sinovels Chapter 138 You dare to eat the prince's tofu
Chapter 138 You dare to eat the prince's tofu
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery
Sure enough, it's not just the low air pressure, but also the blazing fire... The authentic two heavens of ice and fire...
"Shui Shui's tender tofu can only be eaten by Li Li... woo... They took away your privilege, Li Li..." Someone continued to cry like crazy!
Uh... what's going on, who is this beautiful man who is crying?Could it be the prince's pet?In such a large crowd, it's too...too...
(Uh, a certain prince once again gorgeously treated him as a male favorite. Once upon a time, he was favored by an official on the spot? Looking back on Chapter 13 of Sweet Life...)
"Whoever touched him just now... Whichever hand touched him, use that hand to hold ten mouths..." It seemed to be a voice from hell, completely impersonal!
"Then... that... my lord, we also see how cute this little brother is..."
"Yes... yes... the prince calm down..."
"We...we didn't mean to..."
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What does a matchmaker rely on for a living—mouth!Therefore, the ability to adapt to the wind and the rudder is that they dare to admit that they are second, and no one dares to admit that they are the first!
Mo Wei looked irritably at a group of women below who were noisier than ducks, and felt even more annoyed!Seriously, what the hell are these people here for?
When Mo Shui saw that Mo Li had stopped talking, he rolled his big eyes, wondering whether he should add some more ingredients, so that Li Li could make up his mind to teach them a lesson, heh heh...he even came to help my family on a blind date, don't you guys? Do you know that it's just me?Do you ugly piggies want me to be as unlucky as Rarity?
"Yuan...they touched my tender little cheeks...and... pinched my butt..." He said and twisted his little butt in the crowd!This... um, although it should be disgusting for a big man to do this, but being done by such a beautiful and lovely person doesn't feel awkward at all!But... what did this doll just say?
who?Who touched his ass...
A group of women immediately guessed at each other and looked at each other with contempt!
"It's you...it must be you, your husband has been dead for so many years, that's why he eats tofu from other people's little baby..."
"It's you..."
"It must be you... You are in your thirties, and you don't even have a husband?"
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The courtyard, which had finally calmed down, became lively again because of Mo Shui's "adding oil and vinegar" again... It's outrageous, why don't you think of our palace as a palace?
"After reading what I just said, did you not hear clearly... Or do you want me to invite the guards of my palace to help you all?" The air-conditioning has strengthened!Oh, this prince's temper is really bad...but he really has a personality!
What did he just say?It seems to say, say... let... let us slap our mouths?Look, ladies and gentlemen finally reacted!
They all looked at each other, what should we do?Shouldn't it be true?
"You two... didn't you hear what I said?" Mo Wei's eyes directly stabbed at the two guards who were completely stunned!
"Yes... this subordinate obeys..." However, being a guard of the palace is a little bit insightful, and they quickly realized it, so the two of them walked directly in front of the matchmakers... Hey... will the matchmaker marry? I can't reach my wife...
"What are you still doing standing there? Are you going to continue cooking tofu feasts for those people?" Of course, we couldn't escape the ice-like eyes!
"Uh... I... I'll be there right away... I'll be there right away...hehe...hehe...hehe..." Mo Shui leaned towards Mo Wei at a flying speed while pretending to be crazy and laughing!
This... this... how did the child suddenly become so flexible?And now, the prince's temper...is it not suitable to get close?He was still rushing towards the prince like that, so that those matchmakers began to overflow with maternal love...
"Everyone, you'd better worry about yourself... that... that..." the guard armor said in a difficult way, but he couldn't do the thing of beating a woman at all? "It's better... you guys do it yourself... let's do it... we can't do it..." I said very carefully, my future wife... Is there no chance...
"Pa-ta..." I have already said that matchmakers are people who follow the wind!Seeing what the guard said, it's for the sake of it, and loneliness can't be avoided even if it is hidden!So... a matchmaker carried out the "prince's punishment" in advance...
The other people didn't even look at the man who slapped his mouth when they looked at the prince, and they knew that it was completely hopeless... so they had to follow suit!
The sound of "Papa Papa..." echoed in the yard!
Seeing Mo Shuidou couldn't bear it anymore... But now he is a mud bodhisattva crossing the river and he can't protect himself...
So Mo Shui could only bury his head in Mo Wei's arms, pretending to be out of sight!Hey, Lie...how can you be so cruel, Shui Shui is so scared... (Please, who started this fire, and now you are talking sarcasticly here, it really doesn't hurt to stand up and talk!)
Finally, the sound of "clicking" ended, and everyone was sweating!Seeing that the prince's face has softened a bit, he probably won't lose his temper anymore...
"Now let's talk about what you are all here for?" If Mo Wei just stood alone and said these words, he would definitely be a model of a majestic prince. Mo Shui (Mo Shui stopped being angry when he saw Li Lie, and immediately started looking around to watch the fun, ah, a lot of matchmakers came to the palace today...)!
But no one dares to answer him at this time, for fear of being careless and causing self-slaps... That's not a joke, so even the matchmakers who can tell the sky are all silent... dare not say a word talk!
"Back to the master... They are here to help the prince to say goodbye..."
"Oh?" A certain person began to look at the "Prince" who was acting like a turtle in his arms with a half-smile!
Really unable to hide, Mo Shui began to raise his head and chest out confidently, but these actions in other people's arms are just ridiculous... "Who? Who is this blind date for? Let him come out..." Yan I mean, it's not me anyway!
The matchmakers below saw this scene and changed from being silent to being inexplicable now!
All the guards are beyond the cold and arrogant temperament of the man in front of him, so who is the prince he is talking about?
Could it be that this person is not the prince?
"My lord...they're here to say hello to you..." Guard Bing didn't see the wink Mo Shui gave him, so he said it bluntly!What a waste, our little Shui Shui blinked sorely just to wink at him...
"Who told you to come? When did this king say that he was going to get married... Go, go... Hurry up and stay where you are..." Mo Shui felt a strong anger emanating from Mo Wei, and he was unwilling Unwillingly dismiss those matchmakers!
"what?"
"He... said... what?"
"Did I hear wrong..."
You matchmakers were hit again by a small blow!What did this adorable doll just call itself? "The King"
Who is that standing there?
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"Everyone don't need to be curious... the prince who spoke just now... as for that... the one who made you slap your lips is our little prince, who made our prince's... er... er... 'son'..."
What?What is this?Didn't you say that the prince is less than twenty?How do you have such a big son?No, the key question is, that doll who looked like a pet boy just now turned out to be the prince?
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"Let's go quickly... If you have anything to do, come back another day... Didn't you see that our little prince is in a bad mood today?" The guard began to coax those matchmakers who were completely in a daze!Really, if you don't leave, maybe you will have to suffer... You guys don't know our little prince's possessiveness!
"Oh……"
"Uh... yes..."
The matchmakers are not stupid, today's situation is too chaotic, they have to go back and think about it before considering whether to come here to propose marriage... Well... I have to go back and tell those gentlemen and ladies, after all, such a big brother and son... Not every lady can accept being a mother as soon as she walks in...
"Now...you can explain it well, what's going on?"
Mo Wei lifted his hand, clamped Mo Shui's ear, and pulled his head out of his arms!
"Oh... people don't know..."
"Then why are you such a poisonous matchmaker all of a sudden?"
"I don't know either..." Mo Shui pouted and began to think hard, how did he make them think that he was so anxious to marry a wife that he attracted so many matchmakers? "
"Ah... That's right!" Mo Shui suddenly remembered! "Could it be that Rarity asked the emperor to give him a marriage today, saying that the prince has reached the marriageable age, so everyone thinks that my prince has no concubine yet?"
"Well... makes sense..."
Mo Shui was talking to himself, nodding while talking, I'm so smart, I can analyze the reason for such a complicated scene at once!
"Mo Rui wants to give a marriage?" Mo Wei raised his eyebrows, this is a new thing!
Hehe... I didn't even say I was going to get married, the palace is so lively, will the mansion of Rarity, who said he was going to get married, be directly quarreled?Tsk tsk... I really want to go and see... But, Rarity is already an evil Rarity, so if you can't mess with it, it's safer for Shui Shui to stay at home... Well... that's it!
From tomorrow onwards, I will not go to court, and I will stay at home full-time to take care of my "son"... A certain person doesn't even think about whether the decision he made is useful or not, so he is happy on his own...