sinovels Chapter 137 Eating "Tofu" by the Matchmaker
Chapter 137 Eating "Tofu" by the Matchmaker
Mo Shui walked happily to his mansion with small steps. Don't get me wrong that he walked back from Prince Rui's Mansion very hard. He came back in a sedan chair. A scene where I walked back from "thousands of miles", someone had a wishful thinking, if Lie believed that I came back by walking, he would definitely understand that I came home late, and what's more, Lie likes to hear the most I do sports (walking is also a kind of exercise).Maybe when I'm happy, I'll be invited to Pinxianglou to eat roasted squab again... Tsk tsk, since Xiao Fengfeng left, I haven't eaten a decent meal!
Here we will explain why Mo Wei felt happy after hearing Mo Shui's exercise. The reason is very simple. After Mo Shui's amnesia recovered, besides his personality becoming cute, another characteristic of him is also constantly expanding. It is - lazy!
When you walk two steps, Mo Lizi, you have to hug Mo Li and walk next to him. When Mo Li is no longer there, try not to walk. When you have to walk more than ten steps, the sedan chair in the palace is ready at any time... When I have nothing to do at home, I just fiddle around with delicious things to comfort myself. I didn’t know how to read medical books before. Now, besides studying eating, I’m studying sleeping, and I just hide in Mo Wei’s arms and gossip... tsk tsk ...So, Mo Shui has completely degenerated into some kind of mammal commonly known as "pig"...
Therefore, there is Mo Wei who will praise Mo Shui for doing sports and other things, and there is encouragement... Generally follow Mo Shui's instructions, and those encouragements are a delicious meal...!
After walking two or three steps, Mo Shui began to repent. Shouldn't he just go back to the mansion in a sedan chair, so that he wouldn't be so tired... Huh, this "exercise" made Li Li reward himself for baking milk The matter with the pig has not yet come to an end, and I will be exhausted...
"Finally"?When I came to the door of my house, there was a bright red lacquered door with four big golden characters of "Shuili Wangfu" hanging on it very ostentatiously, hehe, how about it, the name sounds nice!It was me who started it, enen...it sounds really good, you have to know that it took a lot of effort for me to get brother Lotte (and Mo Wei) to agree to let my prince's mansion hang this sign...
Sure enough, it's imposing, um, the name I chose is very nice, it's much better than Murray's Prince Rui's Mansion!
Do you know the name of my prince's mansion? The "Water" in "Water's Mansion" of course refers to me...because everyone calls me Lord Shui, as for "Shui", of course it refers to my good son. How about it, I am a father Well-intentioned, the purpose is to make Li Wei feel that this place is the same as his home, and that he is also the master in this palace...
We have already felt this, since he holds your economic power in one hand, we know this... um... who is the head of Prince Shui Li's Mansion...
Walking around, Mo Shui is probably the only person who is proud of the plaque at the gate of his house!
"Hey... hello... Excuse me, do you want to go in? If you don't go in, don't get in my way..." A man dressed in red and brightly painted red and white met each other, with a large hole in his head. The woman piled up with peony flowers is looking at herself with a "bloody mouth"...
Wow... Turning around suddenly, he saw a "ghost face" so close to him, Mo Shui couldn't help but step back... Who is this?Why can't I remember that I did something bad to let the "ghost" find the door?
"If you don't go in, don't block my way..." As she spoke, she flicked the silk handkerchief in her hand, tsk, this scent is really pungent enough, and after finishing speaking, she tilted her fat body The buttocks twisted and twisted with Zhuzhu some... Halfway through, as if remembering something, he turned his head and "smiled" at Mo Shui, and Mo Shui was so scared that he almost trembled Sit on the ground!
Where did this "ghost" come from...
"Little brother, although you look silly, you are still quite beautiful. When mother-in-law and I finish talking about the prince as a matchmaker, I will help you find a cute person... Hehe..." The "ghost lady" who suddenly turned around The child laughed again, "the flowers and branches trembled wildly"!
Why do you feel that it is getting colder and colder?Mo Shui felt his pulse, it was really... cold!Goosebumps are falling!
Looking at the luxurious gate, Mo Shui finally saw that something was wrong. Why are all the guards in his palace gone?Obviously when I went to court in the morning, I saw two guards standing on both sides of the door to act as door gods, and I asked them to look after the house obediently. Why did it take a while for everyone to disappear? up?Those "duties" in the morning of the relationship are all for yourself?And at this time in the morning, the two guards who were very dedicated to guarding the gate also sneezed in a timely manner. Who is talking bad about me? No matter, let's deal with these people...
Looking around, the two people who are not even afraid of going to the battlefield can't help but suppress the desire to escape again, here... almost... all the matchmakers from the imperial capital come...not all of them, but at least half of them !Hey, why have I never heard of it, this emperor has so many official ladies of marriageable age...
"Brother guard, let the prince come out and let us meet... You see, we have been waiting for such a long time..."
"That's right...Brother Guard, please be flexible...I'll introduce you to a good partner..."
"That's right, that's right... I'll trouble you, my lord, to come out and meet her... Our young lady is the jewel in the palm of General Zhennan. No matter how many people want to marry, they won't be able to marry her!"
"Our young lady is the precious daughter of the richest man in the imperial capital. It would be the icing on the cake if the prince marries our young lady..."
"It's better for our lady..."
"Our family is good..."
"we are good……"
Seeing that the matchmakers who were all around the guards were about to kill each other... The guard armor couldn't help but roared, "The prince has gone to court...he hasn't come back yet..."
"Who are you lying to? The sun is so high... Shang Dynasty has already returned..."
"Brother guard, please help me pass it on..."
...we're telling the truth!But the two big men have been squeezed by them so that they can't speak... No, these matchmakers don't know where they came from, and they all chose today to come to kiss!Originally, they were all concentrated at the gate, but as the number of people increased, that verbal skill became more and more powerful. The two guards had to retreat steadily, and finally retreated to the front yard... No, no more If you retreat, if you retreat again, you will be in the hall, and you will be killed by the little prince at that time...
But there is really nothing to do with these people in front of him. Against the matchmakers in the entire imperial capital, it's not like I don't want to beg a wife for the rest of my life!
This is what Mo Shui saw when he walked into the front yard. A pair of middle-aged women with pouting pussies and heavy make-up surrounded the two guards in the morning... I heard right, they said just now that they were matchmakers ?No one in our palace wants to get married, so who are these people here to promise?Hehe, my palace is indeed a place of outstanding individuals, even the guards of the palace have so many people rushing to talk about matchmaking... Tsk tsk...
Mo Shui thought proudly...
"Okay... just be quiet..."
A noble man came out of the main room. He was wearing a black robe, embroidered with a golden dragon pattern in a lifelike way, with sword eyebrows and nose, tsk tsk... This prince is indeed a dragon among men!
The matchmakers who were stunned by a low-pressure roar went crazy again... Oh, top quality, good man, look at this aura, this appearance, this background... the best among people!If I can talk about this marriage with Miss Suijia, not only will it be a high salary, but the prestige of the matchmaker will also increase, and there will be a steady stream of business in the future...
The more and more crazy matchmaker...
"My lord... our young lady is the number one beauty in the imperial capital, and she is a perfect match with my lord..."
"Our master is the richest man in the imperial capital, if he marries our young lady...that's..."
……
Miss Guanjia's pk match begins again!
"Enough... Whoever quarrels in my prince's mansion again, I will throw her out..." The cold air began to rush around in the palace... This is a naked threat, but it has a very good effect!Those people really didn't dare to talk anymore... Who made him a prince?
This is the guard who was overwhelmed by the matchmaker, and he looked at Mo Wei with staring eyes, worshiping...
Mo Shui, who is hiding in the crowd to watch the excitement here, is not happy. What, these matchmakers turned out to be proclaiming marriage to Li Li, who let them come, who allowed them to come... Huh, I am a father How can you let your son marry a wife first?It seems that this is not the point, is it?
"Go away...go away...all go away...don't get in my way, haven't you heard that a good dog doesn't get in the way..." Mo was in a tizzy...no longer in the mood to watch a movie, just pushed those A matchmaker who is full of makeup and powder, wants to stand out from the encirclement!
"Whose child is so impolite, you have to line up, line up..."
"Just... don't squeeze..."
"Yoyo... This kid is really juicy... Big eyes, so painful..." As he spoke, the pig's hand touched Mo Shui's slippery face!
"What a...so pretty kid..." Another fat pig touched Mo Shui's face...
"Wuuu...go away, go away...don't touch the water...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Mo Shui looked at those hands constantly stretching out to his face in disgust. He has a bit of a cleanliness habit, and those fat pig hands kept touching his face, and he couldn't move it away no matter how much he waved. Mo Shui was so anxious that he burst into tears... That voice really... broke through the clouds!
Originally, he looked lazy and unpredictable, but when he saw those women eating tofu from his baby daddy, his complexion suddenly became darker!
"Stop it all..." The swishing cold air came out, and the air pressure became lower and lower, which scared the matchmakers who were molding tofu into silence!
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery
Sure enough, it's not just the low air pressure, it's even hot and hot... The authentic two heavens of ice and fire...