Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 29 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 2

Seeing that his host, the vicious dog, complained first and even wanted to attack the heroine, 362 reminded: ...does the host remember how he ran to the heroine?

Jiang Zuo, who thought it was the hair that started the attack, was very dissatisfied: ... how does the dog system talk? !I should ask how the heroine's hair got to my feet! ! !

Jiang Zuo's attitude was very arrogant, and he lowered his head to look down again: emmmmm, but why are there so many black paw prints on the heroine's face...?

362: ... I hope the host can have a conscience even as a dog.

Just now, when Jiang Zuo jumped out of the cage, because he was hungry for a few days and lacked strength, he jumped into the air and began to fall. It happened that the heroine rushed up to block the prince's soft sedan chair. One paw just landed on the head of the heroine, and the two hind paws also "slapped" her face twice.

After using the heroine's face as a pedal, Jiang Zuo jumped up a little bit, and then hugged the prince's calf tightly.

Jiang Zuo, who hadn't eaten for several days, couldn't hold their paws stably, and the fabric trapped in their paws was too slippery. The long neck bit the male protagonist's robe corner, and the two short claws that were hanging in the air and kicked everywhere softly kicked on the female protagonist's head again.

Fu Lu, the eunuch in charge sent by the prince, looked at Xu Rongyu's messy bun that was kicked by the wolf cub, and almost gritted his silver teeth angrily.

According to the layout arranged by the prince, he didn't intend to let these hungry wolves kill the sixth prince, but hoped that this incident would make the "princess" who the prince placed next to the sixth prince get him to look at him differently.The Sixth Prince is suspicious and withdrawn by nature, if he misses this excellent opportunity, it may not be so easy in the future.

A well-planned plan was ruined by a seemingly harmless idiot wolf cub, Fu Lu screamed at several guards with knives: "This damn beast! You have disturbed the sixth prince, how many of you Why don't you kill this bastard soon?"

Jiang Zuo was startled:! !I wipe!Are you so vicious, dead eunuch? ! !

Glancing at several hungry wolves on the ground with blood spilled all over the ground, Jiang Zuo kicked his paws vigorously, kicking the heroine's messy bun to one side.Driven by the desire to survive, Jiang Zuo rushed up, arched his body and climbed up the prince's trouser legs. He squatted obediently on the lap of Gu Jinhuai, who held the power of life and death, with his fluffy hair curled up. The little tail wags from side to side flatteringly.

[Heroine shit shovel value -100]

[Male protagonist shoveling value 0]

362: So far, the shoveling values ​​of the two attackable targets are all negative. Please pay attention to the host!

Although I don’t know why the male protagonist’s shoveling value does not increase or decrease, why the dog system still plays the prompt sound to stimulate himself, but Jiang Zuo, who feels that he has always attached great importance to the task, feels a little sad: …… Give your heart, and finally Got what...?

362: "..." To be honest, no one would want such sincerity from the host.

The somewhat slumped Jiang Zuo put his entire chest and abdomen on Gu Jinhuai's legs, only two rounded buttocks and a half-drooped tail were raised up alone, and he arched forward until it reached his waist at hand.

After hearing what the eunuch in charge said, and seeing the wolf cub approaching the prince's hand, fearing that the prince would be bitten, several guards took a few steps forward, watching every move of the wolf cub on the prince's lap vigilantly.

Gu Jinhuai raised his hand slowly, stopping their next move, and signaled them to back down.

Several guards raised their heads hesitantly, looked at each other, then took orders to withdraw their swords, bowed their heads and stepped aside, their figures hidden in the darkness.

The flickering candlelight in the hall shone faintly. His raised hand looked a little thin and pale under the light. The back of the hand was light blue with blood vessels, and the five fingers were slender. The raised hand signaled several guards to retreat. After getting off, it fell slowly again, and landed on Jiang Zuo's back.

The fur under his hand was soft and warm, and the warmth was gently ironed in the palm of his hand. The hand stayed on Jiang Zuo's back for a moment, then pinched the back of his neck, and brought him up in front of his eyes.

The little wolf cub in his hand is small, with a few ink-colored fine hairs scattered around the ice-blue almond-shaped eyes, the fur is soft and thick, and the snow-white abdomen is also covered with black hairs, as if in a cloud of ink I rolled it playfully twice and accidentally got it on.At this time, its face is full of tension and vigilance, and its two soft inverted triangular ears are slightly turned outwards, standing high on the top of its head, revealing a bit of natural innocence and cuteness.

Xu Rongyu, who was left out by the side, had tears in her eyes, like a delicate flower trembling in the breeze, she supported the crumbling pearl flower on her head, lightly raised her jade hand, gently tugged on Gu Jinhuai's cuff, her crimson lips parted slightly , "My lord, be careful... Although this wolf cub looks cute at the moment... But it is uncertain when it will bite back... It may be dangerous to keep it by your side... Your lord..."

Seeing one side of the cuff being pinched by a hand that does not belong to him, Gu Jinhuai's complexion suddenly darkened, and strong disgust flashed in his eyes. Before Xu Rongyu could finish speaking, he raised his cuff and waved him away up.

"Hmm—" A gust of wind hit, and Xu Rongyu didn't expect to be violently thrown away. Xu Rongyu fell to the ground, a few bloody cuts were drawn on the bruised wrist, and there was a burst of burning pain. .

Her willow eyebrows were tightly wrinkled, her face was pale, and the teardrops in her eyes made those flowing beautiful eyes look more attractive, she bit her lower lip, trying not to shed tears.

[Heroine shit shovel value -100]

Jiang Zuo:? ?Um? ? ?What's the matter with me this time? ? ?

"Send the princess back to the room." Gu Jinhuai's face was gloomy, the shattered light in those peach blossom eyes had all disappeared at this time, and what was left was a bottomless black color.

Looking at the figure of Xu Rongyu going away being supported by the maidservant, Fu Lu thought that he had failed His Royal Highness's entrustment, and his wrinkled face was a little unwilling, "I didn't expect that the Sixth Prince's aversion to being touched by others has not healed until now, but I need this old slave to tell the prince... Please His Royal Highness call some imperial physicians from the palace to come and heal the sixth prince?"

Gu Jinhuai didn't answer, he lowered his head and pinched the wolf cub's tail lying on his lap, Jiang Zuo, who was pouting his ass and defenseless, whimpered in pain: "Wow..."

The poor little animal whimpered faintly, but it was still clearly recognizable that it was definitely not the sound that a wolf would make.

Fu Lu's face was suddenly blue and red.

He just asked his subordinates to catch a few wolves, but he didn't expect these useless guys to catch a stupid dog to make up for it. Now His Royal Highness's plan is not completed, and just now he said that this is His Royal Highness hunting. What a wolf, but now the wolf has turned into a dog. If this matter gets out, won't it make the prince lose face?

"How can I have the heart to disappoint the prince's whole heart?" Gu Jinhuai pursed his lips, and there was a trace of sarcasm in his dark eyes.

Fu Lu cupped his hands slightly, and said with a smile on his face: "It's good that the prince likes it... His Royal Highness knows, and he will be very pleased... The servant will not disturb the prince's interest in the wedding ceremony tonight, so I will go back and report to the prince, please forgive the old slave Retire first."

362 carefully analyzed: The heroine's shit shoveling value is negative by two hundred, it is completely impossible to attack the heroine, the host should change to attack the hero.

Jiang Zuo tried his best to maintain his last trace of stubbornness and pride: I don't! ! !

Gu Jinhuai carried Jiang Zuo and handed it over to the servants around him, calling for them to take him down and clean him.

Jiang Zuo, who was taken down and pressed in the tub to wash, frantically signaled that he could take a bath by himself, but the three servants who didn't understand Jiang Zuo's meaning thought that he was going to slip away, rolled up their sleeves one after another, and forced him Pressed in the water, one of them cooperated to rub the soap locusts on his hair, and the other used the water in the tub to wash off the soap locusts on his body.

After a simple wash, the three of them were drenched, as if they had experienced a fierce battle in the water.

A few servants fished out Jiang Zuo, who was not cooperating at all, from the water, fearing that he would run to the ground and dirty himself again, the three of them used their hands and feet together, and wrapped the pup in their hands tightly with a cloth, only exposing a The fluffy head, the gray and white hair on its forehead, wet and sticky together, looks a little embarrassed.

The beautifully wrapped pup was sent to the prince's room, like a concubine who had been washed clean and packed into the emperor's room, waiting for the emperor's favor.

There is a gentle and timeless sandalwood fragrance floating in the huge room, and the heavy tail note is slightly sweet and elegant. The luxurious bedroom is clear and cold, and I have not seen a single servant girl, only Gu Jinhuai sitting quietly at the table , he curled up his two fingers, and half clasped his right hand on the celadon teacup.

There is a plate of Sophora japonica cake on the table, and a cup of green tea with a light fragrance.

"Wang!" Jiang Zuo stomped wildly, biting some pieces of cloth covering himself with difficulty with his teeth, exposing a few claws, he turned over, and ran towards Gu Jinhuai's feet in small steps.

The cloth was wrapped around his slender waist indiscriminately, and one corner was dragged on the ground, only a dangling tail was visible outside the cloth.

Jiang Zuo bit the hem of his robe, using both hands and feet, he climbed up to Gu Jinhuai's knee, half rubbing and half arching, the cloth wrapped around him was messily rolled up, and one corner even covered his Forehead and eyes, now only a dark and gleaming nose is exposed.

Jiang Zuo rested his front paws on the table, stood on tiptoe with difficulty, and looked longingly at the plate of snacks on the table.

Seeing that the male lead didn't respond, Jiang Zuo patted his hand with his paw, trying to get his attention.

The soft meat pad fell on the back of the hand, Gu Jinhuai came back to his senses, and looked down at Jiang Zuo who was kicking on the edge of the table but couldn't climb up.

Jiang Zuo stretched out his tongue and gasped for a few breaths, stepped on Gu Jinhuai's legs to rest for a while, then patted his hands with his front paws, and then patted the table, trying to communicate: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Gu Jinhuai stared at him with downcast eyes, and it took a long time before she reached out, pushed his butt, and helped him push up on the table.

Jiang Zuo, who finally had his fill of pastries, lay contentedly on the table, his short tail wagging happily, his chin knocked against the edge of the plate, he was too lazy to move, he just moved his mouth to pick up a piece of pastry from the plate, put it on Chewing it in his mouth, he didn't forget to glance around a few times.

There was no other sound in the quiet room, and no figure of the hostess was seen.

On the day of the wedding, the male lead did not share the same room with the female lead, Jiang Zuo munched his mouth full of acacia flower cakes for the fragrance: tsk tsk tsk, it looks like a guy who doesn't move.

Since the heroine is not here, I can go find her the next day.

Before Jiang Zuo could wolf down all the snacks on the table, Gu Jinhuai lifted him by the neck, put him on the ground, then turned off the lights and went to bed.

In the darkness, Jiang Zuo bit the pastry in his mouth in some confusion.

After waiting for a long time, he didn't see any indication from the hero to let him go to bed. Jiang Zuo, who suddenly understood what was going on, swallowed the sophora japonica cake that had become bitter in his mouth, and held the piece of cloth on his body, pitifully Curled on his weak body, he curled up under the corner of the bed, licked his paws, and fell asleep sadly on his stomach.

Waking up early the next morning, Jiang Zuo, who was determined to capture the heroine, stuck to the prince's feet, biting his trouser leg and refusing to let go.

According to the description of the plot, a peach grove was planted behind the prince's study, and the heroine should be picking flowers there early this morning, planning to make peach blossom soup for the prince. I saw the heroine in the peach blossom forest, with peach blossoms on her human face.

This is really a good opportunity to attack the heroine!

Seeing that Gu Jinhuai was about to leave after breakfast, Jiang Zuo held the meatloaf in his mouth, hugged his ankle tightly with both paws, and dragged on the ground for a few meters in a daze.

Gu Jinhuai lowered his head, quietly looked at the pup who was holding his ankle and refused to slap his paw, and met the earnest gaze that was looking at him.

[Protagonist shit shovel value 5]

Jiang Zuo was chewing on the meatloaf, and his two front paws were still pulling on the hero's trouser legs: tsk tsk tsk, it doesn't matter how much shit you give me, I won't attack you who won't even give me a bed Guys, keep your distance ok?

362:"……"

Gu Jinhuai paused for a moment, he squatted down, hugged Jiang Zuo into his arms, and Xu Bu came to the door of the study.

Jiang Zuo, lazily lying in the prince's arms, glanced sideways at a peach forest in full bloom behind the house, and jumped out of the prince's arms without hesitation. The ruthless Jiang Zuo said with his back: Thank you, buddy!

Then, the cigarette butts did not return and jumped into the peach blossom forest.

At this moment in the peach blossom forest, the heroine Xu Rongyu was wearing a water-blue skirt and was alone in the peach forest. She was picking petals in the peach forest with a flower basket in one hand. A few strands of hair on the cheek.

—Look at me, look at me!Jiang Zuo jumped to her feet, wagging his tail non-stop, dangling at the heroine's feet.

Xu Rongyu lowered his head, seeing that it was the hateful wolf cub who stepped on his bun yesterday, so that he was in a mess and failed to win the favor of the sixth prince. , go to the other side.

Jiang Zuo persevered, and followed up with short limbs, insisting on spinning around the heroine's feet: look at me, look at me, look at me! ! !

"come over."

A cold voice sounded, Xu Rongyu raised his eyelids, and looked at the person standing in the peach forest with some surprise, "My lord..."

His figure is tall and clear, standing quietly in the glowing peach color of the garden, the wind and moon are fragrant, the spring and the scenery are not as delicate as the half of his eyebrows, his whole body is shrouded in darkness and gloom that doesn't quite match his face , making that gorgeous face less frivolous, and more of a cold aura that should not be approached by others.

If that face is smiling, it must be a unique posture in the world.

Xu Rongyu looked a little dazed, his feet moved slightly, and was about to lift his feet to walk to the side of the sixth prince, when Jiang Zuo, who had been circling around his feet, tripped and fell straight to the ground.

The petals in the flower basket are flying all over the sky, and they are spun around by the wind. The scattered petals are scattered and mottled, falling on his deep face, and a few pieces of residual flowers are lightly falling on his shoulders. .

Xu Rongyu, who fell straight to the ground, let out an exclamation, and fell hard to the ground before the prince came to rescue him.

[Heroine shit shovel value -100]

Jiang Zuo: ...emmmmm, I think you can't blame me for this...