Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 28 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 1

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Jiang Zuo seemed to have received a huge blow, he lowered his head in disbelief, and looked at his cute little feet raised up: I... tm... this world... is actually a dog? ! ! !

Jiang Zuo twitched the corners of his eyes, thinking of the gray-black side of his back that he saw just now, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: Then I might be...

362 nodded, affirming: Well, Erha didn't run away.

Jiang·Thought he was domineering and cool·Unexpectedly, it was just a moving sand sculpture emoji·Zuo suppressed his tears not to cry:...Iamok.

In the last world, the dog monk and the dog system have been scolded for so long, but they did not expect the retribution of this world to come so soon.

Seeing that his host was really sad this time, 362 comforted him: ...Actually, it should have belonged to a wolf, but because of the failure of the main mission of the world last time [collect shit value], that's why... well, anyway ...As long as the main task of the host world is successfully completed, then the next world can still...

Jiang Zuo suddenly understood the meaning of the new world's low-profile mode that he heard before he woke up. He interrupted 362, his face was full of snot and tears, and he said stubbornly: Get out!I don't care! !

Suddenly remembered something, Jiang Zuo: ... Wait!Get back! !Why the hell do you tell me first why my innocent and poor little milkman appeared on the grassland? ? ?

362: [Automatic reply] Hello, I have something to do now, I will contact you later.

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The wild wolf on the opposite side pricked up its ears vigilantly, raised its head and let out another long howl. Suddenly, the wind gradually picked up. As the wolf howl echoed in the open grassland, more and more wild wolves came one by one. Appeared, about seven or eight slowly approaching gray wolves gradually gathered in the surrounding area, and the black and white wolves shot a faint greenish fierce light from their clear black and white eyes, permeating the tense atmosphere of imminent crisis.

Jiang Chuha Zuo, who strayed into the pack of wolves, held his breath and pretended to be calm. His legs were trembling. He sat upright without looking sideways, pretending that he was also a carefree little wolf cub on the grassland.

There are no trees on the continuous grassland, and the strong wind blows the blades of grass and beats them mercilessly. The fluff on his body flutters freely in the wind, and his small figure standing against the wind looks majestic, reclusive and independent.

Jiang Zuo decided to howl first to relax the vigilance of these wild wolves, and then implement a specific plan to blend in with the wolves. He stretched his neck and yelped a few times:

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"..."

The surrounding area was quiet, and the wild wolves surrounding him stared at him expressionlessly, and some of them even looked like they were ready to pounce on him. Jiang Zuo was very self-conscious: ...Okay, I will close my dog ​​now. Mouth.

The restless pack of wolves suddenly quieted down, and among the pack of wolves that surrounded him, suddenly parted a path, and a wolf with a tuft of white hair on its head came out vigorously, with a ferocious face and claws. Every step you take seems to contain great power.

The wolf came up and sniffed at the side of Jiangzuo's neck with its nose. The smelly and hot air it exhaled hit his dog's face. Jiangzuo, who was lying on the ground, turned over and put his forelimbs in front of his snow-white belly. , stretched out the short soles of the feet, pressed the pad of one foot softly against the tip of the wolf's nose, and pushed its wolf face aside in disgust.

Jiang Zuo, who had given up on himself and was fearless, poked the wolf's nostril with one toe of his paw: Hey, smell this dog's foot, does it stink... Your mouth is ten thousand times more stinky than this one! ! !

Facing the host's death-seeking behavior, 362: ...has the host decided what color the coffin should be?

Several gray wolves around were grinding their fangs. At the same time, a silver needle shot out and sank into the wolf's head with a "woo" sound from its throat. Let out a shrill howl, and then fell hard on Jiang Zuo's body.

Jiang Zuo, whose bones were almost torn apart from the crush, turned black before his eyes and fell to the ground: I'll wipe... Do my feet stink so much that it makes you dizzy...?

The fall of the head wolf caused panic among the wolves. They arched their backs vigilantly. As more and more silver needles were shot, two more gray wolves fell down. The move was made, and the remaining wild wolves who were lucky enough not to be caught did not dare to stay, and fled in all directions.

A large net fell from the sky, engulfing the fallen wolves into the net.

Jiang Zuo, who was just an innocent Erha, was locked in a huge iron cage together with the three unconscious wolves.

Jiang Zuo was lying in the cage in a daze, and heard someone talking outside.

"...The Sixth Prince's wedding day will be in a few days. This is a big gift from the crown prince to the Sixth Prince. You should take good care of it."

"The prince also ordered...every time you feed the wild wolves, use the sandalwood commonly used by the sixth prince to fumigate the cloth strips wrapped with the meat...to make sure that the wild wolves smell this smell after a few days...just He will be so wolfish, he will pounce on him and tear the Sixth Prince into pieces..."

After the huge iron cage was carried onto the carriage, at night, the three wild wolves who were unconscious gradually woke up. The few wolves who hadn’t eaten for a while stared at the trembling Jiangzuo with green eyes, hungry. Smelly saliva trickled out from between the grinning teeth.

At this moment, the black cloth covering the cage was lifted, and a man dressed in coarse clothes threw a few pieces of bloody flesh wrapped in strips of cloth into the cage.

A few hungry wolves pounced on the meat without hesitation, sniffed it cautiously with the tip of their noses, then lowered their heads and grinned their teeth and began to bite fiercely.

Hearing that these people mentioned the target that can be captured earlier, 362 reminded: Please read the plot of this world in time for the host.

Jiang Zuo hid in a small corner of the iron cage, avoided a few hungry wolves, pulled the task panel to the end before watching the plot, and carefully read the three lines of small red characters below:

Attackable target danger:

【The risk level of the male customer: Unknown】

[The heroine agrees to the risk level: five stars]

Jiang Zuo's eyes lit up, there is actually a heroine to choose from in this world!

With tears in his eyes, Jiang Zuo rubbed his hands excitedly, without hesitation: It goes without saying that it is a choice...

Suddenly recalling the painful lessons from the previous world, Jiang Zuo's words stopped abruptly, and he decided to take a look at the plot of this world before making a decision.

I thought that the second world was just like the first world, it was a novel about upgrading the hero, but I didn’t expect it to be a little romance about marriage first, then love. ...?The boss of your family is really versatile.

According to the story of this world written in the book, the current Holy Majesty married Xu Shuqing, the concubine daughter of the current Tai Tuo, to the male protagonist, the Sixth Prince Gu Jinhuai. The bride changed her position and replaced it with the heroine Xu Rongyu.

The heroine is one of the dead men under the prince. In order to repay the prince for saving his life, she was willing to replace Xu Shuqing and marry the sixth prince. An assassination wiped out all the maids and nurses who were close to Xu Shuqing, and prevented her from revealing her identity on the grounds that she had changed her temperament after being stimulated.

Xu Rongyu was placed in the sixth prince's palace, and after gaining the prince's trust according to the prince's orders, she began to poison him, hoping that he would die quietly under the influence of chronic poison, but in the end, she fell in love with him during the day and night. The sixth prince, in the case of choosing to repay kindness or love, the heroine decided to abandon the dark and turn to the light, and together with the sixth prince, brought down the prince. After some twists and turns, the two finally got married.

There are still two characters that can be captured in this world, one is the male protagonist of this book, Gu Jinhuai, and the other is the female protagonist Xu Rongyu.

Jiang Zuo lowered his head and thought about who should be the target of this raid.

362 Advice to the host: Although the danger level of the protagonist Six Princes is unknown, but the danger level of the heroine Xu Rongyu is already full to the top, the male lead’s danger level is no higher than five stars, right?

Seeing that Jiang Zuo still seemed to be considerate, 362 continued: And since this is a romance novel, it at least proves that the Sixth Prince is not a pervert who is interested in assholes!

Jiang Zuo nodded and continued without hesitation: ...Okay, then I will choose to attack the heroine! ! !

362: ... I see that you didn't do anything today except skin.

The opening scene of the book is the description of the Sixth Prince’s wedding. On the day of his wedding, the hungry wolf sent by His Majesty the Crown Prince caused panic. .

Judging from the words of the person who just captured him, the plot has not even begun yet.

After three days, the man would throw raw meat wrapped in sandalwood-smoked cloth into the cage every day. The meat was sprinkled with drugs, and after several gray wolves buried their heads in eating the bloody meat, they would fall over. Sleeping soundly, and waking up hungry, meat will be thrown into the cage again.

Jiang Zuo, who dared not eat raw meat, shrank in a corner, drank some water while the wolves were asleep, and survived for three days in a daze.

It was night, festive red ribbons were tied on the trees on both sides of the long street, and red lanterns were hung all over the road.

Amidst the bright candlelight, the guests gathered in the hall, and the bride was already waiting in the hall with the help of the maid, but the Sixth Prince was still missing.

"My lord is here-" With a sound, everyone looked towards the door, and saw him in an expensive purple robe, leaning lazily on the sedan chair. A sprig of dark plum was embroidered on the cuffs of his shirt.He has long eyebrows like willows, a pair of slightly raised peach blossom eyes seem to contain a faint smile, and there is a charming and beautiful tear mole in the corner of his eyes, but his face is slightly sick, and his paleness has weakened a bit. The bright and beautiful color, but a little bit of loneliness and arrogance to bully Shuang Shengxue.

Under the bright candlelight, his amorous eyes seemed to be sparkling with river waves and rippling with warmth, but if he looked carefully again, he could see that the crow-blue pupils were full of love. In the darkness where no light can be seen, there is nothing but darkness in the pitch-black eyes.

"The Sixth Prince is getting married today, why hasn't he changed into his wedding clothes..." There was some commotion among the guests.

"My lord is not feeling well today..." He waved his hands sickly, and leaned on the soft sedan chair weakly, "Everything has been arranged by my lord, so you don't need to worry about it."

The bride in the hall was covered with a red hijab, so she couldn't see the beautiful face underneath, but the slightly trembling but still straight back made her thin figure reveal a touch of pity.

Jiang Zuo, who was hiding in the cage, finally smacked his lips in satisfaction when he heard this.

So far, all the plot characters are still normal, at least there is no such thing as the previous world where the characters collapsed as soon as they appeared.

The eunuch in charge next to the prince stepped forward and bowed to the sixth prince, "His Royal Highness has been busy with business recently and was unable to come to the sixth prince's wedding, so he specially ordered the servants to present to the prince a few wild wolves that the prince has recently hunted. The congratulatory gift of the wedding banquet, please accept it with a smile."

Jiang Zuo was small. He lay at the bottom of the railing and peeked out from a small corner not covered by the cloth.

The room is full of fresh clothes, but the person leaning lazily on the soft sedan chair is wearing a crimson robe hidden in the night, looking very inconspicuous. His dark long black hair is lightly coiled, and the tips of his hair seem to be Surrounded by endless blackness, those pair of indifferent peach blossom eyes look a bit seductive in the dark night.

Gu Jinhuai glanced at the huge cage next to the servant in charge, and was about to take his gaze back casually, when he glanced at the corner of the cage, there were two small paws holding on to the iron railing, and then two people came out from under the railing. Only black eyes.

Jiang Zuo glanced at the heroine, then turned his eyes away, lying in the cage and looking at the heroine in the hall with a red hijab.

Soon, the black cloth covering the iron cage was torn off, revealing a few hungry wolves trapped inside, panting heavily and gradually waking up.

Among the wild wolves grinning their teeth vigilantly, only Jiang Zuo was full of joy. After seeing the bride in the hall, he got up excitedly, his tail wagging happily in circles.

The Sixth Lord Gu Jinhuai's gaze swept across the pack of wolves, and finally landed lightly on Jiang Zuo.

362 reminds: the host should focus more on the male lead, after all these wolves will rush out to bite him, and the power of your life and death is in his hands.

Jiang Zuo tried his best to gather his small eyes. He raised his ears and looked back at Gu Jinhuai earnestly, conveying the eagerness and expectation of "pickmepickme" with his eyes, hoping that the male protagonist can choose his lovely self and give it to the female protagonist.

Gu Jinhuai looked down, and saw a small wolf cub looking at him eagerly in the pack of wolves. The short tail behind it was wagging quickly, and the eyes looking at him were more white than black. , so the serious face looks a little stupid and dull.

Seeing Erha's stupid face with his host working hard but still showing joy, 362 forced himself not to laugh.

[Shovel value -1]

Jiang·Erha-style despair·Zuo shed a dog tear: ...I can go to your uncle.

"Look closer." Gu Jinhuai ordered.

The servants on both sides of the cage obediently pushed the cage closer. The gray wolf in the cage was fully awake at this moment, smelling the familiar scent of sandalwood. There was a sizzling sound, and the sharp cold teeth that were dripping with saliva were grinning open. The iron cage was knocked and rattled, and a terrifying wolf bark came from inside the cage.

With a "snap"——

The unclosed cage door was slammed open by a few hungry wolves under brute force.

"Ah!" The guests were disturbed, shouting and running around.

Hearing the chaotic heroine hurriedly pulling off the red hijab on her head, and seeing several figures coming out of the iron cage, Xu Rongyu exclaimed: "Be careful, my lord!"

Jiang Zuo, who jumped out of the iron cage after being hungry for a few days, was weak all over, his trembling limbs couldn't exert any strength, and he couldn't hold the target's calf tightly. Only by touching the corner of the sixth prince's robe can he ensure that his small body will not slip down.

At the same time, several guards who jumped out from the dark swung their swords and beheaded the three hungry wolves that were about to bite Xu Rongyu's body. The little wolf cub who was still biting the prince's trouser leg on the princess's head was a little bit hesitant to let go.

Kicking his legs, Jiang Zuo suddenly felt a little soft under the mat.

After kicking a few more times in doubt, Jiang Zuo let go of his mouth and looked down in a daze.

I saw several black paw prints on the beautiful face of the heroine.

And his short dog legs unconsciously stomped a few times on the top of her head, trampling that precious and beautiful bead flower into a mess.

Jiang·Happy·Demolisher·Specialized Demolition Marriage·Zuo, who ruined the first meeting between the hero and heroine just after he appeared on the stage: "..." emmmmm, that, I think it was the hair that moved first.