Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 116 2 Young Master, Your Pi Zuo Shipped

Seeing Jiang Zuo's unyielding posture, Shen Yitang felt a little helpless: "What can your coming bring to the company?"

Jiang Zuo: "A brand new employee."

Shen Yitang didn't give Jiang Zuo face at all, he nodded coldly: "...you can leave after the interview."

"Don't!" Thinking of the internship tasks of his senior year, Jiang Zuo, who was a bit skinny, had to clean up the mess. He began to carefully count the various benefits of joining the company with his fingers: "Look, besides being pragmatic In addition, I also have an extraordinary recognition of the food culture of our company! I can’t hold anything in my heart except the enthusiasm for this job! If there is me in the company canteen, I will guarantee that I will never shake my hands when I eat food. Unless the company specifically asks for it. What's more, putting me under your nose can relieve your lovesickness! Wouldn't it be wonderful?"

Looking at Shen Yitang's face with a smirk, Jiang Zuo felt that the last few words were a bit broken, and immediately changed his mouth: "My, my lovesickness is gone? My, my!" Jiang Zuo whispered in a low voice. Goo, "...Look at you, you are so preoccupied, how can you be a CEO without any awareness of the overall situation..."

Seeing that Shen Yitang was still indifferent, he promoted himself to the tired Jiang Zuo: ...[email protected]#*%& a normal person would do this?

Jiang Zuo stuffed a handful of potato chips into his mouth sadly, and was about to swallow the tomato-flavored sweet and crunchy potato chips with his own sadness, when Shen Yitang said slowly: "It's not impossible , but you should also show something."

Hearing that something was going on, Jiang Zuo, who suddenly became energetic, didn't even have time to chew the potato chips in his mouth, so he strode up to Shen Yitang in a desperate manner, he held Shen Yitang's face in his hands, Before Yi Tang could react, he bent down and pouted his mouth and gave him a hard "boo" mouthful, leaving a trace of tomato-flavored saliva.

Jiang Zuo let go of Shen Yitang, he couldn't tell whether it was sad or proud, he couldn't help but feel a little bit sad: ... I didn't expect that there would be a day when I would betray my beauty.

Shen Yitang chuckled, he took Jiang Zuo's hand towards his bosom, and stretched out his hand to stop his waist.Regarding this perfunctory bribe, the man didn't seem to be in a bad mood: "Is there a department you like?"

Jiang Zuo, who was sitting on Shen Yitang's lap, clenched his fists excitedly: "Yes! That's great! This can be said to be my dream since I was a child! From the moment I stepped into this company, I knew My unattainable dream can finally be realized!" Jiang Zuo proudly puffed out his small chest, and said his dream loudly, "I have wanted to shine in this department of the Food Quality Control Department since I was a child, and burn my heart. Own!"

Jiang Zuo suppressed his excitement: "It may be a bit too grand to say that the food quality control department, that... is there anyone who needs to taste the dishes in the Xian Tea Garden on the third floor here?... If not, the uncle who scoops vegetables at the window I am also qualified for this position..."

Seeing that Shen Yitang didn't nod, but instead looked lost in thought, Jiang Zuo became anxious: "You don't have any shortage of cafeteria uncles? Well, as long as you can stay in Xian Tea Garden, I can even mop the floor!"

Shen Yitang was silent: "...is this your dream since childhood?"

Jiang Zuo, who felt that he had been insulted, was unhappy: "I want you to take care of it! Dog man!"

"This is not a casual small restaurant. This is Xian Tea Garden. Anyone with taste and pursuit can understand it! ... What's more, working in the cafeteria can eat before other ordinary employees, and it's okay to be hungry after work. Give yourself extra meals..." Jiang Zuo smacked his lips, and finally decided to make sense of it, "Besides, the airborne should start from a small position, otherwise your employees will object."

Jiang Zuo blinked vigorously, and tried to convey to Shen Yitang the message "I'm so considerate and thoughtful only for your sake" in his eyes with his frequently twitching corners.

"There is still an empty seat at the cafeteria window..." Shen Yitang showed suspicion and distrust in his eyes, "It's just scooping up rice... it's a physical labor."

Was it doubting the results of his gym workouts?Jiang Zuo squeezed the bag of potato chips in his hand and crackled excitedly: "Did you hear that, if it weren't for my kindness, it would be your skull that crackled right now."

Of course, Jiang Zuo, who had surveyed it long ago, didn't take Shen Yitang's words to heart. He paid special attention to it just now when he was dining at Xian Tea Garden on the third floor. There are also a window for ordering food for them, but since the lunch break is sufficient and the dishes inside are more abundant, there are obviously fewer people at the window for ordering food outside. Generally speaking, the position of Uncle Ladle It's an easy job.

Seeing Jiang Zuo's resolute appearance, Shen Yitang rubbed his brows, and decided to let him go.

Soon the secretary group received the news, and Gao Jia, who was very excited, hurriedly took Jiang Zuo to the personnel department to apply for a work card.

While waiting, Gao Jia bumped Jiang Zuo with his elbow: "Second Young Madam, how about experiencing life?"

Jiang Zuo laughed contemptuously: "Tsk, don't you understand this, it's called realizing a dream."

Gao Jia, who has always been unable to hide secrets, rubbed his hands, but still couldn't help mentioning the matter of Er Shao's birthday gift to Jiang Zuo: "Second Young Madam, the secretary department discussed the second young master's birthday gift for a long time, and finally spent It took a lot of effort to reserve the entire theater, and tomorrow you and the second young master can take this opportunity to make a date and get close." Gao Jia's tone was very ambiguous when he spoke.

Hearing that the wooden fish he proposed was rejected, and the gift that was finally chosen was such an uninspiring gift, Jiang Zuo, who didn't want to "get close" with the dog man at all, had no interest in watching movies at all: "...Oh, let the dog Men can go and see for themselves, I'm sorry I only have work in mind, so I won't accompany you."

"...Damn, I can't say too much, or I'll ruin the surprise." Hearing that Jiang Zuo refused directly, Gao Jia racked his brains to try to save him, and he winked at Jiang Zuo, "That, I can only tell you This is an original Japanese movie, with a giant screen in high definition, a complete visual feast, I guarantee that your trip this time will definitely be worthwhile!"

Jiang Zuo, who suddenly understood Gao Jia's meaning, also slowly showed a tacit smile to Gao Jia: "Ahem, what is work, a proper combination of work and rest is the most important thing! What's more, this is a part of your life." Xinyi, how dare we let us down?" The corners of Jiang Zuo's mouth widened and he let out a "hehe" sound that was not at all reserved.Jiang Zuo highly affirmed the secretarial department's gift: "The secretarial department is indeed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. When it comes to giving gifts, you are the best!"

After hearing the news, the process of waiting for the work card to be processed became more enjoyable. Soon after the work card was processed, Secretary Li who came to take over took Jiang Zuo to the Xian Tea Garden on the third floor to familiarize himself with the work process.

While listening to Secretary Li's introduction, Jiang Zuo held his hot new badge as if he had found a precious treasure. He breathed out at the badge, then wiped it carefully with his hand, and repeated several times until the badge was clean. Liang shone before he was willing to stop. Jiang Zuo grinned, lowered his head and looked at the content written on the badge word by word. Before his excitement was over, he found the words written on the badge Window service post" has the words "intern" written in black bold.

Jiang Zuo choked for a moment, and was dissatisfied: "You need an internship period to scoop up a meal? This is too strange..."

Secretary Li laughed a few times, but he only obeyed Shen Ershao's orders.Secretary Li, who didn't know what game the two were playing, replied respectfully: "Second young lady, our company has always had high requirements for employees. You can only become a full-time employee of the cafeteria after passing the one-month inspection period. From [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], meals are usually busy, and I usually work five days off and two days off, during this period, food and lodging are included, and the monthly salary... [-]."

Secretary Li, who carefully stated the figure of the monthly salary, secretly glanced at Jiang Zuo, carefully studying Jiang Zuo's facial expression.

There has never been an internship period for the positions of uncle and aunt in the cafeteria. When the second young master ordered him privately just now, he only said to let him figure it out. It took a long time to weigh it before saying it. Since the second young lady wants to experience life, the number should not be too high, but it should not be too low. If the second young lady feels that she has been insulted, it will be difficult.

As soon as Jiang Zuo opened his mouth to speak, Secretary Li changed his words in a panic: "Three thousand and five! I just said three thousand and five!"

Jiang Zuo, who just wanted to show that he understood, was puzzled, and he frowned: "... Is it two thousand five or three thousand five?"

Jiang Zuo's expression made Secretary Li swallow her saliva, and subconsciously changed her words again: "...No, I mean four thousand and five!"

Hearing this number, Jiang Zuo's eyes lit up: "...you can earn such a high salary during the internship period just for a meal? It really is my dream job! How much does it cost to become a full-time employee?"

"Don't look at cooking as simple, it's a physical job, and the salary naturally needs to be higher..." Secretary Li, who was still in shock, finally learned his lesson this time, and he replied a little mysteriously, "As for the post-registration... It will depend on your internship performance."

Jiang Zuo nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Secretary Li worriedly as if thinking of something again: "...Secretary Li, your business level also needs to be improved... It took me three times to say a number before I got it right. People are worried..."

Secretary Li smiled wryly for a few times, and quickly agreed. He felt more and more that the Second Young Madam was not here to experience life, but came here to embarrass him.

Jiang Zuo, who had successfully realized his dream and reached the pinnacle of life, happily followed Shen Yitang home with his badge in his hand. Even when taking a bath, Jiang Zuo had to bring the badge around his neck into the bathroom, and he took it off. I found a place where I could see it and hung it up. After taking a shower and quickly putting on my pajamas, the first thing I did was to wipe off the water mist on the badge, and then put the badge around my neck with a formal face.

Before going to bed, Jiang Zuo, who was lying flat on the bed, had to solemnly align the badge on his neck, so that the badge would stick firmly to his slightly protruding soft belly, knowing that he would not be able to escape the broadcast at night. Jiang Zuo, who was involved in the large-scale farming activity of planting strawberries, turned his head and told Shen Yitang: "Don't damage or distort my badge with clumsy hands, or be careful that I will make you scream tomorrow." He snorted hard with his nose, and after strengthening the deterrent power of his harsh words, Jiang Zuo was willing to fall asleep in peace.

Jiang Zuo's sweet dream didn't last long, because Jiang Zuo, who was still pouting in his sleep, was woken up by the alarm clock at a little past six o'clock the next morning.

Jiang Zuo rubbed his eyes, stretched his hands out of the warm quilt and groped around in the bedside table, then knocked down the alarm clock, and squinted his eyes to get back under the quilt.

Shen Yitang lifted Jiang Zuo's quilt, leaned over and pressed Jiang Zuo, pinched his nose and said, "Who promised me yesterday that I will do a good job? You will be late on the first day?"

Jiang Zuo gave a soft "um", lay down for a few seconds to feel the residual warmth of the blanket, then pouted and pushed Shen Yizhen away, and sat up reluctantly: "Didn't yesterday Have you ever gotten up before, why are you getting up again today!"

Jiang Zuo, who lifted the quilt, realized that although his pajamas had "run away from home" in his sleep, and the strawberry field on his body was growing more and more gratifyingly, the badge was still hanging firmly around his neck. I don't know whether to praise the dog man or scold him: ... You are sensible.

Shen Yitang grabbed Jiang Zuo, who was about to stand up: "Did you not express anything today?" The man lay on his side on the bed, he pressed the quilt, propped his head up with one hand, a few strands of hair on his forehead were gently scattered, and the curtains in the room were still Before pulling away, the man's face was hidden in the light shadow, filled with a faint spring.

Jiang Zuo pointed at himself: "...Is this not meaningful enough?"

Shen Yitang didn't let go, Jiang Zuo looked at the time displayed on the alarm clock on the bedside table, took advantage of Shen Yitang's unpreparedness and pranked him, and rolled around on the bed a few times holding him.

Shen Yitang stretched out his hand to catch Jiang Zuo, and when Jiang Zuo rolled like this, his curly hair, which was already messy, rose up fluffy, wantonly showing his existence, and Jiang Zuo, who had overwhelmed Shen Yitang, let out a triumphant smile Panting, he stroked back the hair that covered his eyes, and looked down to see Shen Yizhen being overwhelmed by himself, his black hair spread out on the bed sheet, against the slightly sick but beautiful face, the top of the man's pajamas The two buttons of her shirt were rubbed open in the chaos, revealing a piece of rubbed reddish skin and collarbone, which can be said to be...beautiful and attractive.

Realizing that he swallowed his saliva in front of this scene, Jiang Zuo bounced off Shen Yitang like a fire, looked at the alarm clock in a disguised manner and shouted: "I'm late, I'm late...!"

While shouting, Jiang Zuo picked up his clothes and rushed into the bathroom, splashed several handfuls of cold water on his face, and then relieved the burning from his abdomen to his cheeks.

Jiang Zuo slapped himself a few times hard, and wiped away the tears streaming from the corner of his mouth: "Fuck, am I the legendary old pervert?"