Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 115 2 Young Master, Your Pi Zuo Shipped

Hearing Jiang Zuo's shocking speech, the secretaries who inadvertently broke Shen Ershao's habit turned red and white, and quickly clarified: "Madam, you accidentally slipped your mouth, we never snooped on Er Shao. You can't blame us for the wickedness of the young lady's joy in the boudoir."

Among the secretaries, Gao Jia was the only one who showed a knowing smile towards Jiang Zuo: "Don't worry, although I don't quite understand, I was greatly shocked."

Jiang Zuo's ears burned, and only then did he realize how much room for imagination he had just said, Jiang Zuo explained with red ears: "What a shock, why are your thoughts so unsightly! I am still innocent How are you?!"

"No way?" Hearing what Jiang Zuo said, Gao Jia looked surprised, he lowered his body and approached Jiang Zuo, "Second Young Master Shen, can't you?"

Jiang Zuo: ... It's not up to me whether it's okay or not.

Seeing that Jiang Zuo didn't answer, Gao Jia bumped Jiang Zuo with his elbow: "You can say it boldly, we are very moral and will never talk nonsense, unless we really can't help it."

Just now he said who was the one who didn't have the heart to inquire about the joys of Shen Ershao's boudoir, Jiang Zuo glanced contemptuously at the secretaries around him who were curiously stretching their necks and looking at him eagerly, and said: "...do you have pills?" No pills, I'm still a pure male college student, I don't know anything."

Seeing this, Yuan Xiaoyu wanted to get to the bottom of it. At this moment, Secretary Li said: "Okay, don't ask, seeing how Madam Er Shao is looking upright this week, she must be lucky." Secretary Li pushed up her glasses with a serious face interrupted this conversation.

Jiang Zuo: ... Do you want this blessing for you?

Hearing no news from Jiang Zuo, Gao Jia sighed regretfully, and had to return to the previous topic: "Then, does Second Young Master Shen have any other hobbies?"

Besides the extreme sport of crispy duck, does the dog man have other hobbies? Jiang Zuo muttered with a dark face, and suddenly thought, isn't tomorrow the last day of the dog man's tolerance?

Good guy, I have already calculated what birthday gift I want, isn't this too much to treat myself as an outsider?

Realizing that something was wrong, Jiang Zuo frowned, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration. He turned his face and grabbed Secretary Li's hand, and said earnestly, "Why don't you send a gift to your most beloved Second Young Master Shen?" Wooden fish...he usually has nothing to do at home, and he loves listening to me knocking wooden fish the most."

oh?Why do Shen Ershao and his wife have such unique preferences?Several secretaries looked at each other.Judging by Shen Ershao's decisive and ruthless style of doing things, he doesn't seem like someone who likes to listen to wooden fish...

Secretary Li asked earnestly: "Madam Second Young Master, are you not making fun of us? On weekdays, Second Young Master Shen's hobby is listening to you knock wooden fish?"

Jiang Zuo, who had already made up his mind, nodded heavily: It doesn't matter if he doesn't like it, I will play a birthday song for him tomorrow with a wooden fish on the bed, and wish him peace of mind every year.

Jiang Zuo, who had already made up his mind, smiled slightly at the secretaries, showing a mysterious look that could not be elaborated: "He usually has insomnia at night when he does too many bad things, so he expects me to knock wooden fish for him to sleep. I don’t know how many people have been knocked out...Anyway, you just listen to me, you’re right! Now that you’re getting promoted and getting rich, it’s up to you whether you can seize this opportunity!”

After leaving these words behind, Jiang Zuo left behind a few confused secretaries, and walked away briskly with a mysterious smile on his face. Several secretaries gathered together with their heads together, chattering and discussing: "Is it really okay to send wooden fish...?"

"Oh, give it away, a wooden fish is not expensive, besides, is there anyone who knows the second young master better than the second young lady?" Yuan Xiaoyu has already opened the orange software and started browsing, "Hey, look, this wooden fish buys Two get one free and engraving service is also provided, what kind of characters do you think can be engraved to convey our endless admiration for Er Shao and make us cute and generous?"

"It's better to engrave..." Gao Jia tapped his chin, and boldly gave a suggestion, "Hey Salang?"

Seeing everyone's speechless expressions, Gao Jia explained: "Look, engraving these four characters on the wooden fish not only expresses our subordinates' love for Shen Ershao, but also passes the combination of Chinese and foreign countries. , fully embodies our spirit and quality of being cute, generous and unaffected."

"Stupid you, of course you want to engrave your own name, one person's name is engraved for each wooden fish, so that Shen Ershao can see our names every time he listens to the wooden fish, wouldn't it be the first place if we get promoted and raise salary You only thought of us?" Lin Shuwen laughed happily, refuting Gao Jia's bad idea.

"But it looks...won't it seem like you're saving us...?" Secretary Li shivered.

When Secretary Li mentioned this, Yuan Xiaoyu asked hesitantly, "But...you said...does Second Young Madam think our lives are too long?"

Before the Second Young Madam left, that three-point mysterious and seven-point playful smile really made people feel a little flustered. No one knew if the Second Young Madam had some unknown evil tastes, and the secretaries couldn't help but fell into a long wait. Silence, and the Second Young Madam seems...not very reliable.

Gao Ningning, who was sitting on the sidelines concentrating on his work and didn't join the conversation, suddenly interrupted and said, "Is there anything Second Young Master wants, do you want something from you?"

As soon as this was said, there was another long silence in the secretary's room.

Yuan Xiaoyu slapped the table and stood up: "Gao Ningning! I advise you not to go too far! This gift is given on behalf of our entire secretarial department. It's fine if you don't work hard. Don't make sarcastic remarks on the sidelines. If you think this gift is not good Well, you have a better idea!"

Gao Ningning snorted softly: "What do you think Second Young Master Shen is most rare now?"

"Of course it's... Second Young Madam!" They looked at each other and said in unison.

"That's right...why didn't we think of that just now?" Lin Shuwen snapped her fingers and broke the silence, "The Second Young Master is focusing on Madam now, instead of sending some messy things, it's better to make something for the Second Young Master and Madam Surprise romance is easier to impress Er Shao."

After confirming the breakthrough of the Second Young Madam, everyone in the secretary department was very excited.

"Then what kind of surprise would Second Young Madam like...?" Secretary Li frowned and asked her own question.

"Speaking of which..." Gao Ningning curled a few strands of hair that were scattered around his ears with his fingertips, and leaned back on the back of the chair, "Isn't there a very popular horror movie recently? It's nice to be able to get along with the second young master day and night. If you are scared that your life will be shortened, the Second Young Madam must have a strong mental capacity, so usually... you should also like to watch this kind of bloody horror movie, right?" Gao Ningning said casually and with a slightly joking tone.

"Wonderful... Horror movies, it's of course best that the second young lady likes them, but it's okay if you don't like them, if you're afraid..." Gao Jia winked at Yuan Xiaoyu.

"...Of course I'm afraid to hide in the second young master's arms!" The two looked at each other, and showed reserved and wanton smiles at the same time.

"It makes sense, it makes sense...then let's book a movie theater, even if the second young lady doesn't like it, it's just for the second young lady and his wife to spend time together, so as to enhance mutual relationship..." This gift is simple and can bring people closer Knowing the relationship between Er Shao and them, it seems that they are attentive but not too precious.Secretary Li also nodded in agreement with the plan.

"At this time, is there still time to book the venue?" Lin Shuwen looked at the time displayed on the phone screen.

"Leave this trivial matter to me." Secretary Li took over the matter with confidence, and he still has such connections.

Gao Jia instructed: "Secretary Li, remember to arrange a giant-screen auditorium to give the second young master and his wife an immersive experience."

Secretary Li nodded and wrote down one by one.

Jiang Zuo, who was clearly arranged, was wandering around the company with his little slippers at the moment. He had just arrived at the marketing department and before he had time to do anything, he received the enthusiastic stares from the employees. Jiang Zuo scratched his head:?Am I breathing too loudly?

Jiang Zuo didn't know that the videos and photos of himself cooking in Xian Tea Garden on the third floor had been flooding the company's internal group, so when Jiang Zuo thought he was conducting a low-key inspection, the company's employees had already glanced at him. After recognizing him, everyone stood up and gave the warmest welcome. Marketing Director Chen Monan hurriedly arranged for someone to deliver iced sour plum soup to relieve summer heat.

"Welcome the second young lady to come to our department to inspect and guide the work. I am Chen Monan, the director of the marketing department. Please come here." Chen Monan greeted Jiang Zuo, and he took the sour plum soup from the new employee and served it to Jiang Zuo himself.

Jiang Zuo, who was a little dazed by the warm welcome, took the sour plum soup and thanked him: "Well...you keep busy, I'm just here for a stroll, everyone just pretends you haven't seen me..."

Chen Mo-nan waved his hand, telling the employees to return to their seats to continue the work at hand, and he showed Jiang Zuo around the department.

"Second Young Madam, our marketing department has high-quality personnel, and the working atmosphere is warm and relaxed. Do you have any department you like? Why don't you consider our marketing department?"

Jiang Zuo, who has experienced the superior food conditions here, has already been madly moved, but Jiang Zuo, who has already figured out the dog man's routine, knows that things must not be so simple, so he has no choice but to ruthlessly refuse: "...I am a man of integrity, no Will do this kind of thing that sells my skin duck!"

Chen Monan thought that there was some ambiguity in what he said that Jiang Zuo misunderstood, and he broke out in a cold sweat. He quickly waved his hands and clarified: "Second Young Madam, I don't mean anything else. Our marketing department is definitely a formal department, and everyone in the department speaks It's nice to hear that you won't let you sell parts that you shouldn't sell."

Knowing that Chen Mo Nan misunderstood, Jiang Zuo laughed twice, and explained: "I mean, I'm afraid it's not that simple to join the company..."

"How could it be?" Chen Monan wiped off the cold sweat that just broke out, thinking that Jiang Zuo was joking with him, "According to Shen Ershao's attitude towards you, what company and department you want to go to is not a matter of your words."

Jiang Zuo sighed, rubbed his back covered with strawberries through his clothes, and said with emotion: "The water here is too deep, I'm too young to handle it..."

Chen Monan tentatively asked: "Then the second young lady... Which department do you like most now?"

Mentioning this, Jiang Zuo couldn't help answering proudly: "Of course it's the Food Quality Control Department!"

Food Quality Control Department?Does the company have this department?Why hasn't he heard of it?But aren't they financial companies?Chen Monan fell into the big thinking of life.Could it be that Second Young Master Shen wants to set up a new department for his lover?Or are you going to turn the whole company into a food company?

Jiang Zuo took a sip of sour plum juice: "Go ahead and do your work, I'll just take a stroll by myself."

Chen Mo Nan, who was still in a mess, hesitated for a while, then nodded in a daze: "Then Second Young Madam, call us again if you have any orders."

Although everyone has already ignored his existence, Jiang Zuo still found that the employees in the marketing department were all sitting at their desks with their backs straight and upright. Zuo couldn't help but lighten his footsteps.

At this moment, a timid voice stopped Jiang Zuo: "Second Young Madam, do you...do you eat potato chips?"

Jiang Zuo lowered his head, and saw a fair young man sitting on the seat, raised his head to look at him with adoring eyes, and carefully handed over an opened bag of tomato-flavored potato chips.

Jiang Zuo: What kind of happy planet is this?

"It's not necessary to be so born. After eating your food, we are brothers. From now on, just call me Brother Zuo." Jiang Zuo has long since disliked that ugly name, and took this opportunity to quickly pass the addiction of being a big brother. After he finished speaking, he took a piece of potato chips and threw them into his mouth, crunching and chewing.

The man sitting next to the white boy heard the conversation between the two, and quickly slid his office swivel chair to follow him. He reached out and quickly took a piece of potato chips from the bag and stuffed it into his mouth, saying to the white boy: "Lu Zhai , I also ate your potato chips, and the three of us will be brothers from now on!" Then he called out to Jiang Zuo very familiarly, "Brother Zuo! I also have delicious snacks here, would you like some? ?”

After the first person broke the deadlock, other people soon enthusiastically shared their treasured snacks with Jiang Zuo.

So Jiang Zuo only inspected the marketing department and harvested a part of his younger brothers and his arms full of snacks. Because he couldn't hold his arms full of snacks, Jiang Zuo had to go back to Shen Yitang's office. He pushed open the door with his crotch, He piled up the snacks in his arms on the sofa, and then sat down on the sofa with his hands and feet stretched out: "I finally understand the wise saying that people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong..."

Jiang Zuo sat and turned on the air conditioner for a while, and then he unpacked the potato chip bag and sat on the sofa while flipping through a magazine while chewing on the potato chips. , pretending to ask casually: "I heard that tomorrow is your birthday?"

Shen Yitang closed the contract on the table, with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth: "Who is so talkative?"

"Okay, okay, let's not fix these nonsense! How about I give you a big gift tomorrow?" Jiang Zuo patted the sofa and stood up.

"Oh?" Shen Yitang raised his eyebrows, his eyes looked down slightly, and the tails of his long and narrow eyes revealed a bit of charm, he elongated his tone, "How big is it?"

Knowing that Shen Yitang's thinking was wrong, Jiang Zuo blocked the man's eyes with a magazine: "Dog man! Put away your yin and yang tone! I am such a practical and down-to-earth person, of course the gift I am talking about is to give a talent like me to your company Ah! Wouldn’t it be a great blessing for your company to have me join you!”

Shen Yitang stared at Hui Jiangzuo with an unpredictable expression, and replied after a while: "...We cannot bear this blessing."

Jiang Zuo: ...Shut up for the Lord.