please stop teasing me

Chapter 28 28 Meows

Jiang Yu looked at his face, neither angry nor sad, thought for a while, and carefully worded: "Master...you...you are pretty..."

Lu Chuiye tilted his head, smiled and saw that he was about to turn red after holding it for a long time, but he didn't say a complete sentence, and waited for him on the steering wheel with his head propped up in a funny way.

"Huh? What about me?"

Jiang Yu gritted his teeth: "Have you ever given birth to a child?"

Lu Yuye: "..."

Ye Qiaoqiao: "..."

The air was suddenly quiet.

Jiang Yu was stunned for two seconds, and suddenly realized what he asked, and wanted to grab the car door and escape, but a warm finger grabbed his wrist.

"Never born."

Jiang Yu paused, turned his head back with a blushing face, and rubbed his face twice in embarrassment: "I didn't mean that, I meant to say... have you been married?"

Lu Chuiye didn't answer directly, but turned his head to look at the cutie behind him: "Ye Qiaoqiao, explain to your brother Jiang, where are your two unreliable fathers?"

Jiang Yu: "Huh?"

Ye Qiaoqiao took off her shoes and knelt on the back seat with her side legs. The vegetable bag lay comfortably on her lap, and the white skirts were laid out layer upon layer. She sat in the middle like a blooming potted plant, Delicate and cute.

She stretched out her fleshy little hand to rest on her chin, rolled her gray-blue eyes, and said in a childlike voice, "Daddy and Dad are going on their honeymoon!"

Jiang Yu: "Huh?"

Ye Qiaoqiao said: "Dad hasn't had a rest for a long time, this time the case is over, I asked the bureau for ten days off, and I took Dad to play together."

"Well, good boy." Lu Chuiye took out a tablet and threw it to Ye Qiaoqiao: "Find a cartoon to watch by yourself, and I'll take you to dinner."

Ye Qiaoqiao picked up the tablet and unlocked it, and found a little piggy Peppa, holding the soft vegetable bag and quietly started to read it.

Lu Chuiye started the car, and explained to Jiang Yu in a soft voice: "Shang Qingming, the captain of the criminal police team of our city bureau, is her adoptive father, and I am her godfather."

Jiang Yu: "Huh?"

Lu Chuiye patted him on the forehead: "Ah, what, Shang Qingming and Ye Ren rescued Qiaoqiao in a case. At that time, everyone in her family...because she and Ye Ren were very close, and his status was a little bit at that time, so it was not very good After the case was closed, Shang Qingming overcame all difficulties to go through the adoption procedures and gave Ye Ren a daughter."

Jiang Yu nodded: "What happened next?"

Lu Chuiye smiled: "There's nothing later on. Qiaoqiao has been smart since she was a child. Her father sometimes ignores her for ten days and a half months when they have a case in the bureau. She often goes to Feiyin to come to me by herself. I guess This time it was Shang Qingming who kidnapped someone to go wandering, Ye Ren must be reluctant to leave her daughter alone at home."

Jiang Yu remembered seeing her just now, sitting on the suitcase at the door, holding a vegetable bag in her arms and eating candied haws. She didn't look scared at all, obviously she was very skilled.

He glanced back, the little girl was a little sleepy, her legs were slightly curled up into a small ball with the vegetable bag in her arms.

He still...thought he had a wife and child, but he didn't!

"What? You think I'm married and have a child?" Lu Chuiye smiled and said, "My dear apprentice, you're being a bit lenient. Do you want to ask me not to accept a second apprentice and only spoil you?"

When Jiang Yu was told by him, he twirled his fingers in embarrassment: "Don't, don't you mind that Qiaoqiao?"

Lu Chuiye was puzzled: "What do you mind?"

"Why don't I have a mother, but have two fathers?" Jiang Yu didn't know what to say, although he knew his orientation, but he didn't think that the world would accept it.

Lu Chuiye laughed: "She's a big kid, not to mention Shang Qingming and his wife never hid it from her. The two fathers love her together, so there is a lot of education and love that should be given. Is it important to be a father or a mother?"

Jiang Yu raised his head, is it important?

unimportant.

If one day...he can be with Lu Yuye, he will definitely be able to give the child double, no, countless times of love.

**

Ye Qiaoqiao didn't like eating out, and today was the Mid-Autumn Festival, so she took the two of them home.

Lu Chuiye hugged Ye Qiaoqiao who was still sleeping with one hand, and the other hand inadvertently brushed Jiang Yu's fingers. The little girl lay on his shoulder and unconsciously smacked her lips twice, then rubbed the tip of her nose.

Lu Chuiye squinted his eyes and thought, it feels so damn good for a family of three to go home, no wonder that shameless Shang Qingming always shows affection in front of him.

He also wants to show affection.

Lu Chuiye thought about it seriously, Shang Qingming and Ye Ren's showy affection was nothing, only a few heads from the city bureau, they came and went to torture a few, and at most they tortured a few vicious criminals.

He is different.

Jiang Yu has so many fans, and if she shows affection in the future, she will abuse her. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. Shang Qingming just wait.

"Jiang Yu, the key is in my pocket, take it out and open the door." Lu Chuiye didn't move, and turned his lower body towards him.

Jiang Yu let out a cry, and hurriedly reached out to feel in his pocket, but if he didn't find it, he stretched in again, and then in...

!!!

Lu Chuiye choked for breath, and almost threw Qiaoqiao out of his arms, "Brother Jiang, I suspect that you are sexually harassing me."

Jiang Yu's face turned red in an instant, and he couldn't even utter an explanation, his mind was filled with the fact that he just touched...his...

Probably not... right?

he did not do it on purpose.

qaq

Lu Chuiye approached him, "Why don't you speak?"

"I didn't, I didn't do it on purpose. I want to find the key." Jiang Yu pressed his chest, gasping for breath, for fear that his inflated chest would be squeezed and exploded if he moved too much.

Lu Yuye was silent for a while: "Don't you think the size of this key should not be used to open it?"

Jiang Yu was so oppressed by his slightly lowered body and the shadow that he couldn't breathe, he reached out to take the sleeping Qiaoqiao: "I'll hug Qiaoqiao, you can find it yourself."

Lu Chuiye clicked his tongue, took out the key from his pocket, and asked casually while opening the door: "Hey, do you feel the size?"

Jiang Yu almost threw Qiaoqiao out, buried her face on her shoulder, and really didn't want to answer this question.

He just looks for a key, why can he stab Lou Zi... Is there anyone in this world that he can't throw away in front of Lu Yuye?

Jiang Yu thought about it, probably not anymore.

"Are you home?" Qiaoqiao rubbed her eyes and yawned, and almost folded from Jiang Yu's arms. He hurriedly hugged her back and hugged her tightly, feeling that the little girl's small body was like a green plant in a potted plant, soft to him It breaks with one touch.

"Here we are." Lu Yuye pushed open the door and walked in.

Qiaoqiao woke up, kissed Jiang Yu's forehead bia, and said in a sweet voice: "Brother Jiang, let me down, I can walk by myself, you are too tired to hold me."

Jiang Yu hurriedly put her down, and took her fingers casually: "I'm not tired, Teacher Lu brought you in, and I just picked it up."

Ye Qiaoqiao groaned, Teacher Lu?

She looked at Jiang Yu, then at Lu Chuiye, at the sky and at the ground, and thought of her two fathers.

My little brain always feels that something is wrong.

Lu Chuiye went into the kitchen to cook by himself, and let the two children play in the living room for a while.

Ye Qiaoqiao walked into the kitchen with her little hands behind her back, "Daddy give me a hug."

Lu Chuiye just rolled up his sleeves, withdrew his hand to wash the vegetables, picked her up from the ground and sat beside the counter, knocked her on the forehead: "How many times have I said, godfather, not father, I will How do you find a wife, huh?"

Ye Qiaoqiao covered her forehead, wrinkled her nose and said, "Didn't you find it?"

Lu Chuiye hissed, turned around and glanced at the living room, and found that Jiang Yu was cleaning up the things that were messed up by the vegetables, and turned around again: "Is it so obvious?"

Ye Qiaoqiao rolled her eyes. Every day she opened her eyes and closed her eyes, it was the greasy daily life of her two fathers. Those eyes were all too familiar.

Lu Chuiye hissed: "It shouldn't be."

Ye Qiaoqiao: "Huh?"

"It stands to reason that I've acted so obviously, why hasn't he turned his love to me?" Lu Chuiye shook his head: "Has my charm dropped to this point?"

Ye Qiaoqiao opened her eyes wide: "Dad, you are the mistress!"

"What little three, normal means and normal competition!" Lu Chuiye knocked her on the head, suddenly remembered something, and mysteriously hooked his fingers at her and said, "Help Dad with something, and I will let your dad grow up with you later!" Take you with me when Dad goes out to play."

Ye Qiaoqiao's eyes lit up: "Really? Tell me what you want!"

Lu Chuiye smiled lowly: "Help me chase my wife."

The little girl thought about how her father teased her father, stretched out a soft little hand and clapped his big palm: "deal!"

Ye Qiaoqiao jumped off the counter and turned around suddenly when she walked to the door, "Dad, can I have a little square of shredded coconut milk?"

Lu Chuiye didn't turn his head back and said: "No, rice..." Ye Qiaoqiao interrupted: "Brother Jiang said he wants to eat too."

Lu Chuiye looked back at Jiang Yu, seeing him pampering Ye Qiaoqiao and letting her make trouble, his heart softened, "One person can only eat two spoonfuls."

Ye Qiaoqiao ran towards Jiang Yu with a smile on her face and pulled him down. She didn't know what she was talking about, but Jiang Yu suddenly laughed.

Lu Chuiye turned around with a smile, lifted the lid of the pot and blew off the steam, the soup in the pot was bubbling, he picked up a spoon and tasted it, it was good.

Thick and milky, eat this fish soup today to relieve your cravings.

**

Almost an hour had passed by the time he finished cooking and came out. The two of them were sitting on the sofa, eating a few puffs that Ye Qiaoqiao had brought, and they went in one bite at a time, as if they had bigger mouths than anyone else.

childish.

Lu Chuiye put the vegetables and soup on the table, looked at the two silhouettes, one big and one small, with a smile: "Children, wash your hands and eat."

The two raised their heads together and laughed together: "Here we are."

Lu Chuiye waved to them, the two came over and stood beside him, one left and one right, Lu Chuiye took out a tissue and wiped the corner of Qiaoqiao's mouth, then drove her to the bathroom to wash her hands.

Just as Jiang Yu was about to leave, he grabbed his wrist, "Wait a minute."

Jiang Yu turned around: "What, what's wrong?"

Lu Chuiye looked at him with a half-smile: "I cook inside while you play outside. To be honest, I don't think it's fair."

Jiang Yu blinked: "Then I will wash the dishes."

Lu Chuiye said, "I don't need you, there is a dishwasher."

"That……"

Lu Chuiye held his wrist and slowly approached him, with a low voice and a smile: "I want to eat puffs too."

Jiang Yu pursed her lower lip in embarrassment: "No more, Qiaoqiao and I finished eating it, what kind of flavor do you like next time I..."

Lu Chuiye smiled, stretched out his thumb to wipe the corner of his mouth, and before he could react, stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked it in.

!!!

Jiang Yu was immediately dumbfounded.

Lu Chuiye wiped the corners of his lips with unsatisfied interest, "Isn't this already eaten, it's quite sweet."

The author has something to say: Third brother: To be honest, I want to use my mouth, but my mother doesn't allow it. Can you help me urge my mother to let me talk?

Okawa: I am not, I have not.

I saw a comment saying that it was called mother. If you say it, you may not believe it. I will call it that in the next chapter.

Ye Qiaoqiao: Don't call me cutie, call me assist.