please stop teasing me

Chapter 27: 27 Meows

Lu Chuiye gritted his teeth, endured the urge to beat him up, and first called someone to handle the car. After explaining the location and other conditions in detail, he dragged him into the car and sat there. Seeing that he wanted to move, he said coldly, "Sit down honestly. "

Jiang Yu sat with his fingers clenched on his knees, and turned his head to look out the window without saying a word.

Lu Chuiye didn't know what to say to that person, he couldn't hear anything from the buzzing in his ears, he could only see the opening and closing of the lips of the two of them, and they hugged their knees and slowly nestled down.

Just now, he really wanted to kill someone. After so many years, he finally saw him again!

The demon in his heart that had been suppressed for many years quickly broke through the seal of reason when he saw the man's back. At that moment, he couldn't think of anything but murder.

If he hadn't seen Lu Chuiye who was also on the side of the road, he would have died under the cliff with him by now, including the man and the car.

He gasped lowly, the car door was suddenly pulled open, a body with great oppression sat in, and the car door slammed shut.

Jiang Yu raised his head, and Lu Chuiye patted his head once: "Little brat, don't kill me, I'll see you."

"I……"

Lu Chuiye wasn't angry at first, but was startled and frightened. Seeing him trembling with fright, how could he bear to blame him, and sighed: "I'm not allowed to drive in the future, do you hear me?"

Jiang Yu nodded immediately: "I heard."

Lu Chuiye stretched out his hand to pick off his clothes, but Jiang Yu didn't dare to move seeing his deep anger, and let him unbutton a few buttons of his shirt.

He reached out and pressed on his chest, Jiang Yu immediately frowned: "It hurts..."

"Do you still know it hurts?" Lu Chuiye originally wanted to scold him, but when he saw that his eyes were red from the pain, he forced a few turns in his mouth to hold back the words, and said softly, "Where is the pain?"

Jiang Yu shook his head: "No, it's just that his chest hit the steering wheel, and there are no other injuries."

"I'll check to see if my leg is injured." Lu Chuiye was about to take off his pants, but Jiang Yu dodged twice: "It's really not injured."

"It's fine if you don't take it off, let me see if you move around a few times."

Jiang Yu quickly moved his legs, "It's really not hurt, no, no need to take off your pants to check..."

Seeing that his legs were really fine, Lu Chuiye didn't do anything else, but buttoned his shirts one by one, and asked him in a soft voice, "Are you afraid just now?"

Jiang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, remembering that he almost rushed off the cliff just now, he was not afraid at first, but he became a little scared when he mentioned it like this, and nodded slightly.

Lu Chuiye knocked on his forehead: "You know how to be afraid! I thought you were here to play Fast and Furious, drag racing for me on the winding mountain road."

Jiang Yu nodded silently.

Lu Chuiye was also reluctant to scold him, sighed and stretched out his arms towards him, and said helplessly, "Hug?"

He was teasing him at first, but unexpectedly, Jiang Yuzhen threw himself into his arms, panted a few times, "Master."

For a moment, the cloth on the chest was a little wet.

Lu Chuiye was stunned, and his heart softened: "Okay, don't be afraid, there is a master."

Jiang Yu could suppress it at first, but when he heard his soft words, he couldn't control it immediately. Lu Yuye was most afraid of him crying, "Why are you still crying? Can I really hit you? It's too late to hurt you, and I am too Are you scared, well, don't cry."

Jiang Yu turned his head away, hummed in a nasal voice.

"Where's your manager and assistant, why did you drive here alone?" Lu Chuiye looked at his trembling car and felt stuck, "Don't tell me you're bored and come racing, I'll drive a toy car for you Even blushing, dare to learn how to drag a car?"

Jiang Yu was amused by him, and bit his lower lip: "There is no drag racing, I accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake."

Lu Chuiye suddenly felt a pain in his head: "I...you give me your driver's license."

Jiang Yu turned it over and handed it to him, Lu Chuiye said: "Starting today, you can bid farewell to the car, let your manager and assistant accompany you wherever you want to go, or ask me to take you off, and let me see you driving by yourself... ..."

Lu Chuiye laughed: "You are also my apprentice, if you are my boyfriend, if you are so disobedient, you will put him on the bed, and you will not get out of bed until you learn how to be obedient."

As soon as Jiang Yu heard him say this, his face turned red instantly, and the tips of his ears almost dripped blood, "I won't, no, I won't drive anymore."

I couldn't help but think of Lu Chuiye's thin waist and no clothes on. If he was on the bed... he couldn't get out of the bed, it should be... it should be very... Jiang Yu turned his head away, and suddenly felt a heat on the tip of his nose.

He raised his hand and wiped it.

blood.

Lu Chuiye groaned, and quickly turned his face back: "I'm a turtle, you've got a nosebleed after driving such a small plastic toy car, I'm going to show you an educational video, you have to collapse."

With his chin held by him, Jiang Yu raised his head halfway, feeling hot air from his nose rushing straight to his forehead, he pursed his lips tightly and dared not move, for fear that blood would flow into his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth.

Lu Chuiye took out a piece of paper and stuffed it for him, and took some wet tissue to wipe off the blood on his lips and fingers carefully, the more he wiped, the more he wanted to laugh: "Apprentice, you are really a treasure."

Jiang Yu was already blushing at this time and didn't know what to say, he thought about it for a while, and his nose bleeds.

There is probably nothing more embarrassing than this.

Lu Chuiye almost stopped the bleeding for him, then teased him with a smile, saw that he was so ashamed and angrily refused to respond, raised his hand to wipe the corners of his eyes, and took out some candies out of nowhere Come: "Candy?"

Jiang Yu took one, peeled it off and put it in his mouth, crunched it into pieces, and it smelled of sweet fruit.

Lu Chuiye started the car and drove steadily on the winding mountain road, "I saw a lot of mooncakes in your car just now, where did you plan to go?"

Jiang Yu's fingers stiffened, "I..."

"Ok?"

Jiang Yu gritted his teeth and said: "Yang Hui bought those as gifts, I was too anxious to leave and forgot. I went to Yucheng...a friend lives here, I'll come and see him."

Lu Chuiye said loudly: "I'll accompany you there? In order to prevent you from getting into trouble again, the old man was almost scared to death by you just now. Do you think we will destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces or pay for our lives?"

Jiang Yu glanced sideways out of the window and thought to himself: For a person like him, [-] deaths are not enough to atone for his sins. He killed so many people, so he should receive the heaviest punishment.

"It's okay, I'll see him next time, don't worry." Jiang Yu turned his head and smiled: "Aren't you going home to celebrate the holiday with your family?"

Lu Chuiye originally planned to go home for the festival after finishing his work, but he met Jiang Yu halfway, so how could he leave him and go home alone? Anyway, it was a festival, that is, a meal, and then he would listen to the elders talk about the Long March and the War of Resistance story.

Lu Chuiye said, "You don't want Master to accompany you?"

Jiang Yu replied honestly: "I want to."

Lu Chuiye was scared to death by him, and his heart was full of fire, but when he saw his obedient answer, he immediately smiled as if his heart had been softened by being comforted.

"This is not..."

The phone rang suddenly, Lu Chuiye stopped talking, and said to Jiang Yu, "Help me see whose call it is."

He was driving on the winding mountain road, especially when he saw Jiang Yu's appearance just now, he didn't dare to be distracted in the slightest.

Jiang Yu picked it up and looked at it: "Pretty."

Lu Chuiye said: "Pick up." Jiang Yu pressed answer and hands-free for him, and then a crisp girl's voice sounded inside: "Dad!"

Jiang Yu was shocked.

dad? ? ?

he has married?And... a child?

Jiang Yu instantly remembered the candies and chocolates he ate at his house last time. At that time, he said: "Don't be disgusted with the leftovers from the children at home."

The... children at home.

Lu Chuiye hummed: "Where are you?"

Qiao Qiao said: "I'm at the gate of Feiyin, Uncle Wen and Uncle Ding are not here, why is there no one here, only Cai Baobao, I'm so hungry~"

Lu Chuiye frowned: "Just stand there and don't run around, I'll go over right away."

**

The two of them were far away from Feiyin, and it took them two and a half hours to get back to Feiyin due to the traffic jam. Ye Qiaoqiao, who was wearing a red embroidered white dress, was sitting on the suitcase holding a bag of vegetables, gnawing on candied haws and dangling her feet. Woolen cloth.

Seeing Lu Chuiye coming, he hurriedly jumped out of the suitcase, staggered over with the heavy vegetable bag in his arms, and called sweetly, "Father."

Lu Chuiye pinched the tip of her nose: "Get in the car first, I'll get you the salute."

Ye Qiaoqiao carried her small embroidered bag on her back, pulled the car door hard, and jumped up with both hands and feet. Suddenly seeing someone sitting in the co-driver, she said, "Brother, are you Brother Xiao Jiang?"

Jiang Yu smiled: "Yes, hello."

Ye Qiaoqiao's eyebrows are very delicate, her skin is fair, her eyes are light gray blue, she looks like a mixed race.

Jiang Yu glanced at Lu Chuiye who was coming from a distance, and asked softly, "Why are you here alone? How dangerous is it? Where's your mother?"

Ye Qiaoqiao murmured: "There is no mother, only father's."

Jiang Yu couldn't help thinking distressedly: God is so pitiful, his wife died at a young age, and he was both a father and a mother by himself, no wonder the cooking was so delicious and the laundry was so clean.

Lu Yuye put the suitcase in the trunk, opened the door and sat in, "What are you talking about?"

"Brother Jiang asked my mother." Ye Qiao smiled and lay on the seat with a cheerful and lively face: "Didn't you tell him?"

Lu Chuiye slapped his forehead: "...I was going to say it, but I forgot." Then he looked at Jiang Yu who was eager for knowledge and tried to hide it, "Why didn't you ask me?"

Jiang Yu: "...I want to ask."