Chapter 88
Chapter 88
The fire-breathing starling, the long-necked bastard, the fat white cat, and the four holy beasts came three times. Feng Du sat on the sofa with a serious face, waiting for Di Ting to hear the location of the remaining blue dragon.
The black starling was jumping up and down on the coffee table, sparks were still radiating from the taped mouth, as if he had a thousand words to say.
Pi Zhaocai flicked his tail and swept the bird to the floor, stretched his body and put his head on his father's lap, motioning for the baby to rub his stomach quickly.
After listening to the truth for a long time, the dog's face was heavy, and it took a long time to put on the earmuffs: "You may not believe me, I didn't hear Qinglong's voice."
"Impossible!" Feng Du pointed at the three guys in front of him and said, "As for Tiandao's obsessive-compulsive disorder, how could he tolerate such a mahjong scene where three missing one?"
There was a thunder outside the window, and Tiandao, who woke up from sleep, reminded Feng Du to be careful with his words and not to force Lai Lai.
"But I really didn't hear it!" Di Ting scratched his itch, stood up and flicked his tail and said, "I just listened carefully for a long time, but I didn't hear his voice."
The starling jumped up and down again, spread its wings in the air and patted it for a while, Nezha finally noticed him: "Does this bird have something to say?"
Feng Du saw that the starling who was jumping up and down suddenly stopped jumping, so he stretched out his hand to hold him in his hand: "If you have something to say, you have to nod, but if you want to talk nonsense, I'll pluck your hair and make a shuttlecock."
Starling nodded vigorously.
Feng Du loosened the tape on his mouth, and when the starling spit out, it was a fireball: "My god, if there is water to drink, but there is no throat, it is dry and smoking!"
After drinking two sips of water, the starling finally stopped spitting fireballs, it cleared its throat and said, "As you can see, I am Suzaku."
Pi Xiu looked the starling up and down: "I have a question."
"I know you are surprised and have a lot of questions, so I allow you to come one by one, and Pixiu will be the first to come." Suzaku jumped up and said, "It's because we met once."
Pixiu raised his chin towards his pitch-black bird body: "Is the black hair on your body burnt like this by your own fire? The smoke is quite even."
Starling: "...No, it was born in this life."
Pi Xiu nodded: "That's pretty good too, it's smooth and smooth, and you can get a good price just by looking at it."
Feng Du stretched out his hand and closed it: "Skip this question, let's go to the next question, why are you the only one who remembers that you are Suzaku, and the two of them seem to be not very smart when they don't remember anything? Also, how did you find this place?" here?"
The starling giggled twice: "Of course it's because I'm smart. Do you have to ask? Why do you think that an iron bastard and a stinky cat can be smarter than a bird?"
It flapped its wings and flew in the air twice, and said: "There is a feeling between the four holy beasts. When I opened my mind, I found that they were together and flew over."
Feng Du was overjoyed: "Since there is a sense, where is Qinglong now?"
"He's gone." Suzaku starling said sharply.
Nezha:? ? ?
Nezha: "What do you mean he's gone?"
The starling shouted: "The dragon is gone. He is unwilling to give up the reincarnation of the body and soul. The old dragon head said that he is a holy beast of the green dragon. How could the dragon soul enter the body of the snake and explode into the world."
Feng Du was startled: "Did the self-explosion dissipate?"
"Yes." The starling quacked twice: "So don't be too mean to be a demon, take a step back, and die better than live. Without the holy body, at least the soul body is still there. We must be different demons when we enter reincarnation. .”
Pi Xiu frowned and patted his big fat son: "Is there anything else important about your reincarnation?"
The starling looked at him: "Saint beasts can only enter reincarnation in the same year, the same month, and the same day, that is to say, we will live and die together, quack."
Pi Zhaocai turned over and twitched his tail at the annoying black bird again. With a whimper in his throat, he collapsed into a piece of cat cake in Pi Xiu's arms.
"They didn't keep their memories, but you did?" Nezha sat on the sofa holding the little bastard in his hands, frowning and asked, "Did you keep the memories on purpose, or did they throw them away on purpose?"
The starling who was cursing on the table paused, and suddenly said in a low voice, "It's the two cowards who are timid. They are afraid that Heaven will not let them off, so they deliberately threw away their memories!"
Suzaku suddenly fluttered its wings and screamed at Xuanwu and Baihu: "A coward who doesn't even dare to keep his memory, who obviously decided to live like this, and doesn't want to admit his identity, might as well hit his head to death with the old dragon head!" !"
A few fireballs fell and directly ignited the leather sofa. Feng Du yelled loudly, and before he could squeeze out the magic formula, Xiao Wang put out the fire with a single mouth like a high-pressure water gun.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Xiao Wangba. It blinked, looked at Nezha and then at them, and suddenly said, "Jenny Jenny?"
Pi Xiu: ...
Feng Du: "...a crime."
Nezha touched the shell of Xiao Wangba Xuanwu, raised his eyebrows and asked: "Emperor Fengdu, it's like this, can this kind of Xuanwu Wangba be domesticated? I found it in the lotus pond of our house. I think he likes it very much. "
Feng Du looked tired: "Don't ask me, ask him."
He raised his hand and pointed to the sky, and suddenly a rainbow appeared from among the clouds, and a colorful light fell from the sky on Nezha's body. Accompanied by the faint sound of music, the dazzling colorful light flashed across the third prince's body, and the merits and deeds came to him.
Nezha: ...
Nezha: "To be honest, no matter how many times I come here, I still can't get used to the merit special effects like character upgrades in web games. It's too rustic."
Heavenly Dao bangs and thunder explodes, if you don’t want it, just give it back to me.
The third prince said that if you want to raise Xuanwu, you will get a merit. Pi Xiu and Feng both looked at each other, and at the same time, their eyes fell on Suzaku.
At the same time, a fierce tiger descended the mountain and rushed towards Suzaku, Pi Xiu slapped Feng Du's face: "Our house has a yard and trees, it's much more comfortable than your mini loft!"
Feng Du: "You already have a white tiger! Climb for me! Give this to me! Don't be too greedy!"
"Will anyone think that there are too many merits? What stupid things are you talking about? I have already raised a tiger. What is a bird? Even if I eat an ostrich, I will recognize it!"
Pixiu took advantage of his long hands to grab Suzaku. When he thought he had captured the whole world and yelled out the classic line I raised you, Tiandao didn't show any sign of it, and even laughed at him with a thunder.
Nezha sneered: "What's this called? It's called eating shit that can't keep up with the heat."
The third prince reached out to tease the newly released pet, sighed and said, "The first person to eat crabs earns the most money. Doesn't Boss Leather Feng Dadi not even understand such a simple truth?"
Feng Du and Pi Xiu looked at each other, and at the same time let go of Suzaku, who had been treated as a treasure just now.
Pi Zhaocai was hugged and caressed by his father again, Pi Xiu said calmly, "We already have a second child in our family, and we can't have another child. I see that Emperor Feng is single and has no offspring. It's just a matter of time for a starling to chat with you to relieve boredom."
Feng Du coughed lightly: "Fart, I have to take a walk every day and shovel his shit. I'm very busy, OK?"
"I suggest you don't talk nonsense, I will flush the toilet and wipe my ass by myself." Di Ting let out a disgust, and walked towards Suzaku: "The four holy beasts have disappeared for many years, why are you reincarnated in this world now?"
Suzaku paused and said in a low voice, "Because it said it wasn't the right time yet."
Listening to the dog with a puzzled face: "What time?"
"Then I don't know." Suzaku patted his wings: "Anyway, the way of heaven has its own reasons, and it's not something you can ask."
Pi Xiu sneered: "The way you lick the dog is really funny."
He walked to the window with Pi Zhaocai in his arms, shook the huge white cat towards the sky, and asked with a dark face, "This cat has grown from the size of a palm to the size of a pig. And obviously I came first, why do I have no merit?"
Zhaocai was shaken down by his father, and with a meow, he patted Pixiu's face with his tail, struggling to jump off.
Tiandao made sense after thinking about it. After shaking, a merit suddenly came out, but it made a detour and landed on Pi Xiu. He passed through high-rise buildings all the way, and finally landed on Wenxi who had just pushed the tiles at the mahjong table and landed on the bar. body.
Everyone in the shop was dumbfounded, and Hamo Jing, who was sitting opposite Wenxi, wiped his eyes: "What's the matter, is Hu Pai with its own special effects still popular now? I'm thinking that I'm not playing online mahjong either?"
Wenxi was also stunned on the table, feeling that his body warmed up, his eyes cleared up, and he immediately felt energetic everywhere, and it didn't matter if he and Pi Xiu rolled around all night.
He carefully put down the tiles on his bar and stared at the pair of white jade mahjong sent by his sister, thinking that this could not be some magic circle special effect that his sister specially prepared for him.
Although he likes it very much, it's too shameful, blue diamond nobles don't wear it like this.
Seeing the puzzled look on the lady boss's face, Su An quickly put down the calculator in her hand and came to explain the confusion: "Don't worry, it's just a blessing from heaven. This kind of special effect of fifty cents was also there when the boss got the most handsome male fairy last time. It's just you I just fell asleep and don’t know.”
Wenxi suddenly realized, but when he looked at the cards in front of him, he was puzzled again: "I just made a fool of myself, so I don't need to lower my merits."
Su An choked: "Of course it's not because of your playing cards, it should be because of someone else. You can call the boss and ask if something happened to him."
When Wenxi heard that Pi Xiu might be involved, she quickly took out her mobile phone to make a call.
However, the phone was picked up after two calls, and Pi Xiu's voice came from there. Wenxi asked while counting the cards: "Just now, the heavens suddenly sent merit, did something happen to you?"
Pi Xiuxiu was about to roll up his sleeves and scold Tiandao, but he was taken aback when he heard Wenxi's words: "Did the merits befall you?"
"That's right, I happened to play cards, and a light from the sky hit me, scaring me to death." Wenxi laughed: "What happened to you?"
Pixiu immediately calmed down: "It's okay, it's over here, I'll be right back."
Wenxi answered and hung up the phone, beckoning the person on the table to continue calling.
He played two cards and went out, and a courier brother came in carrying a big box. He shouted at the top of his voice, "Is Mr. Wen Xiwen here! There is a courier!"
Wenxi called out: "Don't worry, we're playing mahjong! Just put it anywhere!"
The courier brother put the big box on the ground: "Hey, don't worry about playing cards, this package is postage collect."
Wenxi was taken aback for a moment, thinking which kind of cub sent something and asked the master to pay for it?Is there no law?
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