Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out.

Chapter 87

Nezha looked at the bastard in front of him, frowned and said, "I always thought there was something at the bottom of this pond. It turned out to be a big bastard. I thought it was some kind of evil beast. You are ready to fight, so just show me this?"

Pi Xiu looked at Wang Ba and then at Nezha, not knowing which one was more stupid.

Maybe the two are equally stupid, otherwise it wouldn't be strange to raise such a big bastard in the muddy pond where fish and lotus roots are raised.

"Can you talk?" Nezha swam a few steps towards the grinning Wang Ba, and shook the Huntian Ling in his hand: "If you can talk, talk."

Wang Ba blinked his eyes and shook his own Wang Ba's head.

When Nezha got closer and looked at this bastard face, he suddenly felt a little familiar.He turned around and waved to Pixiu: "Come and see, does this guy look familiar?"

Pixiu muttered about the familiarity of a bastard. As soon as he approached, he saw the bastard suddenly stretched his neck and rushed towards Pixiu and Nezha like a snake.

The two bold ones couldn't withstand the sudden visual impact for a while, they yelled "fuck you", turned around and swam for a while before calming down.

Nezha patted his chest and was still in shock: "Ma, I just watched a ghost movie last night, and there was a girl with a long neck in it, and just now its neck kicked off, scaring me to death."

"What kind of bastard did your mother raise? Why does your bastard have such a long neck? A giraffe is reincarnated?" Pixiu rubbed his face and murmured, "I thought it was Voldemort with that flat face without a bridge of nose rushing over. coming."

Nezha took another look, and found that bastard was looking at them, with a big confusion on his small face, as if he didn't understand why they ran away.

"Actually, it looks quite cute, ugly and ugly." Nezha said.

Pi Xiu was stunned for a moment, and looked at the third prince who was seriously looking at the bastard's face, thinking that it's really a pleasure to look at the bastard after being single for a long time, and Nezha's mother is right, this old bachelor should go on a blind date.

The bastard leaned towards them again, and let out a low growl of grievance. Nezha looked at him, thought for a while, and reached out to touch his bastard's head: "Stop barking, if you scare the fish to death, I'll kill you!" Braised and eaten."

The big bastard stopped barking, and took the initiative to rub Nezha with his Mohawk hairstyle, completely quieting down.

Pixiu calmed down and came out from behind, looked around the king Bayi carefully, and said to Nezha, "I have a bold idea."

Nezha: "Do you think he looks like Xuanwu?"

The two spoke at the same time and looked at each other, Pixiu couldn't help but click his tongue: "I said, why are you stealing my lines?"

"I found out just now, it was him who rushed down and stunned the master." Nezha stroked Da Wangba's head, and asked in a low voice: "Are you Xuanwu, if you are Xuanwu, just nod, if not, just shake your head. "

Da Wangba looked puzzled, as if he didn't understand what Xuanwu was, and kept rubbing his head against Nezha, trying to make him sit on his body.

Pixiu looked at the big bastard, and thought of the big white cat at home that had already swelled, thinking that it was really a white tiger...

He patted Nezha on the shoulder: "Clean up here and accompany me to find Feng Du, and take your bastard with you."

"What's wrong?" Nezha looked puzzled: "They won't let me raise a national first-class rare protected monster in their lotus pond."

Pixiu thought for a while about the silver gradient layer of his family that lay down on the ground and touched the porcelain because he couldn't walk when he saw food, and hesitantly said: "Not necessarily, although Xuanwu is one of the four holy beasts, but this one in your family is not a turtle shell but a The turtle shell, and the hem."

When Nezha heard the same thing, he turned to Dawangba and said, "Can you make yourself smaller? I'll take you out."

The big bastard understood this time, and ba la la Xiao Moxian's whole body changed, turning into a little bastard, and swam obediently to Nezha lying on his stomach, blinking at the third prince with a pair of big eyes.

Nezha took off the Qiankun ring and put it on Xiao Wangba's too slender neck, and carried him upstream to the lake.

Xiao Wangba was very curious about the Qiankun circle, and kept pawing and pulling with his feet. Huntian Ling slapped him lightly on the neck, telling Xiao Wangba to be more honest.

The two people came out of the lake, salvaged all the lotus roots they picked and piled them on the boat. Pixiu took off his clothes and squeezed the water. go together."

Nezha was taken aback, thinking of the big cat blocking the door of their house, he couldn't help asking: "What happened to your family's fortune? I think he looks like a cat."

"Have you ever seen a cat barking like a tiger? You can meow meowing in front of Wenxi." Pixiu put on his wrung clothes: "But a white tiger is also a cat, so it's okay to think about it." bug."

Nezha made sense when he heard it, the two of them packed up and sat in Pixiu's blue three-samsara restaurant. It was the first time for Xiao Wangba to go to heaven, he stretched his neck and yelled twice, and was firmly tied by Huntian Ling. In the palm of Nezha's hand, the seat belt was fastened.

Wenxi was downstairs to settle accounts, when she heard Pixiu's voice coming back, she turned her head and saw two men who had rolled in the muddy soup stepped in wearing one-piece overshoes.

The smile on his face disappeared immediately, and he stared at Pixiu and asked, "Did you wrestle in the mud? Did you know that the mud on your body is crusted?"

Pixiu clicked his tongue: "It's okay, no one is looking at me, have you seen Zhao Cai, I have to take him out."

Wenxi was puzzled: "What are you doing? Didn't you just get vaccinated two weeks ago? This time you're going to get vaccinated again?"

"No... just go to Feng Du's for a physical examination. He may be the reincarnation of the white tiger. I have to take him to have a look." Pixiu threw the overshoes on his body aside, calling for fortune at the top of his voice.

But there was no response after calling for a long time, Wenxi said: "I don't know where to go to play, you can go to the backyard and have a look, maybe there are moths to play."

Pi Xiu's face darkened: "What's so interesting about fluttering moths? It's not fluttering moths."

He took a bottle of yogurt out of the refrigerator next to the counter, and called Pi Zhaocai again, but there was still no response.At this time, he forcefully tore off the tin foil on the yogurt cover, and only halfway through it, a giant white lightning rushed from the backyard and hit the yogurt directly.

"Small sample, I can't catch you without a bottle of yogurt." Pixiu pressed Lucky, drank the yogurt by himself, and walked out holding the big cat by the back of the neck.

Wenxi took the leash and chased after him: "You take the rope with you, what if the cat is stolen?"

"Who stole such a fat cat? Aren't you afraid of going bankrupt?" Pixiu cursed and put the leash on Zhaocai's body, but found that he was too fat to fit it in. He immediately looked at Nezha, who was smoking a cigarette and teasing the turtle, and slapped him Snap your fingers.

Nezha glanced at him: "Why?"

"Excuse me for Huntianling, I need a leash." Pi Xiu said while pulling Huntianling towards Zhaocai.

Nezha licked the big fluffy Lucky Cat, and said to Huntianling, "Tie it on, don't look for it when the cat runs away, it's troublesome."

Pixiu, who took the cat and the turtle, changed cars and drove his own BMW on the road. Nezha sat behind and dragged Xiao Wangba to press Lucky to prevent him from licking.

The third prince: "Don't lick it, it's not for food, Pi Zhaocai, can you learn from your brother, don't just want to eat something!"

Pi Xiu took a look in the rearview mirror: "Don't talk about it, if he could change it, he would have changed it long ago. It's all the fault of Pi Shaodi and Wenxi. He always feeds it while I'm not around, and doesn't care whether the idiot is Really hungry, fake hungry."

When Pi Zhaocai heard his father say that he was like an idiot, he raised his hand and slapped his paw on the pillow, and let out a groan.

"It's really screaming." Nezha was taken aback, then laughed and touched Zhaocai's head: "It's really a little tiger."

Pi Xiu stepped on the gas pedal: "It doesn't matter if he is a tiger or a cat, I will beat him up and howl later."

The car stopped in front of the cemetery, and Pixiu carried Zhaocai directly into the elevator like he was carrying a big bag, not letting his paws step on the muddy ground, and he would have to wash it later when he went back.

Feng Du was doing the final security work in his office for tomorrow's half-open ghost door, when the door was suddenly pushed open, and he looked back and saw a huge cat's head.

"Isn't this the cutest Zhaocai in the world!" Feng Du immediately got up, hugged Zhaocai who had just been put down on the ground, sucked a mouthful of cat fur, and said something nice.

Di Ting stopped while kicking his neck, looked at Zhao Cai, who was a few sizes bigger than himself, and murmured: "Although the food in your restaurant is good, you shouldn't feed the cat like this."

"It's not true that some people think that cats can eat like a fat tiger, right?" Pi Xiu held up a lucky fortune and weighed it in his hands: "It's gone to two hundred."

Nezha put Xiao Wangba on the table, waved to Feng Du and said, "I found a low-end Xuanwu in the lotus pond of my house. Let's see if there is something wrong with this bloodline."

Feng Du laughed: "You thought you were a cornucopia of lotus ponds, and also Xuanwu, but I think it's just a bastard... Xuanwu..."

Di Ting jumped down from the sofa, bypassed the Emperor Fengdu who was staying where he was, sniffed the little bastard with big eyes and long neck, and said with a bark, "It really smells like Xuanwu."

Seeing this, Pi Xiu came over with Zhao Cai in his hand: "Do you smell the smell of a white tiger?"

He listened and sniffed again: "No, the smell of copper coins on Pixiu's body is too strong, I can't smell the smell of your family's fortune." It sneezed to one side, and asked again: "Is your family's fortune coming?" I changed the shower gel again, it smells like peaches."

Pi Xiu suppressed the evil spirit on his body: "If you smell it again, you should be able to smell it now."

Di Ting directly buried his face in the soft white fur on Zhao Cai's chest, took a sharp breath, and was slapped to the ground by Zhao Cai, and yelped at its dog's head.

"I can smell it. It's indeed the smell of a white tiger." Di heard that he yelled at Zhaocai twice: "I didn't play tricks on you, let go of your paws!"

Feng Du stood aside and wondered: "The reincarnation of this kind of holy beast is stricter than that of the old real dragon. The way of heaven does not allow me to intervene. I only know that they abandon the body, and only the soul enters the reincarnation. But why did one become a cat? , one became a bastard again, and the species changed..."

Before he finished speaking, the office door was suddenly pushed open, and a bald ghost said loudly, "Boss, a black starling came to the door, swearing and breathing fire!"