Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out.

Chapter 61

There is always sadness hidden behind a mature man, and others don't need to understand it if they don't understand it, as long as they learn to be considerate of everyone's hardships, that's enough.

As a mature man with a family, Pi Xiu naturally didn't ask too many questions when facing Nezha, who had returned to his childhood appearance.

But there are some things that show through your fingers even if you cover your mouth.

Nezha: "Laugh if you want, don't fucking hold back."

Pixiu: "I'm sorry, hahahahahahaha..."

Nezha looked at him coldly, smiling like a tumbler, holding the red-pointed gun tighter and tighter, just when he couldn't help but shoot the old bastard, Pixiu finally calmed down.

He coughed lightly, and asked a technical question: "I think you need a stick for the drill, do you have a stick?"

Nezha tied Huntian Ling on the shrunken fire-pointed gun with a blank face.

Pi Xiu: ...

Pixiu: "I'm sorry to bother you, can I..."

Nezha looked at him coldly: "If I say no, won't you laugh?"

Pixiu shook his head and let out a barbell-like laugh.

When Yang Jian brought Xiao Tiangou over, he heard Pi Xiu's laughter before he even opened the door, and Xiao Tiangou couldn't help frowning: "Is Pi Xiu crazy?"

Yang Jian patted him on the back: "Be polite."

He pushed open the door, and the master and servant looked at each other with Baotou Nezha who was about to commit murder with a pointed gun.

After two seconds of silence, Yang Jian closed the door.

Yang Jian: "I'm sorry I made a mistake."

Nezha: ...

Nezha: "Get out of here!"

Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou were sitting on the sofa on the other side. Yang Jian could still maintain his superficial calm and suppress the turbulent emotions in his heart, but Xiao Tiangou's skill was too weak, so he could only lean against Yang Jian's arms and mumble his head. Where Zha couldn't see, the corners of his mouth frantically raised.

If it weren't for Yang Jian watching by his side, Xiao Tiangou would risk his life to take pictures of Nezha like this.

If anyone can break the news, why can't this person be me?

Xiao Tiangou secretly raised his head and glanced at Nezha, but he still couldn't resist this wave of visual attacks, and immediately turned around and continued to suspend his head in his master's arms. Only Yang Jian could feel his sniggering.

Erlangshen patted Xiao Tiangou on the back, and asked politely: "The third prince is so well prepared, what kind of show is he going to perform?"

Pixiu couldn't help laughing again, but when Nezha looked over, he immediately lowered his head, as if I was professional and never smiled.

Nezha glanced at the black suitcase at Yang Jian's feet, and asked, "Then what show is Erlang Zhenjun?"

Yang Jian frankly said: "I am just a simple poem recitation."

Nezha raised his chin: "Then what's in this box?"

"The things that Xiaotian will use in the performance later." Yang Jian said lightly.

When Nezha heard that it was Xiaotiangou's performance, he immediately lost interest, leaned on the sofa and said vaguely, "I'm the one...fuck."

Xiaotiangou didn't hear clearly, sat up straight and asked with wide eyes, "What the fuck?"

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows: "Broadcast gymnastics?"

Pi Xiu: ...

Grass!I can't laugh, really can't laugh.For the sake of being misunderstood as a female ticket with Nezha, I can't laugh.

Nezha turned dark and lowered his voice and said, "Rhythmic gymnastics!"

Yang Jian: "Oh, it turned out to be an artistic body..."

Zhenjun Erlang fell silent suddenly, although his complexion remained the same, but the third eye in the middle of his forehead suddenly widened due to excessive fright, and he could not conceal the agitation in his heart at all.

Xiaotiangou buried his face tightly in his arms, pinched his thigh hard, not to let out a laugh.

Nezha has seen through everything, and smashed the can: "Laugh if you want to, don't be fucking constipated!"

Yang Jian touched the back of Xiao Tiangou in his arms that was trembling because of suppressed laughter, coughed and said, "It's very good, quite innovative. I don't know how the third prince thought of it."

Nezha saw Pi Xiu's ears widen suddenly, and said coldly, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in that most handsome asshole."

Pixiu: "I didn't say anything, I was just curious."

Nezha cleared his throat: "Anyway, I won't compete with you for this title. I just performed this for some other reason. As for the reason, I can't say, that's it, over."

Yang Jian smiled: "Coincidentally, I'm not interested in this title either."

He glanced at Pi Xiu: "It seems that Boss Pi came prepared today."

Pi Xiu straightened his collar and was about to speak when he heard Nezha sneer.

"The V-neck shirt and leggings look like a high-end duck. How many minutes can the leather technician add tonight?" Nezha said while sniffling: "I've sprayed on the perfume, I'm really fully armed."

Yang Jian nodded, "However, we must be more prepared to deal with Yazi."

When it came to Yazi Nezha, his expression was not very good: "To be honest, before I met him, I thought you were exaggerating. How could anyone be so annoying. But after meeting him..."

The third prince sneered: "It's really annoying, I haven't seen a guy more annoying than Li Jing for a long time."

"If you know he's annoying, don't deal with him." Pi Xiu reminded: "Old Zhenlong has nine cubs, none of them are masters to deal with, especially Yazi, you'd better be careful."

The three people were talking and suddenly there was a knock on the door, and the little fairy official from the supervisory office pushed the door in. Seeing that the three giants were all there, he quickly greeted him and said, "Zhenjun, you should take the Xiaotian dog and go to the waiting room." gone."

Nezha asked, "What about us?"

The little fairy official lowered his head and looked at the program schedule in his hand: "After the Xiaotiangou performance is over, it will be the last most handsome fairy official's turn. If you two don't mind, you can go to the waiting room now."

Pi Xiu patted his black pants: "Let's go, there's no point in waiting here, let's go together."

By the way, let's see what kind of medicine is sold in Yang Jian's black dog gourd. He strictly guards against his dog's performance and returns the whole black suitcase. If he doesn't know, he thinks he will turn into a living dog.

Nezha was a little bit reluctant, but still made a trick to keep others from noticing him, and followed Pi Xiu and Yang Jian out the door.

There are all kinds of pets in the waiting area, and the pets from all kinds of fairy families have been pulled out for a walk.

Pixiu swears that even the largest circus in the world is not as exciting as the performance here.But Zhang Guolao actually let his donkey perform a run on the ball. It was really an old bone that looked soft and chewed hard, and he was quite unwilling to admit defeat.

The order of the canvassing programs was reversed according to the rankings. Xiaotiangou was ranked last. After Yutu kicked off the field with the second most votes, Yang Jian touched the back of Xiaotiangou: "Don't be afraid, you can do it like you practice at home ,trust yourself."

"I'm not afraid." Xiaotiangou grumbled, bent down and took out a violin from the suitcase, and walked to the stage with a dark face.

Pi Xiu: ...

It's too difficult to let Xiao Tiangou play the violin. It's too difficult to be Yang Jian's dog.

Nezha looked at Xiao Tiangou who had already set up the strings on the harp in the stands, and murmured, "Yang Jian, you really dare to think about it."

The others were all circus performances. Xiao Tiangou came on stage in a suit and held a high-grade Jianmu violin, which abruptly raised the taste level of the party.

Pi Xiu began to rejoice that the surname Yang didn't argue with him.

At this moment, Yang Jian hooked his lips and smiled: "Where is this, please look carefully."

The spotlight shone on Xiaotiangou, and the audience suddenly fell silent, watching him slowly pull the strings.Pi Xiu listened with pricked ears, thinking that this must be a serenade if it is not Chopin.

However, when the first sound came out, Pi Xiu felt that something was wrong.

Hearing the simplest trembling and chattering, Nezha raised his eyebrows and asked, "Little Xingxing? That's it? That's it, that's it?"

Yang Jian glanced at him: "What's the hurry?"

Just when everyone was disappointed, a puff of smoke suddenly burst out from the stage, and the figure of Xiaotiangou disappeared, replaced by a black dog holding a violin.

But the sound of the violin did not stop. Xiao Tianquan sat on the stage holding the violin, with two front paws pressing the string with one hand and drawing the bow with the other. The sound of Little Star reverberated throughout the banquet hall.

Two seconds later, warm applause erupted, and Nezha couldn't help applauding: "Three eyes, you dare to think the truth."

It is not so good for a human to play the violin, but it is different for a dog to play the violin.

What's more, it's a human-to-dog transformation, which is unprecedented and unheard of. Yang Jian is the No.1 animal trainer!

Yang Jian is awesome!

No.1 has no doubts, a little star sent Xiao Tiangou to the altar, but when the dog god stepped down, he forgot that he was still a prototype, and when he was about to walk upright, the wind almost blew his balls so cool, it was still Yang Jian He strode up to the stage and hugged the dog and Qin down.

Yang Jian put the Qin in the box and put it away, waiting for the Xiaotian dog to turn back into a human form. He stretched out his hand and hugged Xiaotian into his arms, and said calmly, "To be honest, I was so moved that I wanted to cry, maybe I This is the feeling of having a child at home and growing up."

Pi Xiu: ...

Nezha: ...

You don't have to.

The two were relatively silent when they suddenly heard a melodious hello behind them.

Turning around suddenly, I found that Shakyamuni, the only contestant who had exhausted all the efforts of the West, was currently ranked sixth in the voting.

Sakyamuni smiled and put his hands together toward the three: "Amitabha, hello, how you?"

As a teacher, Nezha responded in a timely manner: "I`mfihankyou.Andyou?"

Sakyamuni was still wearing the heavy metal rock clothes he had just had on stage, and his face was full of Buddha after taking off the sunglasses: "Recently, the stock market has soared, and the incense is booming. It is really very fine."

Pi Xiu: "Speak as you speak, don't use foreign languages."

Sakyamuni smiled: "You are polite, you should do as the Romans do."

Pixiu looked at his expression of transcendence, and suddenly remembered the matter of Wenxi's family. He moved back to Sakyamuni, and asked in a low voice: "There is one thing I want to ask you for advice."

Shakya Amitabha, motioned to Pixiu to speak.

Pi Xiu pondered over and over again, and slowly said: "If some people have committed a heinous crime and have nowhere to reincarnate in hell, can they be reborn in the Western Paradise?"

Sakyamuni stared at him for a while and asked, "You... aren't you fishing?"

Pixiu's face turned serious, and Sakyamuni quickly explained: "For so many years, you Eastern Taoists have been teaching in Heixi, and you are really a little scared."

Pixiu swore: "I promise it's not about fishing."

"Don't worry, although our Western religion is being hacked every day among the immortals, we also have our own bottom line. It is not appropriate for us to use this kind of bad money to help evil people die."

Sakyamuni paused, emphasizing the bottom line of Western religion: "My Buddha does not pass through Harper, Amitabha."

Pi Xiu nodded, returned the salute, and stopped mentioning the matter of his past life, and quietly waited at the side.After a while, Niu Lang, who was ranked fifth, also came to the waiting room, went up to say hello to Pi Xiu, and the two discussed the subject two for a while, and gradually fell silent.

Yazi, who was ranked fourth, arrived late, and Ma Ziyi, Twosan, beside him, was busy lighting cigarettes for the boss.

Pixiu just glanced at him and then looked away. Nezha was standing in the corner in his bodybuilding clothes, loading mushrooms. As for Yang Jian, his three eyes were on his dog, and he completely ignored the oily Shanghai God of Gamblers.

Ya Zi didn't care about it, and greeted Pi Xiu, and said with a smile, "It's rare to see you participate in this kind of activity, it seems that you really don't have enough money."

Pixiu ignored him, but he already missed Wenxi in his heart.

If the little thing was here, he would definitely lie in his arms and say don't bother with these slutty dicks.

Seeing that he was silent, Yazi laughed again and said, "Although you are still number one now, I will definitely be the champion in the end."

Pixiu finally gave him a look, and said calmly: "Look outside the window, Shenzhou No. 18 spaceship is taking off."

Landing on the moon and touching porcelain made my stinky brother.

Jai Zi couldn't understand what he meant for a while, but he also knew that it was not a good word, so his face suddenly became ferocious, and his eyes turned into vertical pupils like dragons.

Pi Xiu added: "Remember to weigh it before you do it, think about how much you weigh."

If they really wanted to fight, Pi Xiu felt that he was really not afraid.

Yazi was persuaded by Ma Zai to take a rest, Fei Yi leaned into his ear and whispered: "My lord, please be patient for now, the more arrogant they are now, the worse it will be when they slap them in the face later."

Yazi snorted coldly: "It's better like this."

He stared at Pixiu gloomily for a while, and suddenly asked, "Is his new wife here?"

"Come on, just sit outside." Fei Yi bent down.

Yazi laughed: "We are old friends, how can we not congratulate the newlyweds." He turned his head to look at Fei Yi: "Take me to see you later, but let's see what kind of beauty she is. Make the person surnamed Pi very confused."

As the highlight of the show, the most handsome guy was canvassing votes. After the canvassing show started, the screaming and cheering outside didn't stop.

When Sakyamuni came to the stage, the applause suddenly stopped. Although the cheers fell, the resounding sound of the Buddha's trumpets followed.

The Western relatives and friends group will never lose, and Amitabha's slogan will support, and it will never be worse than any other family!

Sakyamuni came on stage and cleared his throat. After all, it was the lead singer of a western rock band. The high-pitched bel canto my sun opened his mouth, and suddenly the Buddha's light shone on his head, like a big [-]-watt light bulb.

The holy light filled the entire studio, my sun was switched to hallelujah, and finally the goddess of joy was holy and beautiful, and the brilliant light illuminated the earth and entered the climax.

The Buddha nature reached its peak at this moment. All the audience closed their eyes and burned incense devoutly, not daring to pray to God, but only to sing a song.

At the end of the song, Cowherd sighed: "What should I do, I haven't prepared anything."

Pi Xiu was stunned: "Didn't you already know that there will be a show?"

Cowherd waved his hand: "I'm busy picking up my children to and from school every day, so I don't have time to schedule any programs."

Before he had time to say a few more words to Pi Xiu, he was invited onto the stage by the host.The honest cowherd standing under the spotlight was a little embarrassed, and stuttered while speaking with the microphone.

"I can stand, stand here, ten, thank my wife, my sisters-in-law..." Cowherd saw Weaver Girl holding her own lantern in the crowd, with a smile on his face, and his mood gradually relaxed.

"I've been very busy during this time, and I haven't prepared any programs, and I don't have any special skills." After a pause, Niu Lang suddenly clasped his fists and said loudly, "Let's wish everyone an early New Year here!"

The venue was quiet for a moment, the smile on Zhinu's face froze, and Queen Mother Xi took a deep breath to suppress her desire to curse.

After the applause, Pi Xiu looked at the expression on the Weaver Girl's face, and thought that Cowherd was a real man, a top-notch man.

I hope he can maintain this optimism when he returns home.

Niulang stepped off the stage in a hurry, Yazi got up and took off his fur coat, picked up the sword in Fei Yi's hand and went on stage.

Pi Xiu had to say that June Chuan Diao's brain was frothy, and he had to rely on his IQ ability if he wanted to get the first place.

When Yazi came to the stage, the entire venue was silent, only Fei Yi waved his hands below to signal everyone to applaud and warmly welcome.

It was the first time Wenxi saw Yazi, he thought about Taotie, whom he had met for a while, and couldn't help leaning beside Hou Er and said, "I don't think Yazi is as good-looking as Taotie."

Hou Er nodded quickly: "I think so too, but everyone says that Ya Zi is the most beautiful of the old true dragon's sons."

He was munching on melon seeds: "I don't think eyes are needed, but they can be donated to those in need."

Hou Dayi patted him on the head: "Be quiet, don't talk nonsense."

The long music sounded, Yazi slowly pulled out the long sword, then lifted it up, and inserted it into his mouth bit by bit.Nezha grinned at the sight, and couldn't help but feel sick and fake vomiting.

Pixiu glanced at him: "It's not you, what are you excited about?"

Nezha clutched his throat and said, "No, I feel uncomfortable just looking at it." He stared at Yazi who was standing and swallowing the sword: "The level of standing and swallowing the sword is too low, he has the ability to lower his waist."

As soon as the words fell, Yazi supported the ground with his lower back, and brought out the softness of the dragon's body to the extreme, completing a perfect lower back swallowing sword.

Difficulty factor 9.9, completion factor 9.9.

Nezha raised his hand and patted his mouth: "I told you to talk too much."

The audience who were shocked by Yazi's hand began to applaud, Qiu Fu couldn't help clapping a few times and said: "It's too hard, just the name of the most handsome male fairy, as for it? Don't put your waist on the stage. If it flashes, it will not be guaranteed at the end of the festival."

Thousand-year-old Longzhong went on stage to perform a circus, and the flashing lights in the audience continued, and Yazi's name in the forum immediately became popular on the front page.Fei Yi was happy while watching the forum.

The picture he was looking forward to finally appeared!

At the end of the performance, Yazi smiled contemptuously at Pi Xiu, thinking that you are the only old stingy guy, what are you going to fight with me.

Pi Xiu looked indifferent, and responded to all provocations.

Nezha took a deep breath, walked up the stage with a rope behind his back, Yang Jian watched him take the stage, and said slowly, "I think he's even harder than Yazi."

Pixiu nodded: "I think so too."

Xiaotiangou finally laughed out loud: "Why is he doing this?"

Yang Jian recalled the time when the Conferred Gods War had not yet started, and said lightly: "When he was a child, he often took the Huntian Ling to play in the Qiankun circle, and his mother would always praise him for doing a good job. Maybe he missed his mother. Bar."

As soon as Nezha, who missed his mother, made his appearance, the audience was deathly quiet until one who was not afraid of death couldn't help laughing. Amidst the black face of the third prince, laughter filled the entire venue.

The music sounded, the third prince with three heads, six arms and six baotou, held a fire point drill and carried the Qiankun circle, and the circle drill and drill were performed at the same time. Impeccably finished.

And there was still time to show a smile without any kindness to Li Jing in the corner, so frightened that Li Tianwang got up and walked away.

The forum is turned upside down again.

#三太子艺术gymnastics#, #三太子疯狂#, #哪周包包头# Several topics occupy the hot searches quickly, and the popularity continues to heat up, making Feiyi jumping on his feet, and paying Feng Du a sum of money to hurry up Heat up the topic of Yai Zi.

Yang Jian and Pi Xiu stood in the audience and applauded sincerely, sighing——

Too hard, maybe this is the courage of old artists.

Xiao Tiangou stared blankly: "Actually, he dances quite well."

Nezha stepped off the stage in a hurry after finishing the last action, and the applause continued. Everyone was full of expectations for Yang Jian's finale.

After all, the two great gods, Yazi and Nezha, have fallen down from the altar one after another. I don't know how hard this Erlang Zhenjun will fight. After all, he was the ruthless man who split the mountain to save his mother back then, so he shouldn't be too bad.

Under the expectation of everyone, Yang Jian came to the stage wearing a T-shirt of I love Xiaotian. He dressed lightly and only had a piece of paper in hand.

Everyone was waiting, excited, watching Zhenjun Erlang unfold the paper in his hand, cleared his throat and said: "I bring you a poem recitation, the title is—"

"Me and my dog."

Pi Xiu: ...

Roaring Dog: ...

Pixiu turned his head and asked, "Did you know he would be so crazy?"

Xiao Tiangou was dumbfounded: "I only know that he wants to recite poems, but I don't know that he recites this thing!"

The top class is the top class, Yang Jian just read three lines, and the forum homepage has found nothing like this, and the crazy third prince has become a thing of the past.

"Although I knew that Mr. Erlang loves dogs before, I didn't expect to be so crazy."

"Li Tao, what is the probability of being reincarnated as Erlang Jun's dog?"

"Does jms know where Xiaotiangou's violin class is registered? I want to register for our son."

……

Yang Jian's poem recitation said between the lines that Xiao Tiangou is good, very good, very good.

But you can't raise such a good dog, so I'll show off to satisfy your curiosity.

The affectionate poem recitation finally ended with the angry Xiaotian dog rushing to the stage and embracing its owner.

Wen Xi sat under the stage and waited nervously for Pi Xiu's appearance, mainly because of the embarrassing things in front of him that made him very uneasy about Pi Xiu's secretive performance.

He was really afraid that Pi Xiu would hold his breath and be compared with Ya Zi, and it would be one thing to lose face if his chest was smashed with a big stone, but if something happened to his body, what would he do.

The dark stage finally lit up, ambiguous music came from the speaker, and under the spotlight, a steel pipe rose slowly.

Yazi frowned, vaguely feeling that the scene had deviated from his control.

Suddenly, the spotlight aimed at the steel pipe went out, and Pixiu landed slowly from the air. Holding the steel pipe, he landed with a one-handed hook first. The two-buttoned white shirt and black trousers showed off his fit figure. exhaustive.

"Oh--"

The audience gasped, the hands of the monsters who recorded the live broadcast of the video were already trembling, their scalps were numb, and they watched Pi Xiu raise his leg to hook the straight steel pipe.

A one-legged hook, Pixiu's neckline exposed a piece of chest muscle, and the old man even touched some highlights with extra effort, shining the luster of diamonds in the spotlight.

The sound of the music suddenly became louder, and all the chickens in the audience were crowing!

"Mom! I can!!"

"Hook what kind of steel pipe! You have the guts to hook me!"

"Grass, I'm dizzy!"

Although the steel pipe that made Pixiu dance around was straight, the pipe in the hearts of thousands of people was already bent.

It can't be said that in order to sell meat for the sake of fame, the beastman set up a collapse and fell off the altar. People and ghosts were screaming, and even the reserved seven fairies whistled and threw flowers on the stage.

quick!Hurry up!Step up and don't stop!

Wenxi, who had never seen this kind of performance before, covered her heart, blushed, stared at Pi Xiu without blinking, but said: "He, how could he do this! It's really... really..."

Indecent and indecent!

Depend on!This kind of thing can only be jumped for one person to see!

Master Wen subconsciously touched his pocket, wanting to stuff gold and silver tickets for Pixiu, who was performing passionately on the stage, and inserted it through his neckline where his pectoral muscles were exposed, covering all the exposed flesh!

That's his!No one else can see it!

But why does he have an empty pocket and no money!

Wenxi suddenly turned back to look at Monkey Two: "Brother, do you have any money, lend me a dozen, and I will pay you back double tomorrow!"

Monkey [-]:? ?

Monkeys can count on a dozen with only napkins and no money.

Pixiu is hanging upside down again with his legs. Many days of practice and years of acrobatic skills perfectly combine strength and beauty.He is a born Kingofdance, an existence born to be watched by everyone!

Although it was not his intention to become popular, he was destined to be the focus of the audience and could not be stopped.

Pi Xiu looked at Yazi who was gnashing his teeth under the stage, and showed a sincere smile——

Today I will let you understand what is the difference between immortals and animals!