Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out.

Chapter 60

It was only 800 years ago that the Dao of Heaven made a decree, and the stingy Bala leaked some merits from the cracks of his fingers to share a point with all the immortals.

For this evening party, the Supervisory Office was fully mobilized. The Jade Emperor personally sat in the town, the Eastern King, Gong Gongxi, and the Western Queen Mother brought their own people to the stage, and Yan Luo from Fengdu Ghost Emperor also lined up to fill the security of the entire venue.

Yang Jian even led [-] dogs out in one breath, and the security guards at the key places had one of them to ensure nothing would go wrong.

Seeing that he rarely changed his clothes without a uniform today, Pi Xiu walked over and patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Why are you going out in casual clothes today? Master Erlang."

"What casual clothes?"

As soon as Yang Jian turned around, the person surnamed Pi discovered that the T-shirt on this fellow was actually printed with the head of Xiao Tiangou.

Human heads and dog heads are interspersed, and the four characters I love Xiaotian are written in the middle, which is shocking.

Pi Xiu: ...

Pixiu: "Excuse me, are you the desperate Saburo?"

"Actually, it's okay, it's much easier than when I split the mountain to save my mother." Yang Jian said lightly.

The Xiaotian dog next to him is the opposite today. He is wearing a tailor-made small suit, and his usual messy black hair is neatly combed. dog.

He just kept his face stinky as usual, and ignored everyone except Yang Jian, not even Wenxi who watched him take a step back.

Xiao Tianquan wrinkled his nose and said suddenly, "I smell a monkey."

Yang Jian glanced at Pi Xiu and asked, "Did you bring all the monkeys from the store?"

"That's right, help watch the scene, and the security guards gather the number of people." Pixiu smiled: "Some people you can't control, a few monkeys can control them."

Seeing that Yang Jian pursed his lips and remained silent, he spread his hands and said, "Don't be so nervous, they won't play."

"No." Yang Jian's face suddenly darkened, and he looked towards the door of the studio: "Jiazi is here."

Wenxi wanted to turn her head to look, but Pi Xiu held her head and pulled her into her arms.

Pixiu: "Here he is, what are you afraid of him doing?"

Yang Jian: "You and I are not afraid, but there are others."

Pi Xiu turned his head to look at Nezha among the children, and said indifferently: "The Jade Emperor is in charge of the immortal officials, and Nezha is here for the little bastard. It's only for one night, so there's no need to worry too much."

The third eye on Yang Jian's forehead opened, staring at Yazi, who was surrounded by fat horses and dressed in the beach god of gambling Chow Yun-fat.Erlangshen, who has always been aloof from his own business, rarely showed a displeased expression.

Wen Xi pressed his face against Pi Xiu and said sullenly, "Relax, I'm going to be out of breath."

"Nonsense, you've been dead for hundreds of years, and you still have nothing to breathe." Pixiu let go of his hand, and said in a low voice, "When I'm not around to perform, sit on the chair and don't run around."

Wenxi: "Got it, you've said it eight hundred times."

"I'm really worried, I'll ask someone to watch by your seat." Yang Jian said lightly.

Pi Xiu nodded his thanks and led Wenxi towards his seat.

"You have to watch my performance carefully later, and you have to write a [-]-word review after watching it. If you can't write it, I'll make trouble for you." Pi Xiu hugged him and sat down.

Wenxi: "People can only write 360 to climb Yueyang Tower, how many minutes do you show? Let me write [-]."

"That three thousand is too much, one thousand words is not much." Pi Xiu said.

Wenxi smiled: "Three words are enough for me."

He leaned against Pi Xiu and whispered in his ear: "You are so handsome."

Feeling cold in his ears, Pixiu put his arms around his waist, lowered his voice and said, "Did you say that on purpose outside to seduce me?"

Wenxi pushed him with a smile: "I'm telling the truth, you..."

Suddenly, the flashlight in the corner came on, and Wenxi closed his eyes: "Why is someone taking pictures of this?"

Pi Xiu looked back and saw that the little monster had run away, and said with a dark face, "It's okay, I guess I took a photo and posted it on the forum. I'll say hello to Feng Du and tell him to delete the post."

After being interrupted, Wenxi lost the mood of playing around, An Anxin sat talking with Pi Xiu, ate fruit, and waited for the show to start.

All the gods and monsters who were still alive came here, bringing their families and pets with them. The corridor was bustling with people coming and going, and it didn't take long for the seats to be filled with people.

There were also two little carrots drooling while watching Wenxi eating cherries. When the parents saw Pixiu next to him, they hurriedly hugged their children and apologized.

Some well-known monsters all came to say hello to Old Ancestor Pi. Wen Xi sat beside him quietly, observing Pi Xiu who was talking to them, feeling a different side of the old monster.

It seemed that there were too many people coming, and Pi Xiu felt a little annoyed. He frowned and pinned the monsters who wanted to come up to chat for a while, not knowing whether to advance or retreat.

Su An didn't know where to get out, pushed his glasses and walked towards the group of monsters and gods.After saying a few words, the group dispersed and returned the silence to Pixiu.

"Boss, everything you said has been arranged. There are nearly 3000 people in the group." Su An whispered.

Pixiu: "Be sure to cast all the votes."

Su An nodded: "Don't worry, I have arranged everything. I am also monitoring the votes of the remaining few at any time, and will report to you immediately if there is any abnormality."

Pixiu nodded, raised his hand and asked him to continue working on his seat.

Wenxi looked at it coldly, thinking that it was just a vote, and it was as good as a secret operation.

The number of people entering the venue gradually decreased, and after the monkeys finished their rounds, they followed Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu back to the seats near Pixiu and sat down, waiting for the show to start.

On the program list, the supervisory program is ranked first. Several giants of the Heavenly Court came on stage together. A large-scale historical stage play, from the time when Pangu created the world and became the Sanqing, and the three catastrophes were interspersed. collapse, until the establishment of a new society, the circle drawn by the South China Sea will be played clearly.

Pixiu held his chin and thought that this was too boring, why not watch those old fairies in the heaven dance belly dance.He peeled a grape and fed it to Wenxi who was watching it with gusto: "Open your mouth."

"Hey, they said that you also fought against Chi You at that time, is it true or not?" Wenxi asked.

Pi Xiu: "Really, the Yellow Emperor paid a lot of money to appear on the stage, and even painted my appearance as a totem, allowing me to collect a little merit."

Wenxi glanced at him, thinking that he really focused on making money for thousands of years, and was stingy with time-honored brands.

The very official program of the Supervisory Office finally came to an end. Suddenly, there was a roar from the stereo, and a thunderbolt and lightning struck the room, scaring Wenxi into leaning into Pi Xiu's arms.

"Why is there still thunder in the house?"

Qiu Fu raised his chin at the winged bird man near the ceiling: "Lei Zhenzi is swinging his stick to strike thunder, probably the Twelve Golden Immortals are about to play."

Pi Xiu covered Wenxi's ears, thinking that a group of old people are getting older, so they are not afraid of attracting lightning to themselves by pretending to be so.

The martial arts performance of being a good man has been artistically processed by various immortals, and various magic and sword formations have appeared one after another. Yaochi Xian made a provocation.

Square dance may not be as good as you old ladies, but magic must be our number one!

The final form of the human peacock opening the screen is frozen, and the award for the best collective program is decided by us Twelve Golden Immortals!

The fairies of Yaochi stood under the stage and glared at them. This group of bad old men is very bad. They changed the order of going on stage while they were putting on makeup and changing clothes to seize the opportunity. Otherwise, they would be the ones standing on stage now, how could they be passive like they are now? !

The Queen Mother of the West, who was a guest performer as a special guest, saw that they were all upset, and quickly comforted them: "It's okay, we will strike later, and we will not be worse than them."

The music sounded, and it was still the same old way of birthday celebration in Yaochi, but this time the Queen Mother of the West was not the protagonist, but the fairies of Yaochi, all dressed in gold and silver, floating out like a moving jewelry display stand, from hair to toes, mainly highlighting wealth and honor Character.

When it comes to showing off their wealth, they win.

Pixiu suddenly regained his energy, pointed to the two people floating in the front and said to Wenxi, "I will give you a whole set that is exactly the same."

Wenxi squinted her eyes and looked at the dazzling resplendent on the stage, and said slowly: "No way..."

Yaochi Birthday Song is a traditional dance music of the Heavenly Court. In the past, it was performed every year at the Peach Banquet.If the Peach Banquet is the Spring Festival Gala of the Heavenly Court, then the birthday song of Yaochi is the unforgettable night of the Heavenly Court.

But today's Unforgettable Tonight has evolved to the extreme, and has become a pop-Yao Chi Birthday.When the fairies left the stage after dancing the adapted knife group dance, the applause from the audience rang out, and it didn't stop.

It's already 2019, who doesn't like a beautiful sister who can sing and dance pop?

This battle, after all, was lost by the teacher who only knows how to punch.

In the grand applause, the old, weak, sick and disabled Eight Immortals entered the stage, still familiar with the familiar taste of crossing the sea, but there were also nostalgic audiences who joined in and shouted hello.

Although everyone agrees together, they don't know what's good about it.

The curtain fell, and suddenly a bass plucked the strings piercing through all the noise, Sanskrit sounds burst out, yellow lights focused on the stage, and Sakyamuni standing in the front waved to the audience with the Buddha light above his head.

Western Teach Special!Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra Heavy Metal Rock Version!

Sakyamuni on vocals, Kong Xuan on drums, Manjusri on guitar, Samantha on bass.

Avalokitesvara DJing, the deadliest!

The sound wave is too strong!If you don't shake, you will be knocked to the ground!

The atmosphere was mobilized, and the studio turned into a disco. It's better to dance, and it's better to dance than to watch the show. Anyway, it's over by shaking.

When the old guys who danced with demons finished their performance and stopped, the audience calmed down, and it was the turn of the little guys.

Pi Shaodi and his class were second to last. After the performance of the first two lower graders, it was their turn immediately.Ren Jiao has long been squatting in front of the stage with a long gun and a short cannon, preparing to shoot Pi Jubao's first stage experience in 360 degrees with no dead ends.

When the little broom came out with a broom, Wenxi started to applaud.Pixiu looked over and found that although the little broom was inconspicuous in the restaurant, it stood out among his classmates.

The 80-year-old 1.7-meter-five child was wearing a short squirrel costume and stood on the stage earnestly sweeping the floor. Wenxi's mobile phone was also raised on the seat and locked firmly, and they made short videos one after another.

Everyone else was looking at Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, only the restaurant boy was looking at the sweeping squirrel in the corner.

Monkey Two smacked his lips: "With Jubao's height and looks, we should play that prince. What's the matter with playing a squirrel, the squirrel stands taller than anyone else, I don't know, I thought the rat had become a spirit."

"Rats that are not perfect will not sweep the floor." Su An pushed his glasses, looked at Pi Jubao on the stage, and felt that he had discovered a new business opportunity.

After the four programs of the boys, the voters from all walks of life began to appear on stage one after another.Pixiu sat for a while and got up to wait.

He told the guys around him to be careful about Wenxi, and be careful not to let the messy monsters come over, and kissed Wenxi in front of everyone and said, "Don't run around."

Wenxi blushed and said I got it, and then the old monster walked backstage.

There were too many contestants and the crowd was crowded in the backstage. Pixiu used all his monster power to fight his way to his waiting room. He was stunned as soon as he opened the door, looking at Nezha with two buns on the sofa and said I can't speak.

Pixiu closed the door and opened it, opened it and closed it again, until Nezha scolded and rolled in before entering the room.

Pixiu: "Where do you sing?"

Nezha was wearing bodybuilding clothes, sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette with a displeased expression on his face.

He slapped Qiankunquan and Huntianling beside him, and said angrily: "Circle gymnastics and gymnastics, I'm performing rhythmic gymnastics!"