sinovels Chapter 003
Chapter 003
Chapter 003
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[Chrysanthemum Terrace Forum][Water District][Tucao]Subject: My sweeping robot entered...
Landlord: small supporting role
0th Floor:
I was scolded bloody by the BOSS at the company today, and when I came back, I saw the death-seeking sweeping robot...I suddenly felt that life was unloved QAQ
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I don't want to talk anymore.
The name of the first floor should be more common: in a bad mood?
Baby on the 2nd floor, come to my bowl: cutie, your Jiebao is cracked again.
Baby on the 3rd floor, come to my bowl: Damn my sofa!
Passerby B on the 4th floor: But Brother Wan, you have Brother 2 and Brother 3.
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Mountains and Rivers Overnight on the 8th floor: Little cutie looking sad today?Don't worry, the waterproof performance of this sweeping robot is close to that of Sony, otherwise how can it afford the nobility in smart home appliances?
The 9th floor was not happy to reply to Yiye Shanhe: Xiaoyeye is so upright, and the cutie is obviously not feeling sorry for the robot vacuum.
Drinking tea and eating melons on the 10th floor: What the hell, cutie, have you been abused by the boss? ? ?answer my call.
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One night Shanhe on the 17th floor responded unhappy: . . . . . .Yeah?
18th Floor One Night Mountain and River: @小配边小喜威you were really abused by the BOSS?Want to resign?Come to our studio, although you have no money, you are in charge of food and seeds.
Drinking tea and eating melons on the 19th floor: What the hell, cutie, why is your phone turned off? ? ?
Drinking tea and eating melon on the 20th floor replied to One Night Mountain and River: ... tube seeds ... I didn't expect you to be such a little night. AV or GV? AV forks out.
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One Night Mountain and River on the 29th floor replied Drink tea and eat melon:. . . . . . . . . GV
The name on the 30th floor should be more common: Little cutie can't get through on the phone, who has his home address?
Baby on the 31st floor, come to my bowl and reply with a more common name: …
Passerby C on the 32nd floor replied that the name should be more common: ...
On the 33rd floor, drink tea and eat melons and reply to the name with a more ordinary name: ...
On the 34th floor, Yiye Shanhe replied that the name should be more common: Administrator, are you so worried about cutie?I have the address of his home, but I don't know if I can find it.
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The 39th floor is not happy to reply to Yiye Shanhe: Dear, why do you say it outright, didn't you find that our administrator never only replied to cute posts? ww
Supporting role on the 40th floor: Damn my robot sweeper is alive! ! ! !
The little supporting actor on the 41st floor replied drinking tea and eating melon: Thank you Gua for your concern. When I was saving the sweeping robot, my cat bumped into me next to me, and the phone in my pocket fell into the toilet... It’s not that Sony is not waterproof QAQ will have it tomorrow at noon I went to buy a mobile phone.
The supporting actor on the 42nd floor replied to Yiye Shanhe: ...Xiaoyeye, I am so envious of your studio!So many big pecs! ! !But I am a shit shoveler, I want to support our family to attract money (kneel down.jpg)
The small supporting actor on the 43rd floor replied with a common name: Thank you administrator for your concern! ! ! Bosses are all little monsters, they can be destroyed without any blood!
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The name on the 47th floor should be common enough to reply to the supporting role: ... as long as you are happy.Good night.
Drinking tea and eating melons on the 48th floor: Damn, the cutie didn’t say good night to everyone today? !
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[System Prompt] Drink tea and eat melons, your reply "Fuck, the little cutie didn't say goodnight to everyone today?!" has been deleted by the administrator with a common name.Reason for action: None.
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"Fuck! Ling Du, you workaholic!"
boom--
With a loud slam of the door, there was a curse from downstairs: "Damn gay and single, why are you so happy when you go out in the middle of the night and have sex!!!"
I poked my head out of the bed, hehe, the stupid human being downstairs, who dared to insult my lord's excrement shovel officer, will wait and mourn tomorrow that the bacon on the balcony of his own house died without a whole body.
In fact, I have always wanted to meet the human being who oppressed the shit-shoveling officer. It is said that his name is Ling Du I.And the excrement shovel officer told me to recruit money, which name is more noble, you can tell at a glance.Although, the shit shovel officer has no status at all, but how could I be happy to see my servant being trampled on? Behind the trampling, lies the dignity of a cat.
I jumped out of the bed, there was no light in the room, the refrigerator, the air conditioner...all the electrical appliances were making a noise of dissatisfaction, in contrast, although the little hammer was always running around, when it was not running , still very obedient and quiet.
It's a long night, and the shit shovel officer can't warm the bed, so he should change to a small hammer.
I walked to the corner and lay down with the little hammer around.The floor is cold, and the little hammer is even cooler.As a noble cat, I can let the shit shoveler warm my bed, but how can I let another servant sleep on the cold floor.
I got up, picked up the small hammer, and jumped onto the bed.There is also the temperature of the shit-shoveling officer in the bed, which is just right for the little hammer to warm up, and it is also just right for it to cool my belly.
I put down the little hammer and was just about to lie down when it suddenly woke up and made a "woo hoo hoo" sound: "It's so dirty! It's so dirty!" It ran quickly on the quilt, "So hairy! So hairy! So much Gross! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!"
"..." So angry.
When the shit shovel officer escorted me to the territory on the first day, he also said that I was dirty, and I dumped soapy water on his face when he was bathing me.I'm dirty, I just want you to clean it up for me!Do I have to get rid of the fleas on my cat myself?Meow meow!
Guy who doesn't understand Ron.I decided not to spoil the little hammer today.I want it to go back to the cold floor to reflect and see who is the lord.
I threw it under the bed.
"Woooooooooo dirtier! Dirtier than that cat! Woohoooo there are stinky socks!!!"
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Shit shoveler, are you sure you want to leave this idiot to piss me off?You are going to rebel, meow.