sinovels Chapter 002
Chapter 002
Chapter 002
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[Chrysanthemum Terrace Forum][Water District][Tucao]Theme: My sweeping robot has doubled up again! ! !
Landlord: small supporting role
0th Floor:
Yesterday I said that the sweeping robot has become a genius, because when I got home, it actually climbed onto the balcony! ! !I am a single dog, you know QAQ, there is no living thing in the house except a cat...
But today! ! ! !The sweeping robot went into the trash! ! ! !How did it get in? My curiosity became restless! ! QQ
The photo that went into the trash↙I found it after searching for a long time.
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Baby on the 1st floor, come to my bowl: cutie, your Jiebao is cracked again.
Unhappy on the 2nd floor: Little cutie, how is your curiosity so restless?
Passerby B on the third floor: for points
Mountains and rivers overnight on the 4th floor:! ! ! ! !Is this robot so intelligent?I really want to buy it now! ! ! (You don’t understand the sorrow of a poor dog)
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Floor 9: The little supporting actor replied, baby, come to my bowl: Brother Wan's hand speed is always enviable QAQ please don't molest
Floor 10: The little supporting actor replied unhappy: pretending not to understand →_→
Floor 11: The little supporting actor replied to passer-by B: Take five points away~
Floor 12: Not happy to reply to One Night Shanhe: Give me the address, I will buy it for you w
Floor 13: The little supporting actor replied to One Night Shanhe: ...is this called intelligence?Xiaoyeye, don't bully me for reading less.
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Drinking tea and eating melons on the 17th floor: I am not happy about how much morality I lost on this floor... I will pick it up, maybe I can sell it for money.
Floor 18: Not happy to reply to the little supporting role: I will read it again for you yo w
Floor 19: Unhappy reply Drinking tea and eating melons: Remember to share with me
20th floor: The small supporting role replied to drink tea and eat melon: those who see it have a share!
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The name on the 50th floor should be more ordinary: cute, it’s already past 12 o’clock, do you miss me if you don’t sleep?
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The small supporting actor on the 54th floor replied with a more common name: the administrator please don’t tease me QAQ I’m going to sleep now, good night.
The name on the 55th floor should be more common: Good night.
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The small supporting role on the 59th floor replied that the name should be more common: An~
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"Fuck, I'm going to be late again!"
boom--
With a loud slam of the door, I opened my eyes from the pillow, and that stupid shit shoveler was late for work again.I jumped out of bed and walked towards the cat house.
When I was about to lift the blanket off the cat house, I suddenly hesitated and looked back at the little hammer.It has been squatting in the corner, wondering if it has not woken up yet, the color-changing light on its head is now blue.Blue is safe for human beings, but for me at this moment, it is full of danger... because I know that when it is blue, it will go crazy and run around at any time.
Slowly, slowly, I lifted the blanket, and carefully pulled out a piece of dried fish... the little dried fish that I have missed for many days, it is still so delicious and attractive.I lowered my head, just when I bumped into the dried fish, something rushed over frantically, and in a blink of an eye, all the dried fish disappeared without a trace!
"..." Damn it!
Little Hammer, who stole all the dried fish, was very happy. He walked around the room singing a cheerful song, and returned to the corner as quiet as an egg.
"..." I walked over and held it down with my paw, but it didn't respond.Is it okay to pretend that nothing happened?
Last night, the shit shoveler was sitting on the sofa eating potato chips while watching a football game.Usually in this case, I'm on the sidelines because there are potato chips.However, yesterday I didn't eat a single potato chip crumb!
Little Hammer, a bastard who doesn't understand dignity, has been around the shit shoveler all night, and took away all the potato chips on the ground without my consent!Don't leave a single crumb to honor me!Why didn't you steal the shit when the shit shoveler was shoveling shit, huh?The guy who committed the following offense.
If the shit shovel officer didn't take the initiative to hug me to sleep, I would have thrown it into the toilet that night.
Now, the little hammer stole my little dried fish again, and I was so happy after stealing it! ! !As a lord, it's time to maintain your majesty.
I walked by and approached it, and it didn't move, as if it wasn't afraid of me at all.madness!Whenever I approached the shit shovel officer like this, he would hug me warmly and stroke my hair.As a lord, how could he take the initiative?I sat down, raised my head slightly, and looked at the little hammer with contempt.
I think it will call me a servant, or stay away because of awe.But it moved suddenly and rushed towards me fiercely. "Meow meow!" I jumped onto a stool on one side, and it grabbed my tail presumptuously!
"..."
I turned around, damn it, it doesn't have claws at all, how could it have such a strong force?It felt like the mouth of that stupid husky downstairs was going to swallow my whole cat!
Did I allow you to eat me! ! !What a cat!
A counterattack, I picked it up murderously, and threw it into the toilet.Heh, I can bear to touch my little dried fish, and I can bear to touch my potato chips.Dare to move my tail? ? ?Hehe, you have successfully attracted the cat's attention.
Shit shoveler, when you come back tonight, please rush to the bathroom and pee~