My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 25

Lu Mo looked at the man who was lying on the sofa and slowly opened his eyes, and asked hesitantly, "Yan Su?"

A somewhat familiar yet unfamiliar voice came: "Why don't I feel any change?"

The person on the sofa and Lu Mo looked at each other, blinked twice, Lu Mo moved his eyes dully to the cat next to him, the black cat didn't seem to notice that he had said something human, and continued: "That silly cat is still here!" In my body! Yuan Zhengwu, I'm going to fuck you!"

Master Yuan, who was still cleaning up the lettuce, protested unwillingly: "Hey, speak well and don't curse... No, it didn't work?"

Yuan Zhengwu didn't have time to swallow the food in his mouth and hurried over to pick up the cat to observe, Yan Su struggled angrily: "Don't touch me with your stupid hands, I don't believe you for nothing!"

"Yan Su..."

Yan Su was struggling hard.

Lu Mo had to raise his voice and called his name, Yan Su looked at him suspiciously, Lu Mo pointed to his mouth: "You..."

"What's wrong with me?"

Yuan Zhengwu put down the cat and went to pick the sweet potatoes again, reminding him: "Idiot, don't you realize that you are talking now?"

Yan Su closed his mouth and thought about it for a while, and it seemed that he had been talking human words since he woke up. It was only because Yan Su turned into a cat on weekdays and did not change his chattering nature. For a while, I was able to speak human words without even noticing.

Yuan Zhengwu checked back and forth for a while and muttered something, and finally Lu Mo questioned and could only say that the formation seemed to be okay, but I don't know why Yan Su didn't return to his body, but became able to speak Yep, Yan Su was so angry that he wanted to sell Yuan Zhengwu to Thailand to be a ladyboy, saying that shemales started from dolls.

Yuan Zhengwu went straight to hide behind Lu Mo with a guilty conscience. Lu Mo pinched the bridge of his nose and felt very headache.

Yuan Zhengwu said aggrievedly: "Don't be so fierce, I also worked very hard. In order to make this potion for you, you have to run around every day and avoid my senior brother. You can only sleep under the flyover at night. There are many materials that are not available in the city... ..."

Lu Mo interrupted him: "In this situation, I don't dare to let you take Yan Su as an experiment again. I don't know why you avoid your senior brother, but I remember you said before that your senior brother is very good at this. Awesome, right?"

"Yes, yes, why are you asking this?" Yuan Zhengwu looked at Lu Mo vigilantly, and slowly let go of his clothes.

Lu Mo grabbed his hand that wanted to escape, and said word by word: "Since you can't handle it, you can find your senior brother. Anyway, you said that you have no place to live, so you just came to live in my house, so I can take care of you until your senior brother Come and get someone."

Yuan Zhengwu looked up at the imposing Lu Mo and shrugged his mouth, still speaking stiffly: "You, you said my senior brother would come? Let me tell you, you mortals don't even know how we communicate. You imprisoned me for a year and my senior brother couldn't find me, so I'd be happy to have a place to live."

Yan Su paced to the armrest of the sofa and grinned grinningly: "Okay, I will be locked up for one year, and I will give him some boiled vegetables and leaves every day. The boiled ones are soft and soft. No seasoning is added, as long as he is not starved to death."

Yan Su directly pinched Yuan Zhengwu's Achilles' heel, and Yuan Zhengwu thought of the sour taste in his mouth from the messy rotten vegetable leaves, so he couldn't help but "woo" and begged for mercy with a mournful face: "You guys It can't be like this, I'm still a child, I'm still underage, woo woo woo..."

Yan Su was unmoved at all, and was still threatening: "As long as you tell us how to contact your senior brother, when your senior brother comes, turn me back into a human being, and you will be able to eat well."

Just do it, Yan Su stared at Yuan Zhengwu and wiped off all the cinnabar on the ground, and when Lu Mo came back after paying the bill, he took Master Yuan and drove home.

Back home, Yan Su couldn't wait to tell Lu Mo: "Go to the vegetable market!"

Lu Mo didn't react yet: "What?"

Yuan Zhengwu already understood what Yan Su meant, and shouted: "You are too black-hearted! Now the vegetable market is closed! There is nothing! There are no rotten vegetables!"

Yan Su smiled, jumped onto the cabinet and looked at Yuan Zhengwu at the same level: "If you don't have any, go to the garbage dump to pick up some, anyway, until you tell me."

Yuan Zhengwu yelled: "I'm on a hunger strike!" After speaking, he repeated in a low voice, "I'm serious."

Lu Mo shook his head, and threw Yuan Zhengwu to the second bedroom. The room where Sweet Potato lived in when he came out of the hospital, nothing has changed now, just change the sheets. He forcibly took Yan Su away, and refused to enforce the strict Su asked to go to the vegetable market to pick up garbage now.

"It's fine if you don't go, you can't give him anything to eat until tomorrow night!" Uncle Cat, whose body was still caught in someone else's hands, retreated reluctantly.

"Okay, okay, come on, take your temperature."

Lu Mo swung the thermometer and clamped it to Yan Su's hind legs and the inside of his abdomen, pressing his legs to prevent him from moving.

Yan Su kicked his legs reflexively: "Why take your temperature?"

Lu Mo slapped the cat's butt lightly: "Don't move, you just drank Yuan Zhengwu's potion, and you don't know what it's made of, but you still need to take the temperature, in case there is any problem?"

"Oh." Yan Su was honest.

1 minute later.

"Did you just spank my ass?"

"No." With an innocent face.

Yan Su went crazy: "You spanked! You spanked my ass just now! Pretend to me!" As he said that, he was about to turn over and scratch Lu Mo, but Lu Mo quickly grabbed his limbs and apologized: "Don't move, don't move, I'm sorry I apologize to you, I just took you for a sweet potato."

Yan Su said indifferently: "If you don't laugh, I will believe that you are apologizing even more."

Lu Mo tried his best to twitch the corners of his mouth downwards, Yan Su turned his head away from him angrily, after a while he remembered something, and said in a very resentful tone, "Not only did you spank my butt just now, you also spanked me before!"

At this moment, Lu Mo could only pretend to have amnesia: "Really? Why don't I remember?"

"You don't remember! When I first came to your house, you blamed me for shitting in the toilet and spanking my ass so hard!" If he was a human being now, Yan Su would probably beat the table. The catastrophic scenes at the time of the cat made me angry and began to count: "Hit me! Abuse me! And want to eunuch me!"

Lu Mo also recalled it, with a strange expression on his face, and he said helplessly, "But at that time, I thought you were a sweet potato, so I'll apologize to you, okay?"

Yan Su was furious, and a mere apology could not appease his anger, so he refused of course: "I want you to experience how I felt at that time!"

Lu Mo: "Eunuch me?"

Yan Su choked, of course he couldn't castrate Lu Mo, but...

"Forget it, you didn't make me a father-in-law anyway, but the spanking must be settled."

Lu Mo thought for a while and made a suggestion: "Otherwise, if you must take revenge, you will come and spank my ass when you become a human, but I can't become a cat, do you think it will work? "

It's okay for Yan Su to listen to it once, this method sounds very enjoyable, an eye for an eye.But he was afraid that it would be unsafe, so he forced Lu Mo to write a written statement, explaining that when Yan Su turned into a cat, he would punish Lu Mo with a spanking. Yan Su went to sleep peacefully after the paperwork was completed.