My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 24

After Li Wei left, Lu Mo took Yan Su out of the pool to dry his hair, it was already very late, and Sweet Potato was already sound asleep on the bed.

Yan Su was hit hard by this mistake, and Lu Mowen persuaded him for a long time, but he didn't get any response. It seems that he just wants to be a cat who can't understand human language.

Lu Mo talked a lot of persuasion, but also carefully controlled his expression and voice so as not to reveal the slightest smile, it was very hard to endure.It's a pity that Yan Su made up his mind not to bark or touch the tablet that never left his claws before, and refused to communicate with him, so Lu Mo had to give up for the time being and wait until he wanted to talk.

And this waited until the day of dating Yuan Zhengwu.

Not surprisingly, the meeting place this time was the hotel designated by Master Yuan after careful inspection.

When he arrived at the box, Yuan Zhengwu was already waiting, and when he saw Lu Mo arrived, he waved repeatedly: "Sit down quickly, we can finally order."

I haven't seen him for so many days, Yuan Zhengwu is very different from the last time, last time he looked like a junior high school student who skipped class, with a white and tender baby face, and wearing ordinary clothes, he looked like a human being.However, this time, Lu Mo was surprised by his appearance as soon as he entered the door. He was still wearing the white shirt, woolen vest and jeans that he met last time, but the white shirt had turned into a gray shirt, which almost blended with the original gray vest. As a whole, there are also large and small flakes of unknown stains on the jeans, only the face is still white and clean.

"What are you doing here?" Lu Mo asked.

Yuan Zhengwu flipped through the menu with a nonchalant expression: "I'm not doing anything." Seeing Lu Mo staring at his clothes, he explained suddenly: "I don't have a place to live these days, so I'm just messy. Before coming here, I found a faucet to wash my face."

Looking at Yuan Zhengwu's white and tender baby face, Lu Mo couldn't bear it. Yan Su, who had been silent all this time, also leaned over to look at him. Yuan Zhengwu's body exuded an unpleasant smell, which was the smell of not taking a bath for many days. The smell is relatively mild to humans, but it is very irritating to Yan Su, who is a cat. He got too close and was overwhelmed by the smell. He couldn't help opening his mouth and retching. Her eyes widened in grievance: "Yan Xiaosu, you, you are going too far!"

"Cough, cats have a very keen sense of smell, he didn't do it on purpose." Saying that, Lu Mo hugged Yan Su away from Yuan Zhengwu's side.

As usual, he waited until the dishes were served and Yuan Zhengwu had almost eaten before he started talking about business.

Both Lu Mo and Yan Su were very curious about the reason for his soul change. Yuan Zhengwu picked out a ball of paper from the pocket of his gray jeans for a long time. Probe over to look.

The paper seemed to be randomly torn from the student's workbook, and some formulas could be vaguely seen, and the formulas were covered with ghostly symbols written in pencil.

Yan Su silently pulled out the tablet and typed: "Are you going to show me this damn thing?"

Yuan Zhengwu said awkwardly: "Let me explain it to you. This is to show you the derivation process and prove that I am not talking nonsense."

Lu Mo took the piece of paper and put it on the table, and said helplessly, "Just tell us, we can judge for ourselves."

Yuan Zhengwu thought for a while and began to explain: "I'll figure it out, Yan Xiaosu's birthday is not easy to leave the body, and his body and soul are not abnormal at present. Most of the body is due to some magic spells cast on him by an expert, but I didn't check that he had any traces of being cast."

Lu Mo looked at the black cat who was listening intently, and pondered: "Yan Su has always been an atheist, so he shouldn't have encountered such a thing."

Yuan Zhengwu reminded: "Could it be revenge for offending others? But I think this possibility is very small, because only decent spells like ours can cause people to leave their souls without harm. If they are heretics, they will generally There is backlash."

Yan Su also typed: "I shouldn't have offended anyone."

"Then there is one possibility left." Yuan Zhengwu analyzed: "Yan Xiaosu's soul left his body because of an accident."

"Accident?"

"Yes, there are some large, um, large-scale magnetic field fluctuations, which have a very small probability of affecting the souls of creatures within the magnetic field range. It is possible for souls to leave the body or even be exchanged, but these probabilities are very small."

Both Lu Mo and Yan Su fell silent, and after a while Lu Mo said with difficulty: "So you have earned a magnetic field from metaphysics, right?"

Yuan Zhengwu went crazy: "I deliberately replaced the words you understand in order to let you understand! I am a professional celestial master!"

Sweet Potato, who was eating at ease, was taken aback by Yuan Zhengwu's yelling, and stopped eating, so he moved over and sat next to Lu Mo, who patted his head comfortingly, He took one of his hands smoothly.

Yan Su also typed it to Master Yuan: "Don't call, tell me the solution."

Yuanzhengwu snorted angrily, took another two chopsticks to eat, and then said: "Fortunately, you met me. My mission to go down the mountain this time has something to do with you. Some time ago, our teacher found out that there was a comparison here. Abnormal spiritual fluctuations, I suspect that Yan Xiaosu was affected by that fluctuation, and my brother and I went down the mountain this time to investigate the source of the fluctuation."

Lu Mo grasped the crux of the problem: "So you have a way to make Yan Su change back."

"Of course there is a way. Do you think I'm just here to eat?"

Yan Su nodded.

Before Yuan Zhengwu was about to go crazy again, Lu Mo forcibly pulled the topic back and asked Yuan Zhengwu to talk about the solution first, only to see Master Yuan took out a small glass bottle from another pocket for a long time, which contained half a bottle of light green. liquid.

“分成两份给人和猫都喝了，然后我分别取他们的一滴血施术，就可以换回去了。”

Holding the small glass bottle, Lu Mo hesitated, is this the solution?He looked down and saw Yan Su staring at the bottle in his hand, Yan Su must have been looking forward to this day for a long time, back to his body, back to the life he couldn't participate in.

The sweet potato next to him also curiously reached out to take the bottle in Lu Mo's hand, and looked at it eagerly when he was stopped, looking eager to try, Lu Mo came back to his senses and asked: "Will it have any effect on his body? ?”

Yuan Zhengwu patted his chest and promised: "Although I am not a master of this convenience, this basic spell is still not difficult for me. Do you know who my brother is? He is a dignified disciple of the Xuanxu Sect. You only need to know that he is very powerful." .”

吕墨把药一分两份，递到严宿的嘴边刚要喂给他，严宿却突然停住了，他转身找到自己的PAD，打了几个字：“对猫有没有影响？”

Looking at the ignorant sweet potato, Yuan Zhengwu was also stunned for a while, and said: "The soul of this creature is the same, and the kitten will be fine." After speaking, he silently added a "right" in his heart.

Speaking of this, Yan Su drank the liquid with peace of mind. Although the color looked weird, it was surprisingly delicious, with a fragrance of bamboo, and the other side of the sweet potato was also finished in one gulp.

Both Sweet Potato and Yan Su were lying on the sofa. Yuan Zhengwu took a drop of blood from each of them, mixed it with cinnabar and wrote a talisman, and pasted it on the front of the sofa. , waited for a moment.

The people and cats on the sofa all closed their eyes quietly. Lu Mo was a little nervous. He silently wiped the sweat from his palms, and asked Yuan Zhengwu who was standing beside him in a low voice: "When will it be good?"

Yuan Zhengwu was surprised: "It's been done a long time ago."

Lu Mo: ...

"Then why didn't they wake up?"

Yuan Zhengwu: "Go and call them."

Lu Mo took a deep breath and walked towards the sofa.Yan Su's face on the sofa was very peaceful. He closed his eyes as if he would wake up at any moment. Lu Mo opened his mouth several times but dared not make a sound. He didn't know what he was afraid of, until the eyelashes of the person on the sofa trembled slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes. Eyes opened.

Lu Mo hesitated: "Yan Su?"