sinovels Chapter 68
Chapter 68
Tang Yan used to think that the group of Taoist priests in Chunyang were a group of idiots who were cold on the outside and funny on the inside.
He had imagined countless situations where he would encounter stupid things in the game.
For example, you are squatting on the ground calmly digging grass, and suddenly a Taoist priest with a handsome appearance and a sleeve of heaven and earth--falls to death in front of you.
Then he sat up by himself, patted the clothes on his body slowly, pretended not to see you, and then flew away with graceful steps.
For example, you are being cornered by bastards from the opposing camp, and the Taoist priest on the opposite side raises the sword in his hand to kill you, and you shout: "Daozhang! How can you be so ugly when you enter the battle?" !", and then watched the Taoist priest silently put down his sword and threw you there, and left alone with a lonely back...
For example, if you are doing the teahouse task on the small account, a baa adds you as a friend, and secretly kisses you in the secret chat.
...and then you look at him as if he has discovered a new world, addictively sending out all kinds of unscrupulous and funny expressions in the secret chat.
Wait for him to realize that you are just strangers, then blushing and delete your friends.
......
Tang Yan thought that he probably really had some obsession with Chunyang.
He also writes something himself, and draws something when he is bored. Jiansan's stuff accounts for [-]% of the things that pass the time, and half of the [-]% are Taoist priests.
However, why he cares about the Chunyang sect, Tang Yan himself can't say.
He is the loli of Hidden Sword Villa, with a pair of ponytails who are arrogant and innocent, and when he walks on the street, there will be some wretched and strange people who will send him off for no reason, and then he can only watch his own ponytails. Jiluo sent a line of white words such as "Uncle XXX treats me the best" in the recent chat channel, silently feeling the "joy" of being molested.
Before meeting Gu Chang'an, he really felt that Taoists should all look the same, pay special attention to appearance, especially like to play handsome, don't talk much but in fact they are boring and terribly funny.
Well, Gu Changan was a surprise.
At that time Tang Yan was still a level 19 little hidden sword, he was too bored to clear the tasks, so he drove Jiluo to Mingjiao to see the big moon.
Mingjiao's moon is too big and unscientific, even less scientific than the moon in Chengdu. He can't fly directly, so he just sat in a carriage and ran all over the map, and opened a few maps that he hadn't been to.
Not long after arriving at the Mingjiao site, he saw Gu Changan standing in the middle of the desert.
Gu Chang'an was dressed in a 325 military uniform, with a number four face on his back, riding on a tall black horse, with the bright moonlight behind him, at first glance he was so handsome that it made everyone angry.
Tang Yan thought at the time, it's another fool who likes to dress up.
Then he just watched Gu Changan climb the mountain lightly and fell to his death in front of him.
Tang Yan had the urge to tap the keyboard and laugh out loud.
After Gu Chang'an fell to his death, there was no movement for a long time. Tang Yan was an idle and painful master, so he clicked on Gu Chang'an's target, and then quietly looked at the dead Chunyang on the ground.
After a long time, there was no movement, Tang Yan thought, probably because people are not in front of the computer.
Thinking about it, Tang Yan was about to leave.
After taking two steps, he suddenly found that the Taoist priest's target had become him.
Tang Yan paused, then understood something, walked over and sat on the Taoist priest's body.
......
Seeing that stupid baa finally couldn't stand it anymore, he typed a string in the recent chat: "..."
Tang Yan was in a good mood, so he didn't speak, and continued to sit on the Taoist priest's body and meditate.
Yue Mo realized that burning some cards was not a wise decision, so the Taoist priest stood up like a carp, and was about to slip away.
Tang Yan smiled. He stood up and leisurely played with the sword in his hand, and asked in the close chat:
Let go of Na Taixu: Big brother, your belly was so white when you died
Gu Changan:......
For some reason, he thought it would be very interesting to tease the Taoist priest passing by.
He seemed to see the Daoist on the other side of the computer screen silently lowered his head and looked at his 325 military uniform...Don't tell me, his belly is really white.
Tang Yan is a person who fills in his own imagination anytime and anywhere. He obviously just poked there and pointed at each other's targets with the Taoist priest, and he didn't understand, and he had already made up a lot of messy plots in his head.
For example, the head of the Taoist priest would probably be thinking, who is this naughty brat! A handsome Taoist priest like me actually laughed at my white belly!
Or, under the calm expression of the abstinence department, the heart roared: Why did you, a little yellow chicken at level 19, appear in Mingjiao╯︵┻━┻...... and so on.
But in fact, these are just Tang Yan's ideas. The reality is that the Taoist priest pointed him for a long time, and then said in a cold tone:
Gu Changan: Are you lost?
Tang Yan really didn't understand how the Taoist priest came to this conclusion.
He flicked the two big ponytails of rubbings, and said cutely:
Let go of that Taixu: Brother, do you know how to get to the Stupid Yang Palace?
Gu Changan: I know
Let go of that Taixu: #您您#您#您
Gu Chang'an: The main city's sect faction picks up people
Let go of that Taixu: …
Tang Yan felt that this Taoist priest was really a joke.
He pitifully typed in the recent chat, there are very few people here in Mingjiao, except for the big moon above their heads, they are the two of them, Tang Yan is not worried about what is wrong with chatting in the recent chat.
Let go of Na Taixu: Brother, you are an idiot! QAQ
Gu Changan:......
Invite you to join his team, do you agree?
Tang Yan was stunned for a moment, and agreed.
Let go of that Taixu:?
Gu Changan: Take you home
Let go of that Taixu: O▽O ah?
Gu Chang'an: Hidden Sword Villa
Let go of that Taixu: …
Let go of Taixu: I don't want to return to Zangjian, I want to go to Chunyang!
Gu Changan: If you get lost, you should obediently go back
Let go of that Taixu: …
Let go of that Taixu: Brother Daoist
Gu Changan:?
Let go of Na Taixu: Child trafficking is a crime QAQQQQ
Gu Changan:......
Let go of that Taixu: And I haven't grown up yet, it doesn't taste good QAQQQQ
Gu Changan: ... what are you thinking
Let go of that Taixu: Aren't you going to abduct me and make it into a chicken-flavored wool fat QAQQ?
Gu Changan:......
Your team is disbanded.
Tang Yan patted the table and laughed from ear to ear. He casually clicked on Taoist Apprenticeship, and then dragged Taoist into his friend list.
You whispered to me: Oh brother, don't be angry QAQQQ
You whispered to me: You are angry, who will take me home?
Quietly say to you: …
Quietly say to you: you go back
You whispered to me: What is God's action?
whisper to you:
You whispered to me: where?
Quietly say to you: quack skills
You whispered to me: no
Quietly say to you:...Press P
You whispered to me: I didn't find it
Quietly say to you: Jianghu skills
You whispered to me: I still haven't found it
Quietly say to you: …
In fact, Tang Yan knows where Shenxing is, and he can also play Jiansan, but he just thinks it's fun to pretend to be a newcomer and play Daoist.
I whispered to you: You came to Mingjiao
He sent a cute expression, and then said to the priest:
You whispered to me: Carriage⊙▽⊙
Quietly say to you:...Come to Mingjiao by carriage?
You whispered to me: no
You whispered to me: I am obviously going to Yangzhou
Gu Chengqing silently opened the world map and looked at the distance between Yangzhou and Mingjiao, the corners of his mouth twitched calmly.
Which family raised this little girl to be such a brat that she can be off-line like this...
You whispered to me: you have good feet
Tang Yan understood what he meant in seconds, but still pretended to be stupid in the secret chat:
You whispered to me: My claws haven't grown well yet...to my fingers
Quietly say to you: ran more than half of the map, looks pretty good
Tang Yan was blocked for a while, and immediately reacted quickly with a reply:
you whispered to me: i hate it
Quietly say to you: …
You whispered to me: Is there no other way to travel besides traveling thousands of miles?
whisper to you: yes
Tang Yan automatically made up the mind of Daoist and looked at his squeaky short legs.
Quietly say to you: With your foot strength, it is half an hour to run the map
You whispered to me: big brother! Hold me up high and take me to the map OAO!
Quietly say to you: …
Gu Chengqing felt that he must be too free today to be foolish with a second loli for so long.
Well, he can actually understand that novices will be stupid in everything they do, and he also knows that it would be a bit embarrassing for him to accidentally fall to his death in front of this Jiro when he wanted to take a screenshot. …
He looked at the Taoist leader who had already started running the map with his two legs without light work, and Jiluo who followed the Taoist leader after clicking "Follow Dian'er Dian'er", feeling a little deranged.
Let go of that Taixu: looking, looking, looking for friends
You whispered to me: …
Let go of that Taixu: hehe
You whispered to me: don't chat too close
Let go of that Taixu: QAQQQ big brother, do you dislike me! Do you want me?!!
You whispered to me: …
Let go of Na Taixu: QAQQQQ Big Brother! Big Brother, don’t you want me? Big Brother!! Big Brother!!!
Gu Changan:......
A row of black lines popped out of Gu Chengqing's head, he felt that this jerk must have some mental problems...
He was driving lightly, trying to leave people behind.
Unexpectedly, that Jiluo followed behind him all the way, and shouted hoarsely and tearfully:
Let go of Na Taixu: Big Brother!!!! QAQ Big Brother, do you want me? Big Brother!!!
......
Gu Chengqing supported his forehead, he stopped, gave up the treatment and said:
Gu Changan: Well, if you don’t swipe the screen, I’ll take you to Yangzhou
Let go of Na Taixu: Big Brother, you are the best!
Let go of that Taixu: Let's walk to Haoqi League!
Gu Changan:......
Gu Chengqing glanced at the world map expressionlessly, and almost couldn't hold back that cold face.
Little girl, what about going to Yangzhou?!
Didn't catch up or the author has something to say: Damn, I'm so bad... I finally passed the 0TL test in the high math test today...! Continue tomorrow... Nima's recent posting time is too long It's not normal...