Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Chapter 67



Chapter 67

1, May I have your name?

Tang Yi: Tang Yi

Qu Ziqian: Qu Ziqian

2, What is your age?

Tang Yi: 19

Qu Ziqian: Half a year younger than him

3. What is your gender?

Tang Yi: Actually, I am a woman =L=

Qu Ziqian: Actually, I am also a woman

Tang Yi: ==...Interesting?

Qu Ziqian: Interesting?

4, What is your personality like?

Tang Yi: It's more funny than the second, but witty!!

Qu Ziqian: Natural black, good old man, man, wife...

Tang Yi: Wait, this word looks familiar

Qu Ziqian: You said it yourself

5. The character of the other party?

Qu Ziqian: Stupid

Tang Yi: Your sister!

Qu Ziqian: still arrogant

Tang Yi:......

Tang Yi: Natural Black

6. When did the two meet? Where?

Tang Yi: Before freshman year, our family

Qu Ziqian: Five years ago, on the Internet

Tang Yi: Even if we haven't met ==?

Qu Ziqian: Doesn’t count?

Tang Yi:......Forget it

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Tang Yi: A considerate and reliable landlord

Qu Ziqian: A bit stupid boy

Tang Yi: Stupid you sister!

Qu Ziqian: My sister is not as stupid as you

Tang Yi: Friends are exhausted!!

Qu Ziqian: Well, so we started to fall in love

8. What do you like about each other?

Tang Yi: Reliable

Qu Ziqian: ...Stay

9. What do you hate about each other?

Tang Yi: ...Natural black?

Qu Ziqian: no

10. Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Tang Yi: Pretty good... isn't it?

Qu Ziqian:

Tang Yi: Very good!!

11. How do you call each other?

Tang Yi: Ziqian or Zhazha

Qu Ziqian: Ah Yi/Brother Pao

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Tang Yi: All good

Qu Ziqian: Ziqian

13. If an animal is used as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Tang Yi: Gua Tai

Qu Ziqian: Huh?

Tang Yi: Looking honest, in fact, the natural black hatred is well done

Qu Ziqian:Stupid Rabbit

Tang Yi: It’s not stupid to say yes╯︵┻━┻

Qu Ziqian: Wait until the day you are not stupid

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Tang Yi: A group of cucumbers or

Qu Ziqian:......KY

Tang Yi: Fuck

15, So what gift do you want for yourself?

Tang Yi: Everything is fine

Qu Ziqian: In addition to putting real oranges

Tang Yi: Is true orange bad? ==?

Qu Ziqian: Burn money, save the orange money to buy equipment

16. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is it usually?

Tang Yi: There is always something to hide from me!

Qu Ziqian: The reflex arc is too long

17. What is your shortcoming?

Tang Yi: Ah, is there any? Hahaha...

Qu Ziqian: If possessiveness counts

18. What's wrong with the other party?

Tang Yi: Can natural black be changed?

Qu Ziqian: It's fine if you don't flirt with women

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Qu Ziqian: There are too many classmates in high school

Tang Yi: What do you mean by ╯︵┻━┻?!

Tang Yi: getting too close to others

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Tang Yi: When you deliberately tell him who you are with

Qu Ziqian: Mo Mo......

Tang Yi:......

21. How far has your relationship reached?

Tang Yi: I rushed to show up, but I haven't told my parents yet

Qu Ziqian: Same as above

22,Where did the two meet for the first time?

Tang Yi: Have we ever dated?

Qu Ziqian: I'm dating every day

Tang Yi: Such an obvious fool!

Qu Ziqian:......be good

23. What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Tang Yi: Hehe

Tang Yi: Come on a date, scumbag

Qu Ziqian:==|||

24. How far has it progressed?

Tang Yi: The one who asked the question, your sister...

25, Where do you often go to date?

Qu Ziqian: bedroom

Tang Yi: What's wrong with Σっ

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Tang Yi: ...The last time I was told about his birthday was the night when his birthday was almost over...

Tang Yi: Make him happy by selling oranges?

Qu Ziqian: Improve food

27. Which party confessed first?

Tang Yi: he

Qu Ziqian: I

28. How much do you like each other?

Tang Yi:...I like it very much

Qu Ziqian: I don't like it

Tang Yi: What are you talking about?!

Qu Ziqian: Love

Tang Yi:==

29. So, do you love each other?

Qu Ziqian: Deep love

Tang Yi:......

30. What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

Qu Ziqian: Don't ignore me

Tang Yi:... Chinese toon is delicious

Qu Ziqian: ...you won

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Tang Yi: I kicked him and took Mu Xiaodai away from home

Qu Ziqian: Carrying the cauldron on his back and running away from home, by the way he tied Brother Pao to the cauldron

32. Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Tang Yi: No

Qu Ziqian: No

33. What should I do if the other party is late for more than an hour for a date?

Tang Yi: It doesn't take an hour, I'll be gone in 5 minutes

Qu Ziqian: wait for him

35. The other party's sexy expression?

Tang Yi: A gentle scum smile...

Qu Ziqian: Whenever I am in a daze

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Tang Yi: When the illusion of inverse height difference emerges

Qu Ziqian: The distance is less than five centimeters

38. What do you feel the happiest about?

Tang Yi: Show! En! Love!

Qu Ziqian: Watch his show

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Tang Yi: ...is there any?

Qu Ziqian: I don’t know if it counts or not

40. What are the quarrels?

Tang Yi: Let me think... when he went to take screenshots with Mo Mo and his apprentice!

Qu Ziqian: Well, there is...

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Tang Yi: He has been following me to act stupid, so... his heart softened

Qu Ziqian: After chasing Tangjiabao and asking Poe, he was beaten up by his expression

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Tang Yi: I am happier when he is a woman after reincarnation

Qu Ziqian: hope

43. When will you feel that you are loved?

Tang Yi: It's warm when you enter the bed

Qu Ziqian: When he is jealous

Tang Yi: ...... Fuck

44. How do you express your love?

Tang Yi: ... pretending to be an ostrich

Qu Ziqian: Give silently

45. When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Tang Yi: Disappeared from Two-dimensional

Qu Ziqian: ignore me

46, What do you think is the flower that matches your partner?

Qu Ziqian: I'm sorry I don't know much about flowers

Tang Yi:......Actually, I don't understand either==|||

Qu Ziqian: What about reading the books that you agreed to read?

Tang Yi: Well, next question!

47. Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Tang Yi: no

Qu Ziqian:  …

Tang Yi: Weird silence?

Qu Ziqian: Thinking too much

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Tang Yi: Do you feel inferior? Are you kidding me?

Qu Ziqian: His hobbies are too broad...

49. Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Tang Yi:Secret

Qu Ziqian:Secret

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Tang Yi: yes

Qu Ziqian: Must be able

How are your morals?

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Tang Yi: Attack!

Qu Ziqian: accept

52. Why did you make such a decision?

Tang Yi: The status of the general offensive of the generation will not fall!

Qu Ziqian: promise him

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Tang Yi: Dissatisfied

Qu Ziqian: Satisfied

54. Where was the first sex?

Tang Yi: at home

Qu Ziqian: at home

55. How did you feel at that time?

Tang Yi: Doesn't it hurt if you agree?╯︵┻━┻

Qu Ziqian: Quite... good...

Tang Yi: Outer Japan!

Qu Ziqian: Who told you to kick Lubrication off the bed?

Tang Yi: Debt is cheap! Get out!

56. What did the other party look like at that time?

Qu Ziqian: Charming

Tang Yi: Beast!

57. What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Tang Yi: The soul is light!

Qu Ziqian: ...I'm an asshole.

58. How often do you have sex every week?

Tang Yi:......

Qu Ziqian: Once every other day, the weekend counts?

59. Under ideal conditions, how many times a week?

Tang Yi: I don't mind if I'm on the top seven times a night

Qu Ziqian: This item cannot be used in the riding state...

Tang Yi: The song is full of dirt!!!

60, so, what kind of sex is it?

Tang Yi: Hehe==

Qu Ziqian: Just be comfortable

61. Where is your most sensitive?

Tang Yi: ...I refuse to answer

Qu Ziqian: Waist

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Tang Yi:...Can I say that I really don't know?

Qu Ziqian: neck

63. Use one sentence to describe the other party during sex?

Tang Yi: Animals are not as good as =L=

Qu Ziqian: It is very honest to say that you don’t want your body

Tang Yi: I rely on you, where did you learn this?!

Qu Ziqian: Your high school classmate taught

Tang Yi:......

64. Frankly speaking, do you like sex?

Tang Yi: I don't like it

Qu Ziqian: You know he is arrogant

Tang Yi: You are the one who is arrogant and your whole family is arrogant!

Qu Ziqian: look

65. Where are you usually having sex?

Tang Yi: Home

Qu Ziqian: at home

66, Which sex spot do you want to try?

Tang Yi: Living room

Qu Ziqian: Bathroom

67. Should you take a shower before sex or after sex?

Tang Yi: before and after

Qu Ziqian: before and after

68. Is there any agreement during sex?

Tang Yi:......

Qu Ziqian:?

Tang Yi: What about attacking?

Qu Ziqian: As I said, if you can hold back, I will let you attack...

Tang Yi: Can't you fucking let me press it once? Is it fair to say that one person once is fair?

Qu Ziqian: Hehe

Tang Yi: ... Fuck!

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Tang Yi: no

Qu Ziqian: no

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get your heart, at least get it"?

Tang Yi: This is definitely the second disease of middle school

Qu Ziqian: Half support it...

Tang Yi: What?!

Qu Ziqian: How about you try it?

Tang Yi: The weather is fine

71. If the other party is raped by thugs, what will you do?

Tang Yi: ... a bit difficult

Qu Ziqian: I'm thankful that he doesn't rape others

72, Do you feel embarrassed before having sex? Or after?

Tang Yi: yes

Qu Ziqian: No

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for sex, would you?

Tang Yi: It's impossible for those funny people to compare, unless it's truth or dare

Qu Ziqian: Goodbye to my domestic violence

74, Do you think you are good at sex?

Tang Yi: Are you okay?

Qu Ziqian: not good at

75, what about the other party?

Qu Ziqian: half a catty

Tang Yi:......

76. What do you want the other party to say during sex?

Tang Yi: If you are tired of attacking, I will replace you

Qu Ziqian: Do you think it is possible?

Tang Yi: I don't want to talk to you...

Qu Ziqian: I hope he will throw away the idea of ​​counterattack

77. Which expression do you prefer when having sex?

Tang Yi:......

Qu Ziqian: enjoy

Tang Yi: I have?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Qu Ziqian: Yes

78, Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Tang Yi: No

Qu Ziqian: No

79. Are you interested in SM?

Qu Ziqian: ... yes

Tang Yi: Huh?

Qu Ziqian: Cough...no

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Tang Yi: I can't ask for it!

Qu Ziqian: Do what you want

Tang Yi: Animals!!!

81. What do you think about rape?

Tang Yi: Hehe

82. What is the most painful thing in sex?

Qu Ziqian: Generally speaking, no

Tang Yi:......

83. In the sex so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Tang Yi: Self, the bathroom in the self-study building?

Qu Ziqian: ask him

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Tang Yi: no

Qu Ziqian: no

85. What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Tang Yi: ╮╭

86. Has the attacker committed any violence?

Tang Yi: Yes!

Qu Ziqian: Obviously not

Tang Yi: When you lied to me about one person once!

Qu Ziqian: You did it voluntarily

Tang Yi: Fuck your sister's voluntary!

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Qu Ziqian: fried hair

Tang Yi: I am the attacker

88. For you, what is the ideal of "being a sex object"?

Tang Yi: Shu Shou who has a magnetic voice but is easy to overwhelm

Qu Ziqian: Huh?

Tang Yi: ...you!

Qu Ziqian:

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Tang Yi: ...in line with

Qu Ziqian: Meet

90. Have you ever used small props in Papapa?

Tang Yi: Hehe

Qu Ziqian: You can try next time

Tang Yi: Why don't you say a group of cucumbers╯︵┻━┻

Qu Ziqian: I'm afraid you'll be overwhelmed

Tang Yi: ......dirt

91. When did your first time happen?

Tang Yi: Last Christmas Eve

Qu Ziqian: If masturbation is not counted, it will be two days after Christmas Eve

Tang Yi: Huh?!

Qu Ziqian:  …

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Tang Yi: Yes

Qu Ziqian: Yes

93. Where do you like to be kissed most?

Tang Yi: forehead

Qu Ziqian: face

94. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Qu Ziqian: forehead

Tang Yi: Everywhere

95. What is the thing that pleases the other person the most during sex?

Tang Yi: don't speak

Qu Ziqian: Poke the key point

Tang Yi: Do you dare to remove the wavy lines of your YD?

Qu Ziqian: You only know the tone of voice when you have wavy lines

96. What do you think about when having sex?

Tang Yi: Obviously I am attacking 〒▽〒

Qu Ziqian: It will be better if the dawn is later

97. How many times do you have sex in one night?

Qu Ziqian: It depends on someone's situation

98. When having sex, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take off your clothes?

Tang Yi: I fucking took it off by myself?!

Tang Yi: Can you still play?!

Tang Yi: People do things?!

99, What is sex to you?

Qu Ziqian: Sublimation from Mind to Body

Tang Yi: Second Olympics

Qu Ziqian: Your cousin taught me

Tang Yi:...Damn it

100, please say something to your lover

Tang Yi: I heard that there will be special rewards for doing Qixi missions with the same person for three consecutive years

Qu Ziqian: Do you want it?

Tang Yi: Yes

Qu Ziqian: Come on, throw away the ring first

Tang Yi: Huh?

Qu Ziqian: Pao, Brother, Good, Eat, What, He, Cai, Wei, Yong, Knot, Same, Heart.

Tang Yi:......

Qu Ziqian: Ah Yi

Tang Yi:...?

Qu Ziqian: This chapter has too many words

Tang Yi: If it's super, it's super. Tomorrow the old paper will blow up the inside story of Brother Yan. I will tell you?

Qu Ziqian: He finally ventilated you?

Tang Yi: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger with a black belly × Mensao, patient and cold, how to fall in love with different species ╮╭

Qu Ziqian: please allow me to be sad

Tang Yi: I heard that there will be a special Valentine's Day episode, but is it a bit of a spoiler?

Qu Ziqian: The number of words is too high, just accept it

Tang Yi: Oh yes, I have one more sentence

Qu Ziqian: Hurry up and finish coding, let's go to sleep

Tang Yi: Brother Yan, are you okay with giving birth in the Five Poisons--are you okay--are you--!!

The author has something to say: Indicates that this chapter seems to have leaked something... Σっ

So tomorrow may be Brother Yan's episode, or Valentine's Day episode, do you want to watch the spicy one first?

2333333333 Let me laugh for a while, maybe it will be two chapters! It means that Brother Yan and his family Taoist said that there is not enough meat to make up for the grandpa to face the wall and think about it!! What are you thinking at a young age!!!!! What are you thinking 111


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