[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Chapter 213

"puff!"

"Cough, cough, wait, you mean, you and Superman are separated?"

Green Lantern almost choked on a sip of juice, Hal is now very thankful that he hasn't returned to Star OA, otherwise he might miss this shocking melon.

Comparable to the time when Batman turned into a cat!

"To be precise, Superman was affected by the special kryptonite, and his emotions changed and lost, but," Batman said sullenly, "yes, we split. But it has nothing to do with our topic today..."

"Of course it's related!" Green Lantern quickly produced a figure of Superman flying around with the lantern ring, "We have to decide whether to find a way to get you back together, or to introduce a new partner to Superman?"

"Considering the need to keep Superman's identity secret, this target must be strictly selected..." The Flash actually thought about it seriously, "It is best to have superpowers and a certain ability to protect yourself... Wait, I can do it myself! "

Barry suddenly had a genius idea.

"Hey, little bear, you can't do this!" Green Lantern was very dissatisfied, "If you are going to spend money with the rich, you should spend the money you earn!"

"No, you can go to the rich man by yourself, there is a single one here." The Flash pointed to Batman and gave a more constructive opinion.

Batman gave them both a death stare, and the Watchtower was finally at peace.

"In short, we need to get Superman back to normal now." Batman continued the meeting process, "It can be seen from Superboy that pink kryptonite will indeed make Kryptonians gay, which is inconsistent with the information given by Flash before. .”

"There will always be some differences in parallel universes, let alone different timelines," The Flash shrugged, "And, how can we be sure that this is the reason for the pink kryptonite? Superman and their Kryptonians...are not straight in the first place? "

Based on the Kryptonian's view of mate selection, there is not much talk about "straightness", not to mention, Superman himself got together with Batman?

"This is different," Batman shook his head. "Superboy was only four months old. Although he has the psychological cognition of a 16-year-old, it is almost all directly instilled by Luthor. Most of what Luthor instilled is common sense and knowledge. Knowledge, even if Luthor himself is not very straightforward, he is not a person of equal rights, and he will not make any special adjustments in this regard, so what is instilled is still 'normal' common sense of the earth."

Even if Connor really might become gay in the future, he still doesn't have the concept of homosexuality and heterosexuality at all, and only knows that men and women are taken for granted.

"So, it can be verified from Superboy that pink kryptonite does have the effect of changing the sexual orientation of Kryptonians."

Batman omitted the verification process. In short, after some tricks, he managed to appease and suppress Connor, let Red Robin send him back to Metropolis first, and told Superman to be optimistic about this kid.

"So Superman is now heterosexual?" Wonder Woman asked. "It's amazing. 100 years ago, I didn't even know that there was such a thing as heterosexuality."

"I don't think so," Batman said cautiously. "From what I've seen, Superman doesn't show any particular attitude toward Lois, and if Superman really... likes women, Lois is the most likely two." one of the individuals."

Diana didn't ask who the other person was because it was already obvious.

"Could it be another change?" The Martian Manhunter suggested a possibility, "I don't know much about human emotions, but for us Martians, there is also no concept of sexual orientation. In the eyes of earthlings, Martians should all be pansexual. So, if Superman’s concept is similar to that of our Martians, after being transformed, he may change from 'pansexual' to 'asexual', or in other words, lack of emotion?"

Indeed, for the Martians whose whole race relies on spiritual communication and can transform from the cellular level, sexual orientation really means nothing.

Only Neptune had a slight headache. In other words, there is no problem with the Martians about ethics. He still has two problems in his family, and he really doesn't have enough energy.

"That's our guess at the moment." Batman agrees. "In general, Superman is now showing some degree of emotional loss."

"On the other hand, isn't this a good thing?" Green Lantern suddenly thought, "Superman has one less weakness? At least he doesn't have to worry about the big man being seduced by sex? I think it's better not to deal with it at all. .”

Of course, they were just joking, and everyone knew that Batman would not agree to this plan.

Not for personal feelings, but because Superman must not lose his feelings, let alone his ability to empathize with human beings!Otherwise, it is really just a god, a god without joy or sorrow.

"Green Lantern is right," said a voice from above, "I'm really fine, B."

Superman slowly floated down from above: "Why didn't you call me in the meeting? If it wasn't for Red Robin's slip of the tongue, I wouldn't even know you were in the meeting here."

It's just a meeting to discuss your affairs, of course it's impossible to call you!

"Although I don't think it's the influence of kryptonite, it's just a little emotional problem, and it's not worth making a fuss about," Superman explained. "Everyone can experience similar problems, and I'm no exception. And, It doesn't affect my job, we're still comrades in arms, right?"

"But this can't explain your abnormal behavior, Superman." Wonder Woman called up the video copied from the Daily Planet surveillance on the holographic screen, "Your abnormality has obviously affected the normal cooperation of the alliance."

"That's right," Flash also felt a little strange, "It stands to reason that even if you didn't have sex, you are still friends, right? The best partner in the world?"

"B and I are indeed friends," Superman said helplessly, "but there are some boundaries between friends, right? Some of you will sit on the lap of your friend, and..."

Superman can't go on, these people are too slapped.

"Is there any problem?" Green Lantern sat on the Flash's lap and asked in confusion with his arms around the Flash's neck. "What's so strange about this between buddies? A true friend, isn't it just that they often fight together? ?”

Barry: "And have dinner together?"

Hal: "Watch a movie together?"

Barry: "Let's go for a walk on the moon together?"

Hal: "Sleep together?"

Barry: "Bath together?"

Hal: "Bouncing on the bed together?"

Barry: "Fight together?"

Hal: "Bouncing on the bed while fighting together?"

Barry: "Go pick up girls after the fight?"

Hal: "Spend money together when picking up girls?"

Barry: "Absolutely not!"

Superman:? ? ?

There must be something wrong with these two!

"Hehe." Wonder Woman rolled her eyes, not even bothering to pull out the mantra lasso.

"So, what kind of meringue do you like now?" The Flash still asked persistently, "We should be able to find it here, why don't you think about me?"

Indeed, there are men and women in the Justice League, there are shapeshifters, there are aliens, there are also demigods and artificial intelligence life, whatever you want, for most sexual orientations, you can almost find a suitable partner?

"Thanks Flash, but I don't want to think about it that much just yet," Superman declined with a headache, "I just like being by myself."

"Back to the point, you actually held a meeting behind my back! Are you going to exclude me from the alliance just because of a little relationship problem?"

Superman looks angry: "This is the behavior that will really affect the operation of the league!"

Everyone is a little ashamed, except Batman.

"Superman, how on earth did you know that we have a meeting here?" Batman crossed his fingers and asked seriously, "Although Red Robin is young, he definitely doesn't leak secrets so easily!"

If Dick and Jason are still possible, Tim is different. He is a thoughtful young man, second only to Batman in terms of resourcefulness in the Bat family, but he is not so easy to be fooled by Superman.

"Oh, Red Robin said it himself." Superman seemed to be in a better mood, "I don't know why, Connor has been asking Red Robin where you have been since he came back, it seems that you get along well? And Tim refused to say it at first, but Connor has been pestering him, and the two of them take a bath together. Well, according to Green Lantern and The Flash, they are considered good friends?"

Even if only half of his face was exposed, Batman's face was still visibly turning livid.

No, these two broken Kryptonians must be dealt with as soon as possible!

It seemed that it was still necessary to find a Kryptonian handling expert, Batman hesitated, left the conference room without a sound, and dialed the phone.

"Bruce? What happened to Clark? Huh? Kryptonite? Oh, changing sexual orientation, well, this is a problem... Got it, get that kid back first, let Red Robin bring Connor too Go to the watchtower, just waiting for Carl to come to cook, and I will come up together."

"Carl," Jonathan hung up the phone and yelled into the room, "Clean up, we'll be early today... oh, let's go."

Before Jonathan finished speaking, Carl was already standing behind him, still wearing a full Superman uniform.

"Identification: A-0-1, Superman."

"Identification: B-0-1, Jonathan."

"Boo, Batman, what's going on?"

As soon as he boarded the watchtower, Jonathan couldn't wait to ask.

"The situation is fine. Superboy was locked in the isolation room. Red Robin tricked him into it, and he is watching him there now." Batman's expression was still very bad, obviously he saw something he didn't want to see just now .

"And Superman was on duty in the main control room just now, and now he went to the kitchen, probably to get something to eat. In addition, this thing made them what they are now."

Jonathan took the pink kryptonite and looked at it carefully for a while. He was not sure if it was lost by him back then.

When the desert mine was first opened, Jonathan did lose a batch of kryptonite, and there was a pink one in it.However, in these years, kryptonite has been tossed and turned several times, treated as gemstones, and finally fell into Luthor's hands. It has been polished many times, and it is normal not to see what it looked like back then.

"Let me go and see Connor first." Jonathan quickly made a decision, "Carl, you go to the kitchen and watch Clark, and don't let him do anything stupid."

Carl nodded and drifted silently to the kitchen.

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感谢在2020-09-1923:42:12~2020-09-2023:38:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: dump 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Midnight Changming; 5 bottles of Dream and Leaf;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!