sinovels Chapter 126 Strict standards
Chapter 126 Strict standards
He couldn't be more familiar with this pair of red underwear. When he was in Kent's house, he could recognize it at a glance. It was definitely the one on Superman!
Of course, it doesn't mean that Batman will touch Superman's underwear, but who told Superman to wear red underwear outside?It doesn't matter whether you want to notice it or not.
Last time, Bruce just thought that Superman changed clothes when he stayed at Clark's house, but this time it's different... It can't be that Clark and Superman are so close that they wear underwear, right?
There is only one answer, Clark Kent is TMD Superman!
Bruce was silent for a long time, turned over and buried himself in the pillow again, it doesn't matter, as long as his identity is not exposed, he doesn't know what Superman is, it's just that Bruce slept with another reporter.
On the other hand, not only has his body returned to normal now, but he has also mastered the secret identity of Superman, which can be described as double happiness...
Rubbing his waist, Bruce put the kryptonite replenishment plan in the Batcave on the agenda again, but unfortunately he hasn't found it yet.
This damned Kryptonian must never be allowed to get close to Gotham again!Bruce gritted his teeth, not thinking at all that he was the first to do it, and he was really happy.
Bruce selectively ignores the fact that he will have to wear these red underwear when he returns to Gotham later - this Kryptonian product can't be left out, although it will make him look like a psycho .
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He didn't want Alfred to know what happened, and he didn't want Dick to see the joke, so Bruce wandered around the metropolis for a long time, and even went to inspect the construction site of the Hall of Justice. He didn't drive until his body was almost recovered. Back to Gotham.
Batman has made up his mind to keep Superman away from Gotham, and even plans to ban the Daily Planet and send Clark Kent to Gotham on a business trip. They will see each other completely in the future.
So when Bruce saw Clark in the living room of Wayne Manor, his heart was broken.
"Why are you here?" Bruce said in a bad tone, "Go back to your metropolis, super... Kent reporter!"
Clark, who was teaching Dick to do his homework, rubbed his hands in bewilderment, looking like a large dog that had been kicked innocently.
"Bruce, what are you doing? Clark is teaching me to do my homework!" Before Clark could speak, Dick became upset, "My God, I have never felt that literature is so easy!"
"Master Bruce, I don't think this is how the Wayne family treats guests. Please pay attention to etiquette." Alfred appeared behind Clark mysteriously, holding a tray in his hand.
Bruce was shocked to see that there was Alfred's brewed black tea on the tray, as well as the cookies that should have belonged to him!
No, what shocked Bruce even more was that in just one day, what happened to make his housekeeper and adopted son rebel in an instant?
The time was pulled back to half a day ago again.
Clark went to the Daily Planet with a normal expression. Although he entered Bruce's office yesterday and never went back, no one except his colleagues in the same office would have noticed where an investigative reporter who often needs to go to the field has gone.
Only Louise looked at him kindly, but considering the large number of people in the office, she didn't attack him yet.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Clark called Bruce, but the other party didn't answer, and was hung up after ringing for a while. Clark probably was still sleeping late.
During the lunch break, Clark called again, but still didn't answer.
Clark couldn't sit still.
With Louise's pity in his eyes, after paying a terrible price and a jar of rose fairy honey—although Clark didn't know why Louise wanted the honey he usually used to make tea—Clark finally got it Louise helped him set up cover, and she skipped work a little early.
Anyway, this month's full attendance award has long been hopeless, and it is enough to keep the KPI from being laid off. Clark ran without any psychological burden.
It is very easy for Clark to find Bruce's location. He has long memorized Bruce's heartbeat frequency, and he can lock it as soon as the super hearing is turned on.So when Bruce was inspecting the Hall of Justice, Clark actually watched from behind the clouds, and knew that Bruce deliberately didn't want to answer the phone.
So Clark decided to take the initiative.
Of course, Clark was not so naive as to pester Bruce, but used the second skill of the Kent family!
The unique skill of the Kent family - the first step in getting a partner is to get the other party's family!
At the beginning, Jonathan also relied on the friendship of drinking Mayor Lewis to the ground dozens of times to get his prospective father-in-law.This is also one of the reasons why Jonathan was able to embrace the beauty in the end. Before his death, Uncle Lewis spoke well of him in front of Martha.
Clark knew that Bruce's parents had died, but he also knew that there was an old butler who brought up Bruce.
Coincidentally, Clark also has Alfred's contact information.
If it was another reporter, it would be basically impossible to enter Wayne Manor when Bruce was not around.But Clark is different. First, Alfred has a good impression of him. Second, Alfred also knows that Bruce has investigated Clark, including the relationship between Clark and Superman.
So when Clark came to the door with a gift, he successfully entered Wayne Manor.
By the way, use a daffodil to brush Alfred's favor.
"Have you any business with Master Bruce, Mr. Kent?"
"I... had some misunderstandings with Bruce," Clark handed over the gift, "so I came here and wanted to explain it to Bruce face to face."
"Unfortunately, the master is not here for the time being." Alfred shook his head, "You can come back later."
In fact, Alfred is also a bit strange, he did not receive any contact from Bruce today.
"It's okay, I know Bruce won't be here for the time being." Clark had already noticed that Bruce was about to start returning to Gotham, "Just wait for him here."
Clark didn't have to wait long before someone came back.
It was Dick who came back from school. He threw his schoolbag on the sofa as soon as he entered the door, and then he noticed that there was another person on the sofa.
"Long time no see, Clark, why are you here?" Dick was a little surprised, he hadn't seen many guests in Wayne Manor - not counting the ones Bruce brought back for the night.
"Long time no see, Dick, I'm here to find Bruce." Actually, it wasn't too long, after all Clark knew that Dick was Robin.
has a problem!Dick seemed to smell something strange, but he didn't think much of it.
"Alfred, is there anything to eat? I'm starving!"
"It's almost dinner time, I don't think it's suitable for snacks now, Master Richard." Alfred said slowly, and only served two cups of tea to Dick and Clark, "I think you can start Finishing homework? For the evening's... entertainment."
Even the Wonder Boy, the Golden Boy, and the Robin from the urban legend of Gotham can't escape homework!Dick sighed, picked up his schoolbag, and was about to go back to his room to do his homework when a hand suddenly stretched out in front of him.
There is also a Blackberry Pi in hand.
Dick seemed to see Superman!Superman, shining with holy light, is reaching out to him!
Everything was in Clark's plan, and he knew his little fan Robin quite well, so it was very easy to handle.Anyway, he is a serious college student, and Dick's homework is not a problem under Clark's tutoring.
Luckily, Dick hadn't gone to high school yet, the pinnacle of knowledge in his life.
"You mean Bruce and Batman?" Dick secretly bit his blackberry pie, and answered Clark's question in a low voice while doing his homework, "their relationship...is very good, of course, not a couple, Bruce, you also I know, I can bring back eight women a week, and occasionally there are men..."
Dick has long been familiar with how to deal with these problems. As the only adopted son of Bruce Wayne, he has often been harassed by the media.And Dick was telling the truth, just a little exaggerated, and Bruce's relationship problems were already a mess.
However, anyone is qualified to complain about Batman's emotional confusion, but you, Richard Jim Juan Grayson.
"What type does Bruce like? Good-looking, he has a wide range of aesthetics, but I always feel that Bruce has a certain preference for black hair and blue eyes. Doesn't he look a little narcissistic?"
"Yes, extreme sports are quite dangerous, but as a family we all support his choice."
"Of course he hurts when he's injured, but this guy is very tolerant, and he often pretends to be okay, which scares me and Alfred. You mean the scar on the lower back? It's... a ski trip When I fell, at that time..."
"Emotionally... wait," Dick finally realized that something was wrong. This was not like a question that a reporter would ask. "How do you know Bruce has a scar on his lower back? Did you sleep with him?"
Clark nodded sheepishly.
"Tsk..." Dick curled his lips in disgust, "Bruce is really... no, don't you still want to pick him up?"
"To be precise, Bruce came to pick me up first," Clark said sternly, "so I just went after him the other way around."
"Oh, my God, you don't really want to play blues, do you?" Dick met Clark's serious eyes in disbelief, "Listen to me, buddy, this is hell!"
Before Clark could speak, Dick yelled out, "Alfred, Clark said he wanted to pick up Bruce!"
Alfred, who was wiping the goblet, paused for a moment, then turned around to prepare tea.
"Why is it difficult in hell?" Clark was a little puzzled, "Will Alfred not agree?"
"That's not true. As far as I know, Alfred wanted Bruce to have a stable relationship several years ago." Dick waved his hand, "At that time, Alfred still imagined that Bruce could bring back a gentle and beautiful woman. Girl, give birth to a few children."
"Then what happened later?" Clark felt that if he just wanted a child, Krypton Technology could do it with hard work.
"Later, Alfred was already disappointed and thought it was fine as long as it was a girl," Dick recalled. "Then Bruce and Prosecutor Dante dated for a while, and Alfred felt that a man is fine."
This is good news, and Clark felt that his hopes were much higher in an instant.
"now what?"
"Now? Now that Alfred is desperate, even if Bruce brings back a chimpanzee from the zoo tomorrow, as long as he declares that he is willing to have a stable relationship, it will be fine as an earth creature."
No, this requirement is really too high, can you relax the standard a little more?Clark thought.
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感谢在2020-07-0317:28:03~2020-07-0417:48:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 little clean freak;
Thanks to the little angels who threw the mines: Pei Xiaonuo and Xiaojiebi 1;
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