You can't afford to be a cat man!

Chapter 95

The other party enthusiastically held the little chubby hand and talked for a long time, Li Yan finally understood the whole story.

It is natural for parents to care about their children. Even if the child is just a small bean in kindergarten, a group of parents who hope to have a successful child like to call the school teachers from time to time to understand the child's learning situation.

Zhang Le was in a miserable situation. He made several mistakes in this exam, but he got a good+ in his calculations, ranking third from the bottom in the class.In a small class with only thirteen or four students, he barely made it into the top ten.

But this bad news still caused a big earthquake and tsunami in his home, his father almost beat his ass, or his mother called his brother and sister-in-law sighing and worrying for advice. It happened to live opposite my brother and sister-in-law's house.

Zhang Le's parents also heard the school teacher mention the little boy's name, but the teacher couldn't blindly praise other children's children in front of other parents, so he just mentioned it briefly and brought it over.

On the contrary, the hostess of the house next door praised the little one, and even praised Li Yan by name, saying that the Lu family's raising this cat is really worth raising.

So Zhang Le's parents took their son to visit relatives, learn from the scriptures and ask tips, and find out where the cat was bought by the way.

The hostess was very contented to hear what they said about their visit. She hugged the cat in one hand and hugged the cat in the other. She sighed: "Our family has a mother cat. The mother cat has cubs and gave birth to two. The condom is the younger son."

As soon as she finished speaking, the little one protested: "Hungry Meow is the second son, and I am the youngest son."

"You are mother's youngest son, and condom is your elder sister's youngest son." The hostess kissed his forehead.

The relationship between this family is really messy, Zhang Le's mother smiled and said, "What about the other cat, did you give it away?"

"Well, it's already been sent out." The hostess guessed what she wanted to do, so she was pushed to death first, "I gave birth to a litter of cubs with that cat's mother cat, and they are now becoming a baby."

——So if someone doesn't have time to watch your children, he has a litter of children to watch.

It's not that the hostess doesn't want to help, but the key is that the IQs of the little socks and the little gloves are obviously not on the same level. Fake Amway is really degrading.Originally, their children were not smart enough, so they had to teach them with little socks, but the effect was unbearable just thinking about it.

Zhang Le's parents are somewhat disappointed, but the cat's teaching of children is also very mysterious, and they don't believe it blindly. The main thing is to get online with each other, and they can also have a support in school.

In the following summer vacation, Zhang Le was often brought by his parents or uncles and aunts to visit the house. The adults played cards and chatted downstairs, and Zhang Le was ordered to go upstairs to "exchange feelings" with the little one.

He is four years old this year. After finishing the middle class and the big class, he happens to start school at the age of six.Most of Xiao Budian's class are students of this age, and those who enter school at such a young age are simply outliers.

Every time Zhang Le was driven into the small attic by the ducks, he didn't dare to walk around casually, squatting at the door of the little study with his cheeks in a daze - he really didn't want to meet this snake spirit, but he didn't want to come to his father It is necessary to beat his butt to pieces again, stretching out his head and retracting his head is also a stab, life should not be too sad.

The hostess came over with a fruit plate, and found Zhang Le huddled at the stairs, sullen, and hurriedly said, "Lele, why don't you go in and play with Xingyuan, he bullied you?"

Zhang Le felt guilty when he saw her, and he felt that he might be ruthlessly dragged into the house in the next hour, and shook his head: "No, we had a great time."

The little guy was looking at the computer with his face in his hands, but he also heard voices outside, and said with a vigilant face: "Hungry meow, look at him framing me again, villain!"

Li Yan didn't have the nerve to tell him that he was thinking too much, Zhang Le didn't say anything, and the hostess just said it casually.

But at this time, you absolutely must not ignore the little one. If you show disapproval, the little one will feel that Zhang Le's performance has confused the public, so you have to stand in the same camp as him at this time, so that it is easy to slow down. Correct his wrong thinking.

So Li Yan nodded heavily with righteous indignation on his face, and grabbed his meat ball: "Meow! Meow!" Well, I will help you bully him later.

When Xiao BuDian saw his reaction, he was very happy, and the anger and resentment he thought he had been blackmailed by Zhang Le eased by half, and when the hostess pulled Zhang Le in, he didn't even look at him.

Neither of the two children wanted to see each other. The little one was annoying, and Zhang Le was scared. The hostess told them to have fun, and brought some toys for Zhang Le from the toy room.

The toys that Xiaobudian likes to play with are very distinctive, such as puzzles, Rubik's Cube and simple electronic piano, but Zhang Le is obviously not interested in these. He has a lot of fun playing with a Transformers figure and car.

Zhang Le is a child with imaginary wings on his forehead. He was a bit restrained at first, but soon immersed in his own world. He stuffed a Transformer's head into the car window and shouted : "Come on, Iron Man, find out the drunk villain!"

The prohibition on alcohol has not yet been issued, and the punishment for drunk driving is not enough.张乐也没有啥醉酒驾车不好的意识，不过就是他爸爱喝酒，前几天还揍烂了他的屁股，所以他最近只要是玩过家家玩到反派出场，都有一个“喝了wine" attributive.

Brainstorming the scene where Iron Man [self-named] stepped on his father and spanked his butt, Zhang Le rubbed his little butt that was still hurting and let out a long breath. :"yeah!"

The little boy picked up the math textbook at his side and threw it towards him with a blank expression. When he turned around, he saw Li Yan looking at him sideways, and blinked innocently: "There is a mosquito on his head, I will slap it to death for him." gone."

It’s hard to say whether the mosquito is dead or not. Anyway, Zhang Le, who was sitting with his back facing him, got hit on the back of the head, howled in pain, and immediately turned his head while pinching the Transformer: “Which one is dead…”

He saw Xiao Budian's elongated and fat face clearly, and the second half of the sentence was stuck in his throat and he couldn't utter it.Zhang Le came out of his brain, looked down at the Transformer in his hand, and felt that its small body couldn't withstand the little one's fists, so he sat down obediently in an instant, pursed his mouth and dared not speak.

Xiao Budian stretched out his hand to pick out Li Yan's ear, covered his ear with his palm after two licks, and said sinisterly: "If you make any noise again, I will kill you."

The dialogue between these two little kids is a common line in the recent popular young and Dangerous movies. It can be seen that the TV series has deeply poisoned the seedlings of the motherland. This is the initial prototype of batches of Chinese and non-mainstream.

The little one let go of his hand after finishing speaking, and smiled at Li Yan: "Hungry, I finished the test paper, please give me a grade."

Li Yan didn't have the nerve to tell him that he could hear what he was saying clearly by covering his ears at such a close distance. Looking at Zhang Le who was huddled like a quail at the door, he didn't complain to this silly boy. He looked down at the little one. test paper.

As long as he gets rid of the state of arrogance and pride, the little boy will basically make no mistakes in the test papers. Now he has also developed the habit of consciously checking after writing, and only rarely makes small mistakes.

Zhang Le watched Li Yan flipping through the thin paper seriously from a distance, but couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart. He moved his butt to this side inch by inch, leaned over quietly, and stretched his neck to look.

Xiao Budian didn't want to talk to him at all, but seeing this kid's serious face, staring at his test paper with surprised or pensive or dumbfounded expressions made him a little apprehensive.

But when it comes to marking test papers, no matter how confident the students are in their own questions, they will be more or less nervous.Especially the expression of the person looking at his own test paper changes every three seconds, every expression does not look quite right.

Xiao Budian was confident that he could get [-] points this time, but he lost all confidence. After hesitating again and again, he asked timidly, "Is there any problem?"

As he spoke, his eyes scanned back and forth on his test paper, and he re-read all the questions that were slightly difficult, and he didn't feel that he had done anything wrong.

Zhang Le nodded: "There is a question..."

He didn't seem to know how to speak, and pondered for a while—during these few seconds, Xiao Budian looked at the rest of the questions nervously—and said in a daze, "Why can't I understand at all... "

The little one stared at him with big eyes and small eyes, and they both looked at each other solemnly for a few seconds. The little one's right hand trembled, and silently picked up the Oxford dictionary that memorized words from the table.

Zhang Le didn't understand what he meant. Fortunately, Li Yan was watching from the side. He rushed to hug the dictionary and called out loudly: "Meow meow!"

——Don’t, don’t, your life has just begun, there’s no need to destroy yourself for murdering a fool!I'm still waiting for you to say something when you say something, "I can have today and I need to thank my hungry cat", if you squatted in Shaogai and said such words, I would be so embarrassed! QAQ's chubby face trembled for a long time, his eyes turned red with anger, and he whispered: "I want to hit him."

He has a bad temper to begin with, and when he gets anxious, he can even slap his own face non-stop, let alone beating others, let alone beating Zhang Le.

Li Yan also felt that the kid was too nervous, but it didn't mean that he could smash someone with an Oxford dictionary. Emotional intelligence is a natural thing, so you shouldn't force it. Even if you beat him to death, he won't be able to understand it.

He rolled his eyes and came up with a brilliant idea to divert the little one's attention.Li Yan pointed at the little one, showing a grief-stricken look, while pretending to wipe away tears, while pointing at Zhang Le and shaking his head.

This meaning is a bit complicated, Rao Yili had a tacit understanding with him, and after thinking hard for a while, he finally understood, and immediately broke out a burst of crying, and opened his throat: "Mom, Zhang Le bullied me!"

To deal with Bai Lianhua, an eye for an eye is really a good way, and the little boy gave Li Yan a thumbs up in his heart inexplicably excitedly.

Li Yan silently covered his face with his paws. As an adult, helping one kid bully another kid, he really felt a little ashamed, but saving people is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I believe Zhang Le If you can understand what's going on now, I'm afraid you will be grateful to him.

Zhang Le opened his mouth slightly to look at the fake crying Li Yan and the fake crying little one. He was stunned for a while, but he didn't understand where this was heading—could it be that the game of writing and drawing on paper is over, and it's time for everyone to howl together time?

He became excited all of a sudden—he was very good at crying. Seeing these two guys howling loudly without shedding a single tear, it was so watery. He could not only howl, but also squeeze tears.

Zhang Le has always listened to his parents talking about "other people's child" Lu Xingyuan, and he felt a little bit jealous. Seeing that he finally found someone who was better than him, he cried all the more hard.

The little one stared at him dumbfounded, his cheeks began to twitch again, he pulled Li Yan and complained: "I'm hungry, have I been tortured?"

The term "complete abuse" is also seen from the TV series. Li Yan calmly touched his forehead - the child held back for a long time, but still didn't shed a single tear. It really doesn't work to take the little white flower route.