sinovels Chapter 25
Chapter 25
The school was on vacation for two days, Xia Qixi and Gu Shaobai packed up the dog fur luggage and rolled back to school.
When we arrived at school, Shou Hou and Da Zhuang had already returned, and Wang Yu was sitting on the bed reading a book. Gu Shaobai was in a good mood, and opened the door of 608 with the pose of a monkey stealing peaches, waving his hand to signal to the people in the room that he was back, Shou Hou and Da Zhuang Zhuang was playing cards on the bed, and when he saw someone coming back, he smiled and asked, "Where's Xia Qixi?".
Gu Shaobai was beautiful in his heart, raised his black eyebrows and said: "In the back, he has short legs, he can't run away from me."Wang Yu flipped through a page of the book on the bed and read it intently. Gu Shaobai threw his and Xiao Qi's bags on the table in the dormitory, leaned over to Wang Yu's bedside and asked, "Brother, what are you looking at? So attentive" ?
Wang Yu, who was reading, raised his head from the book and replied dryly: "Big Breasts and Wide Buttocks".
Gu Shaobai was startled, his eyes brightened: "Oh my god, you're amazing, you read pornographic books in broad daylight."
Before Wang Yu could answer, Thin Monkey and Da Zhuang laughed first. Shou Hou shuffled the cards while explaining: "The name is more exciting, and the content is as serious as 24 Shi. Thanks to the fact that Da Zhuang sneaked into his arms and brought it in, It's really painfully sad."
Gu Shaobai has never been a good student, and he can spit out bad water in a blink of an eye: "Reading is so boring, let's watch movies." After finishing speaking, he swept around the room viciously, and the thin monkey and the big hero clapped their paws and applauded , Wang Yu didn't speak, probably acquiescing.
"What about the film, take it out."
The thin monkey put the cards down very neatly. Ta pulled the slippers and jumped to Gu Shaobai to ask for a picture. He unscrupulously took his hands into Gu Shaobai's arms. The summer clothes were thin, and Gu Shaobai was tickled by the thin monkey. The thin monkey hand explained: "Why are you so anxious, I didn't bring it."
"What didn't you bring?"When Xia Qixi opened the door and came in, he heard this sentence. The thin monkey jumped proudly, and jumped up to Xia Qixi and said, "We... two... Gu..."
The rest of the words were gagged by Gu Shaobai, who covered his mouth from behind, and dragged people while explaining: "Before the holiday, the monkey borrowed my manga, but I didn't take it with me. He is throwing a temper tantrum with me."The skinny monkey was uncomfortable being covered, yelling, Gu Shaobai took advantage of the situation and twisted his waist, then threatened in a low voice: "If you tell us again, we won't be able to see it anymore".
Sure enough, the thin monkey was honest, and his mouth was tightly shut.
After the military training, you have to go to class formally. It’s still the same. The seats in the class are chosen randomly. Some time ago, Gu Shaobai and Xia Qixi had a conflict, so they deliberately avoided each other when choosing seats. One front and one back, according to the class In terms of division, one is in the Xueba area and the other is in the Xueba area.
Gu Shaobai is a student who came in through the back door and enjoyed special treatment. His uncle is the leader of the school, and the teachers take care of him to some extent.No, he has been in class for several days, and some people are talking about his grades. He almost passed the exam, but a group of men gathered together to discuss what his grades mean like girls. It's fine for the girl to whisper in his ear every day, but there are just a few men, the uncle can bear it and the aunt can't bear it, Gu Shaobai threw a math book in front of him, the book flew up in the air, and the pages were slapped There was a thud, and there was a thud when it hit the ground.
"You guys are not finished yet, have you eaten too much shit, why are you annoying like flies every day"?
The people in front were also passionate men who served the country loyally, Gu Shaobai made them look bad in front of the whole class, and made them unable to step down.If you don't do anything, you will be sorry for the cultivation of the motherland. A tall, thin boy came out of the nest, with sideways eyes, probably wanting to fight.
Gu Shaobai was beaten up by his father long ago, kicked the table in front of him and walked to the front.
Thin Monkey and Da Zhuang saw that the situation was not right, so they squeezed behind Shaobai to fight. Xia Qixi was not in the classroom, and was called to the office by the head teacher.
The new homeroom teacher is surnamed Huang, in his forties, he is quite strong.When class Huang was asking questions, someone ran in. Liu Yu from his class, with sweat still on his face, gasped and said, "There's a fight in the class."
Their sturdy old class pushed the bench, copied the broom head behind the door, and went into the class. Xia Qixi followed behind, not knowing what was going on.
The first grade class is on the third floor, and Lao Huang's office is on the first floor. When he climbed up the stairs, the battle had already been done, and the desks and chairs in the class were all crooked. The people smoked one by one: "I've eaten the guts of leopards, and they fight openly, okay, okay, if you are capable, get out of my office."
When Gu Shaobai went to the office, he was as comfortable as when he was home. He kicked the chair at his feet and dragged himself to the door, and bumped the tall and thin man halfway.He was tall and thin, but he clenched his fists and wanted to hit him. Fortunately, the person next to him saw it and pulled him down.Gu Shaobai went to the office with Lao Huang, and the rest of the people followed behind, a series of back and forth.
Standing outside the crowd, Xia Qixi squinted at Gu Shaobai. When she returned to the classroom, she picked up a torn book. When she opened the cover, she could see the name on the title page. Xia Qixi shook her head, and took a napkin to the book. Wipe it, the new book just released, how could it be ruined like this.
Gu Shaobai and his group entered the office and stood side by side.
Lao Huang asked with a sullen face: "Tell me what's going on!"!
Several other people didn't speak, Gu Shaobai answered in a hoarse voice: "It's nothing serious, I provoked them".The rest of the people were startled, and glanced to the side, Lao Huang ignored him, and Gu Shaobai continued: "This matter is indeed my fault, I got a little angry, brothers, I'm sorry."After speaking, he sincerely apologized to the people next to him, and the children next to him were stunned for a moment, this thing must be stupid.
Since the school had just started, Lao Huang felt that this matter should not be a big deal, so he pinched the waist of the bucket and asked, "He really messed with you."
Gu Shaobai nodded and hummed guiltily.
Lao Huang raised his voice and said, "I'm asking them, what are you talking about?"
The tall and thin boy took a breath and said to Lao Huang, "Actually, we also made mistakes."
"Okay, just admit your mistakes. Since you are the first offender, you won't be called parents this time. Go back and write a [-]-word self-criticism and give it to me."
The people in the room gasped, oh no, it should be the heat in summer.
"Teacher, isn't five thousand characters too much?"Gu Shaobai asked shyly, flatteringly, and the students next to him also echoed: "Yes, yes, will it be a little too much?".
Lao Huang didn't like their tricks, he waved them away, and when Gu Shaobai and the others walked to the door of the office, he called them again, Gu Shaobai and the others thought that Lao Huang's heart had softened, and his face was full of embarrassment. Laughing, he stopped and waited for the emperor's sign.
As a result, Lao Huang sat on the office chair, crossed his legs and said unhurriedly: "A reminder, the [-] words in the review book are not counted as punctuation marks. Remember, there are no symbols."
The people at the door wailed and fell down, that was five thousand words.You have to brag as much as you want, and pretend as much as you can.
On the way back to the classroom, Gu Shaobai walked in front, and the tall and thin Lin Jiawang followed behind and said thanks, Gu Shaobai turned around and replied: "Big brother, you are welcome, we are not class enemies, it's nothing A good sell."
Lin Jiawang pulled Gu Shaobai's shoulder and said: "You boy, you have a sense of loyalty."The two of them laughed happily, as if they had met each other lately, and the people behind saw that the person in front was doing well and didn't say a word, and followed them with strides, which formed a bridge It disappeared after going to the office, and when a group of people entered the classroom door, they chatted and hooked up again, making Xia Qixi think that her eyesight had grown again.Slim Monkey and Da Zhuang couldn't help sighing: "Weird things happen every year, especially this year."