sinovels Chapter 23 You, what did you give me?
Chapter 23 You, what did you give me?
Reminder: Your vacation balance is insufficient, and the countdown is two days.
As soon as Zhou Yang woke up, he found such a friendly reminder on his mobile phone. No matter how hard Zhou Yang tried to improve his grades, he couldn't get rid of the anxiety that school was about to start.
"Fuck! Where did this reminder come from?" Zhou Yang opened WeChat and found himself dragged by Yu Bo into a group called "Let me copy my homework". Three people, Jiang Yanzhe and An Ye.And that warm reminder was sent by Yu Bo specially to shock people.
An Ye: I'll go, Xiaoyu, why are you telling such a sad story so early in the morning!
Jiang Yanzhe: No borrowing.
Zhou Yang: Jiang Yanzhe's homework is with me, how far are you short?
Yu Bo: I basically haven't moved much yet!Hey hey hey, it's still Zhou Zou's thoughtful post.The status of the eldest family is not high, and even homework is taken care of by others! (disgusting emoji package)
Zhou Yang: (Tsundere emoji package) Jiang Yanzhe begged and insisted on lending it to me.
Jiang Yanzhe: Yes, yes, I voluntarily.
An Ye: (crying emoji package) Come on, two big brothers, the start of school is already making people sad, so why don't you forcefully show your affection and stuff your dog food here, okay?If so, I'm leaving the group!
Jiang Yanzhe: I am willing. Besides, have you finished your homework?
An Ye: Joke!I am fourth in the dignified class, do I need to worry about my homework?Let me tell you Jiang Yanzhe, my old lady will leave the words here for you today, I haven't finished my homework or something, hehehe, I made a mistake, boss, please borrow! (Dog leg emoticon package)
Zhou Yang: Zhenxiang warns.
Yu Bo: There are two more days and I have to make up for homework. Let's make an appointment, shall we?
An Ye: Agreed!
Jiang Yanzhe: Not good.
Zhou Yang: OK.
In this way, Jiang Yanzhe, who said "no", followed Zhou Yang, who said "OK", to the milk tea shop where the four of them had a small meeting before. As soon as they entered, they heard An Ye and Yu Bo arguing.
Yu Bo: "Master An, don't say that I don't know how to be sympathetic to women, not to mention that you are a man at all, I can't give in!"
An Ye: "For the sake of prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony, you must make concessions, and I will come first!"
Yu Bo: "Impossible!"
An Ye: "I don't think you have ever been beaten by society!"
Zhou Yang put a stack of homework on the table, and looked at the two of them strangely, "What are you fighting for?"
Yu Bo and An Ye said in unison: "Boss (Ginger Dog)'s math homework!"
Jiang Yanzhe took out the math homework from the pile of homework and held it up between his index finger and thumb, "Come, come, auction, the highest bidder wins."
Yu Bo blurted out: "Fifty cents!"
An Ye mocked Yu Bo contemptuously, "Hey, you can call this kind of small money? Heh, my sister will show you what a real local tyrant is!" An Ye called the price with pride: "I will add fifty cents, and the total price is one yuan. , no more!"
Yu Bo gritted his teeth and stared at An Ye, "Okay, okay, you're ruthless, I don't have any money, I'll let you come first for one dollar!"
An Ye swiftly took away the math homework from Jiang Yanzhe's hands, "Let me just say I'm a rich man, it's great to be rich!"
Jiang Yanzhe was so angry that his temples twitched, "Do you two dare to add an extra penny to the asking price?"
An Ye continued: "It's not that I don't want to, it's that there are no cents in circulation in the market for a long time. How about this, I'll add another ten cents, my sister has money, not bad for you."
An Ye turned over Jiang Yanzhe's math homework in his hand and frowned more and more. Yu Bo on the side stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter, what's wrong with the homework?"
An Ye took the initiative to hand over the homework to Yu Bo, "Look at it yourself."
Yu Bo flipped through the pages and screamed, "Damn! Boss, why didn't you write the multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions? This doesn't meet Uncle Wang's requirements for homework!"
Jiang Yanzhe shrugged and spread his hands, "There's no need to write, it's not that I can't, so why waste that time."
An Ye wailed, "My one yuan is wasted! Oh, no, it's one yuan and ten cents!"
Jiang Yanzhe snatched away his homework, "Look at how promising you are, keep the money and spend it yourself!"
Zhou Yang slowly took out his homework from his schoolbag after watching enough plays, "My writing process is over, there is no need to auction it, let's watch it together."
Yu Bo and An Ye smiled instantly, and the two of them huddled together and wrote vigorously.
Yu Bo admired while copying, "Mr. Zhou, when did your math get so good? The process is concise and clear, and it is a VIP exclusive homework tailored for those of us who make up homework."
An Ye also said with emotion: "Angel, if you continue to develop with your learning attitude, I will give you the fourth position. The younger ones will have absolutely no complaints!"
Zhou Yang was a little embarrassed by the praise, "Stop, stop, I just wrote a little bit of the steps and procedures of these questions, and Jiang Yanzhe filled them in for me when I couldn't write them."
Jiang Yanzhe explained coldly at the side: "I just want to let Zhou Yang see those concise and clear processes clearly, who cares about the convenience of copying them for you."
After listening to the two people's words, Yu Bo's subordinates bent the nib of the pen forcefully, while An Ye scratched the entire paper.The two looked at each other awkwardly and smiled.I don't know who the person who said that the writing process wasted time just now, how can I write to my boyfriend so happily and carefully?Fortunately, Yu Bo was well prepared, and continued to fight with another pen refill. An Ye also carefully turned over the paper at the scene of the car accident and continued to fill in the blanks on the next page.I have to make up for my homework, and I have to continue to eat dog food!
Two days later, all senior senior students returned to school, and Yu Bo and An Ye returned homework to Zhou Yang as scheduled with huge dark circles under their eyes.
Zhou Yang asked them with concern: "Have you completed it?"
Yu Bo calmly said to Zhou Yang: "Don't underestimate the strength of Chinese students. No matter how much homework is left, they can always finish it successfully on the last day!"
An Ye waved his hands and yawned big, "No, no, no, I have to go back to my seat to catch up on sleep, I'm really sleepy."
Just as Jiang Yanzhe came back from the men's room, he bumped into the dazed An Ye. An Ye touched the forehead he bumped into in a daze, and didn't have the strength to trouble Jiang Yanzhe. He fell asleep on his seat with a "bang" sound .
Jiang Yanzhe patted himself on the chest, returned to his seat and saw Yu Bo was sleeping in the same way, and asked Zhou Yang in a slightly disgusted tone, "Are they making up for their homework?"
Zhou Yang imitated Yu Bo's calm tone and said: "This is the strength of Chinese students!"
Jiang Yanzhe patted Zhou Yang on the head and said with a smile, "Are you stupid too?"
Zhou Yang shook his head to avoid Jiang Yanzhe's hand, "Don't just touch my head, you don't know if you're bullying!"
Jiang Yanzhe put down his hands, and said close to Zhou Yang's ear, "How dare I bully you, it's too late to like you!"
Zhou Yang was already immune to Jiang Yanzhe's behavior of confessing his confession at every turn. He said coldly, "Oh..."
Jiang Yanzhe said helplessly: "Can't you just follow my words and answer seriously?"
Zhou Yang was still very indifferent, "Me too, okay? Why are you talking about these things all the time, it's useless and boring."
Although Zhou Yang was so perfunctory, Jiang Yanzhe was still very happy. Valentine's Day will be in a few days, and he wanted to give Zhou Yang a very special gift.
Jiang Yanzhe is obviously not the only one who knows about Valentine's Day. After waking up, An Ye looked at the calendar on his phone. Today is the first day of school, and Valentine's Day will be in three days.This festival has nothing to do with her, but she glanced back at Jiang Yanzhe's position, and she didn't know what gift Jiang Yanzhe, a fool with a worrying EQ, would give Zhou Yang.An Ye used the keen intuition of a girl to accurately capture the taste of gossip at the first time.She ran to harass Yu Bo, and together with Yu Bo dragged Jiang Yanzhe, who was reluctant, to torture Jiang Yanzhe to confess what gift Jiang Yanzhe was going to buy for Zhou Yang when Zhou Yang was away from the bathroom.Originally, An Ye and Yu Bo wanted to give Jiang Yanzhe some advice, but Jiang Yanzhe acted as if he didn't need their help to give advice at all, and Jiang Yanzhe expressed his confidence in the Valentine's Day gift, "Don't worry, I can't say anything about what Zhou Yang likes." You know? I've already thought about it."
An Ye and Yu Bo expressed doubts, and said that when Jiang Yanzhe gave a gift, he must witness with his own eyes what kind of treasure it is.
Jiang Yanzhe readily agreed, "The gift I gave will definitely brighten your titanium alloy dog eyes!"
Yu Bo and An Ye's curiosity has been preserved until Valentine's Day, and Jiang Yanzhe's surprise is finally about to reveal the mystery!Yu Bo and An Ye had been watching Jiang Yanzhe's movements since early in the morning, but Jiang Yanzhe didn't move at all.The two hinted at Jiang Yanzhe many times, but Jiang Yanzhe pretended not to see them and avoided them as if nothing had happened.After being ignored by Jiang Yanzhe many times, Yu Bo and An Ye finally discussed a countermeasure. An Ye held Zhou Yang back and forced an awkward chat, and asked Yu Bo alone to ask Jiang Yanzhe when he was going to open their eyes.
Before Yu Bo started to ask Jiang Yanzhe, Jiang Yanzhe explained honestly first, "I know what you want to say, it's not that I don't want to give it away, it's just that I'm a little nervous." Jiang Yanzhe was afraid that his verbal explanation would not be convincing enough, and He purposely spread his palms so that Yu Bo could see the cold sweat constantly breaking out from his palms.
Fuck!What's that on Boss Jiang's hand, cold sweat?That Jiang Yanzhe who was pulled like [-]-eight would still be nervous, and that Jiang Yanzhe who was so fierce to others with a stinky face is now showing such a weak expression to himself?Why does Boss Jiang look so pitiful like Erha now? Why do I have the urge to touch his head?Yu Bo's heart was churning, but he felt that if he really laughed at Jiang Yanzhe, he might be beaten to death. In order to ensure his own safety, he put on an empathetic look, "Ah, nervous, it's normal, we understand." Yu Bo still patted Jiang Yanzhe's shoulder in a serious manner, "Then you should prepare well."
After he finished speaking, he quickly turned around and ran into the classroom, pulling An Ye who was facing Zhou Yang incomprehensibly out of the classroom, and the two ran to the corner of the stairs that Jiang Yanzhe couldn't see, Yu Bo laughed as soon as he stopped.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Yu Bo laughed and spoke intermittently.
An Ye was anxious, stomping his feet and asked Yu Bo: "What are you laughing at, what did Jiang Yanzhe say, you should make it clear!"
Yu Bo was still laughing, "Hahahahahahaha, do you know what the boss said, he said, he, he was nervous!"
Hahahahahaha!After a long time, the students coming and going could still hear the mixed laughter of men and women coming from the corner of the stairs.
Jiang Yanzhe dawdled until the evening self-study, the four of them walked on the road together, and when they reached a place where almost no one passed by the side of the road, Jiang Yanzhe suddenly stepped in front of Zhou Yang, facing him, Yu Bo and An Ye one left one The right stands behind Jiang Yanzhe like the left and right protectors to give him strength.
Zhou Yang felt that these three people were very strange all day long. The first was Jiang Yanzhe, who hesitated several times today and stuffed his hands into his schoolbag to try to take out something, but finally clenched his hands empty-handed; Come to tell me some nonsense here and there, he couldn't hear it; lastly, Yu Bo, he laughed whenever he saw Jiang Yanzhe today, never seen him laughing at Jiang Yanzhe so blatantly before, he couldn't get it at all Yu Bo's point of laughing.
Zhou Yang looked suspiciously at the few people in front of him, "What are you doing?"
Yu Bo and An Ye in the back beat Jiang Yanzhe several times, Jiang Yanzhe finally took out his carefully selected Valentine's Day gift from his schoolbag, Yu Bo and An Ye stretched their necks to look at it, but they couldn't see it at night, the thing was black It's almost unreal, but it's quite big.
Jiang Yanzhe handed the present to Zhou Yang, and said affectionately, "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Zhou Yang figured it out, it turned out to be a Valentine's Day gift for himself.In fact, Zhou Yang has never had this kind of festive complex. He didn't even think that today is Valentine's Day, but it still feels very good to receive a gift from his boyfriend.
Zhou Yang used the light of the street lamp to tear off the outer layer of plastic paper. Now An Ye could see a little more clearly. Didn't Jiang Yanzhe say that he could prepare it? Why didn't he even have a gift box? He didn't know how to replace the original cheap plastic paper. ?An Ye looked at Zhou Yang's slightly upturned mouth, thankfully Zhou Yang didn't care about these things.
After Zhou Yang tore off the plastic paper, the whole gift was presented in front of everyone. The corners of Zhou Yang's mouth froze at a strange angle. Yu Bo and An Ye behind him were no longer standing behind Jiang Yanzhe, and they all moved closer to Zhou Yang, waiting for Jiang Yanzhe's surprise. Their titanium dog eyes.
Zhou Yang half-opened his mouth to express his surprise, "Hey, what did you get as a gift?"
The three of them witnessed this surprise together, and the expressions of the three of them were also surprisingly consistent, they were all dumbfounded.