you are within five miles of me

Chapter 17 Why is My Boyfriend So Handsome?

Ignoring Zhou Yang's bad temper, Jiang Yanzhe approached him and asked, "What were you thinking with your chin resting just now?"

Zhou Yang raised his smiling face, picked up a pen and turned his attention to the topic in front of him, and without looking at Jiang Yanzhe, he pretended that he started to study seriously.

Jiang Yanzhe couldn't stand Zhou Yang's words without a word, and blushed anxiously scratching his ears and cheeks. Zhou Yang had enough of Jiang Yanzhe's appetite before slowly opening his mouth and said: "Actually, when I saw the note you passed up from the bottom, I thought of you from the bottom. Since my first day in elementary school, you've been helping me like this."

Jiang Yanzhe suddenly realized, and rushed to say: "I know, I know, you were only five years old at that time, and you were really young when you were in the first grade, but the policy was not tight at that time, so you could go if you wanted to."

"Yeah, so I cried for a long time on the first day of elementary school. Without the love of my grandparents and your company, I didn't want to go to school at all. I was dragged by my mother to the gate of the first grade class, and my eyes were red and swollen. I bite the bullet and sat down on the seat in the first row, not wanting to look up at all." Zhou Yang tapped the pen in his hand and chuckled.

Jiang Yanzhe also laughed, "When I knew I was studying in the same elementary school as you, I pestered my parents to transfer to your class. After I transferred to the class, I was too excited and forgot to tell you. Next to me I have always reserved the small bench for you, and I scared away several classmates who wanted to sit there with a dark face. When you came in, I waved to you excitedly. Who knew that you didn't see me at all, and sat down. In other positions, I was suddenly dumbfounded!"

"I didn't see you at all. I was only five years old and I didn't know what the first grade was. Then the old lady came in and introduced herself as a math teacher and asked the students to take out the math books. I didn't know this name at all. What does it mean to change from "children" to "classmates", and I don't know which fucking math book is in my schoolbag. I secretly glanced at the book of the little girl next to me, only to see a doll in a skirt on it, So I found a book that looked similar, and there was also a doll in a skirt on it, but the little girl next to me looked over, then raised her hand and said, 'Report to the teacher, she is holding a Chinese book.'" Zhou Yang laughed almost to tears, and continued to recall: "The teacher came over and gave me a look, 'Leave him alone, he can't read.'

Zhou Yang and Jiang Yanzhe laughed while recalling.Zhou Yang's cheeks were flushed at the time, because he was really illiterate, even Jiang Yanzhe taught him how to write his own name.The teacher's words have already reached this point, he finally found the right book, but what's the use of getting the right book?He couldn't understand a word of what the teacher was talking about.After finally waiting for get out of class to end, Zhou Yang began to cry. He cried so violently that no one dared to comfort him until he heard, "Yangyang, stop crying." Zhou Yang finally raised his head, and Jiang Yanzhe's familiar face was close in front of him.He saw people he knew were crying even harder, and finally a classmate called the class teacher over. The class teacher looked at Zhou Yang who was crying hoarsely and felt a headache. At this time, Jiang Yanzhe walked over and said, "Teacher, can I sit with him? You can coax him well." The class teacher nodded repeatedly, Jiang Yanzhe went to pack up his things and came to Zhou Yang's side, after searching for a long time without a tissue, he took his sleeve to help him wipe his nose and tears, and said with disgust: "Yang Yang Can you have less snot when you cry next time?" Seeing that Jiang Yanzhe disliked him, the corners of Zhou Yang's mouth twitched, and his eyes filled with tears, so frightened that Jiang Yanzhe didn't dare to say anything more.Finally Zhou Yang adjusted his mood, and said in a low voice, "Brother Jiang, you didn't save Yangyang just now."

Jiang Yanzhe touched Zhou Yang's face, "Yangyang, good boy, I will teach you anything that you don't know in the future."

"Okay." Zhou Yang finally became happy, "Brother Jiang is so kind, Yang Yang likes being with Brother Jiang the most."

Only after Zhou Yang recalled it did he seriously suppress his smile, and called out to Jiang Yanzhe. Jiang Yanzhe saw Zhou Yang's expression became serious again, subconsciously swallowed his saliva again, and became nervous, "Why, what's wrong?"

"Hahahahaha, I was so fucking stupid at that time!" Zhou Yang finally teased Jiang Yanzhe enough and laughed out loud.

Damn, this little devil has changed so much!

In fact, what Zhou Yang wanted to say just now was, Jiang Yanzhe, maybe I fell in love with you first.

The senior dog’s winter vacation finally arrived half a month later than other people’s winter vacation. When Li’s father walked into the classroom, there were about a hundred people in the class with faces that had survived the final exam. Fortunately.

Li's father stood on the podium with a mouthful of white teeth and began to read out the safety precautions for the holiday. Zhou Yang summed it up secretly and shared it with Jiang Yanzhe quietly, "I made a summary. The content that Li's father read is mainly divided into three points."

Jiang Yanzhe expressed doubts, "Are you serious enough to summarize such boring content now?"

Zhou Yang is particularly prone to swell when facing Jiang Yanzhe, he said in a smug voice: "Of course, let me tell you, the so-called holiday safety precautions mainly include: [-]. Try not to go out to play, and study hard at home; If you study, there will be no safety accidents; [-]. If you want to ensure your personal safety, you have to study hard at home..."

Jiang Yanzhe looked at the kid shaking his legs, his legs were too swollen, he curled his fingers and flicked Zhou Yang's forehead, "Since you have such a high level of ideological consciousness to study hard, don't ask me to borrow it when the school is about to start." Operation."

Zhou Yang put away his trembling legs, deliberately turned his head away from looking at Jiang Yanzhe, the arrogant expression on his face did not diminish at all, "Cut, who cares, don't beg and force it to me then!"

Jiang Yanzhe was defeated, and coaxed in a low voice: "Then I must beg and force it to you, otherwise the homework I wrote will lose its value."

Zhou Yang kicked him, and said proudly: "My boyfriend's ideological consciousness is not low!"

Zhou Yang and Jiang Yanzhe were flirting, when Yu Bo in front of them suddenly sent a list, on which there were several names that Zhou Yang and Jiang Yanzhe were familiar with, and they were classmates in the new class.

Jiang Yanzhe grabbed Yu Bo who was about to turn around, "What is this?"

With a bitter face, Yu Bo said sadly: "This is a radiant list, all of which are outstanding graduates who just graduated last year and were admitted to key universities. Just now, Li's father said that they would come to give us lectures to motivate us. , let everyone take a look at the list and get a feel for it.”

"Fuck!", Jiang Yanzhe slammed the table, "What kind of incentive, to put it bluntly, is it just to show off? We did this when we were in our third year of high school last year, it's so fucking annoying!"

Yu Bo's previous freshman class was in another school, so he didn't know much about such preaching activities. He asked in a low voice, wanting to learn from it, "What do those outstanding graduates talk about?"

Zhou Yang smiled nonchalantly, "Just tell me how hard you worked before the college entrance examination, how excellent your study method is, and how awesome your college entrance examination scores are!"

Yu Bo snorted, "It sounds like a more practical learning method."

Zhou Yang patted Yu Bo on the shoulder, and exchanged experience with Yu Bo earnestly, "Student Yu Bo, I was baptized by outstanding graduates when I was young last year. I still haven't passed the exam."

Jiang Yanzhe was not happy when he heard this, "Does the cordial and friendly communication refer to those female college students who pester you for contact information?"

Zhou Yang turned back: "There are fewer girls pestering you?"

Yu Bo stopped them angrily, "Can you not show your affection in the name of showing your charm?"

Zhou Yang smiled "hehe" and comforted Yu Bo: "This kind of preaching is a waste of time for ordinary people like us, so we might as well run away and go to an Internet cafe."

Yu Bo felt itchy, ready to move, "Why don't we go?"

Zhou Yang and Jiang Yanzhe looked at each other and nodded at the same time.It's a pity that just as the three of them were about to act, five people walked in who were "hula-la" outside the door. They were outstanding graduates, and they were all in the same class as Zhou Yang.There was no chance to leave now, the three of them sat silently, and the germ of wanting to escape was instantly snuffed out.

Zhou Yang raised his head and glanced at the podium. Fortunately, there were no classmates from the previous class, otherwise it would be embarrassing to be seen.He had just breathed a sigh of relief when he suddenly realized that he hadn't seen clearly just now. When he took a closer look at the podium, there was indeed a person who looked familiar. Although he was not in the same class, he had also met before, and it was still a kind of unpleasant intersection.

Zhou Yang felt disgusted when he saw that face, "Fuck! This idiot is here too."

Jiang Yanzhe followed Zhou Yang's gaze, "Do you know this person?"

Zhou Yang smiled contemptuously, "I don't know this kind of idiot, he looks like a beating."

Jiang Yanzhe instantly understood, "Have you ever beaten him?"

Zhou Yang said "hum", "He looked at a girl at the time, who knew the girl said he liked me, the old hooligan rushed to touch the face, and was hit by me. Kicking his feet is also a thank you to that girl for liking me."

Jiang Yanzhe's face turned dark immediately, "How proud is it that a girl likes you?"

Zhou Yang began to swell again, "Otherwise, do I have to have a man like me to be proud?"

Jiang Yanzhe patted Zhou Yang's head, "Could you stop messing with me! How come I don't know about this?"

"Uh, at that time, I was rarely with you, I played with Li Xiang more." Zhou Yang knew that he and Jiang Yanzhe were very alienated for a while, and the reason was very much because of himself, so he mentioned this matter When he was a child, he knew he was wrong and didn't dare to say anything.

Jiang Yanzhe didn't want to bring it up to avoid embarrassment, so he changed the subject: "You are such a bloody hero to save the beauty."

Zhou Yang stuck out his tongue, not daring to make any more noise.

After these outstanding graduates finished their lectures on the podium, it was time for them to communicate freely with their classmates. The bad boy who had been beaten by Zhou Yang had obviously discovered Zhou Yang long ago. here.Zhou Yang doesn't want to cause trouble, but that doesn't mean others can let him go.

Shannan pretended to be surprised and said: "Hey, isn't this Zhou Yang's classmate? Why haven't you graduated yet? If I remember correctly, we are in the same year."

Zhou Yang looked down on him, and directly said to him, "Who are you?"

Seeing that Zhou Yang pretended not to know him, the bad man immediately became furious, and said rudely: "You don't know who the hell I am? Why, wasn't it crazy when you beat someone back then? It's better now, a high school student who has been in high school for three years , you have been studying for four years, it is really amazing!"

Zhou Yang pretended to be deaf and dumb and endured the man's malicious words.But Jiang Yanzhe couldn't bear it anymore, he kicked the table leg and knocked a corner of the table on the poor man's stomach, he didn't give a heavy blow, but his tone was chilling: "Why, if someone hits you, you have to ask your name first. What can we fight in the future? Zhou Yang is right, you really deserve a beating."

Who knew that bad man covered his stomach with his hands and began to act rascally, flamboyantly, pointing at Jiang Yanzhe and complaining: "Someone hit someone! Someone hit an outstanding graduate!" His voice was so loud that as he wished, everyone's eyes were on the spot. Attracted, the noisy classroom instantly quieted down.

The class monitor came over to help the "injured" outstanding graduate kindly, and asked, "Student Jiang Yanzhe, what's wrong?"

Yu Bo could tell at a glance that this man with a splayed gait was deliberately finding fault. This man's acting skills are so clumsy that he's going to suffer from embarrassment watching this. Please classmates, the movie king is here, what are you pretending to do!

Yu Bo covered his mouth and nose, held back the sour water in his stomach, and poked the shoulder of the man in front of him with his fingertips, "Hey, brother, can we stop acting? Do you think you are A plastic bag, so it can hold it!"

Then Yu Bo looked at the class monitor seriously, and explained earnestly: "Squad monitor, this 'excellent' graduate came here to verbally attack classmate Zhou Yang. As a result, he suddenly had a stomachache while talking, and now he still wants to frame classmate Jiang Yanzhe!" Yu Bo said on his face. His expression was extremely sincere, and his tone was mixed with a hint of grievance. No one doubted his words, and besides the chaos in the classroom just now, no one noticed what happened.

The squad leader understood it and said: "Oh, so it is like this. It's all a misunderstanding, everyone just..."

When the bad boy heard Yu Bo blatantly lie, he became extremely angry. He interrupted the squad leader and pushed the squad leader who was kindly supporting him away. Call it a verbal attack, what I'm saying is the truth, Zhou Yang is already mentally retarded, even if he becomes a repeat student, so what, he will still fail in the next year!"

Shan Nan obviously didn't realize that he had offended the entire group of repeat students by saying what he said, and the more than 100 people in the class suddenly put down what they were doing and gathered around here.The other four outstanding graduates saw that the situation was not right and wanted to come over to persuade them to fight, but they were squeezed into the crowd by more than 100 people and could only stare anxiously at the end.

The bad man didn't know what to do, and continued to provoke Jiang Yanzhe, "Besides, who are you when I'm talking to Zhou Yang, it's your turn to intervene?" After finishing speaking, he ignored Jiang Yanzhe and continued to harass Zhou Yang, "Zhou Yang, you are fucking dumb. It’s okay, don’t you say anything now?”

Zhou Yang kicked over the stool that was blocking his movement, "You fucking..." Before Zhou Yang could take the next move, he was caught by Jiang Yanzhe, who whispered to him, "I'll do it."

Jiang Yanzhe stood up and protected Zhou Yang behind him, raised one corner of his mouth, showed some white teeth, and raised his eyebrows. At the same time, he grabbed the poor man's collar with both hands, and said lightly, "I'll let you know who I am, fucking." Jiang Yanzhe shot quickly, and by the time everyone recovered, Shan Nan was already lying on the ground.The weirdest thing was that there were so many people around him, but no one helped him. Everyone tacitly hid a space for him that was enough for him to lie on the ground.

"I, it's your father!" Jiang Yanzhe looked down at the poor creature curled up on the ground.

Shan Nan felt that he was too weak, so he was aroused to fight, and rushed towards Jiang Yanzhe as soon as he jumped up, but Zhou Yang, who was behind Jiang Yanzhe, kicked Shan Nan's shoulder again and kicked him to the ground.

Zhou Yang let out a "bah", "You are worthy of looking down on others?"

The squad leader was standing on the side in a dilemma. He wanted to help the graduate who seemed to have been beaten badly. He thought that they were all from the same class, so he should help out.As soon as the squad leader put his hand on the man's arm, the man started looking for death again: "You group of mentally retarded, brain-dead! You still dare to beat people? Do you know how many points I got in the college entrance examination, and how dare a repeat student be so rampant? Blame others If you look down on you, you deserve to be looked down upon!"

An Ye endured this bad guy for a long time, and finally he couldn't listen any more. He walked over and squatted in front of the bad guy and pinched his chin. The bad guy didn't know how to resist when he saw such a beautiful girl posting it.An Ye first smiled softly, "You are really amazing, really amazing!".After the bad boy completely relaxed, An Ye's style of painting changed, and the smile on his face gradually became sharper, bringing out the temperament of the little girl who was a gangster in the past to the extreme, ignoring the squad leader who was still on the sidelines, "Damn! I really have a lot of experience , there are still such cheap people in the world, don't think you can make a fuss everywhere with a dog's mouth!" After An Ye finished speaking, he slapped him neatly, An Ye seemed to want to make up for it a few times, but Zhou Yang slapped him Just pull it over and let it go.

There was a loud and clear "pa", which seemed to startle the squad leader at the side, he stood up suddenly, and let the bad boy fall heavily to the ground again.The class monitor cast a cold look at him, "Then may I ask, how much did you score in the college entrance examination?"

The bad guy didn't know what he meant, he couldn't recover from being slapped on the ground.The class monitor pointed to the English class representatives around, "She was ranked at the top of the whole grade in the college entrance examination", then pointed to himself, "I happened to be one rank behind her", and finally pointed to Jiang Yanzhe, "And he, Just now you talked about him in a nonsensical manner. Although the college entrance examination scores were not as high as the two of us, his college entrance examination scores at that time were more than enough to test the university you are going to now. Just like this, we are still in the situation where the college entrance examination performance is not normal. Still There is another liberal arts repeat class and four science repeat classes, and there are plenty of people who are better than the three of us and you."

The monitor looked at this man a little ridiculously, "What qualifications do you have to show off in our class, I would like to ask, what happened to our repeat students?"

The other four outstanding graduates were also a little uneasy, and hurriedly passed through the human wall that blocked them just now, and while pulling up the people lying on the ground, they smiled and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my brothers and sisters. , He said something wrong just now, let's talk about it."

Zhou Yang sneered, "I don't think there's anything to communicate with. We repeat students are all older, not the group of freshmen. We will believe what you say. We can't bear the phrase 'students'." rise."

Jiang Yanzhe raised his chin and said coldly, "Let him go!"

"What are you doing!" Li's father's male duck voice was heard outside the door.

The bad man became active again, and the villain first complained: "Teacher, teacher, come here quickly, they beat people, and the school must deal with it seriously!"

Li's father took two steps with his long legs and stepped in front of them. He first looked at the bad man's wound, then turned to look at the people in the middle of the crowd, "Who did it?"

Jiang Yanzhe reacted the fastest, "It's me, it has nothing to do with others."

Jiang Yanzhe pressed Zhou Yang desperately, not allowing Zhou Yang to move, Zhou Yang refused to admit defeat, failed to stand up but uttered, "I made up for it."

Jiang Yanzhe glared at Zhou Yang bitterly.

Zhou Yang pressed An Ye desperately, not letting An Ye move, An Ye refused to admit defeat, failed to stand up but uttered a voice, "I slapped you."

Zhou Yang glared at An Ye bitterly.

Then the three of them stared at Yu Bo at the same time, with expressions of "you will die if you dare to talk nonsense", Yu Bo shrugged fearlessly, "I am also an accomplice."

The last four people glared at the squad leader at the same time, with expressions of "don't make trouble", the squad leader pretended not to see the threat, "and me."

Li's father took a deep breath, "Very well, you guys come with me."

Just as Li's father was about to go out, the English class representative blocked the way, "Teacher, this is not the fault of our classmate. I hope you will be fair and just."

The female classmate who borrowed Zhou Yang's rubber once said, "Teacher, we can all testify that he started the incident first."

The whole class defends those people with everything you say and me. Li's father nodded and said, "I know that the students are united, but after all, it was the students in our class who beat someone. I will try my best to help them mitigate the punishment." .”

After speaking, several people followed Li's father out, the bad man seemed to want to smile proudly, but in the end he grinned with pain from his wound, which was very funny.

When Jiang Yanzhe went out, he deliberately bumped into him, lowered his head and said contemptuously: "I beat you, but I still don't know who you are."

Zhou Yang continued to gloat at the side, and said to the bad boy, "Heh, who are you?"

Jiang Yanzhe raised his eyebrows, and turned his face to the side to reveal the clear edges and corners of his mandible. He glanced at Zhou Yang from the corner of his eye, and walked slowly in front of him, waiting for Zhou Yang to catch up.Zhou Yang seldom saw such a naughty Jiang Yanzhe. Jiang Yanzhe's school uniform was half opened, with his hands in his pockets and a frivolous expression on his face. His long legs were walking steadily step by step in front of his eyes. Jiang Yan's philosophy tyrant rarely allowed him to fight, but Zhou Yang Knowing that Jiang Yanzhe really moved his hands without hesitation, he is really handsome!

Li's father had already stepped out the door, Zhou Yang deliberately grabbed Jiang Yanzhe's cuff, and fell at the end of the line of several people, grabbed his shoulders and pulled his head off, and said softly in front of the whole class watching them: "Why is my boyfriend so handsome!"

Jiang Yanzhe slipped and almost fell.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is my favorite, because it is very cool to write, hahahahaha!