You are really an upright and good Taoist priest

Chapter 1

"You Are Really an Upright and Good Taoist Priest" Author: Baqian Chuqiao

[Cultivators are always pure-hearted and ascetic, although some of them will keep little monsters, but I don't bother to do such things. 】

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Chapter 1

1,

Since the Yokai Peace and Friendship Agreement, there has not been such a rampant monster for a long time.

For unknown reasons, this demon has occupied the sea of ​​sunflowers in the local rich family's family, and forced them to stand in a row and sing.

Poor Fu Jia's family, young and old, supported each other and stood neatly to sing "Babbage Dilihuang" to the monster.

Fu Jia was so humiliated that he took advantage of the monster's surprise and sneaked to the local Taoist temple to find Taoist priests to catch the monster.

2,

The old Taoist sent out the Taoist priest with the coldest face and the most difficult to get along with.

The Taoist was ordered to come to catch the demon.When they arrived, the little demon was lying on the branch, frantically announcing that the sea of ​​flowers was his own, and even disliked the song they sang.

The Taoist stood with his hands behind his back, with a cold face: "Where is the little demon doing this?"

The little monster raised his eyelids, saw someone pretending to be aggressive against the wind, and beckoned: "Come here, beat my leg."

The Taoist frowned: "Bold—"

The little monster swished down from the tree, walked over unsteadily, knocked on the Taoist's head, opened his mouth wide, and threatened, "Hurry up, you will be eaten if you don't behave well."

... The Taoist smelled the strong smell of wine, moved his fingertips slightly, and the outline of the talisman appeared in the air.

The little monster hiccupped, and fell onto him, revealing the round tail behind him, shaking it.

The Taoist priest closed his eyes and focused on drawing the talisman.

"Hurry up," the little monster supported him to stand still, and pinched his cheek, surprised at how good it felt, and tugged again, "Do you want to be eaten!"

The Taoist priest had a sullen face, stroking his fluffy tail with one hand.

The little monster immediately felt very comfortable, and moaned softly twice: "So cute~"

The little monster lazily closed his eyes halfway, and said: "Don't stop, if you stop, I want you to look good."

Daoist looked down at him, suddenly teased his heart, and put away the half-drawn talisman, really wanting to see the monster's reaction tomorrow.

3,

This is a little rabbit demon with a lot of aura, and his appearance is extremely delicate.It may be drunk, even in human form, it still has a small round tail behind it.

The Taoist rubbed the tail of this pampered little rabbit all night, because if he was lazy, he would be kicked.

The little rabbit woke up with a hangover, and immediately saw the Taoist priest who had rubbed his tail all night.

The little rabbit said in a dizzy voice, and asked, "Are you—"

The Taoist said succinctly: "A monster catcher."

The little rabbit demon woke up all of a sudden, and quickly got up from the bed: "I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Say jump up and run.

He was pulled back without taking two steps.

The little rabbit demon burst into tears, saying one word at a time.

His brother said: "Is it comfortable to serve you last night?"

The little rabbit shivered.

Taoist: "Do you still need me to rub your tail for you?"

The little rabbit wanted to cry instantly: "No, it's impossible! How dare you bother me? No, no, I'm not a monster. How can I have a tail? This is really a beautiful misunderstanding."

4,

The little rabbit never thought that he would offend a Taoist priest.

A few days ago, I heard that the rich man was bullying men and women. I couldn't stand it, and wanted to teach him a lesson to eliminate harm for the people. Who would have thought that such a bad luck would run into a Taoist priest?

The little rabbit trembled: "I believe you are upright and kind, and you won't be as knowledgeable as little monsters like us."

The Taoist was silent.

The little rabbit pursed his lips: "Then I'll stroke your hair too, okay?" Then he raised his hand to rub his hair.

The Taoist turned sideways, avoiding him.

Only then did the little rabbit see the footprints on the Taoist robe, and said righteously and angrily, "Who did it!"

The priest looked at him.

Little Rabbit: "...no matter who did it, I'll wash it for you." It's really helpful and kind.

The little rabbit flattered: "Did you really not rest all night? I really can't tell, you are still as handsome as ever!"

Taoist priest:"……"

Little Rabbit: "I'm withdrawing!" Halfway through the withdrawal, he was pulled back.

The Taoist said: "I can't leave for the time being, until I'm sure you're a good monster."

Little Rabbit: "How are you sure?"

The Taoist said: "The fellow guards of the Demon Locking Tower will check the file records to make sure that you have not done anything bad.

Little Rabbit: "Why do you think you're blackmailing me?"

Taoist: "No."

The little rabbit narrowed his eyes: "Think I can't beat you?"

Taoist priest:"……"

After a while, the little rabbit was tightly bound by the demon rope, with a smile on his face: "Test it, it's okay, as long as it takes. Do you need to provide fur, how many?"

Oh shit.

5,

There was a large table of dishes in front of the little rabbit, and several plates of snacks that looked delicious.

The Taoist set the chopsticks for him.

In order to maintain the purity of spiritual power, the rabbit who had been gnawing on carrots had never eaten such a delicious thing. He gobbled it up for a while, and leaned back comfortably on the back of the chair after eating.

The Taoist priest's calm voice sounded at the right time: "Have you eaten?"

"Yeah!" The little rabbit touched his belly contentedly.

The Taoist priest leaned closer: "That's good."

Only then did the little rabbit realize that he hadn't eaten much, so he asked, "Why don't you eat?"

The Taoist smiled: "I'm preparing to eat."

The little rabbit's hand trembled, and it swished back to its original shape. At the speed of light, it ran under the table to hide.

No matter how much Taoist Ren lured him, he couldn't come out.

6,

The little rabbit turned into a human and said vigilantly, "You really don't eat monsters?"

Taoist: "Naturally."

Little Rabbit: "Then where are the hundred and eighty monsters that go missing every year?"

"Some took the initiative to unload the bones and married mortals, and some were imprisoned in the demon lock tower." The Taoist paused for a moment, then looked at him nonchalantly, and said lightly, "There are still a few who are in love with the Taoist, the Taoist Use the convenience of your position to secretly help them change their registration."

... shamelessly implying something.

"Oh," the little rabbit was very nervous, recalling the Taoist priest scaring him just now, and accused him, "Why are you still lying? Where have you been practicing Taoism?"

Taoist: "You shouldn't reflect on why you are so easily deceived? What about your brain?"

Little Rabbit: "..." Even if I get rid of the demon bone and lock it in the demon lock tower, I won't fall in love with a Taoist priest!

7,

Little Rabbit: "Good-looking Taoist priest, when will the appraisal result come out?

Taoist: "A few days."

Little Rabbit: "Two days is also a few days, half a year is also a few days, how many days are your few days?"

Taoist: "A few days."

Little Rabbit: "...can I take a walk in your Taoist temple?"

Taoist: "Please."

The little rabbit jumped up and rushed out.

The Taoist stopped him.

The little rabbit turned around: "What's wrong?"

The Taoist gave him a deep look: "It's okay, let's take a look at you for the last time."

Little Rabbit: "..."

Taoist: "The Taoist priests we patrol here will kill monsters when they see them. They are very fierce, and they don't see good-looking little monsters."

The little rabbit blushed, sat upright, and whispered: "Am I a pretty little monster?"

The Taoist slipped his tongue, and calmly changed the subject: "I like you the most, a little monster with a soft and tender flesh."

Little Rabbit: "Oh."

The little rabbit asked: "Does the Taoist priest on tour look good?"

Taoist: "It's pretty."

Little Rabbit: "Does it look good with you?"

The Taoist said indifferently: "That's not true."

The little rabbit leaned his face to look at him: "Is it more beautiful than me? Is it more beautiful than me?"

Taoist: "Eat first."

8,

The little rabbit asked every day: "Good-looking Taoist priest, when will the appraisal result come out?"

Taoist: "The man in the demon lock tower has procrastination, please help me to remind you."

Little Rabbit: "Okay."

"What are you looking at?" The little rabbit hopped over.

The Taoist covered it and said lightly: "It's not suitable for you, you will be frightened."

The little rabbit understood, looked at him with that [I understand] look, and blinked at him: "I really don't see it, it's quite boring."

The Taoist let go.

The little rabbit leaned over to take a look, his expression changed, and he shrank under the bed.

——"How to Cook Monster Soup"

The Taoist said indifferently: "I can see that she is quite timid."

The little rabbit was so angry that he grinded his teeth under the bed.

9,

Little Rabbit: "Taoist Taoist, how are you doing?"

Taoist: "The man in the demon lock tower has lost his love, so he has no intention of appraising it."

Little Rabbit: "..."

Taoist: "Go to the street."

The little rabbit sat upright: "Okay, go and come back quickly, I won't run around."

The Taoist quickly carried him to the street.

The two walked side by side, and the Taoist wanted to take his hand, but he was too daring. His fingers were about to touch and then retracted, going back and forth several times.

The little rabbit noticed this clue, frowned and said, "What's wrong with your hand?"

Taoist: "...I'm practicing fingering."

The little rabbit suddenly took his hand.

The whole Taoist is not well.

"That, eat that!" The little rabbit pulled him and ran away.

The little rabbit bought a lot of things and was in a good mood. He bent his eyes and said, "I think you are the prettiest person I have ever seen."

Taoist: "Why did you say that?"

Little Rabbit: "..." Do you want to be ashamed?Do you want me to say that the street turned around or you are the most pleasing to the eye?

Taoist: "Huh?"

Little Rabbit: "Although she looks pretty, but—"

Taoist: "Thank you."

Little Rabbit: "But——"

The Taoist put candied haws into his mouth and blocked his butt.

There is a welcoming team ahead, beating gongs and drums, festive and lively.The little rabbit demon tilted his head and asked the priest: "Are you marrying a wife?"

The Taoist coughed lightly.

The little rabbit took his hand and said maturely: "Don't be shy, talk to me heart to heart."

Taoist: "... I basically devote myself to