sinovels Chapter 72 The mirror is the blind spot
Chapter 72 The mirror is the blind spot
He handed something to my eyes.
After a closer look, it was the stolen carcass of Qinyu.
I wondered, "Why are you willing to return it to me?"
"Look more closely."
I leaned closer to examine it again, and sure enough, I found a pair of ear holes on both sides of the fish's head.
The fish seller at the temple fair said that the female lyre fish is congenitally deaf, and may have no auditory structure at all.
That is, it switched genders.
Qin Simu bowed his head and said: "I used to think that if my sisters turned back into men, they wouldn't have to go to the emperor's palace, and they wouldn't have to disappear. It would be great if there was a medicine that could subvert yin and yang."
I suddenly realized, "So you have been refining the elixir in Xigen Peak for so long, and you have already made this prescription?"
"No, I have experimented with fish many times, and found that the medicine I made can only make the person who takes the medicine emit a special illusion around the surroundings, just like you think you can see the characteristic ear holes of a male fish, but in fact it is still deaf female fish."
"That still failed..."
"Although it failed, it is more than enough for you to disguise yourself as a woman."
He carefully took out two porcelain bottles and poured out two pills, one white and one black respectively, the former was as soft as a flower bud, and the latter was as hard as a steel ball.
Losing the isolation of the bottle body, the two elixirs immediately cling together and rotate at high speed like opposite poles attract each other, like a miniature Tai Chi diagram. In a short period of time, they begin to blend, making the boundary between black and white blurred. Vague.
It seems that these two pills cannot be placed together.
Qin Simu, who mishandled it, hurriedly separated the two, handed the white pill to me, and poured the black pill back into the porcelain bottle.
"This medicine is most effective at the junction of yin and yang in the morning and evening, so you need to take Baidan when you are in the dark, and in the next six hours, you will be a woman in the eyes of others, but you must remember that when the morning comes, you must let it go." Another person swallows the black pill, and you can recover, otherwise you will explode and die. I really want to help you to the end, but sister Chuchu sent someone to watch me, so I can only ask Jing Nian to cooperate."
"You have arranged it very thoughtfully, I haven't even agreed yet." I gave him a blank look and didn't take the elixir. "I'm going to go back and think about it."
My setup is a male-shaped robot, and I don’t store any female-shaped data. I am ashamed to think that I turned into a dog last time. How dare I take this strange medicine again.
"Okay, while you're thinking about it, I'll make some preparations for you first."
Qin Simu dismissed the guards, took me back to his bedroom mysteriously, and opened the wardrobe.
Although he knew that he had a lot of clothes and loved to buy more, he was still shocked.
Among the dazzling array of brocade clothes, he picked out a few not-so-obtrusive ones, and then sat me down in front of the dressing table, took a rouge and powder that I couldn't name, and smeared it on my face.
The human face is only the size of a palm, yet he was busy working until evening. I tried to persuade him several times, but he refused to give up.
After finally seeing Qin Simu put down the tools, I said with a sigh of relief: "I've thought about it, sex change—even if it's just a short-term illusion, I can't accept it, so I'll go back—"
The white pill was thrown into my mouth, and I swallowed reflexively.
Then the pupils trembled, Qin Simu, that bastard, was playing dirty!
Before I had time to reason with him, my stomach was hot and swollen, and the seemingly soft medicine pill seemed to be ignited at this moment, and my whole body collapsed on the ground as if it was about to be melted, and the locked room smelled fragrant for no reason Fog surrounded me, and the bright yellow candlelight, which was clearly in front of me, also seemed to be pulled away, becoming dark and ambiguous, it seemed that the medicine had taken effect.
Qin Simu coughed and waved away the smoke. After seeing me clearly, he opened his eyes wide and froze in place.
I was angry, didn't think much, just greeted him with a fist.
He tried his best to dodge, narrowly escaped the 400-pound beating, became sober, and repeatedly begged for mercy. "I'm sorry, Senior Brother Qi, next time I find a chance to compensate you, just beat me up, I'm in terrible pain."
"I'm sorry, what's the use? The medicine has already been taken."
"It works well." He pulled out a flattering smile, his eyes still glued to me. "I was just thinking, senior brother practiced in the sect for a few years, but with little success, and was repeatedly teased by other disciples, maybe senior brother went the wrong way."
"What do you mean?"
"This...to put it bluntly may offend Senior Brother..."
"Go ahead."
"If senior brother really looks like a woman, I'm afraid the treatment in the sect will be completely different. They will definitely be scrambling to support you." Qin Simu's face flushed, "Of course, I didn't say that senior brother's original appearance is not good-looking, do you remember? Is it? When I first came to my pawn shop, I also said that your appearance is a seedling that can be used as a stove. But I didn’t expect that the clear water hibiscus can also be a rich flower after carving..."
"Ah, did I say something wrong, brother, don't be angry, I have no other intentions, I just praised your face, not the person who praised you."
"I knew I should have dressed my senior brother in a more ordinary way."
"Brother, are you listening?"
"Don't be noisy." I slapped Qin Simu who was chattering away with my palm, and patted my head thinking for a long time, but I still didn't believe it.As a non-companion/appreciation robot, it is the first time that it has received such a high evaluation for its appearance.
I looked at Qin Simu suspiciously, and reconfirmed: "You really didn't say that because you were afraid of being beaten?"
"It's absolutely true." He grabbed my arm subconsciously, and suddenly there was a thin meowing sound, and the next second, the mirror and the decorations on the table were all swept away indiscriminately, and a fur ball came out from nowhere , opened his mouth and bit the back of Qin Simu's hand.
I was surprised and delighted. I thought I was wrong, so I picked up the cat and checked it over and over again.
That's right, number 2.
Animals like cats are not very self-confident, and since I entered the ice lake, I seldom play with No. 2 again. I didn’t expect that it would never leave me, and I don’t know who came with it , I can recognize me as a woman.
It is no longer a kitten, and has much more energy. After playing with it for a long time, I still can't get enough of it, until Qin Simu reminded me, don't forget that there are important things tonight.
I had no choice but to put down No. 2. It reluctantly pawed at the hem of my skirt with its paws, and I nodded the cat's head. "You can't go, it's dangerous, you know?"
No. 2 let go of me, and yelled at me with two paws.
Qin Simu was speechless, "Brother, have you always talked to cats like this?"
"It understands."
No. 2 is a genius among cats, at least in terms of understanding my mind, he is much smarter than Jing Nian.
Speaking of Jing Nian, I was about to go find him.
Putting on the porcelain vase containing Heidan, I set off.
It has to be said that once you put on women's shoes, the difficulty factor of the sport of walking soars.
After spraining his feet more than a dozen times, he arrived at Jing Nian's door, and he didn't even bother to knock on the door, so he pushed the door open and entered.
What caught my eye was two cups of cold tea on the table.
Jing Nian's voice came to his ears through the screen in the inner room.
"Last time, I lost the pigeon's letter, so the palace lord personally came to ask me to talk for too long and missed the morning court."
I cough lightly in embarrassment, Jing Nian's frankness is of course to fulfill the promise of "believe me", and I also know that he actually understands that the letter was stolen by me.
Since there was no new task popping up on the game panel, I decided to put aside the matter of the Duye Palace first, so as not to cause too much trouble, so I didn't ask what Bai Shaohan said, but told Jing Nian about the elixir and my plan .
"That is to say, you are wearing the concubine's clothes now?"
"Ah."
Behind the screen, Jing Nian was silent for a while before saying, "Come here."
I thought he agreed, so I hurried in and dragged Jing Nian to give him the porcelain vase.
But he threw me away like an electric shock, distanced himself, his eyes fixed on me, his eyes were heavy and he couldn't see through.
If the gaze is a kind of high-frequency ray, I have probably been thoroughly scanned by him from the inside out.
It’s not an exaggeration to say that I feel like a thorn in my back. I couldn’t help but ask, “What are you looking at? Can you help me?”
"No help." Jing Nian finally looked away, "You are not allowed to go either."
"Why?!" I almost gritted my teeth.
In order to sneak in in disguise, I tossed all afternoon, and refused to go, wouldn't all previous efforts be wasted?
He also did not give in, and said coldly: "You look like this, dare to go out?"
What's wrong with this look?Qin Simu still praised me obviously, I shouldn't be ugly, how come Jing Nian said that I can't even get out?
It's too fickle. He obviously said that my appearance was according to his wishes.
I was slandering inside and out, thinking that it was full of smoke just now, and the mirror was overturned by No. 2, so I can only understand my appearance from Qin Simu's mouth, which is really unpleasant.
So I walked to the mirror, and there was still the face modeled according to the public's aesthetics, which was familiar and boring.I don't know much about makeup either, I can only see that Qin Simu has been wasted for several hours, leaving various patches of color on my face.
In short, this face is neither as stunning as Qin Simu said, nor as ugly as Jing Nian said.After all, the sex-changing hallucination of this drug does not work on me alone, so my evaluation has no reference.
Looking down, she was wearing the same flowing brocade palace dress as the other concubines, with a white epiphyllum and rain silk skirt lined with gold patterns inside, and a shark sand sweat towel tied to the wrist of the butterfly playing with the narcissus. The two silk flowers that were tired in the bun swayed gently.
I thought it was interesting, so I turned my toes slightly in a half circle, but I forgot that the proportion of a man's skeleton is different from that of a woman's. The light gauze skirt that was already shortened suddenly floated high, revealing the slender calves and ankles.
Maybe I knew that Jing Nian was there, so I felt so guilty for no reason, I hurriedly bent down, and pressed down the hem of my skirt with my hands to hide it.
In the mirror, I can see my bare chest again. Due to the lack of fat accumulation, it is pale and immature, like a large doll in ill-fitting delicate clothes, extremely clumsy.
I sighed, and had to straighten up again, but my back touched Jing Nian's chest. I don't know when he was standing quietly behind me, his breath sprayed on my neck, like a hot blunt knife, the breath from the words between his lips But it is the cool tea fragrance, tempered with tea, combining hardness and softness.
The fire in my belly burned even hotter.
He asked me: "So, senior brother doesn't want to go out anymore, does he?"