sinovels Chapter 55 Parrot
Chapter 55 Parrot
Before the monsters who passed the round of interviews could introduce themselves, Lu Xuanlin waved his hand and used one of his talents: illusion.There is a gap between the level of big monsters and ordinary monsters. The ability of each big monster is not comparable to that of ordinary monsters. Just like now, these monsters who apply for the job don't even realize that they are being pulled into the hallucination.
Qi Xiayang looked at these monsters from the perspective of a bystander, yelling, crying and laughing, if he didn't know that they were pulled into Lu Xuanlin's illusion, he would have thought that these animals were sick.
Lu Xuanlin's realistic hallucinations made them seem to have really gone through the process of applying for the job, and successfully got this long-term entrusted task during the selection process.In the illusion, they entered a human home to protect and take care of a newborn baby, and they could not be suspected by humans.Some monsters were wiped out because of their clumsy hands and bad brains. Lu Xuanlin also caught a few illiterate monsters who were trying to fish in troubled waters and kicked them out.The characters written by monsters are still very old. The monster Lu Xuanlin, who cannot keep pace with the times, looks down on him. How can he protect a baby with poor learning ability?
After the test was upgraded, they experienced unexpected events in the illusion. For example, when the evil spirits came to attack, some demons with the irresponsible thought of "the evil spirits' attacks have nothing to do with me, I can't blame me" were killed. removed.Afterwards, there was a scene of even greater temptation. Other monsters offered a large price to buy the protected baby. Many profit-oriented monsters couldn't help but agree to the deal and betrayed their employers.
After various tests, there are only six qualified monsters left after rigorous screening, three dogs, a cat, a starling and a parrot.
Starlings and parrots are birds that can learn to speak and are recognized as having high IQs. They are smart and aware of current affairs. They are not indifferent when faced with temptations, but they are more afraid of Lu Xuanlin. Compared with the benefits in front of them, fate is the most important.Dogs accounted for half of them, largely because of nature.
These six candidate monsters are not bad in terms of ability, but the appearance of the two earth dogs is relatively fierce, not too dominant.Parrots and starlings are flying species, and they are relatively small in size. They can go to the sky in camouflage, and they are more flexible in action.
Qi Xiayang's favorite candidates are the cat and the two birds. Dogs are also good, but Qi Yuan and Zhang Qiuyue are more cat-oriented and not very interested in dogs.In fact, the two of them are not very interested in keeping pets. Both of them are working people. Having a pet means getting up early every day to feed the pet, going out for a walk every day, and having endless sweeps and shovels every day. Shit, so it seems that two birds are more suitable.
Seeing Qi Xiayang's liking for him, the two birds were more excited. They glanced at each other, and they both saw the spark of competition in each other's eyes.
Starling first opened his mouth to introduce himself, his words were full of confidence in himself, even a little conceited, he proudly raised his chest to greet Lu Xuanlin, but he didn't turn his gaze to Qi Xiayang during the whole process.This starling is actually a bit racist. It is very proud of its identity as a monster. It respects force and discriminates against human beings. In its eyes, Qi Xiayang is a small pet raised by a big monster, like a reserve food. "Hello, boss! My race is robin (mynah). I was born in a family of demons. The main advantages of applying for this position are: x% &..."
Qi Xiayang heard him talk a lot, mainly boasting, probably meaning: he is the elite of the monster race, not afraid to lurk in the human world, human beings are a piece of cake in his eyes, he is sure to raise a human Cub.The monsters who can pass the Lu Xuanlin illusion test are very knowledgeable about current affairs, but their ability to do a good job does not mean that they are close to humans. Although the starling demon can do his job well, the discrimination against humans is deeply rooted in his bones , He also has no intention of concealing it.This attitude made Qi Xiayang very uncomfortable.
"Okay, that's enough." Lu Xuanlin raised his hand to interrupt the starling's smooth talk, then turned around and asked the parrot, "Do you have anything to say?"
The parrot stretched out its wings unhurriedly and greeted a gentleman, "Master, madam, good evening, I am Yinglu, a parrot. I am very happy to apply for this position. I used to be a lecturer at a human university. After ten years as an auditor, I got a little income. Later, I passed the college entrance examination and got a master's degree from Tanglin University, majoring in language." This parrot looks polite, and even its voice is as magnetic as a gentleman broadcasting.
Lu Xuanlin's eyes lit up, and he asked, "What languages do you know?"
"I majored in English and Japanese, and I also gained a little bit in French, German and Turkish." Yinglu replied unhurriedly.
"Show me the shape change."
"Okay master." Yinglu nodded, shaking the feathers on his body, and in the blink of an eye, he turned into a handsome young man in a blue Chinese tunic suit and a monocle.
"Boss! I can change shape too!" Not to be outdone, the starling shook his feathers and transformed into a human form.The parrot is very delicate, half a head shorter than Qi Xiayang, about 1.7 meters tall, and the starling is also a handsome guy after his transformation, very manly, with big muscles on his arms, and nearly two meters tall .
Qi Xiayang was a little surprised by his height, and his eyes widened slightly.Lu Xuanlin frowned after seeing it, and waved to the starling, "Okay, you can go."
"Why big brother! What am I not as good as him?" Mynah yelled unconvinced.
"Too noisy." Said Lu Xuanlin snapped his fingers and threw the starling downstairs.By the way, I sent the remaining cat and three dogs downstairs together.
Qi Xiayang is also quite satisfied with this result. Compared with other monsters who engage in species discrimination, this gentleman's parrot can win Qi Xiayang's favor more.Lu Xuanlin is also very satisfied with the last Yinglu left, mainly because Yinglu has a high EQ and is the one who is most knowledgeable about current affairs. His performance in the illusion is remarkable, and he even got a degree certificate from a human university. It is enough to prove that the learning ability is very strong.More importantly, this parrot can also see the relationship between him and Yang Yang at a glance. Such a demon will be a god assist instead of a light bulb, especially after he transforms into a shape like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy. Less than 1.7 meters belong to the slender beautiful boy.Lu Xuanlin tried it alone, but Qi Xiayang didn't like it. Tall and handsome men were more attractive to him.Qi Xiayang wouldn't like it if he kept the starling by his side, and Lu Xuanlin didn't want this kind of macho who often flatters on horses' legs, has no muscles, no EQ, no eyesight, and is only 1.9 meters tall.
"Congratulations, this task is yours." Qi Xiayang smiled and nodded at him, his attitude was a little warmer than before.
Yinglu was very sensitive to Lu Xuanlin's possessiveness towards Qi Xiayang, and the unhappiness in his eyes when he saw Qi Xiayang smiling at him at this moment.The parrot, which is very knowledgeable about current affairs, immediately changed back to the original parrot. Its prototype is the gray parrot, which is not as beautiful as the macaw, but it is recognized as smart and high in IQ, and it is more convenient to move around at home.
Lu Xuanlin was even more satisfied with him.After confirming the employment relationship, Lu Xuanlin will make another guarantee, which is his snake venom.This transaction contract seems very unfair, and you have to risk your life to do a job, but the world of monsters cannot be viewed with human values. It's also normal for the horse boy under his command to order killers to vent his anger.
Working under Da Yao has both risks and opportunities. There are more resources but more risks.The position next to Da Yao is very sought-after, especially for Da Yao who has no subordinates. If he does a good job, he will be the second in command in the future, and there are many benefits.
When Lu Xuanlin injected the venom into his body, no matter how painful Yinglu was, his body was only trembling, and he didn't howl shamefully like a three-flowered cat, which made the whole street think it was a troublesome cat.This made Lu Xuanlin's sense of Yinglu better.
Lu Xuanlin was satisfied in his heart, which was specifically manifested in the advance payment of Yinglu's salary for one month in advance.When Qi Xiayang explained the precautions for work, Lu Xuanlin's attitude was also gentle, and he was not full of jealousy.Qi Xiayang talked about the precautions, Lu Xuanlin added occasionally, and Yinglu nodded as he listened to indicate that he had written it down.
"Please give me more advice in the future. I'm Qi Xiayang, and I'll leave my younger brother to you." Qi Xiayang stretched out his right hand to shake the gray parrot's paw, and formally greeted it.
"I will try my best to take good care of the young master, Madam, please don't worry." The gray parrot raised its wings to salute Qi Xiayang and Lu Xuanlin, and before Qi Xiayang could correct his name, he said first: "Xiaosheng, don't you?" Excuse me, Master and Madam are resting, please contact me whenever you need me, I will be on standby until then."
After speaking, the gray parrot flapped its wings and flew away, leaving Qi Xiayang standing there blushing.
Lu Xuanlin thought in his heart and added five points to the newly appointed younger brother. He secretly laughed in his heart but did not show it on his face, and said to Qi Xiayang solemnly: "It's getting late, we should go back and rest."
"...Well, that's true!" Qi Xiayang nodded in a panic, Lu Xuanlin took advantage of him not paying attention, hugged him in his arms, and started teleporting.The next moment the two big men landed directly on the big bed in Qi Xiayang's room.
Because of the sound-proof magic circle and the magic circle, neither Zhang Qiuyue nor Qi Yuan noticed any clues. After they came back, Lu Xuanlin didn't remove the magic circle either. He kept Qi Xiayang in his original posture, as if pretending to be stupid. open.
Qi Xiayang, who was held in the arms of the man, struggled twice, but Lu Xuanlin's strength was much stronger than his, and he couldn't break free from the shackles of the snake demon at all.Just like his prototype, Lu Xuanlin wrapped his body tightly around Qi Xiayang.
After struggling twice to no avail, Qi Xiayang gave up resisting out of some unexplainable psychology. The feeling of being hugged by a man was surprisingly reassuring, and he did not reject the snake demon around him.Although it is a cold-blooded animal, its body is so hot, which makes Qi Xiayang, who is afraid of the cold, feel very warm.
Before he knew it, Qi Xiayang fell asleep in the arms of the snake demon, just like a real couple, with their limbs intertwined and hugging each other.In the darkness, Lu Xuanlin showed a satisfied smile.