Chapter 26 26
Chapter 26 26
Shangming Electric said sadly: "No wonder you haven't had a date since I met you. When we talk about beautiful young ladies, you also lack interest. Sure enough, you..."
He hesitated to speak, sighed while shaking his head while looking up and down Bakugo Katsuki.Shangming Electric is really not afraid of death, even if the frequency of the blue veins on the forehead of Katsuki Bakugo is beating faster than the frequency of shaking his head, he can still act like he was suddenly frightened: "No wonder you always Kick my ass, do you like my ass being round and upright, what do you think about it? I told you that my gender is male and I like female, you and I are brothers, I advise you not to think about it..."
Bakugo Katsuki was furious: "Who would think about your ass?!"
This time, it was Sero who grabbed Hua's point: "Then, could it be that Bakugo you are on my ass...?"
Kirishima clenched his hands into fists and covered his mouth. This is the classic action of the hero Pinky when he was filming a peach juice commercial. It seems that falling in love with a cute girl will indeed make people cute: "Could it be me... ?”
Before Bakugo Katsuki got furious and turned into Godzilla to blow up the heads of these three live treasures, Shangming was not happy: "Bakugo, you have bad taste. If you can't appreciate my high-end ass, it doesn't mean that others don't appreciate it. , Last time I went to a reception, there were a few men who said they wanted to develop an intimate relationship with me."
Bakugo: "..."
Kirishima: "..."
Sero: "..."
Shangming looked around and didn't get the applause he expected, so he shrugged: "Why? I'm a very straight handsome guy, but someone of the same sex expresses his love for me, which proves that both men and women recognize my charm. I'm still very happy Yes. Although I am straight, I am still very grateful for their liking."
Kami Ming pulled the stool away, no matter how advanced the ass was, he had to sit on the wooden stool of the izakaya, and now he couldn't see how round and upright it was.The few of them clamored for a treat for Bakugo Katsuki in the name of celebrating Bakugo Katsuki's departure from the singles. In fact, it was purely because they hadn't been together for a long time, and they were looking for an excuse to have a meal together.
Kami Naruto was blunt: "Besides, Kirishima Sero and the others are just surprised. What are you surprised by, Bakugou? You are an idol of millions of gays! Rainbow Flag is a veritable spokesperson! Hero live broadcast comes out of the closet No.1! How many people have come out of the closet because of your behavior and speech, boldly pursuing true love and expressing themselves!"
Shangming Electric became more and more excited as he talked. He patted Katsuki Bakugo on the shoulder with tears in his eyes, and he didn't know what he said to Katsuki Bakugo who accidentally caught the expression of his opponent: "I am proud of being your brother! If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have known you were a closet! No wonder you had such a bad attitude towards Green Valley when you first entered school. It turned out that you were talking to yourself about Green Valley. Gu's heartbeat..." Shangming Electric wiped his tears with a handkerchief that came out of nowhere: "Even after graduation, you can't restrain your miss for Green Valley, and finally couldn't help borrowing it from the live broadcast Kissed him in the name of truth or dare!"
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Kirishima and Sero laughed so hard on their chairs that their faces almost fell into the hot pot.The corners of Bakugo Katsuki's mouth twitched, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and it took him a long time to say: "This...what the hell is this? What coming out of the closet, what kind of rainbow flag spokesperson?"
Shangming Electric did not forget to add fuel and vinegar: "Ah, I forgot, you haven't come out yet, but seriously, when will you officially come out? Several LGBT groups have come to me, let me Find out when you will officially come out, they have already made a decision, once you come out publicly, they are going to parade in the streets."
Bakugo Katsuki scolded: "Let them wait until the next life! I'm a fart!"
Shangming Electric was shocked: "You don't come out and return your family to Lugu? Do you know how many people call him sister-in-law? You are simply..." He searched for a long time to find a word to express his anger, but in the end he just Two words can pop out: "...a scumbag!"
Sero picked up a thick egg yakiniku and said while chewing, "Then why did you say that at the press conference, Bakugo?"
Bakugo Katsuki tilted his neck and drank a glass of wine: "Because I think those guys are as annoying as flies, so press me to apologize, and no one can force me to do what I don't want to do."
Shangming Electric immediately found a chance to make a comeback: "Then why do you obediently listen to the program team and play Truth or Dare?"
Bakugo Katsuki's facial expression was distorted, his eyebrows were almost erected, and the veins on his forehead were twitching, but he couldn't say a word.
Kirishima poked Sero: "Come on, let's do a show."
Sero understood, he frowned, raised his chin, deliberately made a distorted expression, lowered his voice, and said word by word: "No one wants to force me to do what I don't want to do."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Kirishima and Kaminari pointed at Sero and laughed endlessly. Kirishima covered his stomach and burst into tears. Kamiminari slapped the table while laughing. Sero didn't think it was enough, so he kept repeating "what I don't want to do?" Don't even try to force me to do it."They laughed so hard that they almost rolled on the ground.
The whole room was filled with a happy atmosphere, but Bakugo Katsuki's face became darker and darker: "You don't want to fucking live anymore, do you?"
Kirishima and Sero saw that the form was not good, and hurriedly pushed Kami Ming out: "It's all done by him, he said it first, if you want to hit him, just hit him!"
Kaminame turned pale with fright, and quickly hugged Kirishima and Sero just as they were about to slip away. The three hugged each other tremblingly, and Kaminame couldn't stop begging for mercy: "Bakugo, brother, dad, grandpa, ancestor !You old man don’t count the faults of villains, please forgive me!”
After all the fuss, they sat down to eat again.Kirishima healed his scar and forgot about the pain, he had just pulled the grilled chicken off the skewer, before he finished eating a bunch, he suddenly raised his head and asked Katsuki Bakugo: "Bakugo, what does Midoriya's lips taste like? "
Bakugo Katsuki spit out all the wine, he raised his head in embarrassment: "You fucking..."
Shangming immediately proved his innocence: "Sero can testify, this time it's really not me!"
Kirishima waved his hands again and again: "I'm just curious."
Shangming saw that he was not the one who was the target and started to twitch again: "Let me tell you that this kind of curiosity is not good, and this question is also very gay. Let's not say that you have a girlfriend, and secondly, friends' wives are not allowed to play..."
Shang Ming stopped talking.
He saw Bakugo Katsuki's hand on the table clenched into a fist, and Bakugo Katsuki clenched it so tightly that he could even hear the sound of the joints.He is angry, different from the playful anger before, this time Bakugo Katsuki is really angry, Shangming Denki is at a loss, he thinks, what is wrong with the sentence, he joked too much ?Or is Kirishima's question too nonsensical?
Then, he heard Katsuki Bakugo say:
"Why are you curious about him?"
Kirishima didn't realize that something was wrong, he said: "Oh, it's just that Ashdo has befriended a radio hostess, and this hostess has a radio program planning, inventory of the new generation of heroes in the direction of female love, I was thinking of asking Well, I sacrificed myself."
Sero was curious: "Then how would you describe yourself?"
Kirishima's eyes sparkled: "Of course it's the taste of a man!"
"Wow! How rude!" Sero hissed, "You are so unromantic! I don't think you should ask yourself this question." He rolled his eyes and winked: "You should ask Ashido."
"Hey, hey..." Kirishima blushed, and he rubbed his head unconsciously: "She said it smells like daisies."
The straight man's love is too fatal, the sour smell of love forced Sero to the window to breathe fresh air. Normally, there should be a golden-haired streaked black lying by the window with him, but this time only Sero Lu alone.Sero felt a little strange, he turned his head to look at Kaminaru, but saw that Kaminaru looked a little nervous, secretly looking in Bakugo's direction.
Kaminame watched helplessly as Bakugo slowly let go of his clenched fist after Kirishima answered the reason.Bakugo Katsuki even breathed a sigh of relief. If it wasn't for Shangming Electric who had been observing him, everyone present might not have noticed this. Shangming Electric even felt that Bakugo Katsuki was among them.Bakugo Katsuki picked up a piece of pork and said, "What's your problem? I was only thinking of completing the task. Besides, it's just two pieces of meat. What kind of flavor can it have?"
"It's so unromantic!" Sero acted like a love master, with a heartbroken expression.
And Shangming Electric clearly saw that after Bakugo Katsuki finished eating the piece of roasted pork, he suddenly froze, as if he suddenly realized something, his eyes flashed in disbelief, the one on the table Hands clenched into fists again.
They parted after dinner, and Kirishima happened to be going to pick up something from Shangming's house, so the two left together.On the way to Naruto's house, Kirishima touched Naruto with his shoulder, and he asked curiously, "Why didn't you speak for the second half? Are you uncomfortable? Or is the food in this restaurant not to your liking?"
"No..." Shangming turned around with an indescribable expression on his face: "Let me tell you, I think I discovered a shocking secret."
"Secret?" Kirishima was curious. "What secret?"
Holding his head and shouting, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kirishima was taken aback by him: "What is this secret?"
Shangming kept rubbing his hair: "No! I can't tell you! I have to buy myself a huge amount of life insurance!"
"Buy insurance?" Kirishima was even more surprised, "Why do you want to buy insurance?"
"Because I think I will be killed if I know this secret!"
Kirishima was shocked: "Is it so serious? Who will kill it?"
Shangming swiped and turned his head:
"I was blown up!"
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