sinovels Chapter 292 Taibaijinxing
Chapter 292 Taibaijinxing
Chapter 292 Taibaijinxing
Nezha and the others suddenly became excited.
Afterwards, one by one tiptoed to the gate of Taibai Jinxing's mansion and hid.
"Old Tie, why are you talking about Taibaijinxing?"
Mo Liqing looked blankly, and asked Tieguai Li in a low voice.
"Because Taibaijinxing has a high status."
"Think about it, Taibai Jinxing is the Jade Emperor's celebrity, if he is messed up, can we spare us?"
"Why can't you sentence me to a thousand years?"
"Go to Chen Feng Shangxian's place. It's delicious and fun. Taking a long vacation for a thousand years, isn't it better than your post at Nantianmen for a thousand years?"
Tieguai Li looked at Mo Liqing with a wretched face, raised his eyebrows and said.
Mo Liqing scratched his head, and nodded half-understanding.
"You mean that Taibai Jinxing has a high status, so if you mess with him, you are more likely to be sentenced severely. Is that what you mean?"
Tieguai Li snapped his fingers, nodded, and said with a smile.
"That's right, that's what it means."
"Heavenly King, I found that you have become smarter!"
Mo Liqing looked embarrassed and said with a smile.
"People are very smart."
"So, I think your plan is not perfect enough."
Tieguai Li was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Mo Liqing in surprise, and asked in shock.
"Where is it not perfect?"
Mo Liqing was serious, and said confidently towards Tieguai Li.
"You are messing with the wrong person!"
Tieguai Li opened his mouth wide in shock, "How do you say that?"
Mo Liqing leaned close to Tieguai Li's ear, and said wretchedly.
"If we want to do it, we should do it with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother!"
"The two of them have a higher status, so isn't it more likely that they will be severely sentenced?"
"Old Tie, I really admired you."
"But looking at it now, I have to say that your IQ is still a bit behind mine!"
puff!
Tieguai Li Wenting heard this, almost fell to the ground, looking at Mo Liqing, he was speechless.
"Fuck the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother? Yes, the probability of a heavy sentence is absolutely [-]%."
"But that's not going to jail, it's him beheading."
"Can you have a little brain, and dare to compare with me with this IQ?"
Tieguai Li looked contemptuous, thankfully he was so serious just now, thinking that the plan really had loopholes.
Why did you believe this bastard's words?
"Beheading?" Mo Liqing shuddered, shrank his neck, and stepped back.
"Then, let's forget it."
"The head is gone, and the spicy strips can't be eaten!"
"Hush, be quiet, Taibaijinxing is here!" At this time, Nezha suddenly let out a low voice.
Tieguai Li and Mo Liqing immediately silenced, their figures blurred, and they hid.
"Listen up, follow the plan!"
Taibai Jinxing had just returned from discussing matters with the Jade Emperor.
With his hands behind his back and his chest upright, he walked towards the mansion leisurely, with a confident and haughty look on his face.
As the No. [-] celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor, Taibai Jinxing can be said to be full of ambition and proud.
"Yo, isn't this Master Taibaijinxing?"
Ri Youshen just happened to be patrolling and passing by, and seeing Taibai Jinxing, he hurriedly stepped forward with a smile and said hello.
Taibai Jinxing snorted, and didn't even look at Ri Youshen, with his nostrils upturned, and he was so imposing.
Ri Youshen originally wanted to have a chat, but when he saw Taibai Jinxing's expression, he immediately became embarrassed, his smile disappeared, and he said embarrassingly.
"The officer still has to patrol, so I'm leaving."
"Well, do it well." Taibai Jinxing patted Ri Youshen on the shoulder with a dignified face, and then floated past.
puff!
Nima!
Watching Taibai Jinxing leave with his head held high, Riyoushen cursed secretly with a dark face.
How can he pretend to be coercive?
Whether I do a good job or not, it's none of your business!
Make yourself like the Jade Emperor.
Back then, when you were frustrated, when you met Lao Tzu, you didn't bow and smile, and call out to be a master.
Look at the present again, pretending to be like him for two to five to eighty thousand, walking with his nostrils upturned, it's awesome.
Are you not afraid that one day someone will sack you and beat you up?
Riyoushen shook his head speechlessly, and continued to patrol.
At this moment, Taibai Jinxing had already reached the gate of the mansion.
"Fuck, why does Taibai Jinxing not touch the ground when he walks?" Suddenly, Mo Liqing exclaimed and said in a low voice.
Tieguai Li quickly glared at Mo Liqing, "Keep your voice down, don't be found out."
"It's so strange that he can't touch the ground, he's just floating!"
"Why do you float?" Mo Liqing was surprised.
Tieguai Li was speechless, he stretched out his hand and patted Mo Liqing on the head, not feeling well.
"Nonsense, you have his status, you are also floating!"
"Shut up, get ready!"
Seeing Taibai Jinxing approaching, Tieguai Li and the others immediately tensed up, ready to go.
"The Jade Emperor really knows people with eyes."
"I've always kept a low profile in Taibai. I've been silent for so long, but I was still discovered."
"It is gold that always shines. This sentence is really good!"
Taibai Jinxing shook his head and sighed, the complacent look on his face was beyond words.
"Fuck, old man, why is he even more shameless than you, vomit~"
Mo Liqing almost vomited on the spot when he heard Taibai Jinxing's words.
"Shut up!" Li Tieguai was taken aback.
This unlucky thing, are you here to ambush people, what are you talking about!
If you don't speak, you will be exposed!
"Who!"
Sure enough, Taibai Jinxing's complexion changed, he stopped quickly, and said in a deep voice.
"Get me out!"
"Don't think I don't know, you are hiding in the dark, just want to give me Taibai Jinxing a gift, begging for promotion!"
"Tell you, dream!"
"I, Taibai Jinxing, is heavily relied on by the Jade Emperor, so it is impossible to accept bribes and use power for personal gain!"
"Even if you write your name and throw gifts into my mansion, I will not be shaken."
puff!
This time, Mo Liqing didn't speak, and Tieguai Li couldn't take it anymore.
Tai Nima is shameless!
My old man thinks that his skin is already thick enough, but compared with Taibai Jinxing, he is simply a gentleman with a face as thin as paper!
"Hit him!"
When Tieguai Li gave an order, Mo Liqing jumped out immediately.
He took off the big flowery pants and put them on Taibai Jinxing's head.
"Fuck, what magic weapon is this!"
"Why is the smell so bad that it makes people's eyes black and dizzy."
"Write your name on it and throw it into the mansion, so you don't need to demonstrate the effect!"
Taibai Jinxing almost vomited, and shouted again and again.
boom!
Before he could finish speaking, Nezha rushed over and kicked Taibai Jinxing to the ground.
Afterwards, several people rushed up, punching and kicking together, and it was a violent beating.
"Ouch, I wipe!"
"Stop, stop!"
Taibai Jinxing was beaten so loudly that he was so angry and angry that he couldn't stop shouting.
"He's disgusting, fight again!"
Tieguai Li yelled loudly, and several people beat Taibai Jinxing for 5 minutes.
Then Mo Liqing took off the flowery pants, put them on again, followed Nezha, turned around and ran away.
"Bastard, who is it, who the hell hit me!"
Taibai Jinxing was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He let out a growl, and just as he stood up, his neck suddenly felt cold.
Subconsciously reached out and touched it, it was sticky and soft, with a strong smell.
Looking down, I almost threw up!
"Nimma, shit!"
"Who the hell rides shit on my head!"
Taibai Jinxing looked crazy, almost going crazy.
Whoosh!
But at this moment, the Xiaotian dog had already turned into a black awn and disappeared without a trace.
"Hi, Lord Taibaijinxing!"
At this time, a low-pitched voice suddenly sounded in Taibai Jinxing's ear.
Taibai Jinxing was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look, and saw a wretched old face looking at him with a smile.
"Tieguai Li!"
Taibai Jinxing stared, not knowing why Tieguai Li appeared here.
Tieguai Li raised his eyebrows at Taibai Jinxing and said with concern.
"Hey, why do you have a piece of shit on your head?"
"It's too incompatible with your tall image of Taibaijinxing."
boom!
As soon as Tieguai Li finished speaking, a bathtub filled with water fell from the sky in front of Taibai Jinxing.
"Honey, take a shower!"
(End of this chapter)