sinovels Chapter 272 I declare that the robbery will start now!
Chapter 272 I declare that the robbery will start now!
Chapter 272 I declare that the robbery will start now!
Gao Tao, the God of Prison, fell so that his eyes were filled with stars, and his nose was crooked in anger.
"Who!"
"Who doesn't have eyes!"
Gao Tao cursed loudly, looked around with a dark face, and saw Zhang Tianshi lying on top of him, extremely embarrassed.
"Fuck!"
Immediately, Gao Tao, the God of Prison, exclaimed, hurriedly pushed Zhang Tianshi away, folded his hands on his chest and said vigilantly.
"What are you doing!"
"I warn you, you can hit me, but you can't try anything against me!"
puff!
Try your sister!
Zhang Tianshi cursed secretly, stood up with a solemn face, and looked towards the sky.
Just now, just as he was about to leave, a sudden powerful force blasted him back.
Only then did Gao Tao knock over to the ground, throwing his feet on his back.
Swish!
At this moment, a ray of light flashed, like a meteor, and arrived at the Temple of Hell in an instant.
"God Erlang!"
Zhang Tianshi shrank his pupils, and immediately recognized that it was Erlang Zhenjun from Guanjiangkou who came.
No need to ask, the one who knocked him into the air just now must be Erlang Shen!
Zhang Tianshi's heart jumped wildly for a moment, and there was a trace of fear in his eyes.
This Erlang god is not afraid of the sky and the earth, he is the master who can control the land in Guanjiangkou, and even the Jade Emperor can't control it.
When I saw Erlang God, I always avoided him.
Even if he couldn't avoid it, he was extremely polite, never being rude.
It stands to reason that you haven't messed with him?
Why did you suddenly attack yourself?
When the prison god Gao Tao saw Erlang God, he was so frightened that he almost cried.
Your sister, why did this ancestor come here? Didn't he come to beat me?
If someone came, it would be too late for Gao Tao to be happy.
But when Erlang God came, Gao Tao was not only not happy, but was terrified to death.
Because Erlang beat people, he never gave money.
Just a whoring party!
"Master Zhang, I have something to ask you!"
Erlang God is majestic, his eyes are like lightning, and he releases a fierce aura, which makes Zhang Tianshi's breathing stagnant.
He hurriedly pretended to be calm, smiled slightly, and said kindly with his eyes.
"Zhenjun Erlang, what advice do you have?"
"Did you get arrested by Chen Feng just now?" Erlang Shen asked.
"Not bad!" Zhang Tianshi nodded, not daring to hide it.
Immediately Erlangshen was overjoyed, and said to Master Zhang with bright eyes.
"Then when you came out, did the Immortal Chen Feng give you any spicy sticks?"
Zhang Tianshi looked surprised and said in amazement.
"Yes, how did Zhenjun Erlang know?"
"Bow woof!" Before Chen Feng could speak, Xiao Tiangou kept running water and barked.
"Master, I guessed it right!"
"There are really spicy strips, there are really spicy strips!"
Erlangshen also looked excited, staring at Zhang Tianshi.
"I declare that the robbery will begin now!"
"Hand over your spicy strips!"
puff!
As soon as Erlang's myth came out, Zhang Tianshi didn't do anything wrong, and the prison god Gao Tao almost fell to the ground.
He raised his head, looked at Erlang Shen, and almost cried with a grin.
Nima, can you show me some face, I'm still standing here!
In front of the prison god, robbing in front of the prison god's temple?
What the hell are you treating Lao Tzu as the God of Hell? It's just a display!
It seems that it's time for a wave of presence!
"Cough cough!"
The prison god Gao Tao coughed twice, brushed the dirt off his buttocks, and walked forward with a smile on his face.
"Humorous, Master Erlang, still as humorous as ever!"
"What the hell, robbing and making trouble!"
Gao Tao, the God of Prison, stretched out his hand, pushed with a smile all over his face, and patted Erlang God lightly, showing that he was very familiar with Erlang God.
boom!
But before Gaotao could finish his sentence, Erlang Shen kicked him to the ground.
"Your business, talk about it later!"
"Let him shut his mouth first!"
God Erlang gave him a wink, Xiao Tiangou directly bit a pile of grass, and stuffed the grass and soil into Gao Tao's mouth.
Nima!
Gao Tao's mouth was full of mud, and he almost couldn't breathe.
Just when he was about to resist, he saw Xiaotiangou raised his hind legs with a smirk on his face, causing Gao Tao to shiver in fright.
He hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to move.
Does he know that no matter how arrogant the owner is, the pet will be as fucked up.
If Xiao Tiangou really came to take a dip, then he would die.
Zhang Tianshi was at the side, seeing what happened to Gao Tao, he couldn't help but tremble.
It has been heard for a long time that Erlang God is arrogant and domineering. No one dares to provoke the gods in the sky, and he is extremely domineering.
Seeing her today, she really deserves her reputation!
Since he dared to trample Gao Yao under his feet, he even stuffed his mouth with dirt.
Then definitely dare to use the same means to deal with yourself, let's be more honest.
Thinking of this, a smile appeared on Zhang Tianshi's face, and he laughed at Erlang Shen.
"Zhenjun Erlang, that prison officer named Chen Feng, did give me a bag of spicy sticks."
"However, it is not in my hands now."
As soon as Zhang Tianshi said the words, he immediately felt two cold murderous auras rising into the sky, making him tremble all over.
Afterwards, I saw Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou, all of them were exasperated, and roared in unison.
"Have you eaten the spicy strips?!"
Zhang Tianshi rolled his eyes, Tieguai Li said, that stuff is worse than shit, why should I eat it!
"I didn't eat it, but I threw it away."
threw?
Xiao Tiangou immediately stared and said fiercely.
"Don't talk nonsense, it's spicy sticks, how could you throw them away!"
Zhang Tianshi said with a strange expression on his face.
"That thing tastes worse than shit, if I don't throw it away, I'll keep it?"
Worse than shit? !
After hearing this, Xiao Tianquan became mad with anger.
"It's nonsense, spicy strips are much better than shit!"
Zhang Tianshi saw that Xiaotiangou was in such a hurry, he couldn't help but his heart moved, and when he looked at Erlangshen, he was also very angry.
Suddenly, Zhang Tianshi's eyes flashed brightly, and he let out a secret cry.
Fuck, could it be said that the spicy strips are some kind of treasure?
Otherwise, Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou, why are they in such a hurry when they want spicy noodles?
"Xiaotiangou, Tieguai Li told me this!"
"When I was throwing spicy sticks, Tieguai Li was there!"
Feeling something was wrong, Zhang Tianshi sold Tieguai Li without hesitation.
"Tieguai Li?!!"
Roaring Sky Dog screamed, and then with a face full of despair, he fell straight to the ground and howled.
"Damn it, it's over!"
"That bastard Tieguai Li is too cunning!"
"If the spicy stick falls into his hands, it must be gone long ago!"
Zhang Tianshi couldn't help asking in shock when he saw that Xiao Tiangou was so sad.
"The spicy strips, what are they?"
Xiaotiangou was speechless, pointed at Zhang Tianshi, gritted his teeth and said.
"Breaking things out, destroying things in heaven!"
"Spicy strips are by far the best delicacy in the Three Realms!"
"You were tricked by that old cunning Tieguai Li!"
Zhang Tianshi was shocked when he heard this, and then he was full of anger and cursed!
"Damn it, I, Zhang Tianshi, have always cheated people, and no one has cheated me yet!"
"Tieguai Li is an old man, I can't stop talking to him!"
"Master, let's go, let's settle the score with Tieguai Li!" Xiao Tiangou also yelled, with a look of displeasure.
Erlang Shen calmed down instead, the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a playful smile.
Then, he lowered his head, like a wolf grandmother, and looked at Gao Yao on the ground.
When Gao Tao saw this, he was suddenly excited, and an ominous premonition suddenly rose in his heart!
(End of this chapter)