sinovels Chapter 266 Because, I Want You!
Chapter 266 Because, I Want You!
Chapter 266 Because, I Want You!
"A dog can be taught!"
Seeing Xiaotiangou instantly comprehended, he asked Erlangshen to borrow money.
Zhang Tianshi couldn't help stroking his beard lightly, and nodded with a smile, with a look of relief on his face.
Then, with a hint of playfulness, he looked at Mo Liqing.
"Heavenly King, don't you want to borrow money?"
"Grass, I remember you!" Mo Liqing was so angry that he gave Zhang Tianshi a gloomy look.
I had no choice but to hang my head and fly to Nantianmen to borrow money.
Zhang Tianshi had a contented face and an indescribably happy heart. Looking at the exercises in his hands, he sighed helplessly.
"If people are lucky, God can't stop it."
"I didn't expect that this useless and inferior exercise that was almost moldy, people would come to buy it."
"Besides, even with such a high price, no one was beaten."
"This, is it called pie in the sky?"
Zhang Tianshi was looking smug, when suddenly the top of his head went dark.
He hurriedly looked up, only to see a black thing falling from the sky.
What the hell!
Zhang Tianshi was startled, before he could react, he was smashed to the ground.
puff!
Nima!
Zhang Tianshi almost spat out a mouthful of blood, grinning his teeth in pain.
What the hell, this is!
I was thinking about the pie falling from the sky, why did such a thing fall?
Almost smashed him into a pie.
Zhang Tianshi looked back with difficulty, only then did he see clearly what was pressing on his body, he was so angry that he almost lost his breath.
Bathtub! ! !
Zhang Tianshi was in a daze, wondering why the bathtub fell from the sky and hit him.
Suddenly, a suspicious voice sounded above his head.
"Hey, where's old man Zhang?"
"Aren't you still here just now?"
"Master Zhang, Master Zhang!"
"I'm Tieguai Li, come out and watch me take a shower!"
puff!
When Zhang Tianshi heard Tieguai Li's voice, his nose almost crooked.
Damn it, it's Tieguai Li, the old hooligan who's been making trouble for a long time!
Some time ago, it was rumored in the heaven that Tieguai Li was a hooligan and a pervert who specially watched others take a bath.
And men and women take it all, the taste is extremely strong, even Zhu Bajie, the marshal of the canopy, was not spared.
The gods in the heaven were so panicked that they didn't dare to take off their clothes when they took a bath.
However, Tieguai Li disappeared inexplicably afterwards.
Some people said that Tieguai Li's obscene behavior violated the rules of heaven and he was arrested.
But today, why did he suddenly come to his house.
Besides, why don't you bring your own bathtub, because I'm afraid that I won't take a bath, so you don't have to look at it?
boom!
Zhang Tianshi was so angry that he directly bounced the bathtub into the air.
What the hell!
Tieguai Li was soaking in the tub, caught off guard, and was startled.
He quickly stabilized the bathtub, landed slowly, and looked intently.
I saw Zhang Tianshi, his face was full of anger, gnashing his teeth and looking at himself.
"Haha, old Zhang, I finally found you."
"Where did you come from, I didn't find you just now."
Tieguai Li was overjoyed immediately, and said excitedly.
Zhang Tianshi's face was ashen, and he almost vomited blood when he heard it.
Nima, you still have the guts to ask!
"Tieguai Li, what do you mean!"
Tieguai Li laughed, raised his eyebrows at Zhang Tianshi, and said meanly.
"It's nothing, just come to take a shower with you."
"Hey hey, you can just look at it, you're welcome."
"My old iron figure, isn't it bad?"
Tieguai Li stood up from the bathtub and posed towards Zhang Tianshi, almost twisting Zhang Tianshi's nose in anger.
How shameless!
"Get out!"
Zhang Tianshi stopped drinking, waved his arm, and suddenly a gust of wind swept towards Tieguai Li.
Tieguai Li was not in a hurry, flicked his finger, a drop of water flew up, and immediately turned into a vast ocean with rough waves, colliding with the strong wind.
boom!
The strong wind and the sea waves meet in mid-air, causing the air to vibrate, and they are stalemate together, inseparable.
Tieguai Li raised his head while manipulating the water column, and shouted loudly towards the sky.
"Master Zhang peeped at me taking a shower!"
"Someone peeked at the shower!"
puff!
Hearing this, Tianshi Zhang rolled his eyes so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
How shameless!
This Tieguai Li, why are you so fucked up!
Obviously it's you yourself, carrying a bathtub, coming to take a bath at Lao Tzu's house.
Now you are shouting, it is Lao Tzu who peeped at you taking a shower, and the voice is still so loud!
This makes the gods who don't know the truth think about Lao Tzu!
Zhang Tianshi gritted his teeth with anger on his face.
"Tieguai Li, what on earth do you want to do!"
Tieguai Li's eyes flashed brightly, and he sneered.
"If I'm not mistaken, Nezha, Mo Liqing and Xiaotiangou have already been here, right?"
Zhang Tianshi was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized, and said to Tieguai Li.
"Are you also here for the soul body exercises?"
Tieguai Li shook his head and said proudly.
"No, they are looking for you to obtain exercises."
"And me, it's different!"
"Because I want you!"
puff!
Hearing this, Zhang Tianshi staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Then, looking at Tieguai Li, his face twisted for a while, and he was almost speechless.
What a surprise, how shameless!
Tieguai Li actually has thoughts about himself, and wants to get himself.
Zhang Tianshi didn't know whether he should be disgusted or should be surprised by his charm.
"Tieguai Li, you, you are shameless!"
"I'm already old, yet you still have fantasies about me!"
"I tell you, give up!"
"You don't want to get me, I swear to the death!"
However, Tieguai Li seemed to have never heard of it. Instead, he looked expectantly, looked at the sky, and muttered in his mouth.
"Why haven't you come yet?"
"It is said that my old iron's trick has been tried repeatedly, right?"
"Did you fall asleep and didn't hear?"
"Well, then yell louder."
Thinking of this, Tieguai Li suddenly raised his voice and yelled again towards the sky.
"I'm Tieguai Li!"
"Master Zhang saw that I took a bath!"
"I've been watching it for a long time!"
puff!
My day is your uncle!
Zhang Tianshi couldn't hold back his anger, he was so angry that he was trembling all over, his eyes were red!
Tieguai Li is such an idiot, he actually used his true energy in that voice just now.
In the middle of the night, anyone who attacked half of the heaven could hear it.
How the hell do you let me see people!
However, Tieguai Li didn't care. Seeing Zhang Tianshi staring at him with red eyes and murderous eyes, Tieguai Li shouted again.
"Zhang Tianshi's eyes are red!"
"I've been watching it for 10 minutes!"
Zhang Tianshi couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly roared, furious!
"Tieguai Li, I'll kill you!!!"
boom!
A terrifying breath gushed out directly from Zhang Tianshi's body.
The huge shock wave directly blasted the tub into powder.
What the hell!
Tieguai Li cursed secretly, quickly covered his vitals with both hands, and shouted anxiously to the sky.
"Zhang Tianshi is not enough just to watch it!"
"He's going to attack me!"
I'll go to your uncle!
Zhang Tianshi almost vomited blood, Tieguai Li's words were so ambiguous!
I don't know, I thought I was going to do something to him.
Just as he was about to rush over and beat Tieguai Li violently, suddenly his head went dark, and a terrifying coercion descended from the sky!
(End of this chapter)