virtual boyfriend

Chapter 9

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【Xi Yan:...... I am not three years old. 】

【Yanyan: Bye bye~】

Xu Jingyan put down the mouse and immediately turned into a Buddha and went out wearing a splint. Qin Xiyan covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look directly.

How did I end up in the computer of such a dead otaku?

He's so sloppy, no wonder he doesn't have a boyfriend, oh, he said it's because he's timid, what a coward, what a ball of yarn!Tiantian looked hungry and thirsty, and there were massage sticks under the bed. He really couldn't see where he was timid, but it scared him to pee several times.

Qin Xiyan looked at the book casually, but his mind was erratic, looking up at the wall clock on the wall for a while, and looking down at the book for a while.

"Why hasn't that gay guy come back yet?" Qin Xiyan muttered.

In the past, Xu Jingyan would basically never leave this bedroom. Except for going to the bathroom, all activities revolved around the computer. Qin Xiyan was used to seeing his messy and unmanaged hair when he looked up. Now this guy suddenly disappeared for three Hours, I'm really not used to it.

The hour hand gradually passed twelve o'clock, and dawn had already quietly arrived. At this time, Qin Xiyan didn't speculate, and fell asleep leisurely on the bed.

While half asleep and half awake, he suddenly heard the sound of the door being opened. The light in the room had not been turned off because of taking care of Qin Xiyan, so Qin Xiyan could clearly see the person coming from head to toe.

Damn chicken!hell!Who is this handsome guy in a suit! ! !who is it! ! !He should not believe that this person is Xu Jingyan! ! !I don't believe it! ! !

Fuck you love tell me! ! !strong man! ! ! !Who are you! ! ! ! !

marriage system

That handsome guy pulled his tie and walked over to sit down in front of the computer.

【Words: Dear~】

【Xi Yan: Who are you? 】

【Words: ……………】

[Yanyan: When I used to accompany people to watch butterflies and fireworks, I called them Xiao Tiantian, but now I haven't seen her for a few hours, so I don't know her T^T. 】

【Xi Yan: ...I'm not that harsh. 】

The implication is that the devil calls you Sweetie.

[Yanyan: You accompany me to see the flowers, butterflies, and the breeze, and you also give him beautiful roses, and you talked with him about poetry and songs to have children, and now you don't remember him so soon. 】

【Xi Yan: Get lost. 】

Xu Jingyan felt extremely refreshed all over, and when he saw this scroll, he immediately felt extremely cordial.

[Yanyan: I miss you so much. 】

[Yanyan: One more sentence? 】

【Xi Yan: Is Lennon out of his mind? 】

[Words: hee hee~]

It appears to be broken.

[Yanyan: It's getting late, go to sleep. 】

Qin Xiyan suddenly felt a little upset, I was woken up by you just after I fell asleep, and now you are still brazenly saying that it is too early to go to bed early? !If it weren't for you, I would have fallen asleep!

【Xi Yan: Why come back so late? 】

【Yanyan: My dad said I looked like a savage, so he forcibly dragged me into the salon. I stayed there for more than three hours before I came out, exhausted~】

No wonder I shaved off my beard, the paralysis is too scary!It's like watching a horror movie.

【Xi Yan: Then you should rest early. 】

【Words: Dear~】

[Xi Yan:? 】

Qin Xiyan found that he had habitually agreed to this sentence, dear, die!Habits are terrible, and in just a few days, he has already heard my dear so naturally and started talking back.

[Yanyan: What... is your name?Not the character's name. 】

Xu Jingyan doesn't seem too stupid, he can perceive some things.Qin Xiyan was finally relieved.

[Yanyan: My name is Xu Jingyan, how about you? 】

【Xi Yan: ………】

There is a kind of rush for kindergarten children to introduce themselves.

[Xi Yan: Hello Yan Yan, my name is Xi Yan. 】

[Yanyan: I mean the real name, what's your name? 】

[Xi Yan: Hello Yan Yan, my name is Xi Yan. 】

[Yan Yan: Hurry up and tell me your name, tell me your love, tell me! 】

[Xi Yan: Hello Yan Yan, my name is Xi Yan. 】

[Words: Damn chicken abuse and cry to provoke QAQ. 】

[Yanyan: Tell me quickly, we can still be friends if you tell me! 】

[Xi Yan: Hello Yan Yan, my name is Xi Yan. 】

【Yanyan: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" 】

【Xi Yan: What exactly do you want? 】

【Yanyan: Tell me your name~】

【Xi Yan: Hehe, I fell asleep. 】

Damn QAQ!Xu Jingyan burst into tears, he really went to sleep, he actually went to sleep!Can you still have fun!

Xu Jingyan could only roll off silently and go to sleep.

After Xu Jingyan fell asleep, Qin Xiyan, who was supposed to be asleep, opened his eyes again, turned over and looked in the direction outside the computer, feeling inexplicably complicated.

He felt like something was wrong with him.

When he was in college, he was given the nickname Xiaobailong in the Wave, which never referred to the speed at which he changed girlfriends, but the speed at which he was dumped by his girlfriend.It's just that this point was replaced in his mind by the speed at which he changed girlfriends and he was unwilling to admit the real truth.

Qin Xiyan has a good appearance. When he was in college, he was almost called a handsome guy at the school level. He could receive confession letters from girls every day, but his dullness was as famous as his appearance.

No matter whether the girlfriend he makes is knowledgeable or lively, they can't bear to be with him for more than two weeks. They never know romance and flattery, and they don't know how to be funny and humorous. They don't talk much when they are with their partners outrageous.

Maybe he has changed a lot in these years, but his thoughts are surging, but he can't say it halfway. He thinks that he is mature, at least this has given him a good return at work, and his thoughts are unpredictable. Being noticed, speaking concisely and neatly, but these all become shortcomings in love.

Maybe…………

Qin Xiyan's eyes focused on Xu Jingyan's face, and the other party was not asleep at all, but looked at him quietly.There was a slight tremor in his heart, as if someone had plucked a tight string.

Perhaps Xu Jingyan would be a good practice subject.Now that I am his virtual boyfriend, if I can't get out from the computer in the future, I have to be with him for the rest of my life. As a kind of cohabitant, the two parties who exist with each other have a better relationship than a bad relationship.

I should try to rewrite the relationship between the two parties, at least... let Xu Jingyan understand that he is a straight man!

Xu Jingyan got up with a chicken coop on his head again, and Qin Xiyan burst into tears, can you be fair to your face? !

[Yanyan: Before I went to bed yesterday, I seemed to see something that the system said was open, but I forgot to see what it was. 】

[Xi Yan: Marriage system. 】

[Words: Nani? !Really opened up the system? ! 】

Xu Jingyan hurriedly searched the records, and sure enough, he saw such a message.

[Your love breaks through the sky, and you make a vow of eternal love, from now on, you will be each other's sweetheart forever, and it will never change for the rest of your life!You are the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl!Mo Xie and go-getters!Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai!Three Holy Mothers and Liu Yanchang!Seven fairies and Dong Yong!Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying!Xu Xian and White Snake!Your love is burning so fiercely that even the system has to stay away!Congratulations, the sentimental value has broken through the [-] mark, and the marriage system has officially started! 】

【Marriage system: Marriage mode, Cohabitation mode, Voice mode, Parenting mode.Increasing favorability can open more modes [zi] [shi]. 】

[Words: get√! 】

[Xi Yan:? 】

【Yanyan: Honey, let's get married~~Let me give birth to you! 】

marry. . . . .

Qin Xiyan was scorched inside and tender outside by Lei, why did the topic suddenly become so weird.

【Xi Yan: Get out, I don't want to talk to people who haven't brushed their teeth. 】

[Yanyan: You haven't even got married and brushed your teeth. 】

[Yanyan: ... How do you know my dear that I haven't brushed my teeth? 】

Xu Jingyan suddenly became suspicious.

I woke up in the morning and went straight to the computer without brushing my teeth, but how could Xiyan know?Could it be that Xiyan can see reality directly through the computer?Oh Lou!Didn't all the stupid things I did before were seen!

Maya!Xu Jingyan covered his face and slammed into the computer desk, thinking that all the things about picking his feet, picking his nostrils, and masturbation and touching his assholes were all seen before, so he was... Excited! ! ! ! ! ! !

God, you're spying on me, why didn't you say it earlier! ! ! !It made people tremble uncontrollably, and the little chrysanthemum was about to open with excitement (/////?/////)!

Xu Jingyan raised his head with a serious face, and he has stabilized the fanatical desire to sacrifice in his heart.

【Yanyan: Ahem, I'll go brush my teeth first, and we'll get married when I get back. 】

Qin Xiyan was in a mess in the wind.

The open marriage system this time includes four modes: marriage, cohabitation, voice, and childbearing. Qin Xiyan can foresee that the days to come will be full of "My dear, my ass is so itchy", "My dear, your penis is so big", "My dear, let's ooxx "My dear, let's have a baby." A series of bereavement words, the bleak future is beckoning to him...

But Qin Xiyan guessed the ending correctly but not the process, a process full of excitement and mystery [Xu Jing's words].

Xu Jingyan couldn't wait to come back.

【Yanyan: Alright, we can get married now. 】

Marrying your brother-in-law, big brother, Qin Xiyan burst into tears.

[Yanyan: Oh, I forgot to log in again. 】

Xu Jingyan logged out and logged in again, and then said "Hello" while holding the headset.

"Honey, can you hear me~"

Although it is not written in words, Qin Xiyan can clearly hear that there is an ecstatic wavy line at the end of this sentence, which has followed every sentence of Xu Jingyan like a shadow.