Villain and Villain Married [Transmigration Book]

Chapter 1 Love Poisoning

Si Haolan sat on the ground with his back leaning against the bed, and took a deep breath.

Damn, so hungry!

He remembered that after dealing with the decent cultivators who came to him to provoke him, he was arranging his messy hairstyle on the edge of the cliff when suddenly a gust of evil wind came and he came to this weird room.

The furniture and furnishings looked like he hadn't seen them before, that wasn't the point, the point was that he was very hungry.

His eyes were dizzy from hunger, his chest was pressed against his back, and his stomach was deflated.

"You are so hungry because when you crossed over, the original owner was on a hunger strike."

Si Haolan heard a voice beside him, but the room was empty, and there was no one else except him.

Si Haolan frowned, this is again a trap set by some immortal cultivator here to play tricks on him.

"Hello, you can call me System." The voice continued, "Let me introduce the situation to you."

"Your name is Si Haolan. You were originally the final villain in a novel about leveling up Liu Xianxia. According to the plot, you should be defeated by the protagonist and let the protagonist complete the ending."

Si Haolan was upset when he heard this, why should he be defeated?

Si Haolan remembered that the protagonist should be the upright disciple who persistently ran to his door every day to fight with him. Every time he came, Si Haolan would beat him once. Just like that, he still wanted to beat him?

Lao Tzu has never been defeated.

The system coughed, seemed a bit embarrassed, and continued: "There seems to be something wrong. The protagonist can't beat you no matter what. He can't complete the plot, and he didn't enjoy the treatment of the protagonist at all. He is very dissatisfied, so he complained to us about you."

"That son of a bitch dares to complain to me!" Si Haolan was furious, then he tilted his head, not understanding, "What is a complaint?"

system:"……"

"I'm sorry, I forgot that you came from the world of Xianxia and don't understand modern languages. Let me give you some popular science."

Si Haolan immediately felt a lot of things drilled into his mind. Language concepts and world views were flying up and down in his mind like snowflakes. This knowledge was too complicated, and it got into his head in an instant. His head ached violently.

And he was still hungry, he had a headache and hunger, it was so sour.

But he immediately understood what the complaint meant, and it suddenly turned into a headache, hungry and angry.

"After we received the complaint, we found that we couldn't deal with this problem. We could only drag you out of the original world and let you enter the world of another book."

Si Haolan finally understood that he was transmigrating from one book to another.

A book suddenly appeared in front of him, and he raised his hand to take it. The book was quite thick, with two men drawn on the cover, which looked weird. get married".

What the hell, why is the name so long.

"This is the book you traveled through. It's so good-looking. It's so refreshing. It's super sweet." The system made an Amway voice. Let you be the protagonist, aren't you very happy?"

Si Haolan is not happy at all. Looking at the book, he is a cultivator, his concentration is much better than ordinary people, and his reading ability is very strong. As long as he has the heart and concentrates, he can achieve the level of photographic memory .

Si Haolan flipped through the books very quickly, and finished reading the novel that the system stayed up late reading in a short while.

After he finishes reading, the book in front of him disappears, and the system puts it away again, and the novels he likes should be preserved and read slowly.

The system asked him cautiously: "How is it? Isn't it pretty?"

Si Haolan couldn't tell if he was brilliant or not, he frowned, and immediately grasped the point: "Two men?"

The system paused, and then said, "It's more popular now."

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and a woman shouted outside, "Lan Lan, it's time to eat."

Si Haolan was originally very angry about the forced time travel, but when he heard the word "eat", his eyes lit up immediately.

He had been hungry for a long time, but when he heard about eating, it was like mud meeting rainwater, and the loaches came out happily.

He stood up and was about to go out to eat, but the system stopped him immediately.

"No! The protagonist is currently on a hunger strike because he resists forced marriage. After you travel through time, you have to follow the plot, and you can't eat."

Si Haolan turned a deaf ear and walked towards the door.

The system was in a hurry, and it showed its original shape in front of Si Haolan. Si Haolan only saw computers of various sizes suddenly appearing in front of him. , quickly converting various data.

The sound of the system comes from the largest computer.

"If you go to dinner, the character of the protagonist will be destroyed. This is not allowed. Please return it, please return it."

The sound of the system is no longer so random, but has become a mechanical electronic sound, constantly reminding Si Haolan to abide by the character's design and not to tamper with the plot casually.

Si Haolan was very impatient.

It turned out that he was just practicing on the cliff every day in a daze, and tied a group of people to serve him every day. Then someone spontaneously went up the mountain to provoke him.

In this way, he was complained and forced to leave the cliff he was used to.

He was forced to travel to this book, and he was dizzy from hunger as soon as he came, and he was not allowed to eat.

Si Haolan hooked his lips into a sinister smile.

In the first fairy tale novel, the villain Hao Lanjun was famous for his beauty. The author described him as a violent beauty with long hair like a waterfall, a suit of black ink, and picturesque features.

Because few straight men use the word "beautiful" to describe the male characters in the novel, many readers also question whether the author is gay.

Anyway, Si Haolan is very good-looking, especially when he smiles.

But when Si Haolan laughed, it was probably because he was in a bad mood, like now, he raised his arm and attacked the computer in front of him.

"What are you going to do? Destroying the system is a serious crime!"

Talk to a villain about whether it is a crime or not, can he understand it?

Si Haolan didn't understand, and didn't care at all. The computer knew that he was doomed, and issued an alarm in despair.

Si Haolan smashed the whole system.

He had long thought that the talking system was not pleasing to the eye, but now he was so hungry, and he had to listen to the system nagging endlessly, it was so noisy.

The hungrier Si Haolan is, the more fighting power he has. If he smashes the system, he can eat. If he wants to go on a hunger strike for any plot line, he will beat him up.

The sharp alarm sounded non-stop, the host computer and the screen were destroyed and sparked sparks, amidst the alarm sound and electric current sound, the system's image fluctuated and flickered, and gradually disappeared, leaving only Si Haolan in the room again Alone, completely unaware that there was an electronic voice talking non-stop just now.

It was finally quiet.

Only then did Si Haolan happily open the door to get ready to eat.

After he walked out of the room, the intermittent electronic tone sounded again, sending out the final report.

"The villain Si Haolan was disturbed by the protagonist's halo attack in the world of the original book, causing irreversible damage to his brain, causing him to be poisoned in love. When he met his love target, he immediately had a series of emotional reactions of blushing, heartbeat, and feverishness, so he was put into Danmei novels, and finally The goal is to fall in love."

"Si Haolan destroyed the main system, and the system's supervision function failed. In order to check and balance its development, a compulsory surrender system was bound between Si Haolan and the villain Ke Lin in the time-travel novel. "

Before the system dissipated, I thought proudly, let you beat me, I have a way to retaliate, I will find another villain to deal with you