Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1882 - 1872: Making Handsome Do the Dog-Eat-Shit Trick

The ones responsible for recruiting them were two males dressed in plain clothes. Seeing Lin Zifeng coming up the mountain with a big dog, one of them immediately felt a bit surprised."Hey, why are you bringing this dog?" The man called to stop him.

"Brother, this dog has grown up with me since its childhood. My feelings for it are very deep, so this time I brought it along to the mountain. Moreover, don’t think of it as just a big dog, it might be able to do things. When we get to the Sect, you can let it help with anything; it understands human behavior very well."

Lin Zifeng hurriedly piled smiles on his face and pulled out a pack of Great China cigarettes, handing one to each of the two men.

Seeing the Great China cigarettes, the two men’s eternally stiff zombie faces finally revealed a satisfied smile.

"It really understands human behavior?" The tall, thin man first glanced at the big handsome dog. Seeing as the dog looks silly but doesn’t say anything.

"Really, you tell it to do something, it can do anything," Lin Zifeng nodded, his ingratiating face eager to please, hoping the big handsome dog would display something extraordinary.

Lin Zifeng beckoned to it. "Come, big handsome dog, show these two young masters your human-like behavior."

Damn it! You damned kid, do you really think I’m a dog?! I am a Mastiff! Damn it. It’s true that a mastiff fallen to the plains is bullied!

Although the big handsome dog had countless disgruntled feelings, it could only lower its proud head for the sake of both of them getting into the Divine Sky Sect.

"Awooo~" The big handsome dog raised its head and howled twice. That mannerism seemed smarter than the average dog.

"Hey! It really understands human behavior!" One of them exclaimed. Some people have seen many humans, but few have seen dogs with such spiritual nature, so the big handsome dog’s spiritual behavior instantly amused that guy.

"Come, give me a dog-eating-poop action. Once done, I’ll take you up to the Sect, haha. I didn’t expect there to be such a spiritual mixed-breed dog~"

"Dog... dog eating poop action?" Lin Zifeng was taken aback, thinking, it’s over. He’s asking big handsome dog to make a dog eating poop action, estimating that even if the big handsome dog died, it wouldn’t do such a damn action.

It’s all over; this dead dog will definitely explode later. Didn’t think these guys were too hateful, asking him to do such an action. This is intentionally trying to make the big handsome dog explode.

"Woof woof woof~" However, unexpectedly, the big handsome dog indeed acted like a dog, mimicking a dog’s appearance and bark, which made Lin Zifeng freeze where he stood...

Oh my God! It really dares to lower its status like that, genuinely mimicking a little puppy barking?

Lin Zifeng was dumbfounded...

But that’s not the main thing. The most important part is, the big handsome dog truly acted like a shameless dog, threw itself onto the grass, and really posed a dog eating poop action.

"This... this..." Lin Zifeng felt his mind was a bit confused. Didn’t expect it to actually perform a dog eating poop pose. Does it say that this dead dog was born for this role? In Lin Zifeng’s memory, this guy had the spirit of dying rather than surrendering!

"Haha, this dog is interesting, really very interesting, didn’t expect it to be so obedient, seems like this spiritual beast is a must-have." The two laughed happily, meeting this dog certainly made them happy.

Even those recruited folk cultivators around raised their thumbs, praising this dog as unusual.

"Alright, from now on, you follow us. Once we get to the Sect, I’ll contribute you to our Sect Elder, have them enlighten you and increase your spirituality, by which you’ll serve as a guard dog."

"..." Lin Zifeng’s old face turned black repeatedly. Big handsome dog showed extraordinary behavior today, which made him quite emotional...

"Hey, for such a big fellow, shouldn’t we be able to ride on it?"

At this point, one of them proposed riding on the big handsome dog.

"No way!"

Lin Zifeng suddenly became tense. Knowing the big handsome dog had acted like a dog eating poop before, if they continued to mistreat it, he couldn’t guarantee whether this dead dog would explode later, which would be very tense.

"Awooo~"

However, unexpectedly, the big handsome dog did not oppose, walked human-like to the front of those two, then slowly crouched down its four limbs on the ground, shaking its head, really intending to let them ride on itself. These two liked big handsome dog’s human-like behavior even more.

"See, it’s letting us ride on it. We’re not forcing it."

The two laughed heartily, having a great time, and truly rode on big handsome dog’s back. Just like that, with Lin Zifeng watching in awe, they rode big handsome dog up toward the mountain.

"Come on~ has this dog changed its gender today?" Lin Zifeng stared dumbfoundedly as they rode on big handsome dog, at that moment, never mind the big handsome dog. Even the very understanding of big handsome dog’s personality, Lin Zifeng was taken aback...

"Oh my God, that dog’s strength is tremendous, carrying two people up the mountain? This dog is clearly an extraordinary thing!"

Some quietly praised.

"Yes, this dog absolutely understands human behavior, otherwise it wouldn’t please those two cultivators like this."

Discussions were brewing below... however, Lin Zifeng knew, the big handsome dog was willing to submit like this, later those two guys would definitely repay...

......

In the next few hours, Lin Zifeng followed this group of people up Huishan, which is both a famous and a perilous mountain. Some tourists can only play around the periphery, the actual deep mountains, no one dares enter.

The wild beasts in the mountains are as fierce as floods, and every year hundreds die in the mouths of wild beasts in the deep mountains. So, without a Divine Sky Sect’s guide, it’s hard to truly find the Divine Sky Sect, which lies tucked away in the deep mountains.

Moreover, it’s filled with extremely powerful formations that can trap ordinary cultivators even before entering Divine Sky Sect.

Lin Zifeng did not dare to venture and bring big handsome dog inside, fearing being trapped by those formations, thereby exposing his identity.

Hours passed, and they finally arrived at the main entrance of the Divine Sky Sect. Even for Lin Zifeng, who doesn’t know much about sects, was stunned by the scene before him!

In the past on TV, he had seen sects would resemble the scale of Wudang or Shaolin Temple, but the Divine Sky Sect before him was even grander and more splendid!

In front was a vast, endless scene, entirely lush and green majestic mountains. Where they stood was a very long, very steep mountain top over twenty meters wide.

This mountain top of unknown length and over twenty meters width is called Heavenly Ascension Road.

After crossing Heavenly Ascension Road, there stand countless grand mountains reaching the clouds! Vast and magnificent!

If not mistaken, these countless mountains should be the Seventy-two peaks!