Tyrant Romance

Chapter 38 Shakespeare's Bloody Drama

The rehearsal entered the countdown, and Liu Wan sat in the audience reviewing the last stage play.When "Romeo" was about to kiss "Juliet", a boy suddenly popped up from the background: "Shut up, don't kiss me!"

The two actors on the stage were dumbfounded, and Liu Wan smiled: "Young man, your girlfriend is just acting, she borrowed a seat, don't worry."

The boy pointed at "Romeo" and scolded indignantly, "That's how you take revenge on me, right? If you dare to kiss this woman, don't come to me again!"

"No, no, I don't agree..." "Romeo" started to unbutton his clothes frantically, took off his costume, and rushed in front of the boy with bare two white legs, "I won't act anymore, don't ignore me, okay? I never kissed that woman, I swear!"

"You idiot, you've been seen all over!" The boy blushed, and hurriedly took off his coat and wrapped it around "Romeo" in order to prevent any happy moments, "Come on, come change with me."

"Okay, I'll go with you, no matter what the ends of the earth are!" "Romeo" was so excited that he bowed deeply to Liu Wan, "Minister, I love him and must go!"

After talking about the two of them, you are the wind and I am the sand, and I went around the world.

Leaving Liu Wan and "Julie Ye" staring at each other.

"Minister..." "Juliet" blushed with grievance, and asked, "Is there anything I can't compare to that vixen? How dare he abandon me to chase that vixen!"

Liu Wan was silent for a while, "Forget it, there is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world, let's change the script."

"Huh? But Romeo has run away, who can you find to act?"

"Well, it's true that you can't do it yourself, at least you have to find someone who has theatrical skills." Liu Wan thought about it, "It seems that I have to find him."

"No." Ji Hanzhi talked on the phone and walked to the door of the auditorium, "I don't know how to play Romeo, even if I'm killed, I won't play it, Liu Wan, please ask another master."

"Jiyuan, please, don't be arrogant at critical moments."

"Am I tsundere, am I tsundere, obviously not." Ji Hanzhi touched his cheeks that were about to freeze, "I have never played Romeo, so sorry, I need at least half a month to figure out this role."

"Ah, no, a genius like you, why does it take half a month, half an hour is OK, right?"

"Don't be afraid of flattery... Although you are completely correct. I really have never played Romeo." Ji Hanzhi quickly raised his hands and surrendered, "I swear by my beauty."

Liu Wan was about to despair, "Could it be that you lied to us when you said in class that you had acted in all Shakespeare's plays, oh, my immature heart has been ravaged."

Ji Hanzhi walked to the corner of the entrance of the auditorium with his mobile phone, so as not to interfere with other people's entry and exit, "Who said I lied to you, I have acted all of them, how about the queen of college dramas?"

"Then you haven't played Romeo yet?!" Liar.

Ji Hanzhi rubbed the tip of his nose lightly, and said with a smile, "I've always played Juliet."

"..." San Guan suddenly ran to jump off the cliff with long legs.

Ji Hanzhi said: "Oriental faces are generally softer and more delicate than Westerners, so when I was studying for a Ph.D., I was often drawn to play heroines, such as Cordelia, Hermia, and Helena."

That's right, Ji Hanzhi has acted in Shakespeare plays all over, but he has always played the heroine, so he is called the "Queen of Dramas".

"Queen" means this.

"Okay, Ji Yuan, you won. If you play Juliet, you'll be fine, right? Well, Juliet is yours." Liu Wan made a decision in an instant. Anyway, the original "Juliet" was familiar with the script, so she was able to reverse the role directly.

Ji Hanzhi faintly felt that he was not safe for the evening, so he really wanted to wear chastity pants, "Uh, Liu Wan, my task should be to sit in the audience and watch the show, what do you think?"

"I don't think that saving a scene is like putting out a fire. Think about it, Jiyuan, how pleasant everyone would be if you staged a reverse role."

Well, there is joy in fertilization.

There is no doubt that this performance will be famous forever, and will be famous in the world, both at home and abroad, every time.

Who doesn't have a little bit of pride in his heart, Ji Hanzhi secretly enjoys everyone's praise for him, "Oh, well, this time I will try to save the game, let's not make an example."

Noble and glamorous, a proper white swan.

"Thank you, thank you so much." Liu Wan sighed, "Then why don't you hurry up and put on makeup, Ji Yuan!!"

Ji Hanzhi shrugged his shoulders, expressing his understanding, he hung up the phone, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Zheng Xiang happily running out of the auditorium, as if he was going to greet someone at the door, probably Cui Qi.

This young couple who suffered a thousand dollars.Ji Hanzhi cursed viciously, wishing their husband and wife life to be extremely unsatisfactory, be 1 impotence, and 0 hemorrhoids.

hehe.Thinking about it this way, the mood is much clearer.

One of Ji Han flicked his hair and was about to walk out of the corner when he suddenly found that Zheng Xiang was holding someone's arm and turned back.

The man was dressed in a pure black suit, tall and slender, with a deep and handsome face, and he attracted all the eyes around him as soon as he entered the door.

Several welcoming girls in cheongsams with high slits gathered around and screamed in a low voice, as if they were drugged with excitement.

Ji Hanzhi paused, and took back his half-stepped foot, don't think about it, he just wanted to adjust his steps before stepping out... that's all.

Zheng Xiang and the figure of that person both disappeared at the entrance, and Ji Hanzhi walked out with confidence, only to bump into a man rushing in in a hurry.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was in a hurry." Chen Xi hurriedly apologized, and when he took a closer look, "Ma'am—"

"Ma'am, how happy is life, what fear is death, brother, you are so talented! I'm willing to bow down!" Ji Hanzhi raised his voice, and slapped Chen Xi's shoulder with his palm.

Chen Xi only heard the sound of "Kala", and thought desperately in his heart, it seemed inhumane.

The students who entered the arena one after another greeted Ji Hanzhi with smiles on their faces, and one of Ji Hanzhi smiled rightly, "Master Bumblebee, what a coincidence, where is your buddy Optimus Prime? Is he here to lie down at home during his period?"

"Husband, uh, Mr. Ji, I'm here to deliver a mobile phone to Chairman Zheng." Chen Xi showed off the high-end and high-end local tyrant gold.

Ji Hanzhi glanced at the local tyrant Jin, thinking that it is not the golden dragon of the glutinous chicken, so disappointed, "Then you go, don't say you have seen me."

Chen Xi hasn't seen Ji Hanzhi for a long time, and he didn't dare to ask Zheng Chao what's wrong, so he just said, "I'm not familiar with this, Mr. Ji, if you don't trouble me, can you pass it for me?"

"Troublesome, very troublesome." Ji Hanzhi straightened his face, with a trace of peace on his face, "I have it, and it's been eight months, and I can't touch radiation products."

Chen Xi froze, stretched out his finger and nodded his hand, "Mr. Ji, what is in your hand?"

The disguise failed, alas, Ji Hanzhi curled his lips, "The toy phone belongs to my son."

Chen Xi laughed dryly: "The eldest son's or... the one in his stomach?"

When the question continues like this, what year will be the end, Ji Hanzhi is suddenly very irritable, he snatches the local tyrant's gold, and said domineeringly: "It's mine!"

"what?"

"I mean, I'll help." Ji Hanzhi hurriedly added.

Chen Xi smiled, "I'm sorry, ma'am."

Ji Han's rage: "Call me Your Lady Queen!"

"Hee hee..." Several girls passing by around smiled very unjustly, their ambiguous and playful eyes made Ji Han feel a chill.

It's a shame not to be reincarnated as a woman in the next life, Mr. Ji.

After Chen Xi left, Ji Hanzhi casually put the rich gold into his pocket and entered the dressing room through the side door. Liu Wan waited for him so much that he almost had diarrhea.

"Ji Yuan, this skirt is the largest size. You can try it." Liu Wan was uneasy. No one in the drama club had ever reversed a Shakespeare play. This skirt was made for a fat girl a few years ago. I didn't put it on, and it was hidden in the snow until today.

Ji Hanzhi took the script into the dressing room. He put the script on the shelf, changed his clothes while reading it, and muttered a few words, then he suddenly said: "Don't you have a bra, Liu Wan, I need a pair of choppy big breasts Okay."

"Julie was only in her teens at that time, why would she need breasts!" Liu Wan shouted angrily outside.

Ji Hanzhi refused to give up: "Westerners generally develop early, so how about you experience the national conditions. Comeon, find someone with an F mask!"

Violent sounds of beating, smashing and looting could be faintly heard outside, and after a while, a big bra flew into the gap above the changing room, and Liu Wan shouted uncomfortably: "Today, a girl happened to go to a bra shop to buy a bra, it happened to be, It’s an F cover, you’re satisfied, Ji Yuan!”

"Praise that girl's good figure for me, thanks very much!" Ji Hanzhi suddenly regained the good mood of rehearsing dramas in college, and happily changed into costumes.

He is thin, but he is also a strong man. The complicated western long skirt is particular about the small waist. Fortunately, his waist is thin, so it is more than enough to put on the clothes. The F bra is crookedly buckled on his back. I thought, in my next life, I should not be reincarnated as a woman.

As a result, the skirt was low-cut, and it was empty at first glance, without revealing anything. Ji Han felt ashamed and indignant, and cursed in a low voice: "You look down on poor breasts, how can you flatten the world if your breasts are not fair?"

...Finally he gave up the F-hood and returned to the original and natural -A-hood.

When he opened the door and went out, the people in the whole dressing room were stunned for a while, and then applauded intermittently.

"Oh my god, the seven fairies are descending to earth." The deputy director of the Ministry of Literature and Art exclaimed, and was immediately slapped away by Liu Wan.

"Ji Yuan, hurry up and put on makeup."

Ji Hanzhi held the script and let them ruin it, muttering, "Oh, Romeo, hurry up and kiss me, hurry up, I can't take it anymore... Wait, is this what Juliet said? She came back from the scene of a Japanese action movie right."

The girl who originally played Juliet and now played Romeo blushed, and said shyly, "Ji Cao, Juliet was poisoned by the love flower poison of Unfeeling Valley, and the poison was hard to extricate herself on the spot, that's why she said that."

"...Is this a drama that combines Chinese and Western?" Ji Hanzhi felt a little regretful that he had accepted this job. He had a premonition that according to the development of this plot, Juliet and Romeo might be practicing Jade | Heart Sutra in the Valley of Unfeeling.

"No, this Valley of Unrequited Love is in Italy. Juliet will fall into a deep sleep after eating a poisoned apple, and Romeo will give her a...sweet kiss when he finds her." The female Romeo blinked unkindly and replied shyly.

Ji Hanzhi blinked inexplicably, thinking that if there were not seven Guo Jingmings surrounding him in the play, he would stop acting.

At this moment, Gan Huiru's exhortation has been thrown by Ji Hanzhi to the back of the Himalayas, Nepal.The performance went on as usual, and Ji Hanzhi didn't need to worry about it at all.

"Oh, that Liu Wan, how about Zheng Xiang's hosting?"

Liu Wan took time out of her busy schedule to reply: "Good, I've made great progress, I don't stutter anymore."

"Oh, that's right." Ji Hanzhi thought for a while, probably because of the nourishment of love.

"Mr. Ji, your phone is ringing." A classmate brought his clothes over. Ji Hanzhi took out his phone and found that it wasn't his. His mood was lifted instantly. He saw the text message on the screen saver.

[If it's convenient, please give me my mobile phone, if it's not convenient...] Ji Hanzhi can't see what's behind it, and the sender is 【Think】.

It seems that the big local tyrant took his brother's mobile phone to send a text message. He knew that he took his mobile phone?How did he know?Chen Xi told him?But isn't Chen Xi already gone?

Forget it, he is a big local tyrant who knows everything and knows everything.

Ji Hanzhi followed everyone to the backstage to line up, they were about to perform.The chasing light of the stage hit Zheng Xianghe and the hostess, and the high and dignified voice floated over the auditorium.

Ji Hanzhi was startled to realize that the local tyrant gold was still in his hand, and in a hurry, he inserted it into his chest.

Whew—it slipped to the waist, and I still don't believe it when I say that my chest is too flat.

The wonderful "Romeo and Juliet vs. the Seven Dwarfs" started, and Ji Hanzhi followed the script with his good drama quality.He squeezed his throat on purpose to make his voice thinner.

Someone in the audience whispered, guessing where this tall beauty came from.

"Juliet, oh, what's the matter with you, can I kiss you, my sleeping beauty." "Romeo" said in a hoarse voice, somewhat funny.

"Damn it, Juliet is the season grass ahhh—"

I don't know who, suddenly there was an earth-shattering roar, and there was an uproar in the auditorium.

Ji Hanzhi lay in the crystal coffin, opened his eyes suddenly, and cursed in his heart, if you don't say a word, you will die.

The author has something to say: Hello, the author has returned with a loss of integrity. .Will Mr. Ji tear off his clothes and yell "Come and rape me, Romeo"... I'm not sure.