Tyrant Romance

Chapter 21

"Honey, you've been so fierce lately, you're always so big at night, I can't take it anymore!"

"Honey, it's all thanks to the Women's Federation Jianbao Capsules, which made me swell overnight and look like a tiger!"

"Wow, hubby, mother-in-law won't have to worry about my stomach anymore!"

"The Women's Federation Jianbao Capsule allows men to have a real golden cudgel!"

"Hello, welcome back to FM998 City Voice Radio FM after a wonderful commercial, thank you listeners and friends who are still waiting in front of the broadcast, and then we will insert an anecdote about current events. It was just around 45:129, our city is bright A group of vehicles parallel incident occurred on the east section of Lucheng Road. According to eyewitnesses, within a few minutes, seven or eight black Audis appeared side by side on the dual carriageway. It caused congestion for a while. About 5 minutes later, another Maybach 62 appeared on the road and drove into the group of vehicles, running parallel to the bus. Until the No. 129 bus stopped at the stop, the group of vehicles suddenly drove away from people's sight. The incident It aroused heated discussions among the onlookers, and some people speculated that this matter may be related to gang disputes. So far, the police have received a call hotline and may further investigate and collect evidence..."

Zheng Chao glanced quietly at Ji Han, who said contemptuously, "Director Zheng, look at what you've done."

"When the police come, I'll tell them that I'm chasing my woman." Zheng Chao curled his lips, frankly in a mess.

Sitting between the two, Ji Xin said happily, "Father, can I hang out with my uncle in the future? I want to be the little prince of the underworld."

"Be a fart!" Ji Hanzhi ruthlessly strangled Ji Xin in the cradle, "If you want to hang out with him, don't come into my house again. Ji's family doesn't have a son like you!"

Ji Xin blinked his big timid eyes and asked, "So, can I change my name to Zheng Xin?"

Hey, what's with your expectant tone!I raised you for nothing for 28 years!18 years of breastfeeding alone!Your tits are sucked up by you, little bastard!

Zheng Chao rubbed Ji Xin's furry head, looked at Ji Hanzhi: "Mr. Ji, the baby is willing to follow me, and if you don't follow me, isn't it justified?"

Ji Hanzhi hugged his arms, and began to roll his eyes again, "I don't count you? You gave everything from underwear to suits. You only need to say 'return the things', and I can only clean up. Standing in front of you, I still can't call you?"

It's rare for a soft word to be said by Ji Hanzhi like a bullet. There is no one before, no one to come after, and there is no little swallow among them!

Zheng Chao was stunned, and suddenly felt that even if Ji Hanzhi was put on a magic spell, he would still grin his teeth and jump up and down all day long, singing "Good Primitive Society".

"Then move and live with me." Zheng Chao said suddenly, "Everything is convenient."

Ji Hanzhi's mouth was full of saliva, and he wanted to find an opportunity to slap the rich man's face, "Don't forget that you have a younger brother, Hun Dan! If he knows, should I still be in Legend Z?"

Ji Xin rubbed his shoulder and said, "Come and hang out with us, Dad, how about I make you the prince of the underworld?"

Seal me as the old prince of the underworld and don't do anything!

"I will make you the queen of the underworld," Zheng Chao followed Ji Xin's naughty words, "my beautiful queen."

Ji Hanzhi's brewed saliva choked in his throat, he rolled his eyes, and was successfully passed out by this big breath.

Due to the hit broadcast of "So I'm the President", Red Deer has successfully transformed from a generation of eunuchs to a metropolitan president.The Provincial Taiwan Building was full of his brainless fans, holding banners and shouting: "Lu Lu, you will always be the great eunuch in our hearts!"

Red Deer got off the nanny's car, heard such a shaking cry, and almost fainted in Director Martin's arms. Seeing the situation, the assistant wanted to rush over to give him artificial respiration!

"Don't——" Ji Xin pressed his face against the window glass, and it instantly turned into a big cake. He smeared his nose and tears on the window, and said desperately, "Mr. President, don't, only I can take away your virginity." ..."

Ji Hanzhi woke up from the coma in an instant, grabbed Ji Xin's waist, and rewarded him with a cruel meal of crispy meat, "Little bastard chicken | I want to steal someone's virginity before my fingers are as thick as mine, are you tired of working? "

Ji Xin's heart is dear to the CEO, and he is not afraid of cruelty, and stubbornly said: "Father, my chicken|chicken will grow stronger than you sooner or later!"

Bigger than me, taller than me, what the hell is this crazy!

"Ji Xin, you—"

Zheng Chao stretched out his arm and grabbed Ji Hanzhi's neck and led him over. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he kissed his lips lightly, and said, "Master Ji should be happy that blue comes from blue and is better than blue."

Ji Hanzhi rubbed his lips with his fingers in astonishment, and said angrily: "I'm so angry that this bastard can speak pornography."

Teacher Ji, in fact, like a father, like a son.

Martin led the main crew into the building, and a group of fans were heartbroken, hopeless, unable to swallow, and they rose up one after another, trying to break through the obstacles of the security guard.

Ji Hanzhi glanced at such a chaotic scene, and said to Chen Xi: "Master, the driver of the Hornet, please go around to the right side of the building. There is a back door there."

Zheng Chao glanced at the rearview mirror, as if asking: "Can you drive the Hornet? Can Optimus Prime drive?"

Chen Xi was shot innocently.

After showing the proof, the Maybach entered the provincial gate without any hindrance. Zheng Chao asked Ji Hanzhi: "How does it feel to revisit Teacher Ji's old place?"

Ji Hanzhi glanced at him in distaste, and said, "It's miserable, it's hardest to breathe when it's warm and cold."

"..." The big local tyrant said that he had long forgotten what it was, "Mr. Ji has stayed in France for many years, and his Chinese is still so good. It's really amazing."

"Absurd praise, big local tyrant." Ji Hanzhi was elated at the moment, and misfortune came out of his mouth, "Before I went abroad at the age of ten, I had been studying in a private school. I learned the Four Books and Five Classics, Tang Poetry and Song Ci at my fingertips." After speaking, he gave a small look, Almost threw my eyeballs out.

Zheng Chao pursed his lips, recalling what he did when he was in school, finance, information, politics, law and civil engineering, but not literature. Suddenly, a ravine comparable to the Brahmaputra Grand Canyon split between the two of them.

Although he hasn't been to Provincial Taiwan for nearly four years, Ji Hanzhi remembers the location of every toilet here clearly, but why does he remember the toilets so firmly?

"Father, I can't hold it anymore!" Ji Xin clutched the chicken | the chicken twisted and turned, it was really peeing like a mountain, and the bird was wet a moment later.

"I'll take Ji Xin to the toilet, Zheng Dong will wait for us in the studio."

Zheng Chao grabbed his hand suddenly, "Come back quickly, I'll wait for you."

The goosebumps all over the floor can be sold by tons, Ji Hanzhi withdrew his hand, "Don't worry, I won't lose myself if I throw Ji Xin into the toilet."

Ji Xin was already squatting on the ground and writhing. He was extremely unhappy when he heard this, "No, Dad will throw it in the toilet with me! Okay, um, I'm going to pee."

Ji Hanzhi was startled, and quickly threw him into the toilet. He was extremely rude, comparable to a fascist, "Hurry up! The interview is about to start, do you still want to meet your boss?"

Ji Xin shook the little bird and cried: "Even if Dad reminds me again, I have to wait for the water to run out. It's all because Dad made me drink a big glass of milk in the morning!"

Ji Hanzhi hugged his chest and sneered: "Who secretly drank a large bottle of Coke while I was frying eggs in the morning? Could it be a ghost?"

"Hey -- Dad, I'm an atheist." Ji Xin said proudly after shaking the bird, "I'm the successor of communism, inheriting the glorious tradition of the revolutionary predecessors!"

If your seniors know that you miss them while peeing, they will cry blind down there.

Ji Xin tiptoed on the sink to wash his hands, and Ji Hanzhi inevitably had to help him, "Open your hands, look, it's all bacteria from your urine."

Ji Xin asked curiously: "Dad's glaucoma is so bad that I can't even see it."

"When you get cataracts, you will probably be able to see half of them." Ji Hanzhi said without changing his face.

"What about the other half?"

"Same as me, with glaucoma." Ji Hanzhi shook off his little hands, "Okay, turn off the dryer and let's go find your wealthy uncle."

Ji Xin warmed his little hands cheerfully, turned his head and asked, "Father, when will you give birth to a younger sister for me to play with the rich uncle?"

It seemed that Ji Hanzhi had been stung, and his heart went numb, and he asked, "Will you be unhappy if you have a younger brother?"

"Also... happy." Ji Xin was obviously not that enthusiastic, "It's just that one family can't tolerate two birds, and I'm afraid that both sides will suffer."

Boy, you're thinking a little too far, really.

Ji Hanzhi shook his head amusedly, turned around and was about to walk out of the toilet, but unexpectedly raised his eyes and suddenly found a man standing at the door, quietly, he did not catch up with the wandering soul after his reincarnation!

"Han Zhi."

Ji Hanzhi's whole body was shaken, and he touched the tip of his nose with his fingers in a nerve-wracking manner, "It's such an unfortunate coincidence, Minister Shen, no, it should be called Vice-Taiwan Shen now."

The deputy director's eyes showed nostalgia, and he approached step by step, "Hanzhi, I'm so glad to see you again, we haven't seen each other for nearly four years, where have you been?"

"Going to the Garrison Death Squad." Ji Hanzhi replied quickly, "Now I'm steel and iron, don't mess with me casually."

Deputy Shen couldn't help but smiled wryly, "You're still so good at joking."

Ji Hanzhi heheed, with a slanted smile on his lips, "I am a serious man, my son can prove it."

This kind of evil smile really made Ji Xin feel uncomfortable, and his small body softened and fell into Ji Han's arms, "Father, you are so manly, since ancient times, a beauty deserves a hero, you are a hero, and I am a beauty, okay. "

"Mr. Shen, do you see that my son and I are already flying together, so don't intervene again, it's inappropriate." Ji Hanzhi tried to persuade him.

The deputy station comrade was dumbfounded, "Hanzhi, is this your son? Are you married?"

"It's a long time ago. The golden wedding anniversary was only celebrated yesterday." Ji Hanzhi said boldly, "For the sake of my being a married man, please let me go, Mr. Shen?"

There was a wry smile on the corner of Vice-Tai Shen's mouth, "I can't count the number of times you always reject me so flatly."

Ji Hanzhi led Ji Xin by his side, paused, and gave him an idea: "Go to the lake and buy a latrine and squat down to count. You can always count in this life, right?"

Deputy Shen was in a daze for a while, then suddenly remembered, turned around and asked, "Hanzhi! Let's have a meal together—" The meal is a fart, and the person has long since disappeared.

The largest studio in the provincial TV station was already ready, and the crew members were waiting in the background after putting on their makeup one by one. Zheng Chao sat in the VIP seat and waited for a while, but before Ji Hanzhi received a work text message, he had to get up and walk out of the studio.

In the end, I happened to have another face-to-face meeting with Ji Hanzhi, short oil, what a fate!

"Director Zheng, are you leaving?" Ji Hanzhi praised him for walking well.

When Zheng Chao saw the glare in his eyes, he knew what he was thinking, "I'm going to meet with the top management of the province and Taiwan to discuss next year's advertising project. I'll see you later."

Ji Hanzhi rolled his giant eyes, "What's so interesting about me?"

Zheng Chao pulled him to the wall and kissed him again without any explanation. This kind of behavior of bullying men and women is really a mess!

"Short oil," Ji Xin covered his eyes silently, "Uncle obviously said that I look good, dad is a hungry person."

At this time, this guy has already forgotten his lord CEO, Amen.

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