sinovels Chapter 530: Save Me!
Chapter 530: Save Me!
"Xiaohan, this joke is so funny. I declare that you are the leader of the Nonsense Literature Sect!"
"Hahaha, so interesting!"
"Hey, Xiaohan, you just said that this can be used in reality. How to use it? Is there any specific usage?"
"Yes! I just talked to my friend like this, and he broke through the button directly! Haha!"
"I told my girlfriend in real life, she gave me a big dick."
"I feel like I can only talk nonsense about literature with those I hate. With friends, it's just a joke."
Anchor, I just heard, you said you can still deal with annoying relatives, please teach me! How to deal with it specifically, I have a family dinner tomorrow, and by then, they will definitely urge me to get married! It’s so annoying! "
A water friend’s speech was full of troubles.
Shi Han noticed.
Urgent marriage
In fact, it's not just about urging marriage, but also about various topics, such as asking about work and salary, and asking about various family affairs.
I was surrounded by more than a dozen people asking questions.
Everyone will find it annoying!
Of course.
This is not the main thing that bothers me. If I really ask these questions, so many people will ask, which is a little bit annoying, but it doesn’t mean that I have broken my defense.
But some relatives are really great!
When other people ask you, they are caring about you. When they ask you, they are just disgusting with you!
Ask one topic at a time.
They will blah blah blah.
"Oh, yours is okay, but it's not as good as my one.
Anyway.
Highlight a pull!
It is through you that I can show off the power of my child in front of other relatives!
As for caring about you?
How funny!
Seeing you doing well makes them feel more uncomfortable than him having a bad life, but seeing you living a bad life makes them satisfied.
It’s so weird!
And now the friend asking the question.
Several relatives in Xiao Ming's family are so good that they always come to talk to him at every gathering or festival.
It’s really hard to bear!
So much so that in the past two years, whenever there was a party, he would rather work overtime at the company than go back to attend!
But this time it was different.
Mom's birthday.
No matter what he said, it would be too much not to go back this time!
so.
Now, when he thinks about tomorrow's party, he feels as if he is going to die...
but now!
There is always a way out!
Xiao Ming suddenly discovered such nonsense literature while watching Shi Han's live broadcast.
At first he didn't think anything was wrong.
Just thought it was funny.
You can play with this joke in the future!
but.
I heard Shi Han say that this nonsense literature can be used in reality, for practicing Tai Chi and talking to people who don't like it.
Invisibly pissing them off.
This time.
Xiao Ming's eyes lit up.
Then wouldn't this thing be fully usable if he uses it to deal with his relatives tomorrow?
Very good!
but.
This thing is really too novel. It’s something that just appeared today, so it’s not acceptable to use it for some simple jokes.
Used in real terms.
Xiao Ming can't think of how to deal with those top relatives.
then.
He decided to ask Shi Han for help!
Nothing more.
There are too many friends in the live broadcast room, and the number of barrages sent out is terrifying. Every small barrage sent out is quickly deleted.
Posted for quite some time.
finally.
The emperor paid off! (Li Haozhao) Shi Han finally saw it!
~Look, here it comes, this water friend, when faced with the urge to get married at a family gathering tomorrow, can definitely use this nonsense literature!
"Xiaohan, Xiaohan! I know it can be used, but I'm not good at learning and can't absorb it completely. Please teach me! Save the child!"
then.
Xiao Ming talked about his situation and luck in the live broadcast room.
He did not add fuel to the fire or deliberately sensationalize the situation, he simply stated the facts honestly.
that's it.
It also made everyone feel sympathetic!