sinovels Chapter 5 Famous Quotes! Oh dear, what a mess...
Chapter 5 Famous Quotes! Oh dear, what a mess...
The school clinic was silent for a full three seconds.
The barrage of comments was dense, ten times more lively than when he got wiped out in King of Glory.
"It's the finale, brothers."
"It's nothing, just syphilis."
"The school doctor is so reliable; he handled everything from taking a medical consultation to comforting the patient to prescribing medication in one smooth motion."
"If I were that guy, my legs would go weak too."
"That's what you call professionalism—not a single hint of disdain or ridicule throughout."
"Hey guys, remember this: keep your lower bodies in check when you go to bars in the future."
"Biochemical Mother Warning: Male compatriots, please take this as a warning."
"Isn't this live stream more entertaining than legal education programs?"
Lin Mo picked up his thermos, took a sip, and raised an eyebrow as he looked at the screen full of comments.
He put down his water glass, pointed a finger at the camera a few times, and his expression became unusually serious.
"To those guys who spend all their time in bars and flirting with girls, let me say something serious."
He leaned forward.
Place both hands on the table.
His tone dropped from the earlier teasing.
They became serious.
"You all witnessed this case today."
"This student, after knowing her for less than two hours, exchanging a few sweet words and a drink, went to a hotel with her without taking any precautions."
"And the result? Low-grade fever, sore throat, and a rash all over the body. This is just syphilis, which is curable. What if it's something else? Some diseases, once contracted, are for life."
The chat became noticeably quieter, and the scrolling speed slowed down.
"It's not that you can't date, nor that you can't go to social events."
"But you need to open your eyes wide. A stranger, very handsome, comes up to you and becomes extremely attentive, complimenting your looks, saying he rarely sees your type, and offering to buy you drinks—use your toes to think about it, is that normal?"
He paused for two seconds, giving the commenters time to process and take screenshots.
"Normal relationships need time to develop; we won't rush you to a hotel room within two hours of meeting you."
"Think about it carefully, what does the other person want from you? Are you handsome? Do you have a good temperament? You think you are a prince charming in their eyes, but in reality, you are just a half-finished product on their assembly line."
The comments started scrolling again.
"The unfinished products on the assembly line, it's heartbreaking."
"The school doctor's words are awful, but I love listening to them."
"I've already recorded it. I'll send it to my buddy who loves going to bars tonight."
"I suggest printing this message on the bar entrance."
Lin Mo leaned back in his chair, unscrewed the thermos, took another sip, and spoke in a more relaxed tone, even managing a slight upturn at the corners of his mouth.
"But—if, I mean if,"
He slowly put down the water glass, then held up one finger towards the camera.
"If any of you have already been infected and suspect that you may have a problem, don't panic, don't be ashamed, go to a regular hospital for a check-up as soon as possible."
"Delaying treatment is the stupidest thing to do. This disease is like that. If you treat it properly in the early stages, there won't be any problems. But if you keep delaying, the mess will only get bigger and bigger, and then it will really become a serious problem."
He cleared his throat.
"In short, the advice I want to give you today is—"
He spread his hands on the table and read out a passage, word by word:
"Hey, it's not a problem with me. It's just a casual relationship, the probability is low. If there's no issue with warts, there's even less to worry about. Just take good care of yourself, don't go to the vesicles too often, find a spot to treat it, a rash-free one."
He finished reading.
The live stream was silent for 0.5 seconds.
Then the comments poured out like a floodgate had been opened.
"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!"
"What an amazing pun!"
"Every word is a point of knowledge. I'll count them one by one: 艾, 梅, 篤, 淋, 尖, 滋, 泡泡, 斑, 疹."
"Oh my god, 'Ai' = AIDS, 'mei' = syphilis, 'you' = genital warts, 'lin' = gonorrhea, 'sheep' = genital herpes, and 'ban zhen' = typhus??"
"Zhenxin de = Zhenxin de, I'm convinced."
"That's what you call professionalism!!!!"
"The school doctor's advice, the ceiling of puns."
"I could laugh at this joke for a year."
"Screenshot taken, post for WeChat Moments ready."
"It is recommended to memorize the entire text."
Looking at the screen full of comments, Lin Mo finally smiled from the bottom of his heart.
He waved at the camera, his tone as relaxed as if he had just finished a winning game:
"Alright, that's all for today's live stream. I'm your TCM school doctor, Lin Mo. Remember, I make a living with my medical skills, not by playing King of Glory. Tomorrow at the same time, everyone is welcome to come to the live stream to listen to me talk about real health preservation knowledge. Stop watching me play games and learn something new."
He was about to turn off the live stream when, as if remembering something, he raised a finger and added a sentence to the screen.
"Oh, by the way—if you haven't been vaccinated today, haven't had a physical exam, or feel unwell but are too embarrassed to get checked, don't delay. Your life is your own, your pride isn't worth anything. Let's go, let's go."
The live chat was still flooded with comments, and the number of online viewers had already exceeded 50,000.
Lin Mo reached out and turned off the live stream, pushed the phone stand aside, leaned back in his chair, and let out a long sigh.
He stared at the ceiling, the smile on his lips still lingering.
Ten million doesn't seem so far away anymore.
When Lin Mo turned off the live stream, he had no idea that he would be trending on social media for the next three days.
He just did what he always did.
Push the phone stand to the corner of your desk.
I went to the cafeteria and got a plate of braised pork, then went back to my dorm and took a shower.
I played two more rounds of King of Glory while lying in bed.
We lost everything.
He was so angry that he shoved his phone under his pillow, turned over, and went to sleep.
He was woken up by his phone vibrating the next morning.
It's not an alarm clock, it's WeChat.
The number of messages was so high that his phone almost crashed, with the screen covered in red dots.
The number of unread messages is over 99 and it's still rising.
Lin Mo rubbed his eyes and sat up.
My first reaction was—what happened?
His father passed away?
He first went to the family group chat, which was completely silent. His mother had posted a long image that morning with the message "Good morning, health and wellness tips".
He breathed a sigh of relief and then opened his college roommates' group chat.
There have been more than 300 messages in the group.
"Holy crap, Mo Ge, you're famous now, do you even know that?"
"Go fucking watch TikTok."
"Your live stream clip got uploaded, and it garnered over ten million views in one night."
"Ten million, Brother Mo."
"No, are you serious about that pun? It's about 'Ai Ya Mei Guan Xi' (艾呀梅关系).
My WeChat Moments are full of your meme.
"Brother Mo, come out and say something."
Lin Mo paused for a moment, then opened Douyin (TikTok).
His account gained a million followers overnight.
Last night's live stream replay was edited into three videos.
The titles are "School Doctor's Consultation of Syphilis Patient: A High-Energy Experience"
"A 99% chance of the school doctor facing death."
"The relationship between Ai Ya Mei is the pinnacle of puns."
The three videos have garnered over 30 million views combined, with the most liked video receiving 420,000 comments.