sinovels Chapter 21: The Crispy College Student of Today! Dislocated his jaw while eating?
Chapter 21: The Crispy College Student of Today! Dislocated his jaw while eating?
Lin Mo was having lunch when he saw Tong Jincheng's comment in the school clinic.
He freed his hand and typed a line of text, replying to Tong Jincheng's post.
"You didn't know before?"
Four words.
No exclamation marks, no emojis, and not even a single question mark.
But it is precisely this extreme simplicity, coupled with Lin Mo's consistently calm demeanor, that makes it more impactful than any lengthy discourse.
Tong Jincheng replied instantly: "I really don't know!! I always thought it was from staying up all night!!"
Lin Mo replied again, "Now I know."
Then he added another comment: "I suggest you make an appointment at the school clinic; fans get a 20% discount."
Tong Jincheng replied with a "kneeling" emoji.
This conversation was screenshotted by netizens.
The video was shared even more widely than the self-check video for kidney deficiency from last night.
The most upvoted comment in the comment section was just three words: "The case is solved."
The second one that follows is...
"The most affectionate man in Jiangnan is actually a guy with kidney deficiency."
The third one is even more outrageous.
"The master's secret to flirting: If you don't have enough kidneys, make up for it with quantity."
Lin Mo leaned back in his chair.
He was still chewing on the sweet and sour pork he had brought back from the cafeteria, his eyes glued to his phone screen.
The comment under Tong Jincheng's "kneeling" emoji has already received over three thousand replies.
The comment section was like dumplings in a boiling pot.
Memes and jokes are flying everywhere.
Just as he was about to take another look, the door to the school clinic was pushed open from the outside.
It wasn't one person, it was two people.
When the door was pushed open, a gust of wind blew in, causing a corner of the prescription on the doctor's table to be lifted.
The first one to come in was a girl.
He walked hurriedly, one hand supporting another girl.
With the other hand, he parted the air in front of him.
It looked like the school clinic was so crowded that it needed to be cleared for passage.
In fact, Lin Mo was the only person in the entire school clinic.
She was wearing a loose sweatshirt with the sleeves rolled up above her elbows.
She showed off a section of her fair forearm, and her face was covered in light makeup.
There was a cleverness in his eyes and brows.
But Lin Mo's gaze first fell on the girl behind him.
The girl being helped was slightly hunched over.
One hand covered her chin; her fingers were slender and fair, her nails were trimmed into round shapes, and she wasn't wearing nail polish.
She was wearing a simple dress made of thin fabric. As she walked, the hem swayed gently, revealing a glimpse of her slender ankles.
Her skin was a translucent, fair, and evenly white complexion.
Her face shape is a classic oval face with a pointed chin.
But not excessively thin.
The lines taper down just right from the cheekbone.
Like the outline drawn in a meticulous brush painting.
But at this moment, the most striking feature of this face is not the lines of its oval shape.
It was her expression that was striking.
Her lips were slightly parted.
It can't close its mouth, and its lower lip sticks forward.
The entire lower jaw is stiff in a fixed position.
It looked like something was stuck in its throat.
Her eyes are large, with slightly upturned corners.
His pupils were dark brown, shimmering with a thin layer of water.
It wasn't because I was crying.
It's because he can't close his mouth.
Saliva secretion is uncontrolled.
My eyes involuntarily welled up with tears.
She looked disheveled and pitiful.
But that face was just too beautiful.
He looked disheveled but not sloppy.
It just looked like a cat that had been caught in the rain.
It makes you want to hand them a towel.
She saw Lin Mo and her mouth moved slightly.
It seemed to be trying to say something, but what came out were not words.
It was a string of indistinct syllables.
"Waaaaah—waaaah—waaaaah—"
Lin Mo swallowed the sweet and sour pork in her mouth, put down her chopsticks, looked at her, and then at her calm roommate who was supporting her.
He stretched out his hand, palm down, and gently pressed it down in mid-air.
It interrupted her continuous sobbing.
"Excuse me, student, I can see you want to speak, but given your situation, it's best to have your friend speak for you."
He turned to look at the girl next to him.
"What's going on?"
The girl settled Shen Zhiwei down beside the examination bed.
He put one hand on her shoulder, gestured in the air with the other hand, and spoke in a calm tone as if he were announcing today's cafeteria menu.
"The school doctor, her name is Shen Zhiwei. Let me tell you, she's like a starving ghost reincarnated—I treated her to a meal, and she dislocated her jaw from eating it."
There was a moment of silence in the school clinic.
It wasn't silence; Lin Mo was processing the information.
Within that single second, the comments section went through a three-stage emotional shift: from confusion to shock to bursts of laughter.
"Hahahaha, eating a dislocated shoulder??"
"You can eat your jaw until it dislocates??"
Am I the only one who noticed the "reincarnation of a starving ghost"?
Are all today's college students fucking fragile?
"You don't understand, anyone who invites me to dinner is like a godfather to me."
"This woman dislocated her jaw from eating too much rice."
"I've heard of people dislocating their joints while running, and I've heard of people dislocating their joints while playing ball, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone eating a dislocated joint."
I've truly learned a new meaning from the term "crispy college student" today.
"This is hilarious! He's a reincarnation of a starving ghost; he even dislocated his shoulder while eating."
Upon hearing the words "a starving ghost reincarnated," Shen Zhiwei suddenly turned her neck. Although she couldn't move her chin, she could still move her upper body.
She turned and glared at her best friend, her eyes even wider than before.
A series of rapid humming sounds came from her throat, with varying pitches.
The rhythm is varied and melodic, clearly indicating a rebuttal.
Moreover, the rebuttal was very well-organized.
If her temporomandibular joint is still functioning normally.
"Mmmmmm! Waaah—mmmmmmmm!"
Lin Mo raised an eyebrow, turned to look at his roommate, and made a questioning gesture with his eyes.
"What...is she saying?"
Shen Zhiwei's roommate glanced down at her, then looked up again.
The tone was as calm as if Google Translate were broadcasting a message.
"Oh, she's saying it's because the food was too delicious, not her fault."
After listening to her roommate's translation, Shen Zhiwei nodded very seriously.
Although the chin cannot move, the movement clearly shows that it is nodding.
There was a certainty in her eyes.
Lin Mo's expression froze for a fraction of a second.
He looked at the pair in front of him.
A girl whose jaw has fallen off and who can't speak, and a roommate who can accurately translate the meaning of "woo woo woo".
Then he reached for the thermos on the table and took a sip of tea.
The live chat exploded again.
"Wow, they even have a translator!"
"She can even translate 'woo woo woo'? Is this best friend actually a simultaneous interpreter?"
"This kind of training couldn't be achieved without a friendship spanning over a decade."
"From now on, the bond between girls has a new definition: someone who can translate your sobs."
The school doctor's expression seemed to say: "I've never seen anything like this in all my years of medical school."
"Having a translator around is so convenient."
Lin Mo put down the thermos, a subtle smile appearing on his lips.
He leaned back in his chair and made a very reasonable guess in a cautious tone.
"You guys are so skilled, let me straighten this jaw. Isn't this the first time it's dislocated?"
The moment he finished speaking, the two men reacted in perfect unison.