This is too hilarious!

56. Tian Qiyuan's abilities!

Tian Qiyuan transferred to Class 3 of the first year of high school. Looking at Bai Hui sitting in the last row, he was first taken aback, then a look of slight confusion appeared on his face—

The top student in the grade, sitting in this position?

However, considering that the other party not only had better grades than him, but also had martial arts skills that even his own nanny, who graduated from the "Great Xia Culinary Training School," couldn't match.

Even his mastery of dream artifacts and nightmare artifacts far surpasses his own!

Thinking about it this way, Tian Qiyuan suddenly realized that Bai Hui must have his reasons for sitting like that...

After thinking for a moment, he gave a brief self-introduction, and then pointed to Li Youye next to Bai Hui, saying, "Teacher, I want to sit in that seat, next to Bai Hui."

Li Youye was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, then retorted angrily, "Who do you think you are! You're not some loser who just beat up my buddy, are you? You think you can just change schools like that? Do you own the school?"

Bai Hui thought for a moment and said, "I will not separate from Li Youye."

Yu Lian: "???"

Luo Daiyun: "???"

Zou Shuhuai: "???"

Most of the students in the class were a little confused by Bai Hui's words.

Only Feng Jue had a thoughtful expression on his face.

Li Youye was deeply moved: "Good brother..."

Bai Hui patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Youye, at least at school, we'll always be deskmates!"

As he said this, he was actually thinking to himself.

As the saying goes, comparison is the thief of joy. Being the top student in the grade, having Li Youye, who is at the bottom of the class, by my side is actually quite helpful in maintaining my rationality in daily school life...

In addition, Li Youye's frequent internet use can actually be of great help to Bai Hui—Bai Hui has the opportunity to directly obtain a lot of "unconventional and strange knowledge" that is not recorded in textbooks from Li Youye.

Moreover, this guy's way of thinking is different from ordinary people, and most of the time it's quite comical. It's a kind of relief for Bai Hui in the process of facing the absurdity of this world...

After all, Bai Hui had already begun to show some signs of "physical deformity," but Li Youye, who had been online for a long time and had been subjected to a large amount of chaotic and complex information of unknown authenticity, only appeared to have a slightly abnormal mind.

Bai Hui pondered that perhaps when his mastery of Xingyi Quan reached a higher level, he could use the [Ultimate Color] to comprehend Li Youye and resolve his physical deformity issue...

"Li Youye?"

Tian Qiyuan pondered the name for a moment, but couldn't recall anyone in the top fifty of his grade.

Could it be that they were in the top 100 of the grade? That would indeed be hard to remember...

After thinking for a moment, Tian Qiyuan said, "Then I'll sit on your other side."

Upon hearing this, Bai Hui glanced at the aisle on the other side of him, his expression strange—there was no seat on his other side!

Then Tian Qiyuan said to the person outside the door, "Come in."

Li Youye asked instinctively, "There are transfer students too?"

But Bai Hui recognized her as Tian Qiyuan's nanny.

At this moment, flesh and bone proliferated under the nanny's ribs, manifesting four arms, each supporting a pile of boxes while also carrying a set of desks and chairs.

The nanny's appearance naturally caused a stir in Class 3 of Grade 11—a six-armed deformity clearly indicated she was a powerful individual!

They might even be at the Martial Vein Realm!

"This is a small gift I specially prepared for you all. It's nothing special, but it should be helpful for your current cultivation..." Tian Qiyuan said with a smile, "One box for each of you."

As they spoke, the nanny's wrist trembled, and boxes of so-called "small greeting gifts" were accurately shot onto the desks in front of each student in the classroom.

"Muscle-Relaxing and Vein-Nourishing Pills? Wow! That's a big spender! I heard this box costs 1,500!"

Some classmates recognized the gift and exclaimed in surprise again.

"No one gets a box? There are dozens of people in our class, this is unacceptable..."

"Wow!"

"Young Master Tian, ​​why are you only arriving now!"

"Does it really have to be next to Bai Hui? Look next to me..."

Many students didn't even open their mouths, but their voices were already being secretly incited.

Zou Shuhuai's pupils contracted sharply: "Does the teacher have one too?"

He's also at the Fiend Body Realm!

"Yes, teacher, yes." Tian Qiyuan chuckled, the slight awkwardness brought on by the class transfer instantly disappearing.

Seeing this, Zou Shuhuai couldn't help but recall the look of utter hatred from the students in Class 6 when he went to pick up Tian Qiyuan earlier...

At the time, Zou Shuhuai thought it was because the top student in the grade was in his class and their class's average score wasn't ideal, which was why he was hostile... Turns out it was because Tian Qiyuan left!

Moreover, it is said that Tian Qiyuan's family donated another sum of money to the school...

What does "again" mean?

Zou Shuhuai swallowed.

People's joys and sorrows are not shared, but in Tian Qiyuan's eyes, all the teachers and students of Yuncheng No. 1 High School seemed to be equally poor...

Then, Tian Qiyuan instructed his nanny to place the desks and chairs next to Bai Hui, blocking the aisle.

Immediately, the nanny's four arms disintegrated and vanished.

Throughout the entire process, no one uttered a word of rebuttal.

Even Li Youye was speechless. A gift worth 1500 yuan for a first-year high school student... that's a huge sum of money!

Even some of the students who had experienced the previous battle were surprised that Tian Qiyuan could carry a Nightmare Artifact at such a young age, but they didn't quite feel it... After all, it was something worth millions!

These days, even when they have to write an 800-word essay for their exams, they still have to figure out how to get as close to that symbol as possible...

But things are different now.

Right now, what they need most right now—the "Muscle and Vein Nourishing Pills" priced at 1500 yuan per box—have been delivered right to their doorstep!

Bai Hui also received a box. He looked down at the various ingredients and effects listed on the packaging, and then cut a [simple line]—

【Name: Muscle-Relaxing and Vein-Nourishing Pills】

Price: 1500/box (12 capsules, average price per capsule: 125)

[Efficacy: Unblocks meridians, nourishes the body, and stabilizes the mind.]

[Description: It is said to originate from the ancient Chinese medicine theory of "Yu the Great Taming the Flood," containing strange principles that can passively and naturally regulate the body to approach a state of theoretical perfection...]

……

"To approach a state of theoretical perfection"?

And what the heck is this pharmacological explanation of "Yu the Great controlling the floods"?

Bai Hui was a little confused.

As he was pondering this, he heard Tian Qiyuan speak softly: "I heard you're planning to sell spots for private martial arts instruction?"

Having caught the key words, Bai Hui immediately became serious: "You're interested? What price are you willing to offer?"

"Private martial arts lessons aren't expensive." Tian Qiyuan shook his head slightly. "We're a public school. Even if you're in the top tier, you'll only get a maximum of four thousand yuan for a single private martial arts lesson..."

"So little?"

Bai Hui exclaimed in surprise, "That's private martial arts instruction! A precious opportunity to master advanced martial arts skills outside of class!"

"So here's the question: will you be the one teaching me privately, or will Teacher Wu be the one?"

Bai Hui paused for a moment.

"So, Teacher Wu takes the lion's share?"

"Of course, otherwise why would he agree to negotiate with the school for you?" Tian Qiyuan shrugged. "Normally, for private martial arts instruction in our public schools, Teacher Wu only receives a small subsidy."

But if he sells it... he can get more.

Bai Hui seemed to be deep in thought.

Tian Qiyuan continued, "I've learned more about your situation. I don't mean to look down on you at all, I just wanted to ask you a question... would you be interested in becoming my martial arts sparring partner? I can offer you a salary."

"Oh? Tell me more!"

"Tell me first, what was your attack accuracy rating when you used my 'cyborg'?"

Bai Hui hesitated for a moment, then said: "99.9%"

Tian Qiyuan: "???"

……