this agent is not very good

Chapter 21 First Kiss

In the top ward of the NTR Secret Service, a group of people surrounded Xing Kong, who was still lying on the bed.

Yan Yace came in with a test sheet, Fu Chengfeng hurriedly asked: "Old Yan, what happened to him?"

Yan Yace slapped the list on the table: "Allergy."

Yan Yang looked at Yan Yace questioningly: "Impossible, our father is not allergic to pets."

Fu Chengfeng said: "Not being allergic to red pandas doesn't mean I'm not allergic to other species."

Yan Yace tapped the list on the table: "He is allergic to food."

"Ah?" Tang Xiaopai picked up the test sheet and looked at it, but couldn't understand... "Then it's even more impossible. Our father is very careful about what he eats. He never touches things that he is allergic to, and it is impossible for me to give him do it."

While checking Xing Kong's pupils, Yan Yace said: "Not only did he touch it, but according to the test results, he touched it within 5 minutes before he had difficulty breathing. We found cucumber in his blood. From cucumbers, which are his allergens."

Tang Xiaopai frowned and looked at Yanyang: "Cucumber is the thing he hates the most, even if he is not allergic, he would never touch it."

Yan Yace looked at Tang Xiaopai and Yanyang coldly: "Are you questioning our company's testing equipment, which is more advanced than the hospital? Or are you questioning the accuracy of my reading of the test sheet?"

The two of them didn't talk, thinking that the equipment and the doctor should be right, but the chance of such a thing as eating cucumbers should be zero!

Yan Yace looked at Fu Chengfeng and twisted his face: "Old Fu, did you do something to suffocate him?"

Fu Chengfeng stammered "um", "ah" and "uh" for a long time before he said: "...he may have indeed eaten cucumber by mistake, and it was at the kidnapper's house who just committed suicide. I ate a lot of raspberry cucumber cake , and kissed him."

"What?! You kissed our father?!" Yan Yang and Tang Xiao Pai shouted in unison.Yan Yace calmly continued to check Xing Kong.

"You two shouldn't be surprised to be so synchronized... I didn't mean it. No, I must have kissed him on purpose, but I didn't expect him to be allergic to cucumbers." Fu Chengfeng looked innocent.

Yan Yang said mysteriously: "Brother Bomb Disposal, take a step to speak."

Fu Chengfeng was pulled by the hem of his clothes by Yan Yang, and Tang Xiaopai pushed his back and left the ward.

"Your mouth..." Yan Yang pointed to Fu Chengfeng's swollen and purple lower lip and asked, "Is it the result of our master's resistance?"

Fu Chengfeng pressed down Yanyang's finger: "No, what is he resisting? I'm good at kissing. It's just that it's going to explode outside. He was afraid, so he bit harder."

Tang Xiaopai expressed his shock in a small voice: "Are you sure our father didn't resist???"

"No, it's not the first time." After finishing speaking, Fu Chengfeng touched his lips, as if thinking about something.

"Again, no, yes, the first, first, time?" Yan Yang slowly turned his head to look at Tang Xiao Pai, and said every word.The two exchanged incredible emotions with their eyes.

Tang Xiaopai then asked: "How many times is that?! Hurry up, details!"

Fu Chengfeng was a little confused: "What are you doing? He still has few relatives. Look at the thirst for knowledge on the faces of the two of you. After all, there are countless men and women who follow him."

Yan Yang pulled Fu Chengfeng to lean against the wall, pulled down the clothes on his shoulders, and whispered: "Brother, you don't know, our master has forest cleanliness, he never! Never! Never! Kiss someone. Before being happy, the other party has to swear three times, no touch above the neck, no touch above the neck, no touch above the neck, before you can start sex. Also, I am the first time to read the earth man, the sheep lost his eyesight , I still hope to forgive me!"

Fu Chengfeng was dumbfounded for an instant with his neck bent and listening.

"Uh... I have three questions." The gears in Fu Chengfeng's mind that stopped turning suddenly resumed operation.

Yan Yang leaned over, nodded and bowed like a younger brother: "Brother, may I ask you!"

"What is forest cleanliness? What will happen if you touch him above the neck? You say that he never, never, never kisses anyone, which means... I took his first kiss?"

Yan Yang nervously covered his mouth: "Xiao Pai, you answer the first two questions, and I will stop."

Tang Xiaopai also covered his mouth: "Answer one, forest-type cleanliness is a cleanliness that seems to be cleanliness. It looks like you can share a hot pot with others, but in fact you need a bowl of water, two bowls of soup, a bowl of sesame oil, and a bowl of vinegar. Filter the things that come out of the pot before you can enter. And these bowls are changed every time, every time, and every time, so...don’t eat hot pot with Mr. Xing! Answer [-], if you touch our house The part above the neck of the grandfather, then he will make the opponent's life empty, and he will never be able to enter the Marriott circle again!"

Yan Yang immediately said: "Answer three, yes." After a pause, he added: "We have answered the truth, and you should also tell the truth quickly. How many times have you kissed? How did it start?"

Fu Chengfeng is sincere: "Only four times. The first time, I helped him defuse the bomb, but he couldn't move. I forced him to kiss him, but he didn't open his mouth. The second time, just this morning, at my house, I forced it, and he He didn’t even open his mouth. The third time, at the door of his lawyer’s house, I took the initiative, but he didn’t open his mouth. The fourth time, just now, he was forced to keep his mouth shut and bit me.”

"Oh, there's no response..." Yan Yang said.

Fu Chengfeng was still sorting out his thoughts, with a bunch of question marks in his mind.

Depend on!What do you think!Just ask if you have any questions!

He plucked up the courage to ask Yan Yang: "Is Xing Kong unable to accept pampering because of his obsession with cleanliness, or did he save his first kiss for someone special?"

Yan Yang shook his head: "We really don't know about this, but no matter which one it is, he must be very uncomfortable."

Tang Xiaopai gathered the three of them together again: "I think it's more likely to be reserved for someone special, otherwise, if Master Xing really can't accept kisses because of physical and psychological reasons, then it's impossible for him not to kick each other when he can move. Egg."

"Well, it makes sense." Yan Yang nodded in agreement, "And our first kiss is a wrangling ceremony, not so casual. Sigh, if I am treated like this, I will definitely go to the out-of-control center for a fight." Needle ML, forget about him completely."

Fu Chengfeng was puzzled: "Can ML still play?"

Yan Yang took out his mobile phone, found a picture of the potion and showed it to Fu Chengfeng: "MemoryLost, amnesia control potion, what do you think of earthlings?"

Tang Xiaopai sighed beside him: "Oh, but I can understand you very well. After all, who would have thought that our master only moves the bottom and not the top?"

Fu Chengfeng was extremely remorseful, the person he hated the most in his life was the person who forcibly took someone's first kiss, and in the end he became the person he hated the most.So what is Xing Kong's mood towards him?

Fu Chengfeng's mind was full of balls of thread, in a mess.After thinking about it for a long time, the ball of thread got bigger and bigger and tighter.He could only say to Yan Yang and Tang Xiao Pai: "Just pretend you don't know, he probably doesn't want to mention it."

Yan Yang nodded vigorously: "That's for sure, how dare we mention it."

The three of them looked at their shoes, thinking about their own affairs, but no one spoke.

After a while, Fu Chengfeng suddenly said: "Why don't you tell him that all this is a hallucination caused by his severe allergies when he wakes up?"

After saying this, Fu Chengfeng regretted it, and just said that he would never lie to Xing Kong again, alas, I am so annoying.

Tang Xiaopai thought for a while: "Then if he asks him how he is doing, what should we answer? We can't make shit up for ourselves, right?"

"That's right, I don't want to lose such a good job." Yan Yang said, "Besides, it's hard to lie, it's hard to get out of bed, our IQ is not enough."

The three fell into deep thought again.

Yan Yace came out and patted Yan Yang's shoulder with the test sheet: "Are you guys gay until now? If you're not gay, hurry up and see your master, he's awake."

The two hurried into the ward.

Fu Chengfeng grabbed Yan Yace: "Old Yan, do you know what the wrangling ceremony is?"

Yan Yace: "I know, it's the ceremony of the first kiss of the extravagant people, tearing off the skin of each other's lips with their teeth."

Fu Chengfeng touched the lip that was bitten by Xing Kong, and broke it again: "Is it very grand?"

Yan Yace took out a lipstick-like ointment and stuffed it into Fu Chengfeng's hand: "I think...it's very grand."

Fu Chengfeng painted his lips: "Then if, I mean, if the first kiss is gone, but there is no ceremony, what will happen to the luxury ball?"

"I haven't researched it, why don't you test it yourself, I'm also curious, remember to tell me the answer." Yan Yace took a few steps forward, then turned back, "Oh, that's right! I almost forgot! I still have to write your Healing report! I forgot about it!" He lifted Fu Chengfeng's clothes and looked at his back: "It's okay, okay, a few of the medicine stickers on your back didn't fall off, you should be able to get by if you fool around. Follow me immediately!"

Fu Chengfeng was dragged away by Yan Yace, and ran into He Zifeng at the corner.

He Zifeng stopped the two of them from going: "Where are you two going, take me with you."

Yan Yace pushed his hand away: "Do your homework."

He Zifeng quickly withdrew his arm: "Then don't count me in."

Bored, He Zifeng wandered to the door of the company, saw Qiu Yitian, and hurried up to meet him: "Yitian! Are you here to find Mr. Xing?"

"Ah."

"Dangdangdangdang! Guess what it is!" He Zifeng took out two black bags from his pocket.

Qiu Yitian: "Salt?"

He Zifeng thought in his heart: ... Can you guess everything like this ...

"For me?" Qiu Tian picked it up and smelled it, it was really salt.

"Yeah, you have given me candy twice, so it's reciprocal." He Zifeng held a bag in front of Qiu Yitian, "This bag was dug from the Red Salt Lake, and this bag was dug from the Blue Salt Sea. You take Go back and taste it, it's more salty and fresher."

Qiu took a bag one day, opened it, touched some with his finger, licked it, and then frowned.

He Zifeng looked at his not-so-tasty look: "What's wrong?"

Qiu Tian dipped another finger and licked it: "It's not salty."

"Impossible." He Zifeng said loudly.

"If you don't believe me, try it." Qiu Yitian put the finger he had licked to He Zifeng's mouth, and He Zifeng licked it naturally, but he didn't taste the taste, so he sipped it again, it was really not salty.But I tasted it when I was digging it, and it was very salty.So he asked He Zifeng: "Did you eat candy and didn't wash your hands?"

Qiu Tian thought for a while and said, "Uh... I forgot, my skin is sweeter than ordinary people. Can you dip your index finger for me to taste?"

He Zifeng did it without thinking.

Qiu Tian picked up He Zifeng's hand, put the whole salt-soaked index finger into his mouth, sucked it from the base of the finger to the tip of the finger, licked a few more mouthfuls on the pulp of the finger, and took a bite: "Mmm, it's delicious. Then I will accept it, thank you, there will be a period later."

After speaking, he took two bags and left.

He Zifeng stood there staring at the tooth marks on the pulp of his index finger in a daze.This is a unique way of expressing love for the sand sculptures of the luxury ball, leaving tooth marks on the index finger pulp of the person you like.The ancestors of the Sand Sculpture Clan were originally mountain sculptures in the desert, but because they fell in love with humans and intermingled, the current generation has become completely humanoid.They can only grow up to 170, have a very grim appearance, and their pores secrete sugar.so……

He likes me? ? ?

Shocked, He Zifeng put the finger that Qiu Tiantian had licked into his mouth...