Things can always be paired successfully

Chapter 036

After eating and returning to the room, the power of the fried eggs was seen immediately. Liao Ran squatted in the toilet several times and took the medicine before announcing the end of the disaster.

Lian Xiao was very embarrassed.

"Hey, it doesn't taste good, why don't you eat it, why make things difficult for yourself." Lian Xiao sighed as he looked at Liao Ran who was lying on the bed, holding his stomach with his hands, ready to go to the bathroom all the time.

Liao Ran blinked: "Are you ambush for tonight?"

"Ah?" Lian Xiao looked confused, "What foreshadowing?"

Liao Ran turned her head to one side, and when she smirked, Lian Xiao knew that something was wrong.

"You, what are you doing?"

"Yes," Liao Ran hooked his neck, "I've been completely mutilated by you tonight, what should I do?"

"..."

Lian Xiao glared at him: "That's not okay! What did I say during the day? I didn't suffer!"

Liao Rantu'er looked over: "Do you have the heart to see me suffer a double blow both physically and mentally? I've already been scrapped behind, and you killed me."

"Fuck," Lian Xiao closed his eyes, patted his forehead, and said with a frown, "Your tricks are too fucking deep!"

Liao Ran rushed over hehehe.

Lian Xiao took a deep breath, and after doing enough mental construction, he said fiercely: "This is not an example!"

Liao Ran just put his chin on his chest and giggled, raised his long eyelashes, and stared at him like a coquettish, wicked dog, seeing him defenseless.

Beep beep beep beep beep.

The highest level of alarm sounded in Lian Xiao's heart.

So fucking fucked up!

I'm about to be overwhelmed by this guy!

Is there a day to turn around!

He said sternly again: "Wait a little longer! Don't f*cking too hard, you didn't hold back the bed to spray feces!"

"Hahahaha!"

Liao Ran buried her face in Lian Xiao's stomach, and smiled directly.

Lian Xiao Na Liao Ran had no choice but to keep rubbing his face until he cried out in pain.

Brother Ran is always majestic and majestic.

Even if he took the initiative to accept the poison of fried eggs, the power has not weakened at all.

When he tidied up Lian Xiao and dragged him to take a bath together, even Xiao could not straighten his waist.

"Damn it..." Lian Xiao stood under the shower, letting the hot water pour from head to toe, "Do you fucking understand what pity is..."

"No," he realized that it was wrong in the middle of speaking, and he couldn't describe himself that way, then stared at Liao Ran who was brushing his teeth and kept laughing, "Stop laughing when you fucking brush your teeth! Foam spraying out is really related to illness Like!"

Liao Ran put down the toothbrush, then came over and bent down to put her mouth directly on it, making Lian Xiao's mouth foam.

"Fault."

Lian Xiao wiped the corners of his mouth with a smile, and the two who looked at the mirror fell ill together.

When he was lying back on the bed, Lian Xiao wanted to fulfill his promise to Lao Wang and lead him to cheat.

Old Wang called that classmate Li Bai again. Originally, he wanted to call a few more people to make up a team, but everyone else dropped their appointments one after another.

"Hey," Lian Xiao leaned against the head of the bed and wondered, "I don't know why Old Wang is so obsessed with this game."

Liao Ran leaned on his shoulder and smiled: "Old Wang is very persistent in what he is sure of, and he is very twisted, otherwise he will resign and come to Lijiang?"

"That's right," Lian Xiao thought for a while, "Otherwise, when cooking, I said to add soy sauce, but he said to add salt, and he wouldn't accept what I said."

"You still command him," Liao Ran grabbed his mobile phone, "I'll play with you too."

Lian Xiao raised his eyebrows: "You know how to play?"

"Yes, even if you don't play much, but you are better than Old Wang."

"If you are weaker than him, you don't have to live," Lian Xiao smiled, and opened WeChat, "I called Lao Li, just enough for five people."

Facts have proved that Liao Ran didn't talk big, he really played well.

From the very beginning, the two of them got tired of being together and regarded playing games as a honeymoon.

The tower was no longer pushed, and the head was not grabbed. The two of them fought wherever they wanted. It was the same as a day trip to the canyon, seeing the scenery everywhere, and everything else was incidental.

Old Wang couldn't take it anymore, he found out that he was more shameless than himself in playing, so he died, and when he was waiting for his resurrection, he simply found something for himself to do.

Scold them both.

"Is this interesting?"

"It's not enough to stick together all day long, you have to stick together in the game, are you conjoined twins?"

"The whole canyon is filled with the stench of love!"

The two just watched happily all the time and didn't reply.

Lian Xiao smiled, turned to look at Liao Ran, raised his chin, and Liao Ran kissed him.

If Old Wang knew that the two of them were swearing while watching him, I'm afraid he would blow up the Canyon of Kings.

After playing a few rounds, Lian Xiao found that Lao Wang stopped scolding, and Lao Li was also in the state of leaving the game.

"Damn! They two!" Lian Xiao scolded with a smile, "shameless, and still blame us."

Liao Ran sniffed: "Then let's not lose."

"You... aren't you?!" Lian Xiao was taken aback.

Liao Ran grabbed the phones of the two and threw them aside.

Of the five people in the game, four were in a state of leaving, and Li Bai was completely insane.

Instead, he kept on cursing, and he felt bored after cursing, and no one paid any attention to him.

Li Bai: "Is there anyone else here?! Crooked! Damn it! I'm going to tear down my own crystal! Shit!"

Liao Ran is tired of Lian Xiao.

They are not as vulgar as Lao Li and Wang. They want to talk and communicate between souls.

Liao Ran leaned her head on Lian Xiao's neck, sniffled and said, "My father and mother divorced."

Lian Xiao turned his head slightly, and touched Liao Ran's forehead with his chin, as if comforting his little milk dog.

"You hesitated to talk during the day, did you want to ask me?" Liao Ran raised his eyes.

Lian Xiao hugged Liao Ran with one arm, and rubbed his back with his hands: "Well, I want to know, but I'm afraid you won't be happy if I ask. If you don't really want to say it, then don't say it."

Liao Ran reached out and grabbed his wrist, and then hooked his fingers to play: "I'll tell you, I might feel better."

Lian Xiao pressed his lips to his forehead, said softly, "Say it, I'm right here."

"Sister Lan used to sing in a bar. She was pretty and had a good voice. Listen to what she said. At that time, there were many people who came to listen to her singing." Liao Ran smiled when he said that, a little proud.

"I believe that," Lian Xiao shaved his face, "genes can't lie."

"There are also mutations," Liao Ran said again, and after a moment's pause, the smile faded away, "My dad was just the owner of a small grocery store at the opposite side of the bar, and he listened to Sister Lan singing every day. It's good."

"After giving birth to me, my father stopped Sister Lan from singing, and followed him to do business at home. He was very smart, and the business grew bigger and bigger. He opened a lot of branches, and the family's financial situation is very good."

"So..." Lian Xiao pinched Liao Ran's face again, leaned over and asked, "Is your LV's wallet actually the real thing?"

Liao Ran felt that even Xiao's breath swept over his face, and then he slapped his hand away with a smile: "Don't interrupt, let's talk about business, no one is serious about you!"

Lian Xiao was also happy: "Okay, I won't interrupt, you can continue."

"Then it was probably when I was in junior high school. I knew that my orientation was different from other boys. When others talked about girls, I didn't have much interest. There were many danmei magazines and comics published at that time, and I secretly bought them back. At first, I hid them, but later I bought too many, and my dad accidentally saw them."

Liao Ran rubbed into Lian Xiao's arms: "He was very angry at that time, burned all the books, and said not to let me read such perverted things again. I was very scared at that time, so I didn't dare to buy it. Then ……later……"

"Huh?" Lian Xiao raised his chin, "Why?"

"I told you, don't be angry." Liao Ran raised her eyes to look at him, but they were rabbit eyes again.

Lian Xiao knew that something bad happened again, so he sighed: "This trick is useless, I am immune."

"What should I do?"

"Wait until I'm done getting angry."

"Pfft."

Liao Ran shook with laughter.

"Later, a boy wrote me a love letter. You know, I look like..." Liao Ran paused, seeing the dark clouds in Lian Xiao's eyes, and then moved away, "I'm not bad looking, that is .”

Lian Xiao pulled him back: "Don't talk nonsense, all you can say is that it's okay? You insult yourself and insult your brother's eyes by the way!"

Liao Ran laughed all the time: "It's just that he is so handsome that both men and gods are angry, and then there is a kid who has the guts to write a love letter to me because the toad wants to eat swan meat!"

"You're still a swan, you're just a magpie chattering all day long," Lian Xiao stared, "What? A love letter?!"

"Well, it's just a love letter, and it was delivered to my home, and I handed it to my dad in person."

Lian Xiao: "..."

"I'm speechless, where does he have the guts!"

Lian Xiao glared again: "What the hell did you do? Tell me! Be honest! Otherwise, others would risk their lives to send love letters to your house?! Don't say you are a man, even if you are a woman, you Dad has to break his leg too!"

"I didn't do anything, I sent four!" Liao Ran raised his right hand.

"You don't know how to count, your three fingers still make four," Lian Xiao laughed angrily, "What did you really do?"

"Of course, I was learning painting at that time. I started learning after class and on weekends. I couldn't stop at all. I'm harmless to animals. What can I do to him?"

Lian Xiao sighed: "Hey, trust you. What happened to you two?"

"What else? He's lucky if he doesn't disappear from the world. My dad has such a violent temper," Liao Ran said. It was thrown into the pan and fried, hey."

"Are you quite disappointed?" Lian Xiao straightened up and looked down at him.

Liao Ran poked Lian Xiao's waist, and he was so itchy that he bent immediately: "I haven't seen what he looks like, what am I so disappointed about, I just want to see what the masses think of me, yes Where does my praise come from? If I have always been indifferent to the opinions of the masses, it would appear that I am divorced from the masses! How bad! It is not conducive to my work at all!"

"Bullshit!" Lian Xiao couldn't stop being teased by him, "You're beautiful!"

After Liao Ran stopped laughing, she continued: "That time my father was very angry and had a fight with my mother. The matter was almost over. My father was worried about what would happen to me at school, so he wanted to find teacher."

He shook his body: "My mother disagreed. The two of them quarreled and hit my mother... That was the first time and the only time he did it."

Lian Xiao obviously felt Liao Ran's body trembling, and then hugged him tightly, and kept patting his back.

"Hey, take it easy, you're playing cotton," Liao Ran moved her body, "I was scared that time, and I yelled at him, saying that I just like boys. Then they both froze, and he also stopped, and then he called me a pervert, and left."

"Later they divorced, and my mother took me away."

"Then he remarried and gave birth to another son, and the family had a good life."

Lian Xiao listened, his heart sank following Liao Ran's voice, into the depths of the cold sea.

"Ran'er."

"Ok?"

"Actually, my family also knows that I came out last year, and my parents couldn't accept it. It's been almost two years, and I still can't accept it. But at least my family is still intact."

Liao Ran was stunned for a moment, then looked at him and said, "You're quite daring, I didn't expect that."

Lian Xiao twitched his lips: "That's right, your brother Lian must be strong."

"My mother can accept me," Liao Ran said. "It may be because of her long-term relationship in the bar, where it is more open."

"Gay bars?"

"No," Liao Ran smiled, "In ordinary bars, Sister Lan is very generous, so she should like you very much."

"Really?" Lian Xiao became inexplicably happy, "Why?"

"Because you sing like that, she will definitely feel that it is a great thing to correct you, hahahaha!"

"Damn it! Didn't you say you can't make fun of me anymore?! You're so fucking messed up!"

Unable to get angry, he strangled Liao Ran's arm and slapped his ass.

"Stop! Stop! I'm about to be shitted by you!" Liao Ran shouted while laughing, "Brother, I was wrong!"

"Call Dad!"

"No way! You kill me!"

"I don't know if my mother can accept you," the two quarreled for a while, and even Xiao was sweating and still panting, "And I obviously have a home, but I can't take you back."

"fine."

Liao Ran stretched out his hand and scratched his nose, it was covered with water, it should be sweat.

"I'll take you home."

Lian Xiao's heart moved, he raised his chin with his hand, and stuck it down.

His breathing became more and more rapid, even Xiao was lucky to speak.

After he left slightly, his eyes were a little blurred, he bit Liao Ran's earlobe like a delicious grape.

"Ran'er, can you bear it tonight?"

Liao Ran trembled all over. Seeing the love and strong aura in Lian Xiao's eyes, he couldn't help tightening his back: "You, do you still have a conscience..."

Lian Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Huh? Why didn't you ask yourself last night and just now?"

Liao Ranyu choked for a moment, then said weakly, "I...I...I want to take a shit."

"..."

"Hold!"

Without saying a word, Liao Ran ran out of bed and closed the bathroom door with a bang.

This is so embarrassing!

Lian Xiao roared.

By the time Liao Ran came out, twenty or ten minutes had passed.

The lights in the room were turned off.

From the root to the ankle of his leg, there are still beads of water sticking to it.

Walking to the bed, he saw Lian Xiao lying on his side, with his back facing him, motionless, so he patted lightly, smiling: "Sleeping?"

Lian Xiao shook his hand off: "Why didn't you swim out of the pit?"

Liao Ran kept laughing: "After swimming around, I just landed. If you don't believe me, touch it."

After he finished speaking, he brought Lian Xiao's hand to the inside of his thigh.

"Look, it's still wet."

Lian Xiao was taken aback, turned over and sat up: "Could it be that you are washing..."

Liao Ran held down what he wanted to say with his hand: "Move over, I want to come up."

Lian Xiao trembled all over, and supported Liao Ran's waist with both hands.

When Lian Xiao looked down on Liao Ran from above, he felt a special sense of satisfaction.

He wanted this person in front of him, he wanted it terribly.

Liao Ran hooked his neck and felt his rapid breathing. After the two kissed, Liao Ran said, "Take it easy, baby."

"Baby?" Lian Xiao grinned, "You have to call me husband."

"I call you husband, what do you call me?" Liao Ran asked, "If you dare to use the word "Po", I'll crush you to death!"

"..."

Lian Xiao coughed: "I'll call you Bao, baby is too boring, let's just use the word Bao."

Liao Ran sighed: "I shouldn't have any hope for your literary talent."

Lian Xiao smiled again: "My literary talent is not important, but my life | root is important."

As soon as he left after speaking, Liao Ran shouted like hell.

Tonight Lao Wang's classmate Li Bai died terribly, and he will never forget it. Later, he chose all the four who left to follow, and sent a large army of heads to the enemy's camp in a mighty manner.

Everyone is a burst of crazy output, the rhythm of running out of ammunition and food.

When everything returned to calm, the two of them lay in a row on the bed, and no one could move.

Lian Xiao felt that he had done a very glorious thing, and his whole body was very transparent.

Liao Ran: "..."

"I have no words for you," Liao Ran said with a sullen face, "You are simply revenge!"

Lian Xiao blew into Liao Ran's ear: "That's right, you messed with me twice, and I have to pay back all at once."

"Can we go to Yubeng tomorrow?" Liao Ran asked.

Lian Xiao smiled: "I'm afraid Xuan."

Liao Ran rubbed her head: "Xiao Er, if there is another life, would you still be willing to be a comrade?"

Lian Xiao took a deep breath, his chest heaving: "To be honest, it's too hard, but if I can meet you again, I am willing."