There is a fat man in the time-traveling house

Chapter 16

Zheng Kang'an originally thought that Mu Yu had accepted the egg, and the matter was over. Just as he was about to be complacent, he saw Limp Li, the doorkeeper, limping in, holding a letter in his hand, and accepted the letter with both hands. gave him.

When Zheng Kangan saw it, he opened the letter directly, and then saw the words written on it. It was a recipe. It was not entirely correct to say that it was a recipe, because those two words were the method of making dumplings, and there was also a line of words: This recipe is used to pay for the eggs, don’t give away anything anymore, I feel a little bit ashamed, and I don’t know what to get in return.

When Zheng Kangan saw this, he stood up immediately, then took the prescription and twisted it hard twice, and finally tore it up, and then stepped on it childishly.

The little Liuzi and the cripple Li who were watching got up and jumped out. Well, if you don't leave, you might be used as a tool to vent your anger, and you will be beaten up. If you don't run at this time, what are you waiting for!

Zheng Kang'an hadn't been like this for a long time. When he found that his temper became a little uncontrollable, he knew that the source of it was Mu Yu. It was because Mu Yu refused to accept his excessive concern. He didn't want to be passive for no reason. Accepting his gift, it shows that Mu Yu's character is relatively good, if he takes advantage of it, maybe he himself will not like it?Wait, like?Do you like that fat man?impossible?When did it start?He himself doesn't know?Are you kidding me?When I turned around, the few people who were watching the scene had disappeared...

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Besides, after Mu Yu gave the dumpling recipe to the janitor of the Zheng family, he returned to his own home. He still has something to do today. He hasn't built the kennel for the two dogs yet. Such a small one You can't just throw it in the yard and leave it alone, he has to get one for him in the leeward place, but in order to prevent the two cubs from urinating indiscriminately in the house, they put it directly in the woodshed, so that Not afraid of wind and rain.

When it was completely set up, the sun had already set to the west. He swept the yard, then returned to the kitchen to boil the bath water, and took a good and enjoyable bath there. It had been a long time since he had such a good bath. It's still a big tub!After everything was packed, it was completely dark, and he didn't make dinner, he just ate a pancake, which was brought to him by Li Shuisheng at night, and a few salted eggs for him to keep For dinner, he was always moved!Ate it tonight!

Then Zheng Kangan, who was looking at him in the dark, looked at Mu Yu with a hard pancake in one hand and a salted egg in the other, with a bowl of cold water in front of him, the taste of the food was delicious, and he couldn't help but clenched his hands tightly.

Seeing the little six sons next to him, he trembled in his heart, did their master feel distressed?Looking at that fat man, you are still thinking about eating at this time, you should eat something good, if you have to eat this crap, let their master see it, wouldn't it be distressing?It's all the fat man's fault.

Of course, Mu Yu didn't know about these things, and after eating, she touched her stomach and found that she was full. After thinking about it, it was very good, and she took it as weight loss and ate less, then turned around and went in, and locked the door. Without lighting the candles, he just drew the curtains and went to the kang. It was completely a performance of going to sleep after eating. He was used to it in the past few days. With the protection of the mosquito net, he is not afraid of mosquito bites. He took out his mobile phone and checked the time. It was only after nine o'clock in the evening. In modern times, he was giving lectures to everyone in a teahouse, but now he is sleeping here. It's also very good!

Seeing that the power of the mobile phone is low, fortunately, in order to save electricity bills, the power bank I bought was solar-powered, and now I am using it. This is really good, otherwise the mobile phone will not be able to be used. Picture, at that time he still had short hair, but now his hair is long, and it is not good to cut his hair in ancient times, unless he is a monk, hey, it seems that he has to grow his hair now, looking at the big white teeth on it Myself, hey, the toothpaste has also bottomed out, it seems that I have to buy some tooth powder, I have to go to town tomorrow, otherwise the toothpaste is gone, and he can't use willow branches, he doesn't like the taste.

It was ten o'clock when he finally fell asleep. He put his phone in the corner to charge, then turned around and fell asleep. This sleep went straight to dawn. He woke up amidst the sound of cocks and dogs barking, and then hurriedly He got up and opened the door to see that it was a sunny day today. If he was going to the town, he had to go early, otherwise he was fat and willing to sweat in hot weather, and his body smelled bad. The puppy got some food, and then gave the two chickens some food. Finally, he put water on it, and hurried back to wash. After washing, he quickly ate the cold porridge into his stomach. , and without delay, got up and went to town!

When Zheng Kang'an came to look for him, he found that their house had been locked and guarded the house, and he was so angry that he finally asked the neighbor Gou Shengzi, only to find out that Mu Yu had gone to town, and then he signaled the driver to hurry up and go too. town.

Little Six and Lao Li, who was driving the car, glanced at each other, but they didn't dare to say anything, so they drove the car away with a whip. Halfway through, they saw a fat man walking forward not far away. He was wearing a straw hat, and the clothes on his back were wet when he walked. When he heard a car coming from behind, he habitually leaned to the side, signaling the carriage to pass quickly.

As a result, the carriage stopped beside him, and then he heard someone calling him. He looked back and saw that it was Little Six, and heard Little Six say, "Mr. Mu, get in the car, let's go to town together."

After hearing this, Mu Yu glanced at the rear compartment, and then shook her head: "You guys go, I'll take it by myself, it's like exercising, and you can lose weight." Besides, I'm afraid I'll crush your car Yes, when the time comes, I will be asked to pay, and then I will lose money.

As a result, the door of the rear compartment opened, and Zheng Kang'an's black face was revealed, and he said coldly, "Get in the car."

Seeing Zheng Kang'an with a dark face, Mu Yu was also taken aback. This person has been very smart these two days. If he really got into the car, then if the two of them couldn't agree, they would fight in the car. At that time, I had to be beaten up by that guy for my nameless broken body. Thinking of this, I felt very embarrassed, turned around and ran away, but my body was too heavy, so I didn't run too fast.

Seeing him babbling in front of him, Little Six and Lao Li were stunned. What's the matter?Looking at their master, he looked directly at the fat man in front of him with a black face, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Catch him up for me, if you don't want to come up, just follow me, isn't he going to exercise? Let him exercise enough!" You're exhausted, fat man!

As for Lao Li and Xiao Liuzi, they glanced at each other directly. As soon as Lao Li went down with the whip, he saw the carriage and went out. After a short time, he caught up with Mu Yu and followed closely. The six sons didn't ask Mu Yu to get in the car, and they were angry in their hearts. If you said you just get in the car, what was the trouble with their master? It made them servants who were frightened every day, afraid that they would be a punching bag.

In front of him, Mu Yu was running with a deflated stomach, the sweat was really pouring down like rain, he said silently in his heart: bastard, bastard, you are going to play to death, young master, stop now, don't stop Next, the Lord is about to die, but Zheng Kang'an in the carriage obviously didn't mean to stop the carriage. He was so angry that he simply turned to the side and went up the small slope next to him. Panting heavily, he pointed at the carriage that had stopped, "You guys are retaliation, okay, you've won, hurry up and go, I won't go to town today, I'll go home." After finishing speaking, he turned around. I just walked back without going down, just walked on the slope to the small woods, and as I walked, I cursed angrily in a low voice: "Bastard, I can't afford to offend you, I can afford to hide!" After speaking, he quickened his pace , In this hot day, I just want to go home as soon as possible. When I have enough rest, I will go to the town and rent a house there. I will not go back to the village in the future. Zheng's two debts are not owed!

And Little Six saw their master getting off the carriage, and caught up with him in a few steps. Just as Little Six was about to follow, he was grabbed by Old Li, "What are you doing?"

"I'm afraid that something will happen to my grandfather, so I want to go and have a look." After finishing speaking, he was about to break free from Lao Li's hand, but he was slapped on the head by Lao Li: "Are you stupid, didn't you see that the fat man and our father were having a fight? What about it? Didn’t you go to add fuel to the fire? Just wait, I’ll be back in a while.” After speaking, he took a few puffs of the leaf cigarette.

The little six is ​​also sixteen this year, and he understands a lot of things. Hearing what Lao Li said, he nodded: "Understood, then let's wait here!"

Besides, when Zheng Kang'an went up the slope, he saw Mu Yu rushing towards the village. Seeing that the speed was really angry, he calmed down, and then caught up with him in a few steps, grabbing his hand Hand said: "You stop for me, why are you running?"

Seeing Zheng Kang'an catching up, Mu Yu was taken aback: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, why do you want to hit me?"

Zheng Kangan laughed angrily at him: "I'm not a gentleman. I went to the battlefield and cut off the head of a barbarian. If I were a gentleman, I would be the soul of a barbarian. I'll ask you why you ran away?"

When Mu Yu heard him ask this question, she pointed to his nose and said, "It's not that you are bullying people. If you don't drive after me, will I run away? You will beat me up now, what is God's mercy?"

Seeing Mu Yu who had blown his hair, Zheng Kang'an couldn't hold it back, so he burst out laughing, and now Mu Yu is even more resigned, "Okay, your surname is Zheng, don't look at you like this The landlord of the mountain village, but the young master is not afraid of you. I will pack up my things and leave here after I go home today. When I go to live in the town, I will return the house to you. It’s okay to stay far away from you. During this time I'll give you money for what you give me, as long as I don't show up in front of you." After speaking, he shook off Zheng Kang'an's hand and turned to leave.

Zheng Kang'an felt contradictory in his heart at this time. It seemed that the person was really about to run away, so he hurried up a few steps and was caught: "You said you were leaving the village?"

The voice was so cold that Mu Yu was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat: "That's right, didn't you bully me like this because of your money? I'll stay away from you. I don't believe it anymore. I can't support myself with my three-inch tongue! Hmph!"

Zheng Kang'an heard this, and said helplessly: "What do you do to support yourself when you leave the village? Storytelling? Can that thing last a lifetime?"

"What do you care about me? It's fine as long as it doesn't hinder your eyes? When the time comes, I can rent a house in the town and it will be close to the teahouse. Then I won't have to walk twenty miles a day like this, so I can relax. This method is really good, let's do it like this!" After finishing speaking, he slapped Zheng Kang'an's hand away, turned around and left, and he was no longer angry with him!

Zheng Kang'an's teeth hurt a little. This fat man was really pissed off, and then he said, "Don't you ask me why I treat you like this all of a sudden?"

"Don't ask, I'm not interested, the most important thing is to move, hum!..." After finishing speaking, he still walked forward.

At this time, Zheng Kang'an didn't care about that anymore, he just dragged the fat man over, and then ignored the anger and sweat on the fat man's face, and just blocked what he was about to say with his mouth. Will the fat man understand?

Mu Yu never thought that Zheng Kang'an would give him such a blow, and he was immediately dumbfounded. When he realized it, Zheng Kang'an's tongue was in his mouth. He was so anxious that this was his first kiss. Dedicated to the person I like the most, can't I give it to this rascal?So he bit Zheng Kang'an's tongue hard.

It's the first time Zheng Kang'an kissed someone else, and he didn't know how to do it. At this moment, Mu Yu suddenly bit him again, and then his tongue //twitched// came out quickly. He lowered his head and licked his lips. There was a bloody smell, so I knew it was Bleeding, looking at the fat man on the opposite side, he was wiping his mouth vigorously, cursing while wiping: "You bastard, this is my first kiss, and I want to save it for the person I like, give me my first kiss back!" , You pay me back." After speaking, he didn't know where the strength came from, so he rushed towards Zheng Kang'an's body, and it seemed that he wanted to hit him to death!

Zheng Kang'an is a person with real kung fu. Seeing Mu Yu like this, if it really hit him, he would have to be knocked out, so he hid to the side, only to see Mu Yu The child didn't stop the oncoming momentum, and then went out all at once, and he was about to fall, so frightened that he screamed.

Zheng Kang'an quickly reached out and grabbed his arm: "Slow down, if you fall with your physique, you will suffer."

After Mu Yu heard this, she was so angry that she couldn't speak. This was a pure joke about his weight!

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