The years when I was a bigwig in women's clothing

Chapter 1 The Steel Straight Man Xia Yinglan

When Xia Yinglan opened her eyes, she always felt that something was wrong.

As a man, he is used to standing up when he wakes up every morning, but it doesn't seem to be the case today.

He subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch it, and instantly regained consciousness. When he got up to look, he was startled.

Where the fuck is this?

He is now in a very magnificent room, and the decoration is full of girlish atmosphere, pink and gold are everywhere, and there is a huge bronze mirror by the window, although it is not as good as the mercury mirror in his home, it is clear enough.

Xia Yinglan lifted the quilt and ran down, looked in the mirror, and saw a face that was both familiar and unfamiliar - familiar because he saw this face every day, almost exactly the same as his own face.Strange because the details on this face have softened a lot, making it look more like a woman.

Oh, he thought of those unscrupulous roommates who pinched his face every day and said it was a pity that he was not a woman.

Then he continued to look down.

He was wearing a very light gauze with a very good texture, and he could hardly feel anything on his body.However, this tulle also vaguely reflects his current graceful figure, which is the kind of figure his roommates would like very much.

At last……

Well, no.

Xia Yinglan's first reaction was: Oh, I've become a woman, do I want to make my brothers feel good?

The second reaction is: Fuck?How did I become a woman?

"Where is this? How did I become like this?" Xia Yinglan subconsciously muttered.

After he made his voice, he was also taken aback by his own voice. This soft voice sounded really inconsistent with a masculine old man like him, as if a big bear was matched with the voice of a kitten.

But before he had time to show anything, a court lady ran in: "Princess, are you awake?"

Xia Yinglan: "...Elder, Princess?" Isn't it Eunuch?

The maid froze for a moment: "Your Highness, what's wrong with you...?"

Xia Yinglan: "..."

For a moment, he didn't know how to react.

The palace maid also noticed that something was wrong with Xia Yinglan, and quickly asked: "Your Highness, but the person yesterday was too reckless, did Her Highness feel unhappy?"

Xia Yinglan's mind is very confused now, she waved her hand: "You go out first, unless I call you, otherwise don't come in when you hear any noise."

The maid felt very strange, but after all, it was the princess who said it, so she couldn't say much, so she could only salute and go on.

After confirming that the person had left, Xia Yinglan punched the bronze mirror—you know, he used to practice boxing, and you might die if you punch it with a fist the size of a sandbag!

... However, Tong Jing didn't die, but his hand was so painful that he almost couldn't let him pass.

At this time, a voice suddenly appeared out of nowhere: "Drip——The Tianxiang Marriage System reminds you: there are thousands of roads to love, and safety is the first. Driving without a license is fun for a while, and doctors and relatives cry twice."

Xia Yinglan: "???" Why is this voice so similar to the system moss he heard when he went to the movies.

"The host is so smart, he hired moss' dubbing teacher to dub it~!"

Xia Yinglan: "...No, I quite like moss, please don't speak like that in this voice, it makes me sick to my stomach."

System: "Sorry, the host's current permissions do not support changing system options."

Xia Yinglan: "...Tell me what's going on first? Where's my little brother? Where's my height of 1.8 meters? Where's my abs, pectoralis, and biceps?"

System: "Ah, I need to explain this to the host. The host's current situation is similar to reviving a dead body..."

Xia Yinglan: "??? When did I die?"

System: "The host is really stupid. People say that it is similar to returning the soul from a dead body, which means that the body is not the host's, but the soul is the host's. As long as the host completes the task, he can return to his own body!"

Xia Yinglan: "..." When he has the conditions, he must change to another system.

wrong!He was taken away by this system, and now the system hasn't explained what's going on!

The system seemed to be able to hear what Xia Yinglan was thinking, and immediately said: "Hi host Xia Yinglan, I am the Heavenly Marriage System, congratulations on being selected as the chosen one!"

"A marriage from heaven?"

System: "Our system will immediately scan some people who are destined to be lonely, pull them into the mission world for transformation, and try to let them find the person they are destined for!"

After listening for a while, Xia Yinglan suddenly realized: "Jiayuan in the century? Baihe.com? True love and blind date?"

The system said dissatisfiedly: "We are not this kind of low website! We transform the host according to the actual situation of the host, interspersed with people who may be interested in the host, very smart!"

Knowing that she was not sent to Thailand for a tour, Xia Yinglan breathed a sigh of relief when she could finally return to her body, and asked, "Why did you choose me?"

System: "...Does the host remember what you did before going to bed?"

Xia Yinglan remembers this very clearly: "Play games, help fight."

System: "Does the host still remember what a young lady with a particularly nice voice told you?"

Xia Yinglan: "...Forgot, I remember that the commanding officer on the other side was very good, every time he commanded to the point, and his technique was also good, he killed us and helped many people..."

Xia Yinglan was eloquent, and praised the conductor on the other side like a flower!

The system couldn't take it anymore: "But that young lady with a nice voice told you that she was going to die and asked you to save her..."

Xia Yinglan frowned in dissatisfaction: "It was so urgent at that time. I was fighting with the other commander here. Wouldn't she call someone else to save me? Let me tell you that the opportunity is so close at this time." If I go to rescue her yesterday, I will lose the gang battle!"

System: "...and I asked you to help me choose a lipstick color..."

This Xia Yinglan still remembers, because the girl added him on WeChat, and sent him a few pictures asking him which lipstick color looks better.

"Didn't I help her choose?"

System: "Do you remember what you chose?"

"I don't remember, anyway, it's pink and tender, so pretty."

The system is desperate: "That's a death barbie fan! Almost all women will look black and dull when they wear it."

Xia Yinglan: "Oh, then no wonder she blocked me."

System: "There is also Xiaohua telling you that your stomach hurts in class..."

Xia Yinglan: "I asked her to drink hot water, what's wrong?"

System: "So I'm here!"

To save this straight man, the system feels that its responsibility is not ordinary!

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