The woman under the mountain is a fox

Chapter 1 Legends are deceiving (revised)

The story begins like this:

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk in the temple. The old monk said:  …

One day 18 years ago, it suddenly rained from the sun in Licheng. On a certain mountain in Licheng, all beasts screamed together, and birds were everywhere.The old abbot of a certain temple found a baby boy at the end of the rainbow.

At the age of three, this son said, "There is no tree for Bodhi, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where can the dust be gathered?" Everyone in the world knows that the Buddha was reincarnated.The old abbot loves it very much, he travels with him in food and lodging, and grants him everything.

Shortly after the old abbot passed away, according to the wishes of the old abbot and the unanimous selection of the monks, this person became the new abbot of a certain temple, and he was also the youngest abbot of a certain temple since he took office.Back then, the grand Jinshan Ceremony held by a certain temple is still fresh in the memory of Licheng people.The new abbot's dharma name is empty, and he has a novel approach to temple management, offering scripture classes, martial arts classes, etc. according to different groups of people.Rumor has it that she is deeply loved by the people in Licheng.

And the reality is this...:

"Tsk tsk, this sour talent in the north of the city can really make money, "The Biography of a certain temple", "The second biography of a certain temple", "The biography of a certain temple's empty host", "The second biography of a certain temple's empty host"...add a few words Changing the name will cost about twenty copies.” Dressed in a yellow monk’s robe, with his sleeves rolled up, Li Kong casually wore cassocks, holding a copy of “The Biography of Li Kong’s Presiding Officer of a Certain Temple…” in his left hand, and putting his right hand on the stone table. Lie on the rocking chair with grapes in his plate, resting his feet on Liao Wu's legs sitting on the stone bench.

"It's not a big deal. This sour guy has made enough money. This house has been moved from the north of the city to the middle of the city. The boss's house has a small courtyard. He gave us a few liang in the first year. What is it called?" Thank you fee, be written fee, bah, what a fucking loss." Wu Wu, who was dressed up as a monk, looked angry, but he didn't forget to continue to gently pinch the foot resting on his lap.

"Second senior brother ~ a monk, money is floating clouds...give me some grapes." Holding the scroll in his left hand, he kept his eyes on the book, picked his teeth, and pushed the plate full of grape skins forward with his empty hand pushed.

"Junior Brother, the only thing left is the one you just finished eating." Wu Nong raised his eyebrows and scratched his head in frustration.

"What? I only ate five dishes. I used to eat ten dishes. Why are they gone?" The lying body suddenly raised up, staring blankly, with the expression that you stole my share.

"I didn't eat it! It's because the price of grapes has risen, I'll give you all of that." Wu Wu's dark face turned purple with anxiety, and he waved his hands again and again.

"It's rising again? I used to be able to eat fifteen dishes, but now it's ten dishes, and now there are only five dishes added to you. This song is out of money for profiteers! Hmph! Plant it yourself!" Standing up suddenly from the reclining chair, he took the plate full of grape skins and seeds on the table.

"Uh... Junior Brother, have you forgotten the county master's order? Only the Qu Mansion can grow fruits..."

"Second senior brother, are you sure the county magistrate and Qufu are not the same family?" Someone who had just taken a few steps turned his head in slow motion, and said sadly and mournfully.

"I heard that in a few months, the master of the county will marry the young lady of the Qu residence..."

God!I hate monopoly, I hate capitalism! ! !Why do such cruel things exist in this superficial dynasty! !Curse you, Miss Qufu with pockmarked face, the county magistrate wearing a cuckold, having a child without jjj!A little abbot classmate who is actually a time traveler has a thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart. .

Speaking of which, our Comrade Liaokong is indeed a miserable child. In his previous life, he finally watched him graduate from college, finally received an offer from his dream company, and was ready to join the ranks of serving the motherland.On a day when it was clearly written in the almanac that it is advisable to go out, marry, pray for blessings, and everything is going well, I was blocked by a paper airplane. Fortunately, I did not die at the edge of the sewer where the sewer cover was stolen... …

A sad child who is optimistic by nature, I always remember that Weibo aunt said that even if your life is a coffee table with all kinds of tableware on it, you still have to smile like a cartoon teacup.So comfort yourself and just wear it, isn't it time to go through the normal fire recently?

But!People who travel through time travel are either rich or expensive, so what if they are empty?Before she grew into a beautiful girl, her head was shaved and she became a monk.Fortunately, the old abbot, the senior brother and the second senior brother are also very careful about this emptiness.

This miraculous background and current fame are all thanks to the old abbot.In life, the clothes are torn and seamed by the senior brother (in fact, I bought new ones, an exaggeration ~ a certain author drifted away...), the senior brother cooks when I am hungry, and the second senior brother takes action (basically only she bullies others For the sake of this, a certain author was sent away), and the second senior brother did something bad.