sinovels Chapter 17 I Kneel and Hold My Leg
Chapter 17 I Kneel and Hold My Leg
If the variety show is going to a different county, the legal affairs must sign an agreement with the partner in the past.
And the staff over there also need to pay labor service fees, because the local Huimiao TV is an enterprise in a different place, and it is not easy to issue income certificates for verification at the local bank. The staff over there handle the salary card.
Chen Zhenzhen originally wanted to refuse, but the leader said that all the requests made by Party A's father were requests.
Except for the extremely unenforceable, everything else is perfectly reasonable.
Therefore, Chen Zhenzhen took two days to go out to work and went to the famous tourist town - M Township for a business trip.
The staff of the program group all lived in a standard room with two beds and one room, but for external collaborators like Chen Zhenzhen and Yuan Qixiu, they showed the courtesy of the host and booked a single room for each of them.
Therefore, these two can only behave in front of people, which is more unfamiliar and serious than on stage.
After all, the entire program group lives on the same floor of the hotel. They come from different units and live in different rooms, so they should be as safe as chickens, and there should be no intersection.
It is not too difficult to sign a legal contract and open a card in a different place. These tasks are completed in half a day.
Yuan Qixiu told the director that it is possible to switch to ordinary standard rooms to save money for the show, but the director said that he was afraid that you would be affected by the atmosphere of the show and make some impulsive problems, and it would be difficult to explain it at that time.
Chen Zhenzhen was very curious: what could go wrong?
The director glanced at him, and said with a sneer: It's best if you don't understand the fake show.
Chen Zhenzhen still didn't understand, but Yuan Qixiu did, and bowed repeatedly to thank the director.
Everything was ready, the program group recorded the program, and Chen Zhenzhen and Yuan Qixiu, two idlers, got the opportunity to enjoy the scenery on a free tour in M Township.
The mountains and rivers are beautiful and the clouds are floating. The pavilions and pavilions in M Township are completely different from those in big cities.
After Yuan Qixiu read the guide, he wanted to take Chen Zhenzhen to accompany him to feed the monkeys at Heimifeng, a fifth-level natural scenery park.Chen Zhen really couldn't resist him, so he had to go with him.
Therefore, during the July summer vacation at Heimi Peak, there were more tourists than monkeys, and the monkeys were constantly fed and overfed, either taking a nap or ignoring people.
Chen Zhenzhen was so tired of climbing the mountain that he was sweating profusely, but the monkey looked lonely and couldn't call a car when he went back down the mountain.
He was angry.
There were adults and children on the road. Chen Zhenzhen didn't let anyone lead him, and he didn't eat ice cream. Under the sun, he walked angrily to the bus stop outside the scenic spot to take the minibus shuttle bus.
The Panshan Highway cannot be overloaded, and the bus stop is overcrowded. The two of them were photographed at the end of the line. Occasionally, people lined up behind them. Those people saw that the line was too long, and the tourists who couldn't wait left again.
They have remained at the tail of the team until the sun sets.
It wasn't until the last bus with the sign of "Last Bus" went down the mountain that Chen Zhenzhen and Yuan Qixiu got on the bus, only to find that the bus was almost full, leaving only the last row, the middle seat of the "Emperor".
Chen Zhenzhen had lost his temper by waiting, but if he didn't take this bus, he might have to walk down the mountain tonight.
He was even angrier.
Yuan Qixiu had no choice but to beg the driver, asking if he could pick up another person... The driver turned to look at Chen Zhenzhen, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Are you feeling well? Are you in good health?"
Chen Zhenzhen was a little puzzled. Could it be that he was in good health and had to walk down the mountain?He kept a dark face and didn't answer.
Seeing that Chen Zhenzhen's expression became more and more displeased, Yuan Qixiu hurriedly begged the driver again: "Master, I'm healthy, I can run with the car, it's fine, but my friend must take the car."
"I don't mean anything else." The driver said, "I don't dare to take extra for pregnant women or sick people, but you guys, it doesn't matter if I take an extra one on the last bus."
"But hold on to the handrail, don't blame me if you fall when turning a corner."
There needs to be someone standing, which is not easy.
Yuan Qixiu smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll wrap it tightly around the handrail later to make sure it won't fall off."
The people in the car were also amused.
Chen Zhenzhen glared at the grandstanding Yuan Qixiu, and said lightly, "I don't want to sit in that seat, I'll stand."
Talking at the moment, has been delayed for a few minutes.
Among the passengers, someone was anxious to go down the mountain and began to urge: "Hurry up and drive—"
"You—" Yuan Qixiu was of course willing to stand by himself, so he wanted to persuade Chen Zhenzhen a little more, begging him to take a seat.
But was interrupted by Chen Zhenzhen coldly: "I won't sit down."
There was someone in the car urging him to drive again, so Yuan Qixiu could only obediently say to Chen Zhenzhen, "Okay, then hold on."
Then, he walked up to the middle seat in the back row, sat down, and looked directly at Chen Zhenzhen.
Chen Zhenzhen was also 'not to be outdone', and glared back, so frightened that Yuan Qixiu didn't dare to look at him any more.Wanting to see the scenery, there are two people on the left and right, and too far away from the car window, so embarrassed, he simply closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
The bus shuttle meandered down the mountain, and Chen Zhenzhen swayed slowly while driving, not daring to be sloppy at all, holding on to the handrail with both hands...Suddenly, a sudden brake!
Chen Zhenzhen almost fell down, but stood still again.
Yuan Qixiu, who was sitting on the 'Emperor's Seat', was sleepy with his eyes closed. He was thrown by the inertia of the sudden brake, and the whole person suddenly left his seat, rushed forward, and knelt down in front of Chen Zhenzhen. !
Ouch, everyone in the car was stunned.
Others couldn't help asking: "Young man, are you all right?"
Anyone who slips, kneels and falls in public like this will usually get in the way of face, get up first or change to a more decent posture...
Who knows that Yuan Qixiu doesn't play cards according to common sense.He just knelt there with his hands on the ground, slowly raised his head, raised his face and said word by word to Chen Zhenzhen: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have pulled you to see monkeys."
The strange and sad atmosphere was instantly filled.
Chen Zhenzhen couldn't help it, finally smiled and said, "Get up."
Yuan Qixiu showed aggrieved face: "Knee hurts, I can't get up."
"Then sit on the ground." Chen Zhenzhen touched Yuan Qixiu's head.
Yuan Qixiu raised his head, but said anxiously: "Sitting on the ground directly, the brakes will still slip, can I lend you a leg to support?"
Chen Zhenzhen swallowed his breath. Except for the driver who was watching the road, everyone in this car was watching him.
"Ah."
"Thank you." Yuan Qixiu hurriedly entangled him, hugged Chen Zhenzhen's legs in public and did not let go.
The owner of this leg, let alone hugging, Yuan Qixiu has not had physical contact with him for half a month.He waited and waited, waiting for no response.
Even if 1000 million arrived on time, he didn't say thank you.
"It's really heartless." Yuan Qixiu couldn't help muttering in a low voice.
Chen Zhenzhen didn't hear clearly, and lowered his eyes: "Huh?"
Yuan Qixiu raised his head, met Chen Zhenzhen's eyes, and said in a very sincere tone, "Praise you."
Now that he hugged his thigh, Yuan Qixiu refused to be an unfamiliar 'partner' again.
After getting off the car, he would keep pestering Chen Zhenzhen. Anyway, in a strange small town, surrounded by strangers, he called him.
husband.
Chen Zhenzhen wanted to hit someone when he heard it, once he heard it, he yelled at him once, get out.
"I can't get out." Yuan Qixiu was full of grievances: "The knee hurts."
In the end, the guy with knee pain suddenly couldn't walk anymore.
The hotel is still so far away, I can't go back, I can only solve the accommodation problem nearby.
Just right, there is a nice hotel across the road.
Chen Zhenzhen insisted on opening two rooms, but Yuan Qixiu refused. He stood at the front desk and said, "We are all gentlemen, what else can I do? You can't do it. Do you think the price of this room is so expensive...
The waiter at the front desk of the hotel also advised him, "Two people share a room, and the money saved can still be eaten." "
"Besides, this friend of yours doesn't look like a bad guy."
Chen Zhenzhen followed the waiter's eyes to look at Yuan Qixiu, and thought to himself, you know what the hell, don't you look like a bad guy?
Yuan Qixiu immediately covered his knees, with a bitter expression on his face, he half curled up and begged, "My leg hurts, just take care of me."
"You broke your tailbone last month, and I took care of you. Please don't be so cold-blooded."
Wanton sell miserably.
The waiter at the front desk hesitated to take half a step forward, if it wasn't for the high cabinet at the front desk blocking her footsteps, she might have stepped forward and supported the poor Yuan Qixiu.
Duan Duan raised his tailbone again, Chen Zhenzhen didn't want to sleep with this undisguised villain, he swung his ID card to the front desk with his hands down, and said, "Excuse me, two rooms!"
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The next day, when Chen Zhenzhen went to the hotel to pack up his things and prepare to go back, he met several people from the program crew who were working in the corridor, and they nodded to each other from a distance.
Seeing them come back, because they just went downstairs to have breakfast, no one seems to be paying attention to whether they came back last night.
Yuan Qixiu was limping, and the cameraman saw him and frowned and asked, "Lawyer Yuan, what's the matter with you?"
"Knee hurts."
"Injured? Which foot?" the gaffer asked.
Yuan Qixiu showed bitterness: "Two."
The cameraman couldn't stay longer while carrying the things, and casually ordered: "Then you should pay attention to rest."
Yuan Qixiu: "Thank you."
Passing by, the program crew arrived at the elevator, and the lighting engineer suddenly said, "It's a very intense pose, my knees hurt."
"You pervert." The cameraman pouted at him.
In a corner where no one was paying attention, Chen Zhenzhen, who had been silent all this time, blushed for no reason.
Yuan Qixiu was concentrating on taking out the room card, and didn't pay attention to what the people at the other end of the corridor were talking about. He just looked up and saw Chen Zhenzhen suddenly turned into a crab, wondering: "Why are you blushing?"
"I want you to take care of it." Chen Zhenzhen remembered that last night, someone coaxed and tricked him to open the door.
Then the man rolled up the legs of his sports pants, pretended to be pitiful and sat on the sofa with his knees hugged, begging Chen Zhenzhen to come and take a look at his poor bruised knee.
Chen Zhen really didn't bother to talk to him.
That person began to memorize the Civil Code with a jittery voice, and memorized it in a cadenced manner. When encountering a series of derogatory words such as 'deception', 'negligence', and 'maliciousness', he raised his decibel loudly Repeat three times.
People are noisy and complaining.
Chen Zhenzhen finally wondered if he was really a little cold-blooded, and half ashamed, said: "Okay, I think it's okay."
"Oh—" Yuan Qixiu stopped reciting, feeling even more aggrieved: "It hurts so much, my knee may have a comminuted fracture."
It's too exaggerated.Chen Zhenzhen sneered: "Oh, then I came back from walking with the dog today."
"Look, it's swollen." Yuan Qixiu still sat curled up on the sofa with his knees bent, let go of his hands and stopped holding his legs, and opened his knees to let people see the injury. : "Swollen old man."
"There are bruises, but no swelling." Chen Zhenzhen glanced at it.
"Look carefully." Yuan Qixiu pointed at the bruise with his fingertips: "Come closer."
Chen Zhenzhen leaned over.
Yuan Qixiu withdrew his hands, put his back against the pillow, and moved his knees forward. "Closer."
Chen Zhenzhen hummed, and leaned closer to see the injury on his knee—but Yuan Qixiu put his knees together, and clamped Chen Zhenzhen's head in a mischievous manner.
The person whose cheeks were pinched and deformed, looked up at the person close at hand, and laughed twitchingly.
Chen Zhenzhen pulled his head back abruptly, but when he lowered his head, he was a little shy, close at hand... He found that he didn't feel disgusted at this time.
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"Why are you blushing?" Yuan Qixiu asked again.
That knee pinched his head yesterday.
Chen Zhenzhen gave him a vicious look, and said fiercely: "Go and memorize your civil code."
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The author has something to say:
Popular science tips:
About the difficulty of opening a card, especially for foreigners, is a topic that is often heard.
In fact, this is a last resort for the public security organs to prevent criminals from engaging in fraudulent and deceptive activities such as renting and lending.
Therefore, if you want to apply for a card, please call the bank you want to go to first and ask them whether they need to bring other supporting documents besides the ID card.
If it is with a proof of income, it is also best to affix the seal reserved for public accounts, so as not to fail the seal verification and be suspected of the authenticity of the proof.
The bank does not want to embarrass foreigners, but big data shows that local people do bad things, and the social environment will make him more costly than foreigners.
To cheat papers, people usually go to other places to deceive people.
Bring everything together, don't make two trips.
By the way, you must wear a seat belt in the car.