sinovels Chapter 83
Chapter 83
[Fuck, shit, shit!I am not wrong, right?Mr. Lin stood up as a little white rabbit? ]
[I just said, Tutu is so cute, how could someone not fall in love with Tutu? ]
[I didn't expect Mr. Lin to be such a person, hahahaha, will Tutu be frightened when he sees him later. ]
[Mr. Lin, don't scare Tutu, I'm afraid of you with such a straight face. ]
[Choose one out of five, Tutu is in a dilemma. ]
Not only the live broadcast room, but also the people on the scene were shocked enough.
"Wow! Boss Lin is standing in Baitu." Among the amateur guests, a sunny youth about 1.8 meters tall and about [-] years old said to Xia Qingshu, "Qingshu, who do you want to form a team with?"
"I can do it, it doesn't matter." Xia Qingshu didn't look at the people present, but stared at a small house next to the ranch.
"Why are you so Buddhist? Didn't you come to the show just to fall in love with a celebrity?" Zhou Yi was incredulous.
"Haha, maybe." Xia Qingshu smiled, his gaze still fixed on the small house. In his eyes, the resentment in that small house was about to burst through the house.
The host turned around and was surprised to see the five people lined up neatly. He handed the microphone to Zhai Zhinan's mouth, "Wow, Tutu, guess how many people are behind you?"
Zhai Zhinan retracted the peripheral vision that fell on Xia Qingshu, and tilted his head, "One, one?"
"Hahaha, you underestimate your own charm." The host laughed, "I'll count to one, two, three, you turn around. One, two, three."
Di Zhinan turned around and saw a line of men standing behind him, his eyes widened, "Wow!"
"Hahaha." The audience did not know who took the lead in laughing, and there was a good-hearted laugh.
The live broadcast room of several celebrity guests was full of hahaha.
[Hahaha how can the little white rabbit be so cute?I really want to kiss him. ]
[Although Yanggou is my God, why do I feel that Yanggou is not good enough for Tutu? ]
[Actor Fang, come on!Take the bunny home! ]
[I used to be an idol celibate, but if Queen Lu's boyfriend is Tutu, I can! ]
[Boss Lin, you can’t do this, you see how bright other people smile, such a straight face will scare people away! ]
[Lian Yun come on!Tutu will definitely like a gentle baby like you. ]
[Why doesn’t Le Bao stand over and hoo hoo hoo, although we don’t have much hope, we should at least get closer and have a look at the little white rabbit! ]
"Is there anyone Tutu likes here? You can only choose one." The host teased.
Zhai Zhinan blushed, a little at a loss, and looked at the host for help.
The host held his heart, looking like he was being hit, and said helplessly, "I really can't do anything about you." After finishing speaking, everyone around him laughed, and he himself was also amused, so he cleared his throat, "Next to the picture At the moment of Tutu’s anti-election, please invite several celebrity guests to express your confession in turn. Time is limited, each person only has ten seconds, then it depends on who can impress Tutu’s heart, and come in order of station.”
Hearing this, Liang Yueyang hurriedly stepped forward, his tone urgent and quick, "Tutu, I knew I was in love the first time I saw you. I really want to fall in love with you. Choose me."
"It's time, let's go." Lu Yan stretched out his arms to squeeze Liang Yueyang away, and stood in front of Zhai Zhinan, "Don't listen to Tutu, if I guess correctly, the next part should be horse riding. I am proficient in equestrian skills, and I will Fishing, choose me."
"It's my turn." Fang Ke pushed Lu Yan away, "I'm also good at equestrian skills, I can dig the soil and pick fruits, and I'm also good at housework, so I'm the right choice."
Then it was Lian Yun's turn. He stood in front of Zhai Zhinan with a blushing face and stared at him for nearly eight seconds. In the last two seconds, he finally plucked up his courage and said, "I like you very much, and I hope to be on your team."
At this time, the live broadcast room was already laughing.
[Hahahahaha, obviously my male gods are waiting to be picked, but why do I find it so funny! ]
[Can you be worth some money?Ha ha ha ha!You are all stars with tens of millions of fans! ]
[Give it up, you guys blocked me, Boss Lin!Let me, Mr. Lin, come to the front! ]
[Looking at Tutu's reaction, I can't guess which one he likes. ]
[Looking forward to Mr. Lin's confession!Suddenly, I feel that Ruan Mengtu and a big devil like Mr. Lin are very suitable for each other! ]
Although they wanted Zhai Zhinan to choose now, Lin and Yu stepped aside when they walked up.
Lin Heyu stood in front of Zhai Zhinan, with the corners of his lips up, showing a gentle smile, and said slowly, "My cooking is delicious."
[Fuck shit!Lin always laughs!The legend of the century! ]
[Ahhhh, my heart beats so hard!He is so handsome, he matches Tutu's face! ]
[I didn't expect Mr. Lin to trick beautiful men!Absolutely. ]
[No bragging, no nonsense, Mr. Lin smiled, I have already thought about which kindergarten my child will go to. ]
[It's over, it's over, it seems that my Yang dog has no chance. ]
[Look at the eyes of Tutu, his eyes lit up when he heard that the cooking was delicious just now, Tutu will definitely be tricked away by Boss Lin when it's over, hoot, mourn for Queen Lu for three seconds. ]
[Unexpectedly, Tutu is still a foodie. I asked why he didn't respond to the other male gods just now. It turned out that I missed the point. ]
[Hahaha the expressions on the scene are too funny, Yang Gou’s mouth can hold three catties of flies. ]
Under the watchful eyes of everyone and the camera, Zhai Zhinan finally passed his hand to Lin and Yu.
A few people in the bye complained one after another, but they didn't make any drastic moves. After all, Lin and Yu's physique and status are there, and they can't beat them, and their backgrounds can't compare. At most, they pray that they will work harder when they have the opportunity to change partners next time. put effort.
Xia Qingshu was grouped after Zhai Zhinan, and Fang Ke and Le Yao stood behind him.
In the end Xia Qingshu chose Fang Ke, and then Tan Xiaoya formed a team with Lian Yun, Zhou Yi and Le Yao, Lu Yan and another male guest, Liang Yueyang and Cheng Zhenzhen.
Seeing the grouping results, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
[It's over, it's over, I think this love variety show is going to change, why do you feel that the brothers are all paying attention to Tutu? ]
[I also like to watch Shura Field variety shows!But I feel that the fighting power of the brothers may not be enough! ]
[Can Sister Xiaoya and Baby Yun really fall in love?Hahaha this is not funny. ]
[I think Le Bao and Zhou Yi are a good match, a healthy and sunny handsome guy and a beautiful little beauty. ]
[I agree with the previous one. In fact, the appearance of King Fang and Xia Qingshu is also very good to me. Bohemian actor x Qingjun gentle young man. ]
[I remember that although Liang Yueyang has never been in a relationship, he once confessed that he is a double in front of the camera. He said that he likes cute love partners. Isn't Cheng Zhenzhen just right?You can knock it lightly. ]
[In any case, I would like to call Mr. Lin the biggest winner here. ]
"Since the grouping has been completed, we must have chosen the ranch as the scope of activity this afternoon, and everyone should have guessed our purpose." The host said.
Liang Yueyang: "Competition?"
"Yes, that's right!" The host gave Liang Yueyang an affirmative look.
Looking at the galloping horses on the pasture, the blood of everyone who can ride a horse, including Tan Xiaoya, kept pulling Cheng Zhenzhen and talking, with an extremely excited expression.
"But I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you all. Considering that some of the guests present may not know how to ride, today is not a horse riding competition." The host said, "Today's competition is a little gentler, but it is also very interesting and exciting."
The host made a fool of himself, "Everyone, please follow me."
[Good guy, it's not about riding a horse, it's just a joke!unacceptable. ]
[I want to see Yang dog galloping on the racetrack! ]
[It seems that I have never seen Mr. Lin riding a horse before, so looking forward to it. ]
[When will you have a chance to ride a horse?The program is only half a month! ]
[So what exactly is the project today? ]
A group of people followed the host to the edge of the pasture, passed through a fence, and came to a pasture where many sheep were surrounded.
"Our project today is milking goats!" said the host. "These are milk sheep. Next, we will milk the sheep in two groups. Within two hours, we will see which group milks the sheep." The amount of goat milk that comes out is more, sort from more to less, and choose the place to live for the next period of time."
Everyone who was not very interested in this task raised their ears when they heard the word residence.
Liang Yueyang raised his hand, "Can I take a look at the residence first?"
The host nodded, "Of course."
As he spoke, he took out a few photos, each of which was sorted from one to six.
Residence No. [-] is located at the foot of Qinglang Mountain. It has a private house, a swimming pool in the backyard, vines in the front yard, and chickens in a fence. It is a small villa.
Residence No. [-] is located by the lake. It is a standard lake-view room, and you can go fishing at the door.
No. [-] is located below the orchard. It is a small farmyard with two floors. The fence at the gate of the yard is full of blooming roses.
No. [-] is located on the edge of the farmland. It has a simple structure of red bricks and black tiles, but it also has an independent small courtyard with vegetables and fruits, which looks very warm.
No. [-] is located near the melon field. It is a simple wooden house. Although it seems to have two or three rooms, it is relatively simple overall.
No. [-] is located in a ranch. It is not like a house at all, but more like a stable. Although there are fences on all sides, the whole looks miserable, and it is an exaggeration to say that it is simple.
After seeing the living environment, everyone's eyes were locked on No. [-], [-], and [-], and they were full of fighting spirit for a while.
Zhai Zhinan caught No. [-] with a glance.
Because there are only five groups of guests in the plot, there is no No. [-] villa. From the perspective of the chicken in the corner, it is obvious that this place is newly added by men.
"Have I explained the rules clearly?" the host asked.
"Understood." At this time, everyone present couldn't wait any longer, Tan Xiaoya raised her hand and asked, "But we have never milked goats, what should we do if we don't know how to do it?"
"Don't worry about this, the ranch has a dedicated milker, and we will have half an hour of study time before the timing starts."
"Okay, that's all right."
Half an hour later, everyone who had studied a lot walked towards the pasture full of confidence.
The result was of course a flurry of chicken and dog jumps. Tan Xiaoya made the milk sheep angry as soon as she passed by. If Lian Yun didn't pull her away, she might have been kicked away.
You must know that dairy sheep are very docile and generally do not kick people at will.
Zhai Zhinan held the milk bucket and looked at it for a while before he started to move. He took a fancy to a milk sheep with a pattern on its buttocks, "Mr. Lin, let's squeeze this one."
"Okay." It was obviously impossible for Lin and Yu to disobey Zhai Zhinan's intentions, "I'll go and press it."
[Hahahaha Teacher Lin, what are you talking about?I didn't listen carefully at first glance. What the master said just now was to appease the sheep and make it happy. ]
[It's over, I think this batch of sheep is so pitiful, none of them are reliable. ]
[The handsome guy in Fang Yingdi's group next to him is okay, he has already milked a sheep. ]
[Hahaha what a joy. ]
[I'll go, what's the matter with Teacher Lin?Did this frighten the sheep so that the milk flowed? ]
I saw Lin Heyu stepping forward to press the neck of the goat-ass sheep, and then the sheep stopped moving, bleating nervously, and then began to flow milk automatically.
Seeing this, Zhai Zhinan quickly stuffed the bucket under the goat's stomach, and the bottom of the bucket was covered with goat's milk after a while. He showed an expression of admiration, "Wow! Teacher Lin, you are so good, so we don't have to milk the cow."
[Hahahaha I was about to sympathize with that shivering lamb, but when I saw the expression on Tutu's face, I immediately felt that the lamb was worth it. ]
[So why is Lamb so afraid of Teacher Lin?Is Teacher Lin a devil? Hahahaha! ]
[This should be a coincidence, I don't believe it unless the next sheep is also scared and milked. ]
[Hahahaha, the look of Tutu picking up a bargain is really too cute, and he doesn't know the horror of the man around him. ]
Ten minutes later, the goat milk in the bucket weighed almost three catties. The sheep twitched a few times, and finally stopped producing milk, and cried out helplessly, "Baa..."
Zhai Zhinan, who was squatting on the ground, looked up at Lin Heyu, "Teacher Lin, what should we do now?"
"Change a sheep." Lin Heyu said, "Come here, be careful not to be kicked."
Zhai Zhinan put the milk bucket aside first, then stood up by himself, but his legs felt a little numb, and he staggered and almost fell, "Oh."
Lin Heyu stretched out his long arms, wrapped Zhai Zhinan's waist to help him stand still, and the frightened sheep around him staggered and ran away.
Regardless of the sheep running away, Lin Heyu looked down at Zhai Zhinan, "Are you all right?"
"Legs are numb." Zhai Zhinan's voice was aggrieved, and he gave him a hard look from an angle that the camera couldn't capture.
A smile flashed across Lin Heyu's eyes, and he rubbed Zhai Zhinan's waist without trace, and said in a low voice, "I'll rub it for you."
"Thank you, Teacher Lin." Zhai Zhinan said, "Can I go to the lounge to rest for a while? It's so hot here, I'm getting a headache."
At this time, the live broadcast room has exploded.
[Ahhhhhh the first candy came quickly and quickly!Mr. Lin, where do you put your hands? ]
[I really want to touch the little white rabbit's waist, it must be soft and thin. ]
[Boss Lin's hands are so big, a slap almost covers Tutu's waist! ]
[Crazy screenshot, Mr. Lin's first personal contact with someone on the screen!In the past, apart from beating people, I never posted human flesh when making movies, hahaha. ]
[No, I still believe that the two of them just came into contact by accident. After all, they are in the same group. The teammate is about to fall, so it is necessary to help them. ]
[Boss Lin's eyes are very pure, he shouldn't be moved. ]
In the live broadcast room, there were two sides to whether Lin and Yu really fell in love with Zhai Zhinan. Half of the people thought it was just a camera show, and the other half thought it was CP giving sugar.
At this moment, Lin Heyu had already supported Zhai Zhinan to sit on a small chair beside him, "Sit down and rest for a while, I'll go milk the cow."
"Okay, thank you, Teacher Lin." Zhai Zhinan raised his head and said.
His voice is clear and sweet, and even when he speaks it normally, there is a taste of being coquettish, coupled with the grateful gaze, it makes people's bones numb, Lin and Yu are fine, the live broadcast room can't stand it .
[Woo woo woo The little white rabbit is too sweet, I can't bear it through the screen, I really don't know how Lin can bear it. ]
[I Jinglin is always a man, I can bear this, if I will kiss the rabbit faint on the spot! ]
[Hahaha, although I know that Tutu is probably hiding his laziness, why can't he get angry at all? ]
[It's really sunny outside, don't let the little bunny get sunburned, it's not good if the bunny is white and tender. ]
[How can there be such a cute creature?So cute so cute! ]
After bringing Zhai Zhinan a cup of warm water, Lin and Yu continued to milk the milk with the bucket.
At this time, Zhai Zhinan was left with only two photographers and a farm worker who was packing the goat milk in the milk bucket.
Zhai Zhinan drank a few sips of water with his cup in his hand, then turned his head to look at the stable behind the fence not far behind him, just in time to see a black figure disappearing at the door.
The photographer took the shot in front of Zhai Zhinan, so naturally the figure behind him was also captured in the lens.
[It seems that someone entered that stable just now? ]
[But when the host introduced it, didn’t he say that it had been abandoned for a long time?How could anyone go in? ]
[I'm sure I'm not mistaken, someone must have gone in, and I'm still a child. ]
[Stop making a fuss, naughty children are so normal, maybe some children went in to play hide-and-seek. ]
[Actually, I want to know if Tutu saw that kid just now, but it looks like he didn't. ]
[I think it’s nothing when I see it. It’s scary not to see it. What can be recorded by the camera but people can’t see it? ]
[Wow, shit, shit, there must be ghosts, right? ]
After looking back, Zhai Zhinan didn't look any further.
On the contrary, the cameraman who had been connected to the live broadcast room was terrified. The cameraman asked the assistant: "Xiao Yang, did you see someone go into the stable over there just now?"
Assistant Xiao Yang looked confused, "Who is it? No one."
"A child entered that room just now." Zhai Zhinan said.
Hearing this, the cameraman and everyone in the studio breathed a sigh of relief.
[I knew it would not be so unlucky to encounter a supernatural event, it must be the naughty hide-and-seek of the children in the ranch. ]
[Scared me, it turned out that Tutu also saw it, so it shouldn't be a problem. ]
[However, I still feel a little strange. The host said before that the stable was closed. How did the kid get in? ]
Zhai Zhinan obviously thought of this too, he glanced at the stable again, and turned his head to the busy dairy farmer, "Uncle, I just saw a kid enter that room over there, is the door not closed properly?" ?”
The dairy farmer was wearing a straw hat and a mask, and his face was deeply wrinkled. Hearing this, he looked up at the direction Zhai Zhinan was pointing at, "You're wrong, we don't allow children to come in on our ranch, and there are surveillance cameras on all sides. The door has been nailed shut, and there is no way to get in."
His voice was sonorous and powerful, beyond doubt, even the netizens in the live broadcast room were almost convinced.
"Got it, uncle." Zhai Zhinan replied obediently, "Then can we go over and have a look?"
"No, the whole area over there is surrounded by fences, so you can't get in." The dairy farmer said, "Also, I'm only 23 years old, don't call me uncle."
"I'm sorry, uncle... Brother." Zhai Zhinan said.
The dairy farmer glanced at him again, and continued to tidy up the milk bucket.
[Why does the more he talks about it, the more I feel that there is something wrong with that stable? ]
[Since the insiders have said so, it's better not to join in the fun, if it's really A Piao, wouldn't Tutu be in danger. ]
[Hahaha don't you guys think dairy farmers are cool?He's only 23 hahahaha. ]
[Tutu is so obedient, the voice calling brother is really sweet and soft, woo woo woo I like it so much. ]
After finishing the conversation, Zhai Zhinan lingered on the dairy farmer for a few more seconds before continuing to look at the other milking people on the field.
009 noticed Zhai Zhinan's gaze and asked, "Host, is there something wrong with him?"
"I'm observing." Zhai Zhinan said.
Then something was wrong, 009 glanced at the dairy farmer again, he rolled up half of his sleeves, showing his strong forearms, and his gray overalls couldn't hide his proud height.
Could this person be the host's double cultivation object slice?
009 noticed that on the workbook next to him, the young man in the photo was very handsome, staring at the camera expressionlessly, and the name column was filled with: Ji Guang.
At this moment, Xia Qingshu was also looking at the stable.
Noticing that he was absent-minded, Fang Ke followed his gaze, but saw nothing, and asked, "Tired? Do you want to take a break?"
"It's nothing, let's continue, this one is squeezed." Xia Qingshu looked away.
Zhai Zhinan sat on the small chair for a while, then took a bottle of mineral water and walked towards Lin and Yu.
Lin and Yu just filled a bucket of milk and were about to change the bucket. Zhai Zhinan went over and handed him the water, and took the opportunity to hook the man's palm with his finger, "Mr. Lin, you have a break, I'll go change the bucket."
"Thank you." Lin Heyu took the water, eyes slightly deep, but did not let go of the milk bucket, and pointed to the sheep grazing two meters away, "You go to appease that sheep, and I will get a new bucket."
Zhai Zhinan looked at the bucket, then at the fat, white sheep, "Okay."
[Ms. Lin seems to be a bit indifferent to Tutu, why don't you let Tutu help change the bucket? ]
[I think Mr. Lin is doing it for Tutu’s benefit. The bucket full of milk must weigh at least thirty catties. Tutu’s thin arms and legs, what if it spills on the leg? ]
[Ms. Lin didn’t do that when she asked to form a team with Tutu, why didn’t she smile at Tutu now? ]
[Wait, what did I just miss?Why is Teacher Lin's milk bucket full?Bunny doesn't have 10 minutes to rest over there, right?Those groups of half buckets of milk over there are still missing. ]
[I came from Mr. Lin's live broadcast room next door. From my real experience, these sheep are all scared out of milk.Hmm...it's fantastic. ]
[Hahahaha laugh to death!Scared the milk hahaha! ]
A few minutes later, Lin and Yu came back with two milk buckets and a small stool, and he put the stool behind Zhai Zhinan, "Sit and squeeze."
"Thank you, Teacher Lin." Zhai Zhinan said happily, moved the small stool and sat down unceremoniously, "Then I'll squeeze this one, you can squeeze the others."
"Okay." Lin and Yu replied, looking at the other sheep beside them, "Then I'll squeeze that one."
Hearing the conversation between the two, the live broadcast laughed like crazy.
[Hahahaha, why did President Lin have the nerve to say the word squeeze?You are obviously intimidating. ]
[The sheep shiver.Don't come here! ]
[The rabbit milking must have been gentle, the sheep escaped. ]
[Boss Lin’s milking secret is, walk over, scare the sheep, and the milk will flow automatically.Hahaha! ]
[I really want to know how Mr. Lin did it, my family raises cows hahaha. ]
After Lin and Yu walked aside, Lu Yan led his tall and burly "object" to Zhai Zhinan, looked at Zhai Zhinan's empty milk bucket, "Tutu, do you want to help?"
Another 1.9-meter-high casual man is named Meng Fei. He holds half a bucket of milk in his hand, speaks with a northern accent, and has a very attentive attitude. "My family also runs a ranch. I have experience in milking. I can teach you."
"Thank you." Zhai Zhinan showed a grateful smile to the two of them, "Teacher Lin has already packed a bucket, and he squeezed it over there. I'm just playing for myself, so I don't need to bother you."
Hearing this, the two of them glanced at the bucket area of Zhai Zhinan's team, and saw that what he said was true, the bucket was indeed full. They turned their heads and wanted to say something to Zhai Zhinan, but they noticed that both Lin and Yu's gazes were agitated. He hurriedly told Zhai Zhinan separately and hurried away.
This scene made the four studios laugh a lot.
Other people who originally wanted to strike up a conversation saw the two of them deflated, so they quickly lowered their heads and fucked themselves.
After there was no one around, Zhai Zhinan raised his hand and touched the sheep's head, "Don't move, I'll put the bucket in place before milking."
As he spoke, he took a carrot to the side, shook it in front of the sheep, put the bucket away, and threatened: "Remember the milk is in the bucket, don't spill it, or there will be no carrots to eat."
A bunch of ellipsis in the live broadcast room.
[… Bunny is talking to the sheep?Can it understand? ]
[Hahaha why is Bunny so cute?Isn't it good milking?How did you threaten the sheep? ]
[I seriously suspect that Tutu will not be able to produce milk at all later, and then she will cry to Mr. Lin. ]
[Hahaha To be honest, I still look forward to Tutu crying, it must be cuter. ]
Just when everyone in the live broadcast room thought that Zhai Zhinan would definitely fail, they saw the sheep bleat, and then obediently produced milk by itself, and it was precisely landed in the milk bucket without spilling a drop.
[Fuck?What kind of fairy sheep is this?Can you really understand people? ]
[Absolutely!Isn't this sheep a sperm? ]
[The slap in the face is caught off guard.I still don't get it, what's going on?Is this really an ordinary sheep?so smart? ]
[How much is a sheep bought by a carrot?I want to buy. ]
[I think the rabbit is more magical, but the other sheep in the pasture are not like this. ]
[Ah, I want to raise a bunny! ]
An hour and a half later, the milking activity ended. Zhai Zhinan's group came first, milking a total of eight buckets of milk that other groups could not match, followed by Liang Yueyang's group, Lu Yan's group, Leyao's group, Tan Xiaoya's group, and Xia Qingshu's group.
Xia Qingshu originally squeezed a bucket and a half, but was unlucky, the whole bucket was kicked over by angry sheep, and only half of the bucket was left, making it the bottom.
Looking at the eight buckets of milk neatly in front of Zhai Zhinan, Tan Xiaoya, who had only one bucket of milk standing alone in front of him, cast an envious look at Zhai Zhinan, "If I knew there were so many of you, I would have asked you to share two buckets."
"Now I can share two barrels with you," Zhai Zhinan said.
"Hahaha, forget it." Noticing Lin Heyu's gaze, Tan Xiaoya quickly took two steps back with an awkward smile on her face.
After that, the host took out the photos, "Now, please choose your residence according to the order. Please choose No.1 first."
Lin Heyu took a step forward and took the photo of Room No. [-].
Then Liang Yueyang took number three, Lu Yan took number two, Leyao number four, Tan Xiaoya number five, and Xia Qingshu number six.
Looking at Xia Qingshu, who was not making any noise during the whole process, and was even very Buddhist, 009 said: "Host, I think the male lead in this world has a pretty good personality."
"I think so too." Zhai Zhinan agreed with 009's opinion.
Somehow, Zhai Zhinan didn't think the world would be so simple.
From the moment he came here, he discovered that the energy field of this world was larger and more chaotic than all previous worlds.
The current calm seems to have a sense of tranquility before the storm.