The vest is still solid today

Chapter 88

At this time, the large force of office workers has already rushed to the time card machine. The aftertaste of the morning rush hour is basically old men and old ladies who love to join in the fun with young people. When they got off at one stop, an old man was trembling with a cane Get on the car, point to Gao Qibin sitting at the door and ask him to get up and give up his seat.

Gao Qibin was in a good mood today, glanced at him without saying a word, put down his feet on his knees, and leaned on the railing to stand up, but the old man thought he was slow, so he hit him with a cane cursingly, "You did it on purpose, didn't you? A young man is still moaning, are you an old man or am I an old man?"

"Yes, on purpose—I'm disgusted by your clinging to the old man." Gao Qibin also got angry, and he grabbed the old man's crutch and threw it aside, "Who the hell are you hitting?"

"Why are children like this now? Don't you have any old people in your family?" The old man staggered and almost fell, but was helped by a passer-by, and angrily yelled, "Every day calls for learning from Lei Feng, you have all learned from the dog's belly, right?" ?! Take a look, let’s all take a look—you’re beating someone!”

No one paid attention to him in the whole carriage. Some parents saw him and dragged their children away in a hurry.

"I'm sorry, I really don't have any old people in my family." Gao Qibin raised his eyebrows, "As for learning from Lei Feng... Uncle Lei Feng died at the age of 22, and I don't want to follow in his footsteps."

"Stop talking, we've reached the station." Yu Yu winked at Du Xu, and the two pulled Gao Qibin from left to right, and got off the subway amidst the old man's angry cursing.

"Is he pretending? This scolding person, you can tell that he is in good health and eats deliciously." Gao Qibin turned his head and was given a middle finger by the old man who was still chasing him out and scolding him.

When they dragged their suitcases to the subway entrance, they were stopped by a policeman in uniform. Du Xu's first reaction was, "That smelly and shameless old man must have called the police."

"Hello, take a look at your ID card." The policeman said to Gao Qibin that he looked to be in his early 20s, he might be a trainee policeman, and he was not very good at speaking. .”

"I look like someone with a criminal record?" Gao Qibin asked in disbelief.

"Come on, big brother, let's check together." Du Xu hurriedly interrupted the little policeman, and before Gao Qibin got mad, he enthusiastically stuffed his ID card into the policeman's hand, and by the way told Gao Qibin to find his ID card.

The little policeman was a little speechless.

His master only told him that he might encounter people who refused to be checked-this kind of people are usually the focus of attention, but this kind of people rush to get their ID cards for police checks, it is estimated that his master who has been in the police for more than ten years is never seen it.

After the policeman left, Gao Qibin looked at the two companions with a dark face: "Why didn't he look at yours? Don't single dogs have human rights?!"

Du Xu replied with a shy face: "Maybe my boyfriend and I look too in line with the core socialist values."

The "Grade Three Concentration Camp" located on the site of the old No. [-] Middle School in Xicheng District is officially said to be "precipitated with the breath of history", but according to the "folk sayings" of the students, the word "dilapidated" is enough to sum it up.Fortunately, although the appearance of this campus is full of traces of history, the infrastructure is complete. The four-person dormitory has its own air conditioner and private bathroom. The only thing worth complaining about is the small playground that does not even have half of the new campus.

"Otherwise? How big a playground do you want?" Zheng Miao, the deputy monitor, gave them a cold look and said mockingly, "There is no physical education class in the third year of high school, so someone can resign early."

Du Sports Committee, who could disarm and return to the field, silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and turned his attention to look at the dormitory allocation table posted on the bulletin board.

There is always an unwritten law in the high school boys' dormitory-everyone wants to be each other's dad.

Yu Yu poked Du Xu's back, "Don't you didn't review much in the third year of high school, but you recognized your dorm father instead."

"Just kidding! Take a look, take a look—the monitor, the school committee, and Lao Gao, these three all want to call me Dad!" Du Xu knocked on the list on the bulletin board, turning to provoke his new roommates , "Boys, come and call daddy! You won't suffer or be fooled if you recognize your daddy Du - daddy will protect the three of you for a school year."

Gao Qibin rolled up his arms and sleeves swiftly, and said with a sneer, "Come on, let's have a fight, let's see who is whose father?"

Li Nan and Zhuang He huddled together and shrank aside, fearing that they would be involved in the war between the big brothers and end up with no bones left.

"Sorry, Dad is not free now." Du Xu was busy looking for Yu Yu's name on the form, his eyes were dazzled by the dense black letters, "Who assigned the dormitory? Come out and get beaten! They actually broke up We are a couple of gods and immortals, really not human beings—hey, baby, who do you live with? Brother, I will give you a place in advance!"

Yu Yu was expressionless, pointing to a certain Feng Quail: "He."

Because of the number of seniors, Yu Yu and Feng Zhuolin happened to be the last ones left. The two occupied a four-person dormitory. He stood in front of the dormitory allocation table, his face was full of unhappiness, and his whole body exuded a violent evil spirit. The students around him were so cold that they took three steps back.

And Du Xu was even more unhappy than him.

He glared at his younger brother viciously, making Feng Zhuolin, who was shivering like a quail, think that he would be "starved for the meat of two horses, and thirsty for Zhuolin's blood".

Li Nan on one side was full and full, and dubbed Du Xu's inner drama: "Oh, my friend~ You don't need to guess whether you love you or not, as long as you are obedient and buy you a gai (street), if you are not obedient, I will buy you a gai (street) for you." crooked~"

Zhuang He cooperated with him very much: "If you are not good, I will sell you to gay~"

The tacit understanding of today's class nine cross talk groups is still the same.

Du Xu held his heart and asked his boyfriend: "Baby, do you mind if I change dorms with your roommate?"

No. [-] Middle School does not allow you to change dormitories privately. Unless there are vicious incidents such as roommate fights, the teaching office will not approve the student's application. The boss at the top of the grade rankings, no one cares much about who his roommate is.

The students around all showed expressions that couldn't bear to look directly at them. A group of them danced wildly in front of the dormitory allocation table, and finally attracted "that man who can't even mention his name".

A shiny head with sparse hair appeared in front of them. This person's hairstyle strictly followed the strategy of "local support for the central government". The middle-aged man slowly swept across a group of young quails in the third grade who seemed to be strangled by the neck, and smiled domineeringly and evilly. Asked: "Who was calling 'Baby' just now? Stand up for me!"

"Me." Du Xu took the blame, "I'm Du Xu from Class Nine, and I just called me... at the same table."

"It's him!" Feng Zhuolin whispered to the students about science, "The leader of the 'Senior Three Concentration Camp' - Director Yan! According to reliable rumors, he also visited the campus in the middle of the night and caught three groups of boys who smuggled instant noodles over the wall outside the dormitory. Glorious achievements, people in Jianghu gave him the nickname 'Living Hades'!"

"Okay, that's great! Du Xu, right? Do you think 'you at the same table' is a hotbed of puppy love?" Director Yan——Yan Luo narrowed his eyes and looked at Du Xu, "I've heard Wu Xiaoqiang say that you are unconscious My dear, I met you today! Where are you at the same table? Come out to me too!"

Yu Yu raised her hand: "Me."

Yan Luo's expression instantly changed from ferocious to terrified: "..."

who is he?Where is he?What is he saying?

Are the current students so good at playing?

Call the male tablemate "Baby"?

What is this operation?

Director Yan stuck in his throat, neither up nor down, stared at Du Xu and Yu Yu for a long time, then turned and left.

If he can learn a little about the thousands of feet of the fourth middle school forum like his colleagues, the big questions will be solved. Unfortunately, this "living king" is different from director Wu Xiaoqiang. He hates electronic products. There are rumors that he draws You can make a small profit by selling the confiscated mobile phones, tablets and game consoles.

After Yan Luo left, Hao Jia breathed a long sigh of relief, patted his heart beating chest, and said, "Why does the teaching director like to catch puppy love so much?"

"Because we are the key points of the province." Feng Zhuolin lowered his voice mysteriously, "It is said that people with good academic performance and high IQ have a relatively developed reward system in their brains, so generally they have strong desires—that is, the school The top students in the school may actually be... huh."

Du Xu suddenly realized, and secretly glanced at his boyfriend from the corner of his eyes.

Yu Yu glanced at him indifferently: "What are you looking at?"

Du Xu coughed and changed the subject: "No, it's nothing...I said, why does Director Yan look so similar to Xiaoqiang? Is it mass-produced in a factory assembly line, or is it born from a mother's womb?"

"He and Xiaoqiang both graduated from the same major, but his puppy love is only a side job, and his main job is to focus on discipline." Feng Zhuolin said with a smile, "Don't worry, brother, no one will delay you and sister-in-law... Yu Shen's puppy love!"

"It's you who are delaying our relationship cultivation now." Du Xu patted Feng Zhuolin's shoulder with emotion, his hand was so heavy that he almost hit the center of the earth, "Zhuolin, what do you think we should do now? Although it is not as delicious as dumplings, but..."

Feng Zhuolin said very kindly: "Brother, don't worry, when you want to have a tryst with Yu Shen in the middle of the night, I will cover you! I can also stand at the door to let the wind go! Or we can quietly change dormitories, and you and Yu Shen will spend the two-person world together! "

"Good brother." Du Xu was deeply relieved.

Hao Jia reported the situation to senior sister Yang Fan on Penguin with bright eyes: "Sister, do you think their midnight rendezvous is 'be good, and you won't get pregnant' or go to the bathroom together... huh?"

Yang Fan thinks that no matter which one, people can't wait to lie on the crack of the door and watch the whole process.

Director Yan lives up to the rumors, he is as dedicated as the ancient watchmen every day, and he does house rounds everywhere. After checking at night and in the morning, he still doesn’t know where to get a loudspeaker. Be a humanoid alarm clock.

Du Xu stretched out his arms and hugged the person in his arms tightly, buried his face in his neck and rubbed, "Sleep for a while..."

Yu Yu's alarm clock had already rung three times, and if she couldn't afford it, she would go to class hungry, and then in the third class, she choked on the smell of rice from the cafeteria, speechless.

Director Yan's broadcast outside the door gradually approached, and Yu Yu pushed Du Xu's head, "Get up, the director is here."

"He comes as soon as he comes, why can he knock on the door..." Before Du Xu finished speaking, Director Yan got up and the radio stopped outside their door, followed by three knocks on the door.

"Damn it! Isn't it?" Du Xu was so frightened by the "Daytime Fierce Gate" that he woke up, "Did Zhuo Lin reveal his secrets?!"

"Don't make a sound." Yu Yu covered his face with the quilt, and messed up the quilt and pillow when passing by another bed. He opened the door, and Yan Luo was standing outside with a smile.

"I heard someone singing the national anthem just now?"

Yu Yu was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect that he was recruited by the national anthem.

"No, that's my alarm clock."

Director Yan patted Yu Yu on the shoulder: "Good boy, your alarm clock is really good! It is worth learning from everyone!"

Yu Yu: "?"

Then the next morning he understood what Director Yan meant.

In the early morning of the next day, a song "March of the Senior Three Dogs" sung by the teaching director Mr. Yan Luo resounded throughout the campus - "Get up - people who don't want to be countdown! Build our flesh and blood into our new achievements -"

The impassioned singing did not win the favor of the students. Li Nan stepped on the slippers and rushed out of the dormitory door, shouting angrily: "He and Wu Xiaoqiang definitely graduated from the same university!"

"They really are the seniors and juniors of the same school, the same sky, the same dream, and the same department. The king of hell is two years higher than Xiaoqiang." Feng Zhuolin, who exchanged dormitories with Du Xu, said quietly, "The classmate in the next class is Xiaoqiang. My sister told me."

Gao Qibin looked at him seriously: "Do you know why you couldn't get a girlfriend, and the one you managed to catch ran away?"

A friend of the well-known women in Class Nine clasped her fists and humbly asked for advice: "I don't know! Brother Gao, please give me some advice!"

"Because a man who hangs out with girls all day is either a playboy or a badass."

"..."

Feng Zhuolin burst into tears.

It made sense, but he couldn't refute it.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: My boyfriend and I are going to live together!Sleep in a bed!Rounding up is cohabitation!

Yu Yu (smiling): But I'm not yet an adult.

Du Xu: ...

His broken heart, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

[Thank you Ming Ruoxi, Miyamori Ah?i??, ​​Brother Zuoyu and Brother Youdu carry a landmine on the back of Uncle Gao and Miss Zhong Gu, thank you Zhong Gu and Miss Jiang Gao for the nutrient solution, okay~ I love you~]