sinovels Chapter 73 Barrage
Chapter 73 Barrage
There are many bullet screens, please enter carefully if you mind
Thinking of all the things that happened during the recording of the last program, Tan Yu felt that watching the program together was not a good suggestion.
Compared with other variety shows, the director of this show, Qin, is almost a relic, but the director is the director, and he always has a way to make the ordinary scenes more interesting.
Just like the current public execution!
It’s recorded, it’s recorded, it’s broadcast, and now they’re watching and recording, is anyone willing to watch them watch their own variety shows?
The answer is "yes", who doesn't like to watch other people die?
In the show, Ji Yan and Tan Yu returned to the homestay, and they were greeted by Lin Tang's screams.
The kind that plays over and over again.
Lin Tang who was holding a snack and was about to eat: "?"
【Hahaha Lin Tang's reaction is too real. 】
[Invincible girl, she has such a good voice! 】
Lin Tang jumped up from the sofa and accused the director: "How could this be so? It has been repeated six times! Six times! Do I want to lose face?"
Qin Daofo smiled.
I don't care about you.
Soon Xiao Lintang's barrage was replaced by Zhizi.
[Damn, Zhi Zi is so handsome! 】
[?I'm blind? 】
[Gardenia actually took the initiative to shake hands with Tan Yu! 】
【Lin Tang's shocked expression is my current expression. 】
Then at Fan Zhouyang's large-scale confession scene, when Fan Zhouyang said "Brother Yan, I am your fan, I have liked you for a long time", the screen simultaneously showed Lin Tang who said "the one who demolished my CP will die", and Shot of Tan Yu watching the capture-rape scene while drinking coffee.
.The program team has taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!
Tan Yu sighed, it's no wonder their programming is so leisurely, it all depends on the later stage!
It was only then that Fan Zhouyang realized that it was so obvious that he rolled his eyes in front of the camera. In the bullet screen, fans were all asking if there was something wrong with his eyes. Fan Zhouyang's face turned blue and white, but he didn't know that his embarrassing expression was caught again. The camera caught it.
Director Qin smiled: Very good, there is another material.
When dividing the room, Fan Zhouyang separated Tan Yu and Ji Yan——
[What's going on with this Fan Zhouyang? 】
[The two teachers are still there, Fan Zhouyang, are you polite? 】
[Why do you say that we are flirting? 】
[There is a problem with the room, there must be someone who wants to separate it, what's wrong with Yang Yang asking Ji Yan to form a single room? 】
The words High Energy ahead appear on the screen——
Tan Yu leaned against the door frame: "Ji Yan didn't sleep well, why didn't I know?"
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[Why do you know, please tell your story in detail. 】
If Fan Zhouyang’s previous actions are still embarrassing to his fans, but later—after Zhou Guoyan asked to live in a single room, Fan Zhouyang said: “Then I will live in a double room with Brother Yan.”
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[Fan Zhouyang, what's the matter? 】
[Laughing, why should I live in the same room with you, you are not together. 】
[Look at Tangtang's expression, hahaha laughing to death, the first cp leader of "Aventure" is about to go berserk. 】
[Fan Zhouyang run, Lin Tang wants to kill you! 】
The screen was shown to Tan Yu again: "The person I brought will live with you?"
[Jiu Min!Tan Yu is so handsome! 】
[The person I brought lives with you? ! 】
[At this moment, I stand for a second "Fable", do you have any opinions? 】
[The big guts of "Fable" standing in front! 】
[Please, Tan Yufan, please go away, we don't have an appointment. 】
[Hehe, it's not up to you whether to make an appointment or not?See if your brother Yan refuses? 】
Ji Yan doesn't like fans and doesn't do business. The fans are used to it, but they didn't expect that one day, Cooking would defect.
Fan Zhouyang questioned Tan Yu's words and refuted the phrase "the people he brought".
Tan Yu: "Then you ask him, if I don't come to this show, will he come?"
In a barrage of mocking Tan Yu's self-defeating, Ji Yan's "don't come" gave all fans of Weiwei a resounding slap.
Very good, the film king not only doesn't pamper fans, but also steps on fans, pressing fans' hearts to the ground and grinding them into slag.
[Wei fans are all gone, from now on, this is the world of cp fans. 】
Next, the barrage painting style changes suddenly.
【Hundred Years】
【Early birth to a precious son】.
【To tie the knot】
Ji Yan didn't know what he thought of and suddenly laughed, Tan Yu looked over, his face darkened, "You're laughing ass."
Ji Yan suppressed a smile: "I laugh at the barrage."
Of course Tan Yu knew he was laughing at the barrage, he even knew why Ji Yan was laughing!
When the program aired and Tan Yu went to worship Guanyin, Tan Yu had a bad feeling—he wanted to run away, but was held back by Ji Yan.
Ji Yan held him tightly: "What are you running for? After reading it."
Tan Yu: "."Look at you, uncle!
[?Am I the only one who thinks this Guanyin is not quite right? 】
[Sister, you are not alone! 】
In the picture, Ji Yan walked in, looked at Tan Yu who was paying respects earnestly with a tangled expression, and then looked at Guanyin who was squatting with two dolls at his feet.
Zhou Guoyan squinted his eyes and looked at the screen, hesitantly said: "This is Xiao Tan Bai's."
"Pfft!" Lin Tang couldn't hold back, "Hahaha."
Tan Yu: "."
In the program——
Ji Yan: "What are you praying for?"
Tan Yu: "Worship Guanyin, do you want to worship?"
Ji Yan: "Do you know what this Guanyin protects?"
Tan Yu: "Can Guanyin bless everything?"
Ji Yan: "But you are worshiping the Son-Song Guanyin."
【Hahaha, Tan Yu bounces at the same speed as a rocket launch. 】
【All living beings are equal, all Buddhas are equal, your reaction will make the Bodhisattva sad. 】
[Tan Yu: I want to escape from this world! 】
[Hahaha I laughed so hard. 】
Happy blood was sent out by Tan Yu so inadvertently, everyone including Ji Yan laughed together.
Tan Yu twisted Ji Yan's thigh.
Laugh fart!
Coming out of the main hall, Zhou Guoyan asked him what he had worshiped, and Tan Yu hesitated and said, "I worshiped Guanyin."
Zhai Jun: "Why this expression? Why, Guanyin Bodhisattva talked to you, but didn't agree to your request?"
[It's not that he didn't agree to his request, it's that just as he was about to agree, Tan Benefactor was in a hurry! 】
[I watched Tan Yu's bouncing action ten times. 】
[The sister in front of me is not like me, I just made that bounce into an emoji. 】
【Hahaha.】
Tan Yu begged for two red ropes with bodhi seeds, and the dog came out of the hall furiously.
[If I'm not mistaken, it says "Marriage Hall" on it, right? 】
[Go in and ask if you want money first, Tan Yu is really frugal. 】
【Oh, he begged for two! 】
[Nonsense, who wants a marriage line, who wants to be alone forever? 】
[I just want to know who the other person is going to give it to. 】
【Actor Ji, I hope to see this red rope in your hand one day! 】
[The one in front is my long-lost sister! 】
Lin Tang suddenly turned his head to look at Ji Yan's wrist, and all he saw was his smooth cuffs.
However, under the cuff, there is a red string with a brown bead on it, just like the one in the program.
Leaving Qiling Temple, the six hiked up the mountain and walked through the glass plank road. Lin Tang and Zhizi got on the high-altitude swing. The moment the swing fell, Lin Tang's screams shook the valley.
Tan Yu didn't see Lin Tang's expression that day, but now he saw Lin Tang's expression with eyes closed tightly, which didn't seem to tell her "not scary" at all.
Tan Yu asked Lin Tang numbly: "Didn't you say it's not scary? Have you seen your own expression?"
As soon as the question was finished, Lin Tang and Zhizi were dragged up on the screen, and Lin Tang held Zhizi's hand with a pale face: "Wuuuu, Zhizi, this is so scary."
Zhizi swallowed: "Hold it back, and say it's not scary after a while."
Tan Yu, who was sitting next to Gardenia watching the show: "."
[Hahaha, Gardenia, you have learned badly! 】
The camera showed the trembling legs of the two girls, almost out of rhythm.
Tan Yu came over and asked them if they were scary, Lin Tang held on to the railing and shook his head: "It's not scary at all, really."
Gardenia: "It's okay."
Tan Yu immediately turned his head to invite Ji Yan, seeing Tan Yu being fooled, both Lin Tang and Zhi Zi had weird and successful smiles on their faces at the same time.
[Hahaha Cool Sister, you are good or bad, I love you so much. 】
[Routines, all routines! 】
[Tan Yu don't be fooled, the two sisters are trying to trick you. 】
Tan Yu who was watching the show: "." I might be a fool.
[I found that Zhizi is so lively in this show, she usually doesn't bother to talk to people. 】
[Gardenia is different from Tan Yu in one way or another. She greets him on her own initiative, makes him coffee, and now tricks him into sitting on a high-altitude swing. 】
[Yes, yes, she also helped Tan Yu beat Fan Zhouyang. 】
[Actor Warning! 】
[Nimeng go away, don't tear down our Zhizhitang! 】
If someone hadn't mentioned Fan Zhouyang, they would have almost forgotten that Fan Zhouyang also participated in this show.
[We are so miserable that we don't even have a camera. 】
[Who is to blame for what I did? 】
As soon as he finished saying that there was no camera, the camera came.
[Pfft, did Fan Zhouyang and that boy take the wrong car? 】
[No, don't get in the car, you are going to take bus 36, not bus 63, hey! 】
Of course, the barrage couldn't stop them from getting on the wrong bus, and this mistake went to the suburbs. When they saw the taxi fare when they took a taxi back, the barrage fell silent.
Being so stupid, the two of them couldn't find a home at night, right?
The screen changes back to Tan Yu and Ji Yan's side. The two are already sitting on the high-altitude swing. After fastening the safety equipment, Ji Yan: "I'm afraid."
Tan Yu: "Really or not? Then what to do, it's about to start."
Ji Yan stretched out his hand: "I'm really scared."
[Hold hands and don't be afraid! 】
[I didn't expect you to be such an actor! 】
[Help, my film star has been taken away, this is definitely not my cold brother Yan! 】
The swing swings down a cliff——
"Fuck - ahhh!"
In the later period, he took out the death-killing cycle move again, and played Tan Yu's roar repeatedly. The most amazing thing was that those two words did not have a beep sound, and they were released directly, and several large characters slammed on the valley.
Getting off the swing, Tan Yu shouted at the director: "Director, I told you that the part should not be broadcast, so stop it."
Then six large characters appeared on the screen - think!All!No!want!think!
[Hahaha this program group can play. 】
[Add chicken legs to the director. 】
After dark, a few people arrived at the night market. Ji Yan grabbed Tan Yu's hand and ate bad breath tofu with the bamboo stick Tan Yu had eaten, causing the screen to be covered by the barrage.
Zhai Jun had never seen this scene before, so he let out a "huh", "There are so many people watching to eat stinky tofu, Lao Zhou, I should have known that we would eat it too."
Zhou Guoyan said in distaste: "You are so old, do you have a little bit of self-knowledge?"
In front of the bracelet seller's booth, Tan Yu asked Lin Tang and Zhizi which bracelet looked good. Lin Tang pointed at the extremely ugly wooden beads in the corner with an expression of "you don't want to cheat" and said, "That looks good."
[Hahaha, Tangtang is really the No.1 professional head massager. 】
【What is that thing she is referring to, laugh to death. 】
Hearing Tan Yu say that the bracelet was for his younger sister, Lin Tang's expression immediately brightened.
"So it was for my sister, it scared me to death, I thought."
"Why do you still think?"
"Hey, it's nothing, I thought you were going to send brother Yan off."
"He already has."
【Have it?Have!It can't be the one I thought! 】
[Blind guess, Brother Yan's is a bead. 】
[Blind guess, Brother Yan's is a bead obtained from the Palace of Marriage! 】
[Blind guess, Brother Yan's is a bead with a red string that someone begged from the Marriage Palace after worshiping the Son-giving Avalokitesvara! 】
[Tan Yu: You can just report my ID card directly. 】
Compared with them, Fan Zhouyang and Zhao Xinchi's day was unremarkable, but they were full of jokes. The two went to the park to check in, and the two stood there in the bleak park. The kind of leaves.
Afterwards, the two of them ate hot pot, and calculated carefully for fear that it would not be enough to pay.
[Two big brothers, you should save some money and go home! 】
[Don't order any more!Hurry up and get rid of the hairy belly! 】
[Are these two people a little silly? 】
After eating the hot pot, Fan Zhouyang wanted to go back in the car of the program group, and then saw the van of the program group go away.
"Pfft." Tan Yu couldn't hold back.
Only then did he know that Fan Zhouyang had such a miserable day.
Fan Zhou glared at him: "Why are you laughing?"
Tan Yu shook his head: "It's nothing, I just think it was not easy for us that day." It was especially difficult for you.
Fan Zhouyang wanted to stare at him, but held back, he realized that he was so ugly inside after watching the show, and kept rolling his eyes.
As soon as the show came to an end, the names of several people were on the top of the list——
#Tan Yusongzi Guanyin#
#Aventure cp is real#
#Fan Zhouyang What’s wrong with his eyes#
#Drug Wei Forced Demolition Aventure#
The show ended when Director Qin announced that Fan Zhouyang and Zhao Xinchi hadn't completed the task and only had 50 yuan for living expenses the next day.
Netizens couldn't get enough of it. They all wanted to know how those two people who couldn't ride a car and settle accounts could live on 50 yuan for a day.
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The bathroom is at the end of the corridor, and this time the rooms are shared by two people. Tan Yu was about to go back to the room after taking a shower, when he passed by the door of Fan Zhouyang and Zhao Xinchi's room, he suddenly heard Fan Zhouyang's voice coming from inside.
"Don't think that I don't know what you want to do. I don't care if you want to trouble Tan Yu, but if you dare to stick to Brother Yan, don't blame me for being rude to you!"
Fan Zhouyang's tone can't be said to be bad, but very bad. He couldn't hear Zhao Xinchi's response, and Fan Zhouyang was the only one outputting the whole process: "A person who climbed up from an assistant dares to act like a demon in front of me, and doesn't look at himself. Is it enough?"
Tan Yu wanted to knock on the door to tell them that the door was not soundproof, but when he heard his and Ji Yan's names, he raised his hand and put it down again.
Forget it, let's make a noise!