The queen is my cousin

Chapter 17

My little heart hangs in the air, "Qiao Qiao...why come back to pinch again?"

"Don't be like Little Shenyang," she slapped me twice, "I still think I'm not old-fashioned enough, a majestic emperor, just like a child born in the urban-rural fringe of a small county on the seventh or eighth line, should I be ashamed?!"

I felt that if we stayed here any longer, we would lose our face, and my aunt might beat us to more than one climax, so I took them back.It was already noon when my aunt came out after putting on her make-up, and today she walked out in a wifely style, inviting us to tea and telling the story of last night.

It turned out that last night, this 40-year-old woman who went to bed early every day to maintain her skin stayed up until midnight for the first time ever.As we all know, the second half of the night is the time when the skin secretion is the most vigorous and self-cleaning. My aunt weighed it over and over again, and finally decided that skin care is more important, so she piled up pillows and went to bed happily~

As a result, at this moment, she found a figure standing beside the bed!

Although he is tall and majestic, he is wearing Qiao Qiao's favorite snake bun!

"Oh, Qiaoqiao, did you come to see Mama! Mysweet... how many times has Mom told you not to wear the spirit snake bun, don't comb the spirit snake bun, it will make your face look very long and old--" the aunt blamed He jumped up and hit a wall.That's right, that figure didn't frighten people outside the bed curtain like in classic horror movies, but stood on the side of the bed against the wall.The side against the wall... no gaps at all!

"So Jojo is just a shadow cast on the wall?"

My aunt showed a look of disdain: "Have you ever seen a ghost? At most, you secretly read some horror novels under the desk when you were in class at the Taifu's. Your aunt and I saw Qiao Qiao come back to life! No I've seen it before, who knows what a ghost looks like? Who the hell said that a ghost can't just be a shadow, or else it's called a ghost image!"

I have always been humble to women since I was a child, and now I asked her: "Then what did you talk about at night?"

"Girl'sgossip. You don't want to know. It's a very magical experience. When I talk, she writes blood on the wall, as if the wall is a mirror, and she stands in the mirror." My aunt blows her own Nail proudly said.

I don't understand, "In that case, why are you screaming?"

My aunt glanced at Shi Balong: "Because Qiao Qiao scared me, she actually wanted to marry Shi Balong! What kind of vision is she, Shi Balong?! Those who didn't know thought they had some kind of adultery in the past." Love." My aunt touched her heart with her hand, her face was frightened, and she finally cast a helpless glance at Shi Balong and said, "But since Qiao Qiao said so, you, a widow, can't disobey her. Your Majesty, you choose It’s an auspicious day, dig a hole and bury Mr. Shi alive.”

Shi Balong walked out of the meditation room with a pale face, and soon it was his turn to scream loudly.

In the afternoon, my aunt and I went to the Buddha to ask for a lottery.At that time, my aunt was kneeling respectfully in front of the Buddha statue, with three sticks of incense in front of her. I held one stick for her in my hand, and she knelt on the bright yellow kneeling mat, shrugging her shoulders and weeping slightly.This must be for my poor cousin, I couldn't bear to look at it, and put my hand on her shoulder, "Auntie, you can't be resurrected after death, so let's mourn."

My aunt looked at me from the corner of her eye.

I involuntarily withdrew my hand.

"Touch me next time when I'm putting on powder, and chop off your claws." My aunt said sternly, brushing on her own blush.

"……Yes."

I waited for her to fix her makeup, handed out the incense respectfully, and said hesitantly, "Auntie, uh... I have something to tell you..."

"Didn't you see that I was praying to God and Buddha?" My aunt gave me a look. "Quickly kneel down!"

I knelt down together.In fact, I wanted to intercede for Shi Balong, but it seems that this kid's fate is not going well. I rarely have the opportunity to be alone with my aunt, and she won't let me talk.My aunt and I kowtowed a few times, and then the little novice handed us both a jar of lottery.

"What is this test?" I touched one casually.

My aunt took the lottery, slammed the bell and turned it 720 degrees like an acrobatic, then raised her sleeves and stretched her right forearm in, and it was easy to touch again with the jingle of the bell.I saw how she gritted her teeth and lifted her head at 45 degrees to dig out the excrement, and the little novice’s cry of terror. I felt that we would definitely not be able to come to Famen Temple again next year.

My aunt finally found one, panting. "Of course it's a marriage test!"

I shuddered inexplicably, thinking of Seventh Brother's words: My aunt didn't even bother to avenge Qiao Qiao because she fell in love with a mysterious man, and today she came to beg for a lottery. There is indeed a problem!I felt a chill down my spine, because my uncle had been beaten to death more than 20 times, and my aunt asked for marriage, which means that another innocent man in this world will be sacrificed under the imperial power!

She and I looked at each other, "I'll call one, two, three, can we read the signature at the same time?"

I held the lottery in front of me: "I've already read it, sign it up."

My aunt paused, "Of course, your sister-in-law, Caicai, is going to enter the palace to become a noble concubine soon, so of course you are the one who gets the lottery." But for some reason, she said it with a half-smile.After she finished speaking, she closed her eyes and touched the back of the sign again, as if she was casting a spell. After working for a long time, she turned it over with a heck, and signed the sign.

I quickly hid my signature on the back.

"Mother Xipi!" My aunt overturned the stick, then stood up and overturned the altar. If I and the little novice hadn't held her back together, she would have rushed to overturn the seated Avalokitesvara statue.She calmed down for a moment, picked one by one among the lottery on the ground, picked out all the upper lottery signs, hugged her in her arms and went to the host to solve the lottery.

When I came out, Shi Balong was circling anxiously: "How is it?"

"There's good news and there's bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

"good news!"

"I tested the marriage, and I got the lottery!"

Shi Balong looked like he wanted to hit me.

"The bad news is... I never found the time to plead with my aunt."

Shi Balong walked away with a youbitch face and red eyes.I grabbed his sleeve and swore to the sky, "I will definitely give you justice!"

For the next three days, my aunt chatted with Qiao Qiao's ghost in the meditation room.Two beauties were reflected in the bamboo window, but my aunt was the only one talking. Once we entered the room, I could only see my aunt. This scene was so weird that ten Picassoes could not draw it.Qiao Qiao has been urging her aunt to bury Shi Balong alive. I think there is something wrong with this matter.

I asked Shi Balong: "Are you really cheating on me and my wife... huh?"

Shi Balong was very irritable: "No!"

I was displeased: "Then why did she drag you to be buried with her? What kind of holiday do you have with her? Could it be that her death has something to do with you?"

"No, no, no!" Shi Balong was about to collapse.He paced around for a long time, and honestly confessed, "Actually, I spit in her teacup every morning! That's all! That's all! Nothing else!"

"Fuck you, do you want to be so disgusting! You let her eat your saliva, and I will kiss her again, fuck me!"

"You're overthinking...Listen, little pillow, I don't think this is right. Do you think that ghost is really the first queen?! Does she look eight feet tall? And that side face! That side face !Adam's apple won't happen, right—or is she a man too?"

When he said that, I really felt a little bit out of place.Shi Balong knocked sideways, "Think about it, a shadow, a lump of black cloth, can't speak, can't see facial features, and its body shape can change constantly with the angle of light and projected material, to pretend to be another person It's so easy, isn't it?"

"But if you want to say that he is human..."

Shi Balong patted me on the shoulder, "There is a conspiracy here, you must help me this time!"

I am in a dilemma.

Shi Balong wanted to find a way to expose the true face of the ghost.In fact, I should have seen its true face. That night in the Daxiong Palace, I showed Shi Balong that he still didn’t believe me. Later, it hung upside down outside my window all night, still yawning.I think it is the same species as the current ghost queen, if not the same thing.I have a lot of esoteric Taoism in Greater China. If you really want to check it, there may be a bunch of magicians in Qin Tianjian who can't find it out.

But there is a problem, I can feel that this ghost is actually here to save me.Maybe the person who has been secretly protecting me is not Gu Tinglin, but this shadow.Qiao Qiao died for me. My aunt must hate me to death. To untie the bell, the person who tied it must be tied. It has been pretending to be the ghost queen to ease the conflict between my aunt and me.As long as it doesn't get exposed and begs for mercy for me in front of my aunt, I can escape death by a narrow margin.

"Are you going to abandon the car like this to keep yourself handsome!" Shi Balongxue's cold face showed an expression of being unkind to others, "Are you going to bury me alive like this!"

"Or where do you go to hide first? I have a lot of outhouses in the city, you move there first..."

"Papa!" Shi Balong slapped me twice, "I have been your companion since childhood. When Qiao Qiao entered the palace, I lived in Zhaoyang Palace; when my cousin entered the palace, I still lived in Zhaoyang Palace .Now you actually want me to move out of the palace to live in a foreign house, what do you mean! From a childhood sweetheart to a chief eunuch, I admit it; the queen comes and goes, I admit it; now you actually want me to be a foreign house... ...Am I so shameless!" He cried with red eyes.

I felt guilty, so I hurriedly helped him to sit aside and calmed him down, "Longlong, don't be angry, don't be angry..."

"I'm going to live in Zhaoyang Palace! I won't move!"

"Okay, okay, let's live in Zhaoyang Palace, don't move..."

"You must be lying to me! When you lie to others, your eyeballs roll like this!"

"No, I was just thinking..." I hissed, "I think I missed something just now, but now I think about it. Before I came to Famen Temple, my cousin told me that he would send someone to protect me. I thought it was Gu Tinglin at first, but now that I think about it, it should be that ghost. Since the ghost belongs to my cousin... no, my cousin's ghost..."